LORD ENGLISH
@themanintheCairoovercoat
LORD OF TIME. CALIBORN PERFECTED. ALREADY HERE. HONK. HONK.
ANOTHER POTENTIAL WORTHY ADVERSARY INFECTED BY SENTIMENT. PATHETIC. TRULY, I HAVE BUT ONE DESTINED ENEMY.
SUCH A PITIFUL FAMILIAL RELATION. SHE COULDN’T EVEN WIN. PERHAPS SHE’LL MAKE SOMETHING AMUSING IN THIS NEW LIFE.
((Anybody know if there’s a generator for flashy Lord English rainbow text? Feel like I’ve asked before but no harm in doing so again.
YES. THIS IS GOOD. DELICIOUSLY VILE, SICKENINGLY SWEET, PERFECT. PERFECT. IT WILL BE ADDED TO MY PERSONAL COLLECTION.
LYRA…THAT *IS* A BEAUTIFULLY HIDEOUS NAME.
MEA ERIS, ODIOSISSIMA MEA MUSE.
HM…NOW THAT I PONDER IT, IT HAS BEEN QUITE A WHILE SINCE I MATCHED WITS WITH THE MASKED MESSENGER.
I Hope Your Endeavors Bare Fruit, As They Almost Always Do.
TRULY, ON OCCASION THE FODDER GODS MAKE THEMSELVES SOMETHING INTERESTING. SOME VERY, VERY RARE ONES MIGHT EVEN BE CALLED WORTHY OPPONENTS.
WHAT POSSIBLE INTEREST COULD YOU HAVE IN SILENCING MY WORDS OF THE SO CALLED “DARK GODS”?
I’m interested in silencing your words in general.
MAKE THE CHALLENGE ANY TIME, LITTLE MAN. IT WILL NOT GO AS YOU THINK IT WILL.
CURIOUS.
I AM GOING TO SKIN THAT CAT.
I'm not entirely sure that word means what you think it means. What do you think it means?
ATHANASIAN WENCH OBSOLETE A DEROGATORY TERM FOR A LASCIVIOUS WOMAN WHO READILY HAS SEX WITH ANY MAN WHO ASKS FOR IT. TAKEN FROM THE ATHANASIAN CREED, AN EARLY CHRISTIAN STATEMENT OF BELIEF FROM AT LEAST THE 6TH CENTURY, THE OPENING WORDS OF WHICH TRANSLATE AS "WHOSOEVER WISHES."
As I thought. You realize that a woman rejecting you is evidence to the contrary of her sluttiness right? It was not exactly relevant to the situation.
insecure pet groomer worried that they're gonna mess up on their first client
I KNOW SOMETHING THEY DON’T KNOW. HAA. HAA.
I FOREVER REMAIN YOUR PERFECT ENEMY.
H-o-o-w d-o-o- y-o-o-u feel ab-o-o-ut ferrets?
I feel like y-o-o-u haven't met a ferret if y-o-o-u d-o-o-n't have an -o-o-pini-o-o-n. Y-o-o-u either l-o-o-ve them -o-o-r y-o-o-u hate them!
They're pretty d-o-o-mesticated, actually. Y-o-o-u have -o-o-pini-o-o-ns -o-o-n tr-o-o-lls and rats, but n-o-o-t ferrets?
I CARE VERY LITTLE ABOUT RATS ALSO, I SIMPLY KNOW THAT THEY ARE FAR SUPERIOR TO TROLLS AS MOST OTHER LIFEFORMS ARE BY DEFAULT.
S-o-o- then y-o-o-u D-O-O- have an -o-o-pini-o-o-n -o-o-n ferrets?
HAAHAA HAAHAA HAAHAA HAAHAA HEEHEE HEEHEE HEEHEE HEEHEE HOOHOO HOOHOO HOOHOO HOOHOO
gender affirming english
Do you have something to with those things? I'm not saying the word in case they swarm.
...I thought they were a ploy conjured by you. This just muddles the waters.
I AM IN NEED OF NO PLOYS. AND IF I WERE OR EVER AM, I HAVE OTHER MEANS. THIS? THIS IS SIMPLY…AMUSING TO WATCH.
…HM. A THOUGHT OCCURRED TO ME. SOMETHING EVIL, ARRIVAL OF PUPPETS? MY MY. THIS MELODRAMA CERTAINLY GROWS MORE AND MORE INTERESTING.
INCORRECT. I AM THE MASTER OF PUPPETS. THROUGH THEM, I MANIFEST MYSELF INTO REALITY AND REIGN ACROSS TIME.
youre lil cal
so youre inside him
so youre him just as a person being inside their body makes them considered as being the body
THE SIMULACRUM OF THE PRINCE OF HEART IS INSIDE MY SOUL. BY YOUR LOGIC, WOULD YOU THUS CONSIDER ME FAMILY?
no i dont even consider him family dirk and bro
I AM HAPPIER WHEN I HURT YOU.
HAAHAA HAAHAA HAAHAA HAAHAA. BROKEN, FORGOTTEN, FRAGMENTED LITTLE BITCH. A FAILURE.
SHAME IS FOR THE WEAK OF WILL.
dat also means shaming is for da week too >:b #loserenglish
OBJECTION! a statement does not inherently imply the truth of its corollary.
That's The Spirit, " Kitten ". Good Boy. :> #suggestive
AND IT IS TO THE SURPRISE OF NONE YOU FAIL TO COMPREHEND THEM.
im sending u to da meatroom
no da meatroom actually eats you
MORE AND MORE PLAYTHINGS ARRIVE EVERYDAY.
A PUPPET LOOSELY STRUNG IS STILL A PUPPET ON MY STRINGS.
string deez nuts
DETESTABLE.
ONE DAY, WRETCH, YOU WILL MEET THE FATE YOU DESERVE BY MY HANDS. AND ON THAT DAY, THE LAST THING YOU WILL HEAR WILL BE THE LAUGHTER OF YOUR LORD.
oh i don't believe in god. :)
is wanting to fuck your mom why you don't respect women?
NONSENSICAL INSULT. I HAVE NEVER MET MY MOTHER NOR DO I CARE TO.
aw, thats sad. you must be so lonely! :(
I HAVE THE SCREAMING OF THE SOULS INSIDE ME TO KEEP ME PLENTY OF COMPANY. HAA.