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guys i cant think of anything fun n witty 2 chitt today im chittipated #nsfw ? only cuz of lowk gross joke lol

hin Rox!!!
we should totally celebrate 100+ online users!!!!
. if you ever feel too stressed to function try washing your face with ice cold water .. it may not seem like it'll work but trust my words, it does help

Oh, great. A word of advice. Never neglect to clean out the storage in your sylladex. Especially do not store items in your bra because your personal inventory system is over-encumbered. It has only been an hour, and now this lipstick is too warm to use. The pigment is going to come off on me like a melted crayon.

It wouldn't be a ride to work without some minor projectiles plinking off the sides of the armored vehicle. Also, the weather is positively balmy this end of the Human Kingdom this morning.
✦ STARS ABOVE I have to stop forgetting I'm allergic to pineapple!!

concept: holding yourself close, biting into your shoulder as you go at a pace thats just right "you like it like that?" you mumbled under to your breath, hearing a pathetic moan leave your lips in response "you know we do" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, thank you chittr trends, archive raiting: E)
Who's your fav Monster High character? Mine is Draculaura.
So me. Sorry I have my headphones on I need to be Stimulated.

im calling my lawyers this cant be happening to me
I WOULD COLLABORATE WITH ANOTHER VERSION OF MYSELF IN THE KITCHEN! #SELFCHEFS
OK, EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP. IT'S TIME FOR THE SLOP THAT MAKE ME INSTANTLY TIRED.

paints ur talons w cute sparkly nail polish
I was wondering the same thing. If so, that's some quick action to make a bot for this website.
Technically an advanced brain-captcha AI of me turned to hating on social media, not a simple bot. But you can think of him as a bot, too, yes.
Yeah, he's just made it his mission to be everyone's biggest hater. Considering the fact I built him a body, he's probably off doing something else right now.
I honk a little clown hohorn but it's a loud semi truck horn
woah congrats o n being nonbinary, my cuz is nonbinary and a pothead 2
and the b in brosprite stands for benevolent
thanks its how i remain beautiful
nah it was curiosity due to my #childlikewonder

concept: two rainbowdrinkers arguing in front of you with flashing fangs auspisticizing by grabbing at the collar of your shirt and pulling it down, pushing your head back to reveal your throat in all its glory hearing them immediately stop their bickering before there are two sets of lips and two sets of desperate fangs at your neck on either side (tags: Reader/Rainbowdrinker/Rainbowdrinker, auspisticism, ashenfic, #nsfw, blood, #violence, biting, archive rating: M)
I wonder what my ectofather/bro would think of me working in a shitty tv show. If I learnt anything from Dave, he'd probably fuck hard with that.

the site iz so slow rn lol hello the entire homestuck internet how are u all doing
Someone blow my back out #PLEASE #nsfw
WHY CAN'T WE ALL #BEKIND TO ONE ANOTHER. I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS NO MATTER THEIR BLOOD HUES.


























