♠ hated by @theCaptain
I love my wife.
How do p3opl3 k33p g3tt1ng 1t wrong. 1 4M NOT BL1ND. 1 L4CK S3NS3 OF SM3LL.
Says the one with the eyepatch, it seems that eye gave way 8ecause it did not want to 8e apart of your 8ody anymore.
We all know you you're dyslexic.
Also six letters.
Spider is invalid as it is six letters long.
movie ending was *terri8le*, 8ut i still really liked it. can’t wait for next movie night ::::)
i want t0 build such a l0ving relati0nship with her that i feel safe t0 let my 0wn barriers d0wn and admit that i have needs t00 and ask her t0 be the brave 0ne f0r 0nce and h0ld me when im scared and tell me that she l0ves me #serketp0sting
I only feel pitch! Fuck you!!!!!!!!
i want t0 see her l00k at me like a scared kitten br0ught in fr0m the c0ld as she realises that shes truly genuinely h0nestly safe f0r the first time in her life while shes in my arms #serketp0sting
oKAY, #SERKETPOSTING HERE WE GO, i WANT, uMM, tO MAKE HER, nO OKAY, nEVERMIND i CAN'T DO THIS DON'T, sEND POST
🐾httPs://i.Postimg.cc/85l1mcrc/sNooPy-giggle.gif hehe,
Look at all the clothes he 8ecame too fat to wear. Lay off the grog.
"I am going to end your career as a 8uccaneer", is still the hardest lyric my musicians have made in regards to raiding other pir8te vessels.
FLUTTERING MY LASHES FLIRT8IOUSLY? ME? NO, I'M CALLING YOU A 8ITCH IN MORSE.
The only role I will take for you, is as your executioner. You can call me Jack Ketch, 8itch.
Name something you will never 8e. ^
8ury yourself in a shallow grave, so 8ark8easts can urin8te on your 8allsack of a cranium.
You are correct, a Captain does go first. Good to see you acknowledge the authentic one.
Lock yourself in a 8ox and never come out.
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i want t0 h0ld hands with 0ne specific vriska and take in h0w s0ft her carapace is and feel every little furr0w and ridge and c0mmit every last detail t0 mem0ry #serketp0sting
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So many Serkets. I was going to say 'Vriskas' but I see an Aranea or two from a while back, and one Vriska-adjacent troll who I can only assume is a Serket as well.
hi serkets :)
I thought this was a Strider-exclusive problem, but apparently Vriskas are multiplying by the dozens. Think we might be having something of a spider infestation.
You want my confession? What are you, a cop?
You merely adopted the #serketposting; I was 8orn in it, molded 8y it.
you seem like a #dogposting kinda guy.
at least when vriska does pirate stuff it's cute. he's giving hardtack and weevils.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gwi1l2S7ng
pirate pete and his no good very bad terrible attempt to be intimidating.
So fucking sad! Feel sympathetic for me!
Was gonna smoke in the alleyway I usually smoke in, 8ut there are people FUCKING in it! Fuck! Where do I smoke now? I'm not gonna stand there and go "lol, my 8ulge is 8igger". I want to fucking SMOKEEEEEEEE. #su8stance #nsfw
I really hope detectives posting their impressive members on dash doesn't become a trend. That is a really tough expectation to meet. #nsfw
rare baking moment but i've got brownies in the oven. it smells really nice.
...okay so it's a serket fetish. noted. #nsfw(ish) ♪
hello everypony! i uhm told myself i wouldnt be on here often... but treehugger urged me to try and make more friends ^_^" 🦋
Sigh, I love playing hard to get. It's like "Yeah! I'm sure you'll get to see my ass next time we talk! *ghosts*" #NSFW
Tonight is a good night to 8e a 8eforan Serket........
My eye also see's you. So in turn you are my 8itch. See how easy that was to say? Weep a8out it.
'Better than you used to 8e', and yet out of all the descendants of mine tonight who went through the same series of events as you did, not one of them felt compelled to also 8lame their circumstances so openly on a journal. Perhaps, these Vriska's, who 8etter themselves in the quiet of their own time should 8e commended far more, 8ecause they at least have the intelligence to realise crying a8out how some pages in a journal upset them is something they would have 8ullied anyone else for doing.
i l0ve y0u all and want y0u all t0 be s0 s0 happy but i am afraid 0f all my creati0ns i tend t0 regard vriskas the f0ndliest
Humans look weird, send Chitt.
I can't save every timeline. But I sure can save a lot of them! At the very least, I'll do my best. <:)
What occupied you? I oversaw an entire gam8ligant fleet and still found time for introspection. Writing might have helped you realise that your shortcomings cannot 8e perpetually 8lamed on ancient lineage or a mindless arachnid, a challenge I also overcame myself. Your refusal to document your life reeks of cowardice; perhaps you fear the verdict of the future. You seem terrified that your own descendant will one day uncover your history and expose you for what you truly are: a sadist who specialised in pushing people from clifftops and ruining an already misera8le game which destroyed children of their planets and homes. Do keep up the charade of 8eing the hero; it suits your delusions perfectly.
... I learned, at a very young age, that I can not save everyone. I've accepted this. Everything comes to an end at some point. But that doesn't mean I can't let those who've died unjustly stay in a place of comfort in their afterlife >:) [An image is attached of thousands of beings in a scenic valley, talking, laughing and eating together.]
I agree with that other me, I wanna 8eat someone to a pulp. That’d 8e funny, LMAO. #violence
i want t0 make vriska s0 mad she hits me 0ver the head with her guitar s0 hard that it breaks and i want t0 get up unharmed and tell her t0 d0 it again #blackr0m #serketp0sting
People will tell you to write things down on the nature of your own life, when they've spent their whole life never picking up a pen.
i want t0 give a vriska an 8-ball that just says "kiss aradia" and watch her get m0re and m0re flustered shaking it 0ver and 0ver again l00king f0r a different answer #serketp0sting
i want t0 sh0w a serket h0w parad0x space l00ks fr0m the 0utside s0 she realises h0w silly her need f0r imp0rtance is then hug her fr0m behind and whisper int0 her ear that shes imp0rtant en0ugh f0r me n0 matter what #serketp0sting
i d0nt want the araneas t0 feel left 0ut either s0 :) i want t0 take an aranea and sit there listening t0 everything she has t0 say f0r h0urs just taking in the beauty in her face and the genuine j0y in her grin as f0r the first time in her life she realises she has an audience wh0 wants t0 listen t0 her gradually hearing her v0ice gr0w m0re and m0re passi0nate as she g0es fr0m reading her internal script t0 earnestly and excitedly sharing everything she kn0ws #serketp0sting
I never once laid claim to the Grand High8lood’s demise. You oper8te under the delusion that that singular journal constitutes the sum of my legacy, o8livious to the fact that I have authored countless others across the span of centuries. You speak to me of sacrifice? My death was a calcul8ted necessity. Had I succeeded in the re8ellion, had the Condescension’s victory 8een averted, it would have invited a doomed timeline. You, and every soul you claim to have 'ascended,' to save would have 8een extinguished and you would 8e nothing more than the rest of the dead Vriska's roaming around the place. 8eing 'forgotten' was the price I paid for your success, you ungrateful wretch.
i want t0 grab vriska by the h0rns and h0ld her head in place s0 she cant pull away fr0m all the kisses im putting 0n her face #nsfw #serketp0sting
i want t0 make a vriska think i have pitch feelings f0r her and get her psyched up f0r an all 0ut blackr0m brawl 0nly t0 sh0w up t0 her hive and cuddle with her and str0ke her hair as she g0es thr0ugh an em0ti0nal whirlwind n0t understanding h0w she ended up her 0r why my warmth feels s0 right as she feels truly safe f0r the first time :) #serketp0sting
You are nothing, Mindfang. Your entire life served no ultim8 purpose. 8etween you and your alpha counterpart, I prefer her. And I don't even like her all that much. 8ut at least SHE contri8uted something of VALUE.
You wanna know what's "remarka8ly convenient", Mindfang? It's "remarka8ly convenient" that you just HAPPENED to kill the Grand High8l∞d. It's remarka8ly convenient that you HAPPENED to 8e the only sane one on the seas. It's REMARKA8LY FUCKING CONVENIENT that, despite supposedly leading the revolution, the ONLY evidence of your existence was your fucking dice and your goddamn 8∞k. 8ecause at the end of the day, everything you did amounted to NOTHING. You still died, Her Imperious Condescencion remained in power, and ALTERNIA STILL FUCKING 8LEW UP. 8ut me? I ascended. I saved the lives of LITERALLY EVERYONE who mattered. 8ecause the timeline where I died, EVERYONE died. I held shit together, and I helped cre8 the new universe.
i supp0se i c0uld serketp0st a little m0re... #serketp0sting
I h8 you, fuck you, I fucking h8 YOU, fuck you. #h8maxxing
Yes........ Give ME attention.
Ah. I forgot once I jump to a new timeline, the people from the old one forget me entirely. It's fine! Just means an opportunity to become best friends alllll over again! Hehe! Heh... Hm :(
Yyyyyeah, I think you'll find now that I'm here it won't be so easy. Good luck though! ♡♡♡
It is remarka8ly convenient that you externalise your own emotional 8ankruptcy 8y scapegoating your lusus and on one paragraph of 'smut' which was essentially a kiss which did not even happen. Perhaps it is time you cease this pathetic cycle of self-victimis8tion and reconcile with the fact that your current station is the direct consequence of your own failures. Even Feferi possessed a far 8etter understanding of her lineage, and she never relied on the excuses that you cling to so desper8tely. She should have 8een like her ancestor as heritage dict8tes, she had an eldritch entity whispering in her ear as influence and yet it is always you who whine and 8itch a8out yours ontop of an ancestor who did everything to defy the expect8tions of Alternia's cruelty. Did me not citing the Sufferer's work as compelling not trigger in that lack of 8rain of yours to 8e sympathetic towards low8loods? Did me not freeing a slave from Dualscar, think that perhaps you should not 8e a piece of shit? Did me not aligning with a 8ronze8lood not trigger to not 8e a 8itch? Your laments regarding your lusus and your ancestor are wearisome; your tragedy is not inherited, it is self-authored.
So you know what, Mindfang? I'm done. I've lived in your shadow for so fucking long, and I'm DONE. I'm not you. I'm 8ETTER. And I always will 8e, 8ecause unlike you, I figured out that I sucked, and I started working to FIX it. Write THAT down.
I should have a 8etter introduction than talking a8out my lusus culling herself, lmao. Hi, you might know me, you might not. You're sure as hell are going to know me now! I'm Vriska Serket. I killed a girl, 8linded another, and crippled a guy when I was thirteen. Don't judge, I was going through a rough time in my life! I was supposed to play a dum8 game with my idiot fucking friends, 8ut we didn't. Oh well. Who cares? I love movies, like cool action movies, and none of those weird, soppy art films, music, 8eing mean to people, a8using drugs, knowing I'm sexy, and gam8ling! I used to 8e a dum8shit pirate, 8ut I grew out of that phase. I'm a fucking FLARP god, too. That's 8asically it. Fuck you!!!!!!!! #su8stance
Lmao. Look at me!!!!!!!! I'm totally a part of this fiasco!!!!!!!! I definitely didn't JUST make an account here! #VRISKA
My friends all HATED me. 8ecause the only role model I had was YOU. And not even the REAL you. Just a 8∞k you wrote that was 90% smut! I crippled my friend. I 8LINDED my 8est friend. I KILLED my friends. 8ecause the ONE lesson your 8∞k taught me, the ONLY thing of note that wasn't SMUT, was that revenge had to 8e 8ig. It had to 8e painful. And it had to 8e a fucking 8ulge measuring contest.
unsurprising. giant green pervert getting Øff Øn peØple he thinks he has pØwer Øver fighting. #nsfw
𓁺 H4H4. SOM3ON3 JUST TR13D TO BR1B3 M3 TO G3T OUT OF TR41N1NG. 𓁺
Yes. It Is positively overflowing with smut. I would know, 8ecause I read it cover to fucking cover over a hundred fucking times. It was all I had to 8ase my fucking life on. And y'know what? It SUCKED. *I* sucked. YOU sucked. You still fucking do. You wanna know how your story ends, Mindfang? You're FORGOTTEN. The only reason any8ody knows your fucking name is 8ecause of ME. And I've left you 8ehind.
Let's go over '8ook filled with porn'. - The documented downfall of a tr8itorous Orphaner who sold his loyalty to the Empire, only to die 8y the hand of another imperial, 8ecause whilst 8etraying pir8tes to the Empire, he had also 8een selling the Empire out to pir8tes the entire time. - The account of 8eing the sole survivor of an assault so catastrophic that law enforcement dispatched an actual dragon to hunt me down. Not Redglare. A literal dragon in which she weaponised and still lost. - The chronicle of imprisonment, escape from my own execution, and the su8sequent slaying of an eighty-foot 8east with one arm and one eye, who was the judge. - The records concerning the demonic cretins upon the green moon, after I stole one of their jujus and despite my repeated warnings, some whining little descendant still managed to ignore every word I said and transform into a colossal clown herself. - And finally, the part where I weaponised the very dragon sent to kill me and used it to ignite a second revolution. Truly scandalous material. Positively overflowing with smut.
What a weird time to make an account and 8e Vriska, lolz.
If you have to make your profile picture a 8∞k you filled with fucking porn, may8e you're not as gr8 a captain as you think.
y'know what far 8e it from me to underestim8 fussyfangs's a8ility to not freak out when I say crazy shit
If you have to put '8etter' in your name, you pro8a8ly aren't.
Oh leave me alone, Mindfang. You flirted with your Pyrope, and she GENUINELY wanted you dead.
She knows who she is, even if she will pretend she doesn't know what I'm talking a8out. #vagueposting #suggestive
oh, believe me, i will enjoy it. repeatedly. every night. U_~
When I fucking get you I swear #suggestive #vagueposting
1'm 4 l1ttl3 frustr4t3d. 1n w4ys un3xpl41n4bl3. #NSFW M4yb3.
Oh my fucking gog nothing is fucking working this is so annoying. #suggestive
I just watched a guy Power of Friendship his way through a match he was previously getting thoroughly fucking washed in. If anyone needed any more proof that anime is real, then here you fucking go. He even got all the exaggerated screaming down pat. Still ended in a tie, though. In related news, I'm not sure if that means @pulchritudePowerhouse's nudes are coming out or not. Does that count as an L for the purposes of the bet. #fightnight #nsfw
>([ayo t#is guy talkin bout t#e kinks and beatin an sloppy]
l4st 1 ch3ck3d brosk1, gl4ss3s 4r3 4 WH4T not 4 WHO. m4yb3 you n33d 4 p41r!!! #OWN3D.
I'm never alone. ... It's right behind me, I know it is. #horror
Okay yeah I'm getting horny again. Who wants to have hot steamy les8ian sex with THE Vriska Serket? #nsfw
Me.
god who 1s r4dd3r th4n m3??? 1 th1nk youd g3t stump3d try1ng to f1gur3 1t out!!!
You couldn't if you tried. I've moved on from you, 8uddy. You're nothing 8ut a f∞tnote to me now.
i'm sUre yoU think childish insUlts will still work on me. bUt exactly one of Us has had sex so i don't really care! ^u^
i admit, yoU're a cUrveball. i'd say yoU pUt some english on yoUr trajectory, bUt that woUld be precisely opposite of the trUth, now woUldn't it? ;U thoUgh, i do think the pirate aesthetic is a bit less gaUdy than the mobster.
I'd like to see t)(is green manc)(ild man a s)(ip like my captain 3BY
Ignore the mimic who calls itself Captain, I am still here and unlike an overgrown toxic green sno8, I actually have the credentials to oper8te such a vessel.
yoU will try.
K--<i think you should cull yourself dilbert
the thing that weird captain guy d0esnt understand is serkets are the easiest w0men in parad0x space if y0ure n0t a nasty perverted 0ld man
Megabattle went well. Highlights were the whole everyone turning against the guy who brought ships and annihilating his fleet with various barrages and strikes... Grag the Unceasing brought the Blade of Devastation out and caused a micro black hole that eliminated half of the Infinite Army before they could even deploy... Oh. Killgar was there, too. We exchanged blows, but I don't think he was feeling it so he went to blow up more spaceships. Not bad. I popped off a little bit with ENERGY SPEAR DECIMATION BARRAGE and STRIKE OF UNMAKING, but it was mostly a scrimmage kinda day for me. #megabattleposting
lets n0t thr0w st0nes fr0m 0ur glass hives :)
sorry who are you i literally do not care ♪
#notmycaptain lets get it trending.
Rangers! Threat detected! Prepare to meet @theCaptain more than once in the future! @pinkRanger @blueRanger @goldRanger Also, someone alert Green Ranger! I lost his contact!
@redRanger Assemble the rangers! An evildoer emerges!
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I prefer mob bosses to captains. They're more debonair. Or maybe a wizard-king, evil-sorcerer type deal.
Good luck trying to convince anyone here of your 'captain' status.
you can't be any worse than my current boss. ♪
."niatpaC" ,tsrow ruoy oD .llew yreV .tnaem yeht tahw staht oS .uoY .hgU