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This is why I've been buying ad space anywhere I can, lmao!
This should be common knowledge tbh.
What if I ask really fucking nicely? #suggestive
thats my plan
I apologize, MISS Strider. I will send a letter to your home as soon as possible.
thank you so much president i love you youre my favorite
I am glad you feel that way, Miss Strider. I will ensure it will arrive promptly.
0-0 on fight night didnt even get obamas signature
i have been granted unfath0mable p0wer. be afraid. 0u0
#mimeposting #goodeats #substances https://media.tenor.com/JQVSerHtJM8AAAAM/lasllen-nickelodeon.gif
whenever i have conflicted feelings for a chitt i press hate and like. sending out a lot of those recently
OH NOW I’M REALLY PISSED OFF. SOMEBODY MOVED MY CHICKEN.
i have stacked six crackers on #Dirk so far but he hasnt stopped """RESTING HIS EYES""" yet..... i think #BigDirk is lying to us all #DirkReport
It was a mutual forgetting, anyways. Can't give you flack without giving myself some, too.
I appreciate it, Rox.
LIGHTNING! YEAHHH!!!!
Ah, thank you very much, Roxy. I see that your Ultimate Self is just as confusing in your slang as your normal selves. But I do whole-heartedly appreciate your clarification.
Young lady, I must inquire if you have considered not taking that tone of language with me? If not, I would *highly* suggest you do so, or else great consequences will follow through. You know that although I am quite fond of you, I am a man of my word at the end of the day.
ill take your word for it but somehow i get the feeling that my powers plus anything g mind altering is a really REALLY bad idea #substances
i thnk we hav decided i am not askin him abt whether or not hes baldling
what yhe fuck you goddamn liar dont plyay
$$$ taking a shot everytime I see any sort of vaguepost. keeping count for later B) #substance
Just a little PSA from Eeb, Imgur is blocked in the UK; so all your lovely profile pictures and links that use it are just purple blobs saying "No bueno sorry homeslice" or something.
Yeah, you are.
Sorry to break it to ya.
let it be said here an noww that should anythin I mean ANYTHING befalls @emptyEyes in the wway a harm be it benign or otherwwise i wwill slit you from navve to chops and consume the remains and then kill myself
if i accidentally hated uour chit im srry ny page refreshed imrtweaju
ye tru is not my thingie nywy, thats junes whole thing or callie or uh p much everyone cept me i think lamo
btw ths is my ugly son who i luv nd hate https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6985.jpeg
i thot the whole ult thing kinda spanned paradox space tho?
its not a srry its a ive decided this bc breakfast is pissin me off again
better bu(kle up
shit m∆n might h∆ve been the forever weed brownie
ᯓ𝄞 It's okay, I'll get over it. Eventually. Maybe... ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
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W3 doing FMK??? Fuck - @tot32Gru32om3 Marry - @tot32Gru32om3 Kill - @m3rcurialGor3pri32t
guys i cant think of anything fun n witty 2 chitt today im chittipated #nsfw ? only cuz of lowk gross joke lol
hin Rox!!!
Stop Hating My Chitts I Didn’t Kill Them Im Just Trying To Keep Everyone Informed! I Watched Him Die Im Not Ok With This Either!!!
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we should totally celebrate 100+ online users!!!!
sigh filming for Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff starting tomorrow
. if you ever feel too stressed to function try washing your face with ice cold water .. it may not seem like it'll work but trust my words, it does help
Oh, great. A word of advice. Never neglect to clean out the storage in your sylladex. Especially do not store items in your bra because your personal inventory system is over-encumbered. It has only been an hour, and now this lipstick is too warm to use. The pigment is going to come off on me like a melted crayon.
It wouldn't be a ride to work without some minor projectiles plinking off the sides of the armored vehicle. Also, the weather is positively balmy this end of the Human Kingdom this morning.
i swear to god if my fucking switch charger doesnt work with my shit im going to beat someone
The sound of a beach just isn’t the same.
✦ STARS ABOVE I have to stop forgetting I'm allergic to pineapple!!
concept: holding yourself close, biting into your shoulder as you go at a pace thats just right "you like it like that?" you mumbled under to your breath, hearing a pathetic moan leave your lips in response "you know we do" (tags: Reader/Reader, #rankworks, #selfcest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, thank you chittr trends, archive raiting: E)
Who's your fav Monster High character? Mine is Draculaura.
love all my haters hate all my lovers gotta stay equal #equalrightsforhatersandloversunlesstheyareadave
are we once again over sharing our deepest desires and thoughts chittr is that what were doing right now
Its me lol.
So me. Sorry I have my headphones on I need to be Stimulated.
im calling my lawyers this cant be happening to me
I WOULD COLLABORATE WITH ANOTHER VERSION OF MYSELF IN THE KITCHEN! #SELFCHEFS
OK, EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP. IT'S TIME FOR THE SLOP THAT MAKE ME INSTANTLY TIRED.
Oh hell yes.
paints ur talons w cute sparkly nail polish
I was wondering the same thing. If so, that's some quick action to make a bot for this website.
Technically an advanced brain-captcha AI of me turned to hating on social media, not a simple bot. But you can think of him as a bot, too, yes.
Yeah, he's just made it his mission to be everyone's biggest hater. Considering the fact I built him a body, he's probably off doing something else right now.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BASED AND CLOWNPILLED. :o)
twagan thinks cwowns and puwpwebwoods awe attwactive !!! it wouwd be incwedibwy siwwy NOT to think that !!!!! XP
woah congrats o n being nonbinary, my cuz is nonbinary and a pothead 2
and the b in brosprite stands for benevolent
thanks its how i remain beautiful
nah it was curiosity due to my #childlikewonder
oh woah haha
EGGING YOU
concept: two rainbowdrinkers arguing in front of you with flashing fangs auspisticizing by grabbing at the collar of your shirt and pulling it down, pushing your head back to reveal your throat in all its glory hearing them immediately stop their bickering before there are two sets of lips and two sets of desperate fangs at your neck on either side (tags: Reader/Rainbowdrinker/Rainbowdrinker, #rankworks, auspisticism, ashenfic, #nsfw, blood, #violence, biting, archive rating: M)
not enough thats for sure
how did you knnow imm high #drugs #substannce
when i talk about getting sillier im talking about that bugs bunny old cartoon stuff. i dream of the day i can throw something in a fight, outrun it, and then swing at it with my hammer baseball bat style.
i dont care that march is nearly ovver
I wonder what my ectofather/bro would think of me working in a shitty tv show. If I learnt anything from Dave, he'd probably fuck hard with that.
the site iz so slow rn lol hello the entire homestuck internet how are u all doing
Someone blow my back out #PLEASE #nsfw
i just cracked some glowsticks to make my pillow fort even cooler this is the best. #myfort
WHY CAN'T WE ALL #BEKIND TO ONE ANOTHER. I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS NO MATTER THEIR BLOOD HUES.
Hello. You're so important.