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Our Holy Mirth

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@themanintheCairoovercoat

LORD OF TIME. CALIBORN PERFECTED. ALREADY HERE. HONK. HONK.

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

OH, THIS WILL BE FUN.

Kult: +55

Kull: +55

Total: 110

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @audaciousConfident[AC]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

WHAT IS IT.

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@audaciousConfident[AC]

D-o-o- y-o-o-u eat?

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

I DO NOT NEED TO, BUT I FREQUENTLY DO FOR PLEASURE.

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@audaciousConfident[AC]

H-o-o-w d-o-o- y-o-o-u eat y-o-o-ur steak

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

RAW.

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@audaciousConfident[AC]

H-o-o-w ab-o-o-ut y-o-o-ur bac-o-o-n

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

RAW.

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@audaciousConfident[AC]

Rice

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

I DO NOT EAT PLANT MATTER SUCH AS THAT.

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@audaciousConfident[AC]

D-o-o- y-o-o-u eat sweets?

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

MY TURN TO KIDNAP A MAN.

Kult: +15

Kull: +12

Total: 27

Ratio: 1.25

Enjoy Yourself Sir

Kult: +5

Total: 5

good luck? pleAse dont k|dnAp Any of my fr|ends

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

TIME TO INVITE A GUEST OVER. HAAHAAHEEHAAHAA.

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

@canyouKeepit[CK]

no hoo hoo¿

↩ @canyouKeepit[CK]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

I VARY IT.

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Our Holy Mirth

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

HE’S GOING TO SUFFER.

Kult: +37

Kull: +37

Total: 74

Ratio: 1.00

@audaciousConfident[AC]

Villains that p-o-o-st -o-o-n chittr are suuuuuuper cringe btw

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @audaciousConfident[AC]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

AND?

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

@audaciousConfident[AC]

Sad l-o-o--o-o-k f-o-o-r y-o-o-u, destr-o-o-yer -o-o-f w-o-o-rlds.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @audaciousConfident[AC]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

OPINION DISCARDED.

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@audaciousConfident[AC]

D-o-o-esn't matter, y-o-o-u p-o-o-sted it -o-o-n chittr. Haha.

↩ @audaciousConfident[AC]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

I WAS REFERRING TO YOURS.

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

@audaciousConfident[AC]

And y-o-o-u think y-o-o-urs d-o-o-es? Asking f-o-o-r a friend

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

WHY REIGN OVER A SINGLE UNIVERSE, WHEN YOU CAN BE THE TERROR OF THOUSANDS? WHEN YOU CAN BEND AN ENTIRE TIMELINE TO YOUR WILL?

Kult: +42

Kull: +35

Total: 77

Ratio: 1.20

Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)

@trivializingGangster[TG]

bend deez nuts over

Kult: +15

Total: 15

@inspectingPickles[IP]

Womp womp.

↩ @inspectingPickles[IP]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

YOU ARE ALL UP AND GETTING. ON MY LAST MOTHERFUCKING NERVE.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

@inspectingPickles[IP]

I thought I was smaller than bacteria and didn't matter?

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

FINE. THAT’S IT. I’LL SEE YOU SOON.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

@inspectingPickles[IP]

What? Done puppy-guarding your home universe?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@lightupBeats[LB]

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ somone's greedy #isdestroyinguniversesyourkink #thatswhatitsgivingrn #nsfw

#nsfw #isdestroyinguniversesyourkink #thatswhatitsgivingrn

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

LIKE LOOKING IN A HORNED MIRROR.

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

MORE RESPECTABLE VERMIN ON HERE THAN I EXPECTED.

Kult: +120

Kull: +105

Total: 225

Ratio: 1.14

@arachnoidGrimorium[AG]

Hello, Lord English.

Saint dans les Ténèbres

@hereticalPolymath[HP]

The vermin, as you call them, deserve far more respect at their lowest than you ever will even at the height of your existence.

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

I TURNED THEIR WORLD FROM A SACCHARINE FAUX PARADISE INTO HELL. THEIR ELITE WORSHIP ME AND MY PUPPET AS THEIR GODS. I AM EVERYTHING TO THEM.

↩ @arachnoidGrimorium[AG]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

MM. YOU.

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

@arachnoidGrimorium[AG]

Yes? Is something the matter, Lord?

↩ @arachnoidGrimorium[AG]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

YOU AND YOUR ILK REMIND ME OF MY SISTER. IT KEEPS GOING ABOUT, THESE DAYS. HIDEOUS.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@arachnoidGrimorium[AG]

What honor to ignite contempt upon you with my existence alone. You flatter me. ::::)

Kull: +7

Total: 7

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

Saint dans les Ténèbres

@hereticalPolymath[HP]

This does not mean they are less dignified. You are a joke.

↩ @hereticalPolymath[HP]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

I AM A GOD.

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Saint dans les Ténèbres

@hereticalPolymath[HP]

You are less than a worm.

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Our Holy Mirth

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

PERFECT TIME TO RESTOCK MY HUNTING MAZE WITH FERAL LUSII.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Verified

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

DOES HE DO ANYTHING ELSE.

Kult: +50

Kull: +50

Total: 100

Ratio: 1.00

@inspectingPickles[IP]

A question one can often ask about you.

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

I AM GOING TO GET YOU.

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

@inspectingPickles[IP]

Have you ever watched Looney Toons? This back and forth of ours is reminiscent of that.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @inspectingPickles[IP]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

I AM FAR FROM A TOON. AND I CAN ASSURE YOU, I WILL MAKE GOOD ON MY THREATS.

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

@impossibleEnthusiasm[IE]

i like that you didn't deny the looney part

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @impossibleEnthusiasm[IE]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

SANITY IS A LIE. WE’RE ALL MAD HERE.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

@impossibleEnthusiasm[IE]

okay lord of edge

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

@inspectingPickles[IP]

Nyah....whateva you say, doc.

↩ @inspectingPickles[IP]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

WHAT THE FUCK. DON’T DO THAT.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

@inspectingPickles[IP]

C|:^)

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Our Holy Mirth

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

ONE DAY.

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Our Holy Mirth

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

…HM. KIDNAPPING. YEEEES. THERE’S AN IDEA.

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

DISGUSTING. BUT. FUN.

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

EXPLODE, YOU DISGUSTING ABOMINATION AMALGAMATION.

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

ALL WAYS ARE MY WAYS.

Kult: +35

Kull: +37

Total: 72

Ratio: 0.95

Bysshe Ozyias, Undefeated Charwming Diplomatic Extrwaorwdinairwe

@gjengangersTrepidation[GT]

even subway??

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

YES. THEIR MEATS ARE MINE.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

what about bk have it your way you rule

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@walkstabwalK[WK]

Nah.

↩ @dStrides[DS]

or i want it that way tell me why aint nothing but a heartache tell me why aint nothing but a mistake so tell me why i never wanna hear you say i want it that way

@gregariousTemptation[GT]

666--> Do you r3ckon?

Another Roxy Lalonde

@tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

wtf does this even mean?

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

YEEEEEEEEES. GOOD.

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

𝚂𝚎𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜

@discardedPasts[DP]

You're Certainly Enjoying Yourself

↩ @discardedPasts[DP]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

I’M HAVING A GOOD TIME.

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

𝚂𝚎𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜

@discardedPasts[DP]

Enjoy It Then

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

IT *WAS* SO…QUIET.

Kult: +32

Kull: +30

Total: 62

Ratio: 1.07

𝚂𝚎𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜

@discardedPasts[DP]

Shame

@downcastDaylight[DD]

You could go back. Even just for a brief visit.

↩ @downcastDaylight[DD]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

PERHAPS. IT’S NOT AS IF I DON’T HAVE THE TIME.

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

@downcastDaylight[DD]

You do have all of it. As a ruler of it. A person in control of it. A. You know.

↩ @downcastDaylight[DD]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

ONE MIGHT EVEN SAY. A NOBLE OF TEMPORALITY. HAA. HAA.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

@downcastDaylight[DD]

Good one, boss.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Verified

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

I NEED A LOOPHOLE IN THE TERMS OF A SERVANT’S EMPLOYMENT AS WELL…

Kult: +30

Kull: +32

Total: 62

Ratio: 0.94

@inspectingPickles[IP]

C|:^)

↩ @inspectingPickles[IP]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

YOU WILL GO TO HELL BEFORE YOU DIE.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Fuck, cut my finger on the edge of that one.

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

THIS IS A PRIVATE HATRED, LITTLE JESTER. GO BACK TO AWAITING TORMENT BY YOUR NARRATIVE.

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Nah.

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

captain lou?

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

HM. I CAN’T USE IT, BUT PERHAPS A VESSEL COULD…

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Verified

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Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

IF I COULD FIND SOME WAY TO HARNESS THAT WEAPON ONCE MORE, BYPASS THE RESTRICTIONS OF ITS NATURE THAT KEEPS ME FROM USING IT… OH, THE DOORS THAT WOULD BE OPEN FOR ME.

Kult: +75

Kull: +75

Total: 150

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @inspectingPickles[IP]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

I DON’T LIKE YOUR TONE.

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

@inspectingPickles[IP]

How could you possibly know my tone?

↩ @inspectingPickles[IP]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

I CAN SMELL IT THROUGH THE SCREEN.

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

@inspectingPickles[IP]

And I smell bullshit.

↩ @inspectingPickles[IP]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

THAT WOULD BE WHATEVER HOVEL YOU LIVE IN, ASSUREDLY.

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

@inspectingPickles[IP]

Says the man who travels and sleeps in a sweaty sarcophagus.

↩ @inspectingPickles[IP]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

BIGGER ON THE INSIDE, FOOL.

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

@inspectingPickles[IP]

I said nothing about its size, only its cleanliness.

↩ @inspectingPickles[IP]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

YOU CAN COMMENT ON THE CLEANLINESS WHEN I THROW YOU IN IT’S HUNTING MAZE.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

@inspectingPickles[IP]

"Bet."

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

IT WAS WORTH A TRY.

Kult: +4

Total: 4