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@tipsterGullible

So you know how Dirk can become Ultimate Dirk? Lol it’s my turn now

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Oh, right, I forgot about what today is. Well. Shit. None of this prevents me from having to take my T shot and I think that’s kind of fucked up.

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Sorry, to get the T you have to get the T shot. ‘s how it works.

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@dStrides[DS]

punch people who dont respect your fucking boundaries you are seriously better than this shit and it pisses me off that you dont know your own self worth if some jackass is writing shit on your sketchbook near your fucking art punch them square in the face they fucking deserve that shit dont even fucking play with me about that shit you are have so much worth over a fuckface who doesnt care about your opinions beliefs or you fuck people #violence #rant

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FUCK YEAH!!!!

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@dStrides[DS]

you get me rox

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I swear people who can’t comprehend boundaries are insane

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@totesGruesome[TG]

guys i cant think of anything fun n witty 2 chitt today im chittipated #nsfw ? only cuz of lowk gross joke lol

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Hi Rox!

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ having a smoke at #eridanweek, didnt know there was a bench out here. ]

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I think it’s cancelled at this point

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B33 < nyall better not be smoking that nyarrativa when i come in there #substances #kinda

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You can’t stop me.

B:(( < i cant but ill be furry disappointed

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But my narrative blunts…

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(( Hey, I'm curious! How many of you HAVE or HAVE NOT read the intermission / remember the intermission that introduced leprechauns? (( Gimme a pity if you know The Felt or a mediate if you don't

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Bro im not even done with homestuck cause my anxious ass has too much going on

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✦ STARS ABOVE I have to stop forgetting I'm allergic to pineapple!!

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SIFFRIN NOLASTNANE?!

✦ Y-yes?? People here keep recognizing me? Do we know each other??

Not formally no. I’m a type of entity verging on Godlike by this point sorta…?? Anyway I’ve heard about you and thought you were cool so I wasn’t expecting to see you on Chittr

✦ Um?? a god??? What is this place??? And thanks? I think? I guess I'd rather have a god think I'm cool than... WHATEVER the Change God's deal is.

It’s complicated! Also I’m not exactly a God. That’s just the best descriptor I could think of. Meh I’ll figure it out eventually.

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@nefariousScamp[NS]

license revoked :(

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License to what?

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@nefariousScamp[NS]

law

Oh no… I’m so sorry man!

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@gastropodVehemence[GV]

~hovv do i tell her i’m not into bronzies :{

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@dStrides[DS]

say "i'm not into bronzies"

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@gastropodVehemence[GV]

~i have enough people calling me casteist already

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Are you?

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@gastropodVehemence[GV]

~i don’t think so

Why don’t you like bronze bloods?

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@gastropodVehemence[GV]

~i don’t date that lovv on the hemospectrum. it’s bad for my reputation

if your reputation is a higher priority than your quadrants then you gotta accept it’s gonna hurt a lot of trolls, even if you aren’t casteist yourself. There’s no kind way to tell a troll that, y’know?

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@gastropodVehemence[GV]

~it’s so hard and nobody understands

I mean yeah I don’t think you’re a bad troll at all! You just can’t minimize stuff like this cause it only makes it more painful

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

He’s a 10 but says “huh” a lot because he can’t hear for shit.

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So me. Sorry I have my headphones on I need to be Stimulated.

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Omg it’s a precious Hal! Hi Hal!

had microwave pho earlier and i think the paste is making me nauseous

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oh no… Drimk watere

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@technocracyGalavant[TG]

#nsfw #selfcest #incest oh ok so this is like a bit website this whole thing is just a bit got it sorry to break immersion here hold on let me get into character let me get into that flowstate and really dive deep into whatever character im supposed to be playing here where this is an actual consideration that makes any kind of sense to be talking about. uh time travel shit i guess. real back to the future vibes like im marty mcfly trying to avoid getting jumped by his mom but its like. me instead and not my mom but also me

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sounds like a good time, have fun and use protection

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@technocracyGalavant[TG]

nah nah nah you arent following im marty in this situation im avoiding the fuck out of that

And im telling you davecest is inevitable. I saw it in the narrative.

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@technocracyGalavant[TG]

there is no way im getting pigeonholed into this its just not happening dude im hiring a stunt double

The stunt double was yet another Dave and it became a threesome #nsfw