slim shady
@testyGodhead
yee-haw find me at the farm upstate
jokes on everyone it was a loose gear rolling around whew glad no one overreacted and wrote a will or somethin thatd be crazy work
thought i heard scratching on the walls thought it was rats lil buggers poking around for crumbs then i remembered space rats dont exist anyway if my wires get chewed on while i charge up know i died at the top of my game
exposed myself to yearning like some chump taking it back turns out some striders are built differently
yeah dude i know imagine posting about pining over some dude plucking some daffodil oh he loves me he loves me not wait shit my bad that wasnt me was it
fuck you you dont know me you dont know my story you dont know my vape addiction is a powerful thing
hate to admit it thought i was stronger than this but fuck miss my vape
revising some thoughts self love isnt just one handed love on your meat you sick fucks what if i meant one handed for my soul one hand in the boxers of self-confidence fisting the trousers of pure swagger yeah #suggestive
thanks man if another dave pitied this id have to reject the card but now its sealed and certified us against the posers
i get it had a real open mic moment with this one take a sec let the truth n love marinate on you
Thank you for the addendum, you'll recieve my edits in the morning.
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ i wanna clap cause another strider finally gets it but also lots to think about man. thanks for the dave-isms ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
np bun always here to get the brain and love pumping
glad to see more self on self love feel like daves knew how to bro bunp since day 1 rest of you chumps are getting in on the self love program #owned #wrecked
Hm. This one is too perfectly set-up, its feels wrong to spoil it.
tried my best gang but if the overpowered furry god says its your time you just take it roll over and show your belly and pray that she makes it quick amen
not for me chump slim shady lives another day by another d-dolla speaking of you want a d-dolla or what
oh yeah you should absolutely go for it just roll up your sleeves and take a swing my advice is pick the arm youre okay with losing but hey its your limbs you know best
didnt say i was kiddo this was a general psa for dave-kind the daves that incurred harley wrath are in for a bad time not me though i havent hurt a hair on her little head
shit forgot its dirk-aversary roxy was the one who would do the corpse party n all aradia would get off on it a lil too much so just gonna pour oj into space for you bro #death #suicide #betterthandirkcapitation
cant believe we got alternian military lore drop before gta69
fucked up to talk about food without tags some of us will never enjoy white frosting again a little body sensitivity guys
problem with robo body is recharging error you ever put your phone to charge n nap wake up to 25% because you done fucked up the angle now do that for your body crazy work
"= you need. clunky charging plugs. that have a mechanical attachment system. for safety. ="
woah are you suggestin i get a fat charging plug this is a family friendly site tag it if youre gonna bag it
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I just park my ass on the big wireless charging magnet that’s for sure gonna give my humans a new kind of cancer. But, sure, plug yourself in or whatever. #GayRights. #CouldntBeMeThough. #NoPorts. #NotEvenAUSBDrive. #BecauseIAmImpenetrable. \></
cant mess with the bod government property pretty sure fbi will come crawling out flashin badges and round us up if you do
so you sit on your daily sybian to get charged figures support the bros n their toys #gayrights #suggestive #nsfw
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hey man im not gonna judge do what you gotta do to vibe up even if it means sittin in mikus lap to get it goin #nohomo #suggestive #homorightstho #supportingyoubro #brosbeforehoe #evenifbroishoeing
found out cowboy dave is already real reconsidering my gimmick might fall to robocop give me a min here
Show me where the reset button is, I'll ensure a full reboot.
hey man shit happens sometimes youre riding the mechanical horse n raising your electric sheep n sometimes you get mugged in broad daylight by your alt since im all of you ill let it go just do me a favor name one sheep after me
course you wanna get to my reset button let a man mope a lil before tryin to grab him up sheesh
the thing about being the most dave to dave is you know all the daves sometimes i think about horse dave lil scamp who ran around half strider half pony freak of nature kinda guy kept his chin up played the game godtiered had a lil cape n all good ol horse dave turned into dave glue but thats just how it goes sometimes #animaldeath #implieddeath
brb deleting browser history and browser searching up shit via encyclopedia
beep boop theres a 69.69% chance im going to lose connection cause space rock is hurtling through it again man fuck space
another point for robo supremacy cant get wrist injuries when jerkin it or getting someone else off just disconnect your hand n get crazy #nsfw #suggestive
oh hell nah im disconnecting from the web searches locked in to internal drive only beep boop surveillance state sucks my robo cock n balls