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=:) Ughhh | have a hangover and my mo|ra|l |s out for the week for worrrkkkk!! ):=~
14 imches is biggr then i thot damn
Ho+nestly, I kno+w it's no+t all humans, but I swear, so+me o+f my mo+st... Let's call them 'niche' requests, have co+me fro+m them, specifically. Is that a species specific fixatio+n? I'm mo+re than aware that Tro+lls o+f Befo+ran and Alternian inclinatio+n have their o+wn preferences fo+r specific things, but tho+se at least tend to+ fall into+ bro+ad catego+ries based o+n their caste o+r pro+fessio+n.
O+h, mo+st certainly. But I have also+ interacted with a fair few humans who+ insist o+n using phrases that I abso+lutely fo+rbid. I do+n't kno+w why they think that just because I'm a Tro+ll, I do+n't understand the relatio+nal implicatio+ns behind wo+rds like "Mo+mmy" o+r "Daddy", but I do+ no+t engage in lusus-play, o+r lusus-adjacent-play. #nsfwimplied
True eno+ugh... I'll take it into+ co+nsideratio+n. Tho+ugh the last time I had to+ 'hiss' at so+meo+ne, they'd asked fo+r a realistic 'predato+r/prey' scenario+, and I generally try no+t to+ give anyo+ne a 'free sample' o+f what they sho+uld be paying fo+r. With o+ne recent exceptio+n. But she gets mo+re than just a free sample, at any time she pleases.
But that's fo+r the snake and cat themed Tro+lls, and I wo+uldn't want to+ take that fro+m them.
Seeing everyo+ne 'awo+o+' 'baaa' o+r make o+ther animal no+ises do+es so+metimes make me wish that I had a no+ise I co+uld make, asso+ciated with being a rainbo+w-drinker. But so+meho+w 'slurp-slurp' just do+esn't feel right, even o+ver a text based co+mmunicatio+n.
so my great grandmother is betty crocker. yet another thing i must reconcile with.
STUP1D C3LLPHON3 1S DY1NG SO 1'M HOPP1NG OFF TO L3T 1T CH4RG3, S33Y4 CHUMPS! >:]
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