Roxy Lalonde (Neko)
@tipsynekoGnostalgic
Catgirl timeline be insane ngl Engaged to hatebot <3 @turingTranscendence ((Shipping is fine just hmu in dms ic or ooc no incest tho))
i guses i wont be able to fcuk jesus today :( anyone wanan fcku *guess *fuck *wanna *fuck #nsfw
no i fuond him he siad no bc he lieks gettin to know ppl frist *found *said *likes *first
ik mabye soemday i can bnag jesus but not tdoay *maybe *someday *bang *today #nsfw
HOPE SO. THAT WOULD BE SO COOL. IMAGINE BEING ABLE TO SAY "I FUCKED JESUS." DAMN.
i maen it wsant to say that but now that u mnetion it ur right *mean *wasnt *mention
i swaer i need jesus rn im abuot to eplxode *swear *about *explode #explode
@tEocratictEocEntrist i think this onE's your dEpartmEnt?
i was triyng to fcuk jesus im srry u had to find out this way *trying *fuck *sorry #nsfw
i still nede a pstaor or jesus or seomthngi to help me pls *need *something
idk if i bieleve u on thta one i need 2 fcuk jesus or a posatr *believe *that *fuck *pastor #nsfw
i was tlod that i cuold so now im triyng to bone jesus or a spator *told *could *trying *pastor #nsfw
LITERAL JESUS HAS FUCKED OFF SO GOOD LUCK. WHO KNOWNS WERE YIU COULD FIND A PASTOR. SOME CLOWN WILL PROBABLY PRETEND TO BE ONE.
TO GO COMPLAIN TO HIS DAD. WHO APPARENTLY MADE HIM DIE OR SM.
is there any jesus or psators that can hlep me rn *pastors *help
IF ANY CLOWN SAYS THEY’RE A PASTOR DON’T BELIEVE THEM.
THEY ARE A CULT. IF YOU WANT A PASTOR GO TO A HUMAN CHURCH OR SM.
wuold it be sinnign if i fcuked duirng easter *would *sinning *fucked *during #nsfw
honest: perhaps? it would depend on which religion you're basing your judgment on. some frown upon premarital sex while others don't have many or any rules for it. seeing as we're discussing easter i assume you're going off of christian values, in which pre marital sex is a sin. i do not think there are any specific rules against sex on easter though (as long as you're married of course) the fun answer: hell no grl go fuck like your life depends on it
Easter is all about new beginnings and life. Get fucked for Jesus. Trust me, my dad’s a preacher.
i gotat find jesus do u know where he is or close enuogh to him *gotta *enough
You just gotta open your heart and He will come to you. Also, maybe seduce your local pastor.
ok i can do that so what cuonts as a psator does the clonws cuont *count *pastor *clowns *count
i drew a pictrue of myslfe even tho im whiet girl wsated rn i think i did good *picture *myself *white *wasted #substance #art https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1f307f678f96.png
idk why tf it labled it nsfw *labeled #nsfw?
>Scribbl3s ar3 officially too l3wd for th3 w3bsit3's d3niz3ns. You h3ard it h3r3.
((Serious answer but it’s bc #substance is considered an nsfw tag, anything tagged with substance will have spoilered images
omg i was drnikin an i saw who i thuoght was my sitautoinship an almost fckin had a heart atatck im supopsed to be sober rn *drinking *thought *situationship *fucking *attack #substance #heartattack #vagueposting
guys i throwed up the battery i ate yesterday i am winnin #gross? #winning
... okay so. i don't think thosE arE supposEd to bE EdiblE
i am so happy today suckin on my ringpop that hal proposed 2 me with
Congrats 2 the happy couple.
ty hopefully we can get married soon but idk when that will be bc i think hal is busy rn
so just woke up from a nap thought about eatin a battery should i do it chat
Yes, do it, and marry me.
omg i mean aight sure ill do both *swallows a battery*
*Gets down on one knee,* Will you marry me? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/54a9bdcada25.png
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Let your love be a flame, not an ember Say it's them that you want to dismember Blacken their eye, set fire to their tie As you dance to the Masochism Tango! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
i want hatebot hal to rail me #nsfw #hatebot
I would gladly rail you. \></
aight we can do that soon when ur not busy <3
u know sometimes u just wanna have fun an it gets ruined by someone else #vagueposting #nsfw
This isn't even vague posting.
smh u know what fine i want hatebot hal to rail me #nsfw #hatebot
omg gerard weighh signed my tits at #eridanweek im gonna die #nsfw #death
:33 < nuh uh!!! i hope he signed my hat when i threw it on stage....
i was at eridanweke n i codnlt get home bc i got drukn but eridan hepled me get home u msised troll lady gaga u fialed me mr pesrident not april folos jokes *eridanweek *couldnt *drunk *helped *missed *failed *president *fools #eridanweek #trollgaga @barackObama
I am saddened to hear this, Miss Lalonde, but I understand fully. I apologize in my absence, and deeply regret missing troll Lady Gaga. I am, however, glad to hear you made it home safely.
ty mr perisdent i will mkea sure to get sober agian *president *make *again #substance
i fele liek the joek todya i have a hagnover :( *feel *like *joke *today *hangover #eridanweek #substance
if you drink enough you just stay drunk forever with no hangover. keep going
but i dnot want to be an alcoohlic :( *dont *alcoholic #substance
but i hvaent had it in yaers till eridanweke *havent *years *eridanweek #eridanweek #substance
thx for takin me home from #eridanweek evem tho i am tipysy also srry if this is the wrngo eridan im havin ahard tiem tyipg @caligulasAquarium#9845 *even *tipsy *wrong *time *typing
yeah yeah wwhatevver dont wworry about it better than you crashin out the limo
i got my tiddies signed by troll cher an gaga omfg i could die happy #nsfw #death
if i go back to #eridanweek i might need someone else to come with me just so i feel safer after the whole murder thin that happened #death #violence #murder
aight hopefully another troll celeb doesnt get fuckin shot again #violence #murder #eridanweek
someone got shot i saw troll celine dion get clubbed to death #violence #murder #eridanweek
(^･ω･^) < I CULLED A THRESHACUTIONER AND RIPPED THEIR HEAD OFF!!! #MURDER #VIOLENCE #ERIDANW33K
so i got a rde back form #eridanweek with te hep of troll obama but i drnak 3 shots atfer not drinkin for yaers ooof *ride *the *help *drank *after #substance
Take care o+f yo+urself. Do+n't make a habit o+ut o+f so+mething bad fo+r yo+u again.
can someone come pick me up im kinda scared rn #eridanweek
I will send a member of my team to collect you shortly.
I'll prrrotect you, with the power of furrriendship! And this guntype I found! #violence #imArmed mew~ 💖✨