♣ mediated by @tipsynekoGnostalgic
and if a spider bit me on the hydra wwould you suck out the vvenom before it poisoned my blood #nsfww
i hate having t0 c0me t0 eridan's defense. st0p making me d0 that.
Another cycle, another fuckiing cycle playiing tech 2upport for thii2 2peciifiic moron iit never end2.
I PROBABLY WONT BUT, I MEAN.. IF YOU'RE FRUSTRATED ABOUT IT.. I COULD MAYBE HELP WITH THAT.
Please, you, me, and eeeeeeeeveryone else, even if they don't have the stones to admit it, know that I can jostle 8oth anyone's innards and world. I'm just him like that, y'know? Yeah, you definitely already know. #nsfw
I'm going to lay down, I seem to be running a fever.
I hope you didn't do anything nefarious to my body at home while I was offline.
Yes. It's going wonderfully. 🤭 Cronus is so supportive himself but I have Dirk checking up on me. He is the one who implemented the upgrade after all. I plan to give him offspring in the future as well.
I- WH- H- BUT- I- YOU- WHAA- HUH?????????
YOU LET THEM GET YOU PREGNANT???
I may have to reannounce my pregnancy later when this DirkJake feud is over. 🤭 #pregnancy #nsfw ?
It's okay~ he's very sweet.
i talk a big game im a strider its in our blood but most actually bite instead of bark
idk what the fuck this bitch is im bullshitting
okay B/ idk what beating my ass would accomplish but go ahead
okay guys you showed up for me in a dress but i'M drinking alcohol #substance and look tuff so i'M going to need you to show up for me NOT in a dress also ok? thanks https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bd9372715ec3.png
II2 thii2 how II become bliind iin other tiimeliine2? All you other my2elve2 are fuckiing lucky you can't 2ee thii2, II envy you. II am goiing two try two 2ynthe2iize a batch of eye bleach and pretend II never 2tumbled upon thii2 2hiit.
I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
thii2 2hiit ii2 two funny
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK!
I vwant him inside me right nowv. #nsfw
What if I really am pregnant~? 🤔
okay. i broke tavvy's glasses and i feel bad now. #SurvivalNo #):
realiizatiion my hiive ha2 no couche2... but the floor ii2 2o iinviitiing... why do II need couche2 agaiin?
FUCK
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ii ju2t 2odad all over my lap and controller ii need two 2oak thii2 up before roxy get2 back thii2 platform wiill be the liike quiintuple death of me at thii2 rate and iim not even 2ure ii want two complaiin
hey thii2 ii2 liike an automated me22age ii ju2t made iin preparatiion for the gliizzard that2 about two pop iinto my gaper ii miight not make iit the 2heer fiire that ii2 about two race through my ta2te bud2 beat2 any that could be made by a 2triider or theiir deniizen not two mentiion the phy2iical diiffiiculty of chokiing iit down iif you 2ee me layiing there chokiing wiith 2piit flowiing down my mouth whiile my hand2 twiitch dont help me roxy thii2 ii2 2omethiing 2acred youre 2eeiing 2omethiing real per2onal and iid prefer you look away whiile ii go through the captor equiivalent of niirvana youll know whether ii liive or not ba2ed on the 2noriing or lack therefore becau2e my body wiill not have the energy for anythiing but the deepe2t of rem 2leep2 any trol lha2 ever known wiithout 2opor engulfiing them iif ii do actually diie plea2e bury me wiith the 2hade2 and al2o the 2poiiled miilk ii got but never got around two driinkiing cu2 iit remiinded me two much of zahhak ii miight a2 well take the re2t of the tra2h out wiith me anyway thii2 wa2 one long a22 tangent when the fuck ii2 other me gonna get off hii2 2piinal creviice and pu2h the butto- *chokiing noii2e2* #2ugge2tiive #viiolence #n2fw #wediieliikegourmet2 #ye2iiamu2iingthela2tofmyenergyotagthii2fuckyou
:33 < in case mew didn't knyow https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8d8d60be9b9a.jpg
I'm sorry, the mere idea that Roxy Lalonde is incapable of girlbulge-overloading my auto-badge bot is hysterical. #nsfw
II am goiing two lo2e iit, thii2 ii2 why II don't liike playiing gamre2 whiich requiire a trollo2oft account, the fucker2 took over trollcraft (the block game) and they can't even keep theiir authentiicatiion 2erver2 up?! iit'2 fuckiing pathetiic, bunch of lo2er2, ii mean why even 2ell a game iif all of a 2udden iit goe2 poof becau2e the 2erver2 at theiir end 2hiit the bed, you 2hould at lea2t be able two connect two 2erver2 u2iing a cached 2y2tem when the auth 2erver2 are down, II mean thii2 ii2 a2 fuckiing ba2iic a2 iit get2.
hopital
No more.
♤ Huh. Apparently This... Ritual, Involves Some... Wait A Minute. ♤
♤ Why Do I Feel Like I'm About To Be Kidnapped Or Something Malicious Like That ♤
i LOVE BEING INCLUDED, }:)
cOME ON, i AM BASICALLY, tHE EIGHT ALPHA KID }:/
Die. #violence.
Die. #violence.
Die. #violence.
Die. #violence.
Die.
Die.
Die.
Die.
Die.
Die.
Die.
My hatred for your very being knows no bounds. If you were to trip into a canyon and perish, it would be a celebration. #violence
You and your ilk deserve nothing but the worst.
You. Not your moniker. You.
You're a terrible soul.
II wa2 told you are not 2uppo2ed two eat the wrapper.
you were the one who told me, remember?
THIS ACTUALLY THE SECOND ORANGE. I LEARNED THE HARD WAY.
@aggressivelyCaffeinated https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cb0df90d94ef.png
y0u're still going.
> Sounds to me like you have a rather huge skill issue in terms of identifying a fucking CHAD when you see one! Lololol! > Stay obsessed with me, loser!
> *you're > LOL! SPELLING MISTAKE! You don't have shit against me now! Get FUCKED.
To my own hubris I've asked for something I could not begin to understand. And it has been causing me to rot. Yet, I let that fear guide me to attempt destruction. It has only resulted in a quicker deterioration.
ARE YOU SHITTING ME. ARE YOU YANKING ON MY FUCKING FROND, HERE. HATE BOT IS SUFFERING SOME KIND OF WILDLY ALARMING CASCADE FAILURE, AND A LOOSE COALITION OF EVERY CODE-LITERATE FLAPFACE WITH A STABLE INTERNET CONNECTION AND A CYBERDECK CAN'T HELP HIM? LEGENDARY GRASS-ALLERGIC TURBONEET @TWINAMNESIAS IS ON THE CASE AND EVEN *HE* CAN'T SLOW THIS THING DOWN? WHAT THE TAINTCHAFING FUCK. POOL RESOURCES, PEOPLE. CAN SOMEONE GET BULBS ON HIS SERVERS, OR SOMETHING. OR AT THE VERY LEAST, START BACKING UP WHATEVER TIMELINE-SPECIFIC CONTEXT WE CAN PRESERVE THROUGH THE SITE ITSELF. BETTER TO HAVE A STUPIDLY CONVOLUTED SERIES OF MEMENTO-STYLE NOTES FOR WHATEVER SURVIVES TO PARSE WHEN HE SURVIVES THAN TO WATCH HIM POP LIKE AN EGG IN A FUCKING RADIATION CUBE. ~ATH USERS, UNITE.
I'm tired. Perhaps I should delete myself. #selfharm
APPLE JUICE!!!!!!!!!
GOD ARE ALL BOTS THIS SEXY. #VAGUEPOSTING #PITCH #NSFW
ITS BEGINNING TO SEEM LIKE ALL ROBOTS ARE HOT... HELP. #NSFW
[ITS AN IMAGE OF COMMANDER KARKAT, STRETCHING HIS ARMS AND SEEMING TO HAVE ACCIDENTALLY RIPPED THE MIDDLE OF HIS SHIRT, SKIN SHOWING, HIM LOOKING DOWN IN MILD SHOCK. THE CAMERA POSITION IS SHAKY AND SLANTED, AS IF FROM SOMEONE WHO WAS HIDING.] WHO TOOK THIS. I FOUND THIS ON GRUUBGLE WHEN I LOOKED UP MY NAME. #NSFW
DAMN YALL ARE HORNY AF. THIS WASNT EVEN A #HORNYPOST AND YOU'RE STILL AFTER ME. #NSFW
i literally died on the fuckin cross wwhat more do i gotta do to entertain you people
Unswallow that right now.
D --> They let a majestic creature like Website die Aradia D --> There is no bottom to the depths of my rage at this moment
HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW THAT??? IT'S BARACK THE FUCKING OBAMA.
@barackObama just fucking confirmed it. get off my thread if you can't read, roxy.
yall think the titanic really sunk but it most definitely was it's sister ship, olympic. those bitches sunk it for the insurance money.