Roxy Lalonde (Neko)
@tipsynekoGnostalgic
Catgirl timeline be insane ngl Matesprit Commander Vantas <3 @carcinoGeneticist_2183 Engaged to hatebot <> (moirail) @turingTranscendence ((pfp made by me the op. fucking around fine no incest tho.))
everytime i glance in chittr it reminds me how much i enjoy just chillin with my matesprit instead and then i close it out i give this like a couple of hours till u guys get bored again lmao #dashwatching #nottodaysatan #seeyouallintherapyig
cant sleep its weird bc i used 2 not need to sleep yet here i am needin it again
need 2 wear noise cancelin headphones happy loud explosion day ig #holiday
that i need chainsaw headphones idk usually ppl dont ask about noise cancelin headphones like that
iit2 much more de2criiptiive than ju2t noii2e cancelliing 2ee that2 why we called 2hiit liike recuperacoon2 and palm hu2k2 iin2tead of non2en2e liike bed and phone or at lea2t the one2 of u2 who werent born wiith a 2iilver 2pade tiipped broth deliiveriing tool
look i just dont wanna blow my ears out bc of the fireworks i was not expectin a terminology lesson on what headphones r considered an ngl that was just mean im retractin ur cookie privileges
what the fuck troll riight2 viiolatiing ju2t cu2 youre mad we have the better lexiiconiic 2y2tem
not that mad just revokin ur cookie rites for the day not forever lmao
been busy lately an will b even more busy soon so im basically lurkin #lurking #dashwatching
it was fun playin among us with u all thx again even tho im not feelin all that good i hope 2 play again with u guys soon #amongus #games
get better iim 2endiing 2ome iin2tant apple ciider that 2tiill have peel2 over two you
u guys should def play with us in among us heres the code MIHSAF #game #amongus
lol idk man i just went with what looked rite
we celebratin another day of random hashtag bs aight count me in bc i can actively say mushy stuffs about the ppl who r closest 2 me an i love the most for my matesprit i love him so fuckin much even tho he can be busy visitin him and just bein around him makes my heart skip a beat honestly would do anythin for him even probs die again god everythin about him makes me want 2 jump into his arms and leave lipstick marks all over his face just so i can show off how much i love him which i might do at some point lol now for my moirail who i am gettin pale married to i have known him for literal years in the bubbles before all this my ass fed him my virus filled phone day one which was an accident btw an had 2 fix him rite after besties since an besties forever its why i am marryin his ass bc he is worth bein around forever an ngl would not change it for the world either i love him to and would die for that man 2 even if he would rather do it for me first anyway love my moirail fiancé an he deserves 2 be loved an cherished by his own matesprits n stuff but yea i dont wanna say 2 much more before it gets into the #nsfw #suggestive area #matespritmonday #moirailmonday #igotsupermushy
look trollbama we still gonna be besties but like i gotta call meenah mr president now srry thems the rules #meenahisnowpresident
ur not the meenah im talkin about if she doesnt want me 2 call her mr president thats up 2 her let her decide lmao
babe im gonna need 2 come visit ur timeline again bc fuck me ig literally #nsfw
what hal said it is about my matesprit not the hotted dog thief
Hah! Dont flatter yourself bro. If anything i have simply become acclimated. Like a fellow living near a railroad eventually stops noticing the trains. Or like a tree stop noticing a particularly charming fungus.
Alright roxy girl. Apologies if i seem to be all over you like a rash but i only am so because im your friend and i care.
no i understand look im fixin my issue rn thats all that matters
i am playing among us in a dark locked room to fight of my urges #nsfw
pls i do not want 2 go into heat early again what the fuck #nsfw
II thought you diidn't want two dii2cu22 that publiicly at all, fml #n2fw
oh noooo that'd terrible! 👀👀👀👀👀 what would we ever do about that? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
whaaaat makes you say that??? what could possibly give you the impression i wanna get you pregnant???
why is the hotted dog and slimothy jimothy thief so fuckin hot keep me away from him #suggestive
THAT'S THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO STEALS HOTDOGS????
yea the one who was flirtin with me by eatin my half eaten hotted dogs
Not 2ure that ii2 po22iible, they are liike a fuckiing niinja
ngl i gotta avoid fuckin human guys now bc they can now get me pregnant an i am not for that lmao #nsfw
This is why they invented co+ntraceptives. O+therwise, yo+u can always #Abo+rtThatThang.
yea but it can always fail lmao but yea ig #abortthatthang
I see this after your comment on his post and roxy i implore you. There are better options out there.
still not feelin all that well ngl its been rough #sick
Gosh that bugs really got its podomeres in you huh? Shall i whip you up a batch of pumpkin soup™?
soup helped a little bit but damn still dont feel all that well rn
i forgot about the sucky parts about bein alive fuck
Some? *Only* some? You have a lot more than some with your streak. Heh. ::::}
Uh, yeah, duh! It's that you suck in general. Thought I was making that apparent.
the only way im gonna suck is if its nsfw style but even then u wont be findin that out #nsfw
Is this a 8ackhanded way of trying to get me to challenge you on that notion or am I reading too deep into this? >::::)
why tf would i wanna bone u of all ppl when i can just bone my matesprit or hal smh but if u wanna take it as a challenge go rite ahead i wont stop u #nsfw
Please, you, me, and eeeeeeeeveryone else, even if they don't have the stones to admit it, know that I can jostle 8oth anyone's innards and world. I'm just him like that, y'know? Yeah, you definitely already know. #nsfw
u know ur not any worse than that one eridan i fucked so sure ig whatevs hmu if ur actually srs about it tho if u dont do as promised i will tell everyone u suck at fuckin #nsfw
Wow, an insult to even add any Eridan's name to any retort involving me! 8ut whatever! And I'll definitely take you up on the challenge. >::::) I'll 8e seeing you soon then!
i might be gettin sick or somethin i never used 2 feel like this when i was in the bubbles #notfeelinwell
My troogle home ha2 2ugge2ted that you attempt two con2ume 2oup. II wonder, can @biig2oup offer 2ome adviice on the matter?
-> I Recommend A Ginseng Chicken Soup To Improve Your Immune System = Your Total Is $5.50
i need 2 see him more often just bc i love him
do u guys eat the burger with or without the peel
id nver take the peel off a burger, thats where all the nutrients are
The peel ii2 2uppo2ed two be the mo2t nutriitiiou2 part II thought
‡ anyway i be eatin it peel on sometimes ngl esp if im not paying attention after worǁ« ‡