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cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 10: wvriska serket #nsfvw #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl lol sorry for not making you part 8. this is about the point wvhere, if youre a highblood, you stop havwing an immediate advwantage. i mean, there might still be something if youre a lovwblood and you wvanna do some rewversal stuff going on, but i dont knowv enough about that to comment. nah, instead vwe gotta get right to this jerk-88 8a8e. shes a lot like terezi. hell, play your cards right, could get a scourge sister threesome going on. but wvhat i mean is that shes usually a bit of a paper tiger. showve her around a bit and shell crumple. she might complain and vwhine the vwhole time but she aint about to stop you. see the big difference here is that wvriskas are desperate. she needs to be wvanted, to be useful, to be appreciated. vriskas are some of the biggest suckers for compliments i knovw. you cant let her actually feel stability though, she needs to be afraid that evwerything shes vworked so hard for might get swvept out from under her feet at any moment. thats howv you svweep her off her feet, bada boom. lay it on thick vwith the backhanded compliments, especially if shes a lil skinnier. for some reason ivwe met a lotta wvriskas embarrassed about her cup size. another big thing, lusus issus. hoo boy, shes gottem out the wvazoo. she thinks shes gotta be wviolent and strong and the one in charge, so you make her feel soft and wveak and dependent on you, the provwider shes newver had. i like to be a lil stern sometimes too, telling her off for cussing, maybe throvwing a fevw spankings in there. they go gaga for that. im not just talking in the body though, its gotta be in the mind. if she can mind control you, uhh... hot, but also good luck, ivwe literally newver had to wvorry about that. the point is, shes using to controlling other people, so you gotta get in her head and rewverse it on her. make her feel like shes got no choice but to think the wvay you vwant her to think. i think wvriskas are probably the biggest losers there are. i mean that in a relativwe sense, like obvwiously there are people vwho start at a lowver baseline, but howv far these serks fall is just incredible. theyll go from saying shed newver be wvith a guy like you to mumbling about howv she vwants to gargle your globes in the space of one conwversation. dont let her evwer start to climb back up after she falls. yoink her glasses maybe, tell her she looks cute wvithout em, so she has to cling onto you to wvalk anyvwhere. make her dress all demeaning, make her act cutesy, just totally humili8 this girl. its like, karmic justice or vwhatevwer, she lowves it. r8ing: bod: wvriskas tend from scrawvny to awverage in my experience. youll sometimes meet the 8im8o bod ones sure, but theyre outliers. she tends to be pretty insecure about her figure wvhich makes up for it. plenty cute, ill take it. 6/10 wvariety: theres a lot you can do wvith wvriska. shes competitivwe, shes ovwerconfident, shes needy, shes desperate, shes a loser, shell go for stupid bets, she might evwen mind screvw some other gals for her if you ask nicely. shout out to the magic card game vwris, vwhat a keeper. 10/10 ease: this is a hard one to rate because shes on both extremes. either its an instant loss 2koma type thing, or she makes each lil wvictory like pulling teeth. im inclined to giwve her the benefit of the doubt here since she makes it fun. 7.9/10 personality: another hard one to rate. like, shes annoying sure, and desperate, and needy, and clingy, but sometimes thats vwhat you vwant in a gal. wvriskas are probably the best around if you actually vwant to "date" someone but dont vwant it to be longterm. set yourself up right so she hangs off your ewvery vword and shell practicallly vworship you. real cute. 7.9/10 ovwerall: okay baby, ill stop edging you. 8/10. if i can tell shes looking to be broken ill alvways go for a tumble wvith a wvriska. wvho doesnt lowve a classic fall from grace? plus, since shes like a bad person or something it means i dont havwe to wvorry about being sexist or misogynistic or vwhatevwer, no one cares if you act like that tovwards someone they dont like. vwhat a lady, huh?
let me beat you into a bloody submissive state vriska ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
Says the one with the eyepatch, it seems that eye gave way 8ecause it did not want to 8e apart of your 8ody anymore.
We all know you you're dyslexic.
I only feel pitch! Fuck you!!!!!!!!
Look at all the clothes he 8ecame too fat to wear. Lay off the grog.
FLUTTERING MY LASHES FLIRT8IOUSLY? ME? NO, I'M CALLING YOU A 8ITCH IN MORSE.
"I am going to end your career as a 8uccaneer", is still the hardest lyric my musicians have made in regards to raiding other pir8te vessels.
The only role I will take for you, is as your executioner. You can call me Jack Ketch, 8itch.
Name something you will never 8e. ^
8ury yourself in a shallow grave, so 8ark8easts can urin8te on your 8allsack of a cranium.
You are correct, a Captain does go first. Good to see you acknowledge the authentic one.
Lock yourself in a 8ox and never come out.
So many Serkets. I was going to say 'Vriskas' but I see an Aranea or two from a while back, and one Vriska-adjacent troll who I can only assume is a Serket as well.
Fuck it, why not. I've been to worse parties.
You want my confession? What are you, a cop?
You merely adopted the #serketposting; I was 8orn in it, molded 8y it.
Fucking........ Whatever. You all seem to want a piece of me, so come fucking get it or whatever. #nsfw? #serketposting
So fucking sad! Feel sympathetic for me!
Was gonna smoke in the alleyway I usually smoke in, 8ut there are people FUCKING in it! Fuck! Where do I smoke now? I'm not gonna stand there and go "lol, my 8ulge is 8igger". I want to fucking SMOKEEEEEEEE. #su8stance #nsfw
Positively scandalous, I myself can scarcely believe I posted such a raunchy concept as gentle, provocative mutual admiration between man and monster.
HELLO CHITTR, HAVE YOU MISSED ME???~ HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!! WHO AM I KIDDING, OF COURSE YOU HAVE!!!
...okay so it's a serket fetish. noted. #nsfw(ish) ♪
Sigh, I love playing hard to get. It's like "Yeah! I'm sure you'll get to see my ass next time we talk! *ghosts*" #NSFW
My eye also see's you. So in turn you are my 8itch. See how easy that was to say? Weep a8out it.
'Better than you used to 8e', and yet out of all the descendants of mine tonight who went through the same series of events as you did, not one of them felt compelled to also 8lame their circumstances so openly on a journal. Perhaps, these Vriska's, who 8etter themselves in the quiet of their own time should 8e commended far more, 8ecause they at least have the intelligence to realise crying a8out how some pages in a journal upset them is something they would have 8ullied anyone else for doing.
Humans look weird, send Chitt.
What occupied you? I oversaw an entire gam8ligant fleet and still found time for introspection. Writing might have helped you realise that your shortcomings cannot 8e perpetually 8lamed on ancient lineage or a mindless arachnid, a challenge I also overcame myself. Your refusal to document your life reeks of cowardice; perhaps you fear the verdict of the future. You seem terrified that your own descendant will one day uncover your history and expose you for what you truly are: a sadist who specialised in pushing people from clifftops and ruining an already misera8le game which destroyed children of their planets and homes. Do keep up the charade of 8eing the hero; it suits your delusions perfectly.
I agree with that other me, I wanna 8eat someone to a pulp. That’d 8e funny, LMAO. #violence
People will tell you to write things down on the nature of your own life, when they've spent their whole life never picking up a pen.
I never once laid claim to the Grand High8lood’s demise. You oper8te under the delusion that that singular journal constitutes the sum of my legacy, o8livious to the fact that I have authored countless others across the span of centuries. You speak to me of sacrifice? My death was a calcul8ted necessity. Had I succeeded in the re8ellion, had the Condescension’s victory 8een averted, it would have invited a doomed timeline. You, and every soul you claim to have 'ascended,' to save would have 8een extinguished and you would 8e nothing more than the rest of the dead Vriska's roaming around the place. 8eing 'forgotten' was the price I paid for your success, you ungrateful wretch.
I h8 you, fuck you, I fucking h8 YOU, fuck you. #h8maxxing
It is remarka8ly convenient that you externalise your own emotional 8ankruptcy 8y scapegoating your lusus and on one paragraph of 'smut' which was essentially a kiss which did not even happen. Perhaps it is time you cease this pathetic cycle of self-victimis8tion and reconcile with the fact that your current station is the direct consequence of your own failures. Even Feferi possessed a far 8etter understanding of her lineage, and she never relied on the excuses that you cling to so desper8tely. She should have 8een like her ancestor as heritage dict8tes, she had an eldritch entity whispering in her ear as influence and yet it is always you who whine and 8itch a8out yours ontop of an ancestor who did everything to defy the expect8tions of Alternia's cruelty. Did me not citing the Sufferer's work as compelling not trigger in that lack of 8rain of yours to 8e sympathetic towards low8loods? Did me not freeing a slave from Dualscar, think that perhaps you should not 8e a piece of shit? Did me not aligning with a 8ronze8lood not trigger to not 8e a 8itch? Your laments regarding your lusus and your ancestor are wearisome; your tragedy is not inherited, it is self-authored.
So you know what, Mindfang? I'm done. I've lived in your shadow for so fucking long, and I'm DONE. I'm not you. I'm 8ETTER. And I always will 8e, 8ecause unlike you, I figured out that I sucked, and I started working to FIX it. Write THAT down.
LOTS OF VR1SK4S ON H3R3 TOD4Y! #VR1SK4SW33P
∙☾__☽ that's why i ̶f̶uck with you you get it man oblivion is the goal crringe is the highest crrime ̶f̶rr
My friends all HATED me. 8ecause the only role model I had was YOU. And not even the REAL you. Just a 8∞k you wrote that was 90% smut! I crippled my friend. I 8LINDED my 8est friend. I KILLED my friends. 8ecause the ONE lesson your 8∞k taught me, the ONLY thing of note that wasn't SMUT, was that revenge had to 8e 8ig. It had to 8e painful. And it had to 8e a fucking 8ulge measuring contest.
Watching Vriska And Mindfang Being At Each Other's Throats It If I Do Say So Myself Surprisingly Entertaining
Yes. It Is positively overflowing with smut. I would know, 8ecause I read it cover to fucking cover over a hundred fucking times. It was all I had to 8ase my fucking life on. And y'know what? It SUCKED. *I* sucked. YOU sucked. You still fucking do. You wanna know how your story ends, Mindfang? You're FORGOTTEN. The only reason any8ody knows your fucking name is 8ecause of ME. And I've left you 8ehind.
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sometimes, a good insult comes simple. i like me a complicated insult, but sometimes yah call a mutha fucka a 'big dumb idiot stupid wrigglers' and its good enough.
>([ayo t#is guy talkin bout t#e kinks and beatin an sloppy]
Speci★l move: ★ur★ f★rm so you get re★lly intimid★ted.