LORD URACIL
@theCaptain
KILLER OF USELESS TIMELINES. CONNOISSEUR OF SPIDER BITCHES. YOUR CAPTAIN. BORN FROM URACILUMBRAGE.TUMBLR.COM.
I would advoc8te for a collective 8oycott of his content. 8y engaging with his posts, even to express disdain, you inadvertently valid8te his relevance in sending him to the 'Loathed' rankings. Why do you choose to eternalise that to 8e found, when you can let it wither away like it deserves. He misinterprets this notoriety as a mark of pitch success rather than a reflection of his polarising nature
There was no need for that language.
She evidently craves the desire to 8e smug, and even when she is aware of the set-up, she once again shows that when it comes to destiny, she is always to inflict foolery upon her name.
1 4m NOT BL1ND.
YOUR ARCHETYPE IS YOUR ARCHETYPE, I DON’T GIVE A SHIT WHICH SPECIFIC LUCKY VARIANT YOU MAY BE.
Good morning to you too, Other Captain.
Tell the cretin yourself @lordUracil
Someone has to 8r8k it to you that you're second fiddle.
SPEAKING OF 8R8KING, I’VE STILL GOT YOU PENCILED ON MY SCHEDULE, BITCH.
I only found that Wordle existed two nights ago and I've 8roke my streak 8y not playing it.
It's not even a8out ver8osity, it involves a five letter word!
FIVE LETTER WORD: BITCH. AS IN SPIDER. AS IN YOU. A SLOPPY ALTERNATE, THOUGH. SHAME. I CAN STILL MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF YOU THOUGH.
Spider is invalid as it is six letters long.
Also six letters.
🐾#Nsfw | what’s a Pirate’s favorite kiNk? PeggiNg! hehe,
Ⓧ No one likes the kidnapping solution to a crush. It's because you all lack my vision. Ⓧ
[AN IMAGE IS ATTACHED. IT IS A SHIPS ROOM FILLED WITH PLUNDERED TIMELINE TREASURES, FROM JUJU TO LEGENDARY WEAPONS AND TATTERED GODTIER CLOTHES.]
Look at all the clothes he 8ecame too fat to wear. Lay off the grog.
COULD ALWAYS USE A NEW SPIDER BITCH TO POLISH THE COLLECTION, GLAD YOU’RE VOLUNTEERING.
8last it.
8ury yourself in a shallow grave, so 8ark8easts can urin8te on your 8allsack of a cranium.
Name something you will never 8e. ^
MAYBE NOT, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY? I’LL STILL BE YOUR CAPTAIN.
My 8loodline does not demote, it only takes and I will never see that night come.
I’VE GOT A SHIP OF CREW THAT SAYS OTHERWISE, BITCH. AND A FIRST M8 TOO.
The only role I will take for you, is as your executioner. You can call me Jack Ketch, 8itch.
Prompt: Name something you cannot have.
AM I PISSING YOU OFF, SPIDER? YOU SURE SEEM TO BE COMING ON STRONG HATEWISE. GLAD WE’RE BOTH PULLING OUR WEIGHT IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
GOOD NEWS FOR THE REST OF YOU SWINE, THIS WASN’T ABOUT YOU. SHE KNOWS WHO SHE IS.