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Says the one with the eyepatch, it seems that eye gave way 8ecause it did not want to 8e apart of your 8ody anymore.

We all know you you're dyslexic.
movie ending was *terri8le*, 8ut i still really liked it. can’t wait for next movie night ::::)

i want t0 build such a l0ving relati0nship with her that i feel safe t0 let my 0wn barriers d0wn and admit that i have needs t00 and ask her t0 be the brave 0ne f0r 0nce and h0ld me when im scared and tell me that she l0ves me #serketp0sting
I only feel pitch! Fuck you!!!!!!!!

i want t0 see her l00k at me like a scared kitten br0ught in fr0m the c0ld as she realises that shes truly genuinely h0nestly safe f0r the first time in her life while shes in my arms #serketp0sting

Look at all the clothes he 8ecame too fat to wear. Lay off the grog.
FLUTTERING MY LASHES FLIRT8IOUSLY? ME? NO, I'M CALLING YOU A 8ITCH IN MORSE.

"I am going to end your career as a 8uccaneer", is still the hardest lyric my musicians have made in regards to raiding other pir8te vessels.

The only role I will take for you, is as your executioner. You can call me Jack Ketch, 8itch.

Name something you will never 8e. ^

8ury yourself in a shallow grave, so 8ark8easts can urin8te on your 8allsack of a cranium.

You are correct, a Captain does go first. Good to see you acknowledge the authentic one.

Lock yourself in a 8ox and never come out.

i want t0 h0ld hands with 0ne specific vriska and take in h0w s0ft her carapace is and feel every little furr0w and ridge and c0mmit every last detail t0 mem0ry #serketp0sting

hi serkets :)

You want my confession? What are you, a cop?
So fucking sad! Feel sympathetic for me!
Was gonna smoke in the alleyway I usually smoke in, 8ut there are people FUCKING in it! Fuck! Where do I smoke now? I'm not gonna stand there and go "lol, my 8ulge is 8igger". I want to fucking SMOKEEEEEEEE. #su8stance #nsfw

Positively scandalous, I myself can scarcely believe I posted such a raunchy concept as gentle, provocative mutual admiration between man and monster.
...okay so it's a serket fetish. noted. #nsfw(ish) ♪
Sigh, I love playing hard to get. It's like "Yeah! I'm sure you'll get to see my ass next time we talk! *ghosts*" #NSFW

My eye also see's you. So in turn you are my 8itch. See how easy that was to say? Weep a8out it.

'Better than you used to 8e', and yet out of all the descendants of mine tonight who went through the same series of events as you did, not one of them felt compelled to also 8lame their circumstances so openly on a journal. Perhaps, these Vriska's, who 8etter themselves in the quiet of their own time should 8e commended far more, 8ecause they at least have the intelligence to realise crying a8out how some pages in a journal upset them is something they would have 8ullied anyone else for doing.

i l0ve y0u all and want y0u all t0 be s0 s0 happy but i am afraid 0f all my creati0ns i tend t0 regard vriskas the f0ndliest
Humans look weird, send Chitt.

What occupied you? I oversaw an entire gam8ligant fleet and still found time for introspection. Writing might have helped you realise that your shortcomings cannot 8e perpetually 8lamed on ancient lineage or a mindless arachnid, a challenge I also overcame myself. Your refusal to document your life reeks of cowardice; perhaps you fear the verdict of the future. You seem terrified that your own descendant will one day uncover your history and expose you for what you truly are: a sadist who specialised in pushing people from clifftops and ruining an already misera8le game which destroyed children of their planets and homes. Do keep up the charade of 8eing the hero; it suits your delusions perfectly.
I agree with that other me, I wanna 8eat someone to a pulp. That’d 8e funny, LMAO. #violence

i want t0 make vriska s0 mad she hits me 0ver the head with her guitar s0 hard that it breaks and i want t0 get up unharmed and tell her t0 d0 it again #blackr0m #serketp0sting

People will tell you to write things down on the nature of your own life, when they've spent their whole life never picking up a pen.

i want t0 give a vriska an 8-ball that just says "kiss aradia" and watch her get m0re and m0re flustered shaking it 0ver and 0ver again l00king f0r a different answer #serketp0sting

i want t0 sh0w a serket h0w parad0x space l00ks fr0m the 0utside s0 she realises h0w silly her need f0r imp0rtance is then hug her fr0m behind and whisper int0 her ear that shes imp0rtant en0ugh f0r me n0 matter what #serketp0sting

i d0nt want the araneas t0 feel left 0ut either s0 :) i want t0 take an aranea and sit there listening t0 everything she has t0 say f0r h0urs just taking in the beauty in her face and the genuine j0y in her grin as f0r the first time in her life she realises she has an audience wh0 wants t0 listen t0 her gradually hearing her v0ice gr0w m0re and m0re passi0nate as she g0es fr0m reading her internal script t0 earnestly and excitedly sharing everything she kn0ws #serketp0sting

I never once laid claim to the Grand High8lood’s demise. You oper8te under the delusion that that singular journal constitutes the sum of my legacy, o8livious to the fact that I have authored countless others across the span of centuries. You speak to me of sacrifice? My death was a calcul8ted necessity. Had I succeeded in the re8ellion, had the Condescension’s victory 8een averted, it would have invited a doomed timeline. You, and every soul you claim to have 'ascended,' to save would have 8een extinguished and you would 8e nothing more than the rest of the dead Vriska's roaming around the place. 8eing 'forgotten' was the price I paid for your success, you ungrateful wretch.

i want t0 grab vriska by the h0rns and h0ld her head in place s0 she cant pull away fr0m all the kisses im putting 0n her face #nsfw #serketp0sting

i want t0 make a vriska think i have pitch feelings f0r her and get her psyched up f0r an all 0ut blackr0m brawl 0nly t0 sh0w up t0 her hive and cuddle with her and str0ke her hair as she g0es thr0ugh an em0ti0nal whirlwind n0t understanding h0w she ended up her 0r why my warmth feels s0 right as she feels truly safe f0r the first time :) #serketp0sting
I h8 you, fuck you, I fucking h8 YOU, fuck you. #h8maxxing

0u0 hell0 vriskas :)

It is remarka8ly convenient that you externalise your own emotional 8ankruptcy 8y scapegoating your lusus and on one paragraph of 'smut' which was essentially a kiss which did not even happen. Perhaps it is time you cease this pathetic cycle of self-victimis8tion and reconcile with the fact that your current station is the direct consequence of your own failures. Even Feferi possessed a far 8etter understanding of her lineage, and she never relied on the excuses that you cling to so desper8tely. She should have 8een like her ancestor as heritage dict8tes, she had an eldritch entity whispering in her ear as influence and yet it is always you who whine and 8itch a8out yours ontop of an ancestor who did everything to defy the expect8tions of Alternia's cruelty. Did me not citing the Sufferer's work as compelling not trigger in that lack of 8rain of yours to 8e sympathetic towards low8loods? Did me not freeing a slave from Dualscar, think that perhaps you should not 8e a piece of shit? Did me not aligning with a 8ronze8lood not trigger to not 8e a 8itch? Your laments regarding your lusus and your ancestor are wearisome; your tragedy is not inherited, it is self-authored.
LOTS OF VR1SK4S ON H3R3 TOD4Y! #VR1SK4SW33P
My friends all HATED me. 8ecause the only role model I had was YOU. And not even the REAL you. Just a 8∞k you wrote that was 90% smut! I crippled my friend. I 8LINDED my 8est friend. I KILLED my friends. 8ecause the ONE lesson your 8∞k taught me, the ONLY thing of note that wasn't SMUT, was that revenge had to 8e 8ig. It had to 8e painful. And it had to 8e a fucking 8ulge measuring contest.
Yes. It Is positively overflowing with smut. I would know, 8ecause I read it cover to fucking cover over a hundred fucking times. It was all I had to 8ase my fucking life on. And y'know what? It SUCKED. *I* sucked. YOU sucked. You still fucking do. You wanna know how your story ends, Mindfang? You're FORGOTTEN. The only reason any8ody knows your fucking name is 8ecause of ME. And I've left you 8ehind.
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sometimes, a good insult comes simple. i like me a complicated insult, but sometimes yah call a mutha fucka a 'big dumb idiot stupid wrigglers' and its good enough.
>([ayo t#is guy talkin bout t#e kinks and beatin an sloppy]

Speci★l move: ★ur★ f★rm so you get re★lly intimid★ted.



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