♦ pitied by @tipsiestGuignolet
i ψas gonna dig up the picture of my ass but that's deep buried and i am NAUT putting effort into that :/
I really was hoping I'd be able to say I've been clean for 48 hours, unfortunately I relapsed again.
why cant i do anything for him god he must hate me for fucks sake
gonna go scream into a pillow real quick here
ah damn my knee hurts crazy style today and pain meds didnt help
MY HIPS HURT.
had a drem i was makin out w myself sloppy style while evrbody in the room watched w a puzzled look on their faces im takin that as a sign i should start actin normaler around the other mes in this websiet #suggestive ?
It's alright, it's not your fault. You couldn't have known. As I've grown, I understand now a lot of life is underscored by the passive loss of things we don't realize carries so many regrets until it's too late.
I... don't know how to feel about that. She passed away really recently and I miss her every day.
This absolutely vexes me.
How do tell her that you think she is very cute and sweet and love her however you will not let her stack doughnuts on it. #nsfw
₍^. .^₎⟆ Ch!ttr help ! Ssuddenly started th!nk!ng about hot angry men and now ! can’t stop!!꠹
=:) |t does and | m|ss h|s b|g arms~
=:) Ughhh | have a hangover and my mo|ra|l |s out for the week for worrrkkkk!! ):=~
14 imches is biggr then i thot damn
Ho+nestly, I kno+w it's no+t all humans, but I swear, so+me o+f my mo+st... Let's call them 'niche' requests, have co+me fro+m them, specifically. Is that a species specific fixatio+n? I'm mo+re than aware that Tro+lls o+f Befo+ran and Alternian inclinatio+n have their o+wn preferences fo+r specific things, but tho+se at least tend to+ fall into+ bro+ad catego+ries based o+n their caste o+r pro+fessio+n.
O+h, mo+st certainly. But I have also+ interacted with a fair few humans who+ insist o+n using phrases that I abso+lutely fo+rbid. I do+n't kno+w why they think that just because I'm a Tro+ll, I do+n't understand the relatio+nal implicatio+ns behind wo+rds like "Mo+mmy" o+r "Daddy", but I do+ no+t engage in lusus-play, o+r lusus-adjacent-play. #nsfwimplied
True eno+ugh... I'll take it into+ co+nsideratio+n. Tho+ugh the last time I had to+ 'hiss' at so+meo+ne, they'd asked fo+r a realistic 'predato+r/prey' scenario+, and I generally try no+t to+ give anyo+ne a 'free sample' o+f what they sho+uld be paying fo+r. With o+ne recent exceptio+n. But she gets mo+re than just a free sample, at any time she pleases.
But that's fo+r the snake and cat themed Tro+lls, and I wo+uldn't want to+ take that fro+m them.
Seeing everyo+ne 'awo+o+' 'baaa' o+r make o+ther animal no+ises do+es so+metimes make me wish that I had a no+ise I co+uld make, asso+ciated with being a rainbo+w-drinker. But so+meho+w 'slurp-slurp' just do+esn't feel right, even o+ver a text based co+mmunicatio+n.
so my great grandmother is betty crocker. yet another thing i must reconcile with.
STUP1D C3LLPHON3 1S DY1NG SO 1'M HOPP1NG OFF TO L3T 1T CH4RG3, S33Y4 CHUMPS! >:]
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