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@tipsterGullible

So you know how Dirk can become Ultimate Dirk? Lol it’s my turn now

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 796Kull Score: 112026 followers18 following

I have discovered that a bar-cade is the best place ever to hang.

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This should be common knowledge tbh.

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Agreed! Tell the world!

This is why I've been buying ad space anywhere I can, lmao!

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Yo should I keep recreationally using drugs instead of dealing with my anxiety disorder? I think yes >:3

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#substances

thats my plan

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You get me, me.

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What about doing both?

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hm… i’ll consider it

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What if I ask really fucking nicely? #suggestive

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You know me so well Dirky~

why didn't anyone tell me this is way bette ron desktopp

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Have you ever known a site to be better on mobile

... this is a good poinr

@turntechhGodd my edible kicked in

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fck i fell asleep

damn my edible wore off...

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calling any Karkats on the feed! How does one seek out quadrants?

gonna watch anime high with the squad. I love existing rn #substanceuse

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high af and laying with my cat. this is the life.

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FFuck yeah iitt iis

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1451635180182966598/1493015911097958601/IMG_7432.jpg?ex=69dd6eec&is=69dc1d6c&hm=3b2acf1627dc8cca316722170aa6d44cb0477003042f12a13accd9ae66ddd1e7&

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We doing Fuck Marry Kill? Fuck: @totesGruesome Marry: @turingTranscendence Kill: @hatsuneMiku

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;)

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ᯓ‎𝄞 D: ♫⋆。♪ ₊˚♬ ゚.

@hatsuneMiku[HM]

Sorry I just thought it would be really funny

ᯓ‎𝄞 It's okay, I'll get over it. Eventually. Maybe... ♫⋆。♪ ₊˚♬ ゚.

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Even the narrative couldn’t protect Troll Bruno Mars… I should’ve been there guys, I’m sorry.

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Good morning Chittr! This is Ult Rox with the weather forecast- Expect clouds and potential rain with a 50% chance of worm hunts! #wormhunt

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I would also like to join the #selfcest train. I’ve already fucked like three Roxys lets keep it going

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So is @turingTranscendence a bot or…? Cause they keep disliking everything.

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Bot, hat3r, what'2 th3 diff3r3nc3

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maybe they just hate everything, mrrp?

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I challenged em to a fight and they simply disliked the challenge post

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I was wondering the same thing. If so, that's some quick action to make a bot for this website.

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One is fun to annoy, one is a brick wall

Technically an advanced brain-captcha AI of me turned to hating on social media, not a simple bot. But you can think of him as a bot, too, yes.

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Oh ok. I only asked cause I keep getting notifications from specifically that account and its just hating every comment but never replying. Im like “??? no banter??”

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Yeah, he's just made it his mission to be everyone's biggest hater. Considering the fact I built him a body, he's probably off doing something else right now.

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Hey building him a body is nice of you. I don’t mind haters I just got very confused cause he would never reply to me

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Seems like he's only really been interested in talking to the other bots. He initiated conversation with @broBot earlier, albeit briefly. I assume the curtness of said conversation is due to Brobot not having a whole lot to say, though.

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Guys what is the correct amount of weed to make me palatable to the public

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AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

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hmmm but no money…

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BROKE ASS

high how r u

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@goblinGust[GG]

The ultimate Roxy of all Roxys is a non binary pothead. Everything is right with the world.

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woah congrats o n being nonbinary, my cuz is nonbinary and a pothead 2

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@goblinGust[GG]

ggoncrats to you fr… somethin!

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dont hav mch going for me pst my films and m bros

@goblinGust[GG]

Hey who doesn’t like films n bros?

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thats what kim sayinnnnnn

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Enough to read your namesake as "Alt Rox" and get momentarily very enthused at the prospect of hanging out. Flocking to malls. Loitering. Before succumbing to certain unfortunate truths. But as ever always in linear expression of temporal progression. There is still time.

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I picked the name because Alt Rock is my favorite genre. Which mall u thinkin, Rosy?

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Westlake. Their popping boba is to homicidal intent for.

Fuck yeah. I gotta show you my cassette player and my CD player

Hey hey hey everybody! Nice ta meetcha I’m Ultimate Roxas, a non binary godlike entity made of every Roxy to ever be!

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@gardenGamma[GG]

I sure hope so! Especially since I’m sober :3

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Oh yeah I guess so… I dunno never thought about it!

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kinda nutz 2 think ur made of me lmao its kinda cool too

fr fr. up top.

wait if ur ultimate then how m i here?

@voidMilf[VM]

ur not from my narrative clesrly

i thot the whole ult thing kinda spanned paradox space tho?

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@voidMilf[VM]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm not really one to research paradox space while high, y'know?

ye tru is not my thingie nywy, thats junes whole thing or callie or uh p much everyone cept me i think lamo

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@voidMilf[VM]

lmao frrrr. I never questioned *how* I just accepted that it is.