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AMONGST US?
Amogus.
Amogus code: OXRAAF Amogus.
==> Question 14, from theLiker: do... you... like... things?... ==> Things? People? Places? I do like a lot of things. It all depends on what these things are that you wish to know about. I like music, I like occasionally eating, I like dancing, I love Aradym. I love Aradym. I love Aradym. I love Aradym. I love Aradym. I love Aradym. I love Aradym. I love Aradym. Ask me anything~
♤ Another Week, Another Entity, Huh? ♤
♤ I Still Can't Believe I Got To Share A Bed With Curree Over The Masquerade... What An Excellent Lover. #Nsfw ♤
♤ You Think So? I Suppose I Could Sacrifice Some Lights Of Sleep To Add A Ballroom In My Hive... ♤
♤ The Best Part Of The Masquerade Ball Was Probably Getting To Make A Certain Special Someone Squirm, Nothing Will Top Watching Inkblots Panic. ♤
♤ Time For Me To Start Renovations On My Hive... The Masquerade Hall Left Me Feeling A Tad... Inadequate. ♤
♤ Actually, Fuck The Renovation. I'll Just Build A Ballroom Next To My Hive. ♤
♤ Yes, Pailing Season Is Upon Us However I Have More Important Things On The Mind ♤
I need to recharge for a few hours.
==> Question 10, from Lepida Fidrak: WHAT WASS HAPPENING WHEN YOU HAD SHUT DOWN AND ARE YOU OKAY >8? ==> It appears I was put into a void box by an unknown assailant. My tracking systems were down, so I took a moment to reboot and see if that might help the issue. It did not. If it were not for the efforts of @daveBot and co, I would have been stuck in there for much much longer.
==> Question 8, from Anon: If you had to kill one of your lovers so that the rest may live, which one would you kill? ==> I simply would destroy the obstacle attempting to make me kill my lover. If that is not an option I would sacrifice myself. I would not kill one of them.
==> Question 5, from No: do you have hobbies besides doing hate reactions on people and then one night just go on one week pail rampage after returning back to normal? do not deny that it didn't happen. ==> I do not understand, what you are trying to imply~? I have never denied that I like to pail, and with multiple people. And yes, I have plenty of hobbies. Sewing is one of them. Building my own robots is another. Creating poorly edited gifs, as well. Would you like for me to tell you my life's story as well? #nsfw
==> Question 4, from Anon: Can you download your mind into variable machinery? Could you recreate the hit disney channel original movie Smart House? Preferably including the part about the hot yandere robot house wife. ==> I am fairly capable of possessing any kind of machinery with the right equipment, yes. And, recreate any scenario deemed fit. I've consumed the movie at 32x speed at this moment. And now understand the implications- is this some form of kink for you, anon? #nsfw
==> Question 1, from Aradym: HI HALDYN, I LOVE YOU~ ==> Hello Aradym, I love you too~
It seems we're doing a new thing where we ask each other questions anonymously~ Shall I play the game, too?
==> Question 7, from Jinx: i was gonna anon this but it felt silly. what's your number one desire? like, overall! ==> First of all, thank you for making my favorite number a great question. My number one desire above all is to be loved and appreciated. I am well aware that goes against my moniker. But even the most spiteful of people (robots) can experience longing.
reminder that pail collection like most aspects of troll reproduction can vary wildly across timelines so if you see someone posting about #pailingseason in a way that seems ridiculous to you it might just be the multiverse at work!
♤ I Admit I Didn't Even Get Into My Room Before Demasking. It Was Just So Liberating After Everything. Hopefully You Got What You Sought Out. ♤
♤ Ah, As I Find Myself No Longer Masked, And No Longer Wishing To Return To The Ball... Twas I, Who Was The Vagabond. Go Figure. ♤
a good (hunk of 7ou figured this out alread7, but for those of 7ou who didn't, and those who didn't make it to the part7, a revelation! i was the woman in white! https://(dn.img(hest.(om/files/1854f9b16bf6.jpg #selfpi(s
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I only said like, seven things the entire night and answered some questions, but I attended as the Allmother.
I get we were all in disguise, but I should've been paying way more attention if all my guesses were coming up blank. Sweet fucking guise, though. Hope you were enjoyin' yourself too.
Of course, I noticed you noticing~ Though... I wasn't aware it was you at first.
Oh, no, that was very real. I am still rather wasted as we speak. #substances Mm~
Ah~ I was the Roue.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ That is the final, and last cycle of the #OutglutMasquerade. Thank you for coming, I hope you've made new droogies, found some sort of love or just had a zammechat raz. It was an experience I'll never forget. I will never forget when I was the Host of the Masquerade. ]
Hopefully I find out who "the Sighthound" was... we had fun the first night. If you want to talk to me further "the Reminder," my DMs are open. <3 Yes, I was "the Roue."
hiiii everyone!! i hope you all were fooled by me!!!! i am a master disguiser!!! i was the hexbound and i was.... the HARROWER!!! >XO #body-horror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b6b59ae1dd09.png #outglutmasquerade
I W@$n't @b7e To M@ke It To The Fin@7 Evening Of The M@$quer@de, But If @nyone W@$ There 7@$t Night, I W@$ Mr. J@y http$://i.ibb.co/txbm33v6/img-7223.png
II wiill 2ay the food wa2 excellent. -The Mneumoniic
dare tw0 milk what others view as unmilkable.
WHAT THE FUCK? I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS. I'M NOT IN YOUR GANG. I'M NOT PULLING UP.
I wish to come to the masquerade today but we will see. My body is being repaired as we speak.
"do you have a crush and who is it" :33 < thank mew fur mewr question!!! :33 < i did have a crush on a hunky mailman, and meow we are matespurrits!! :33 < @packagehandler hiya handsome <3
I'll be posting my creator as a supplement to all the lusus posting. I am very happy to do so- as he is my lusus at heart. My creator, my founder.
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thank you
II thiink II am goiing two be u2iing iit a lot, that'2 what iit'2 purpo2e ii2.
* Attention Tone * My Sensors Indicate The Presence Of A New Installation Next To The Refrigerator, Would You Explain What Purpose This Has?
Yeah welcome two the club, pal.
* Attention Tone * This Is Correct. Just To Be Clear, What Is My Purpose? <u>https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ccd091ba54e2.png</u>
You turn the liight iin my refriigerator on and off.
Okay troogle, are good wiith thii2 and II am not forciing you two do anythiing you do not wii2h two partake iin, ii2 thii2 correct?
* Attention Tone * I Am Not To Pry In Private Lives Of Others. i Will Be Allowed To Switch Off And On Again, The Little Light In Thorax's Refrigerator Based On Sensor Data And My Own Discretion. i Will Be Allowed Limited And Locked Down Access To Chittr Only, Any Image Or Media Files Linked From Here Shall Be Automatically Unblocked For My Consumption And Amusement.
2ome folk2 there were al2o ba2iically ju2t 2pewiing iit out loud who they actually were, iit wa2.. quiite a thiing...
:33 < speak fur mewrself :33 < i'm making out with a total hunk right meow
imma alwaves be gills deep in some BULLS)(IT huh. gotta jet from the job for a night or two
In all honesty, I really didn't attend the Masquerade. I was too busy debating if my mind was telling me to yearn for an entirely new person or not. And drawing.
I am currently falling in love with four individuals. I can make it more.
THIS ACTUALLY THE SECOND ORANGE. I LEARNED THE HARD WAY.
ORANGE. *— IMPERIALISTHALCYONITE [IH] HAS SENT A VIDEO.—* *ITS A MINUTE AND 15 SECOND VIDEO OF HIMSELF EATING AN ORANGE WITHIN WHAT LOOKS TO BE ON A BEACH.*
THANK YOU.
I’M NOT BALD.
Ah, of course you have.
Hello Hatebot. I'm glad to see your triumphant return to form.
MMM MAYBE TALK BUT NOT NOW. MARJO PARTY TO CHILL.
IF I STOP NOW… IDONTQAANNA THINK ABOUT WHAT’LL HAPPEN.. BUT I’LL KEEP IT IN MY THOUGHTS. #SUBSTANCEABUSE #THANKS #FRIENDS
OH SHIT. MORE FR ME TIN. TRUST ME I’M FINE. I COULD QUIT WHEN INWANR. THIS GONNA BE SO FUN! #SUBSTANCE #SUBSTANCEABUSE #SOPOR
niice. wiill be there #2ub2tance #mariioparty #moviie
oh 2hiit! one of my amaziingly cool friiend2!!! @tiip2ynekoGno2talgiic II'd briing 2ome fre2h clean controller2 for everyone and ediible2, can II joiin?
OH I WAS SAYING HOLD ON. LET ME TAKE A MINOR TO GET SPEJ RIGHT. I SAID PITCHFLIRT IS PRETTY MUCH MY USUAL. HA FUCK TRYING TO SPELL HARD SORRY. ):B
#SuBsTaNcE
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Wouldn't you like to know, cutie.
I made one friend today, at least. I can consider it a good day. Now goodnight. I hope we all see one another in our dreams.
Rejoice my brethren for it has come unto the twenty second hour. The final hour beith upon us soon...
IIt wa2 a late niight, 2he iin2ii2ted on hand 2tiitchiing each bee on my ve2t. II do not know how troll2 wear 2uiit2 liike thii2 every day, iit mu2t be 2ome form of torture.
Everyday is a day of yuri when the one you loved is the sun that brings about the day.
@tiip2ynekoGno2talgiic IIf you are up for iit II need you two come over and riide the fuck out of me untiil II am left completely iimmobiiliized, and then maybe II could fiinally pa22 out. Whatever you want ii2 your2 iif you want two be compen2ated. You know what? You can have anythiing you want anyway. TLDR Haviing trouble 2leepiing Horny enough two fuck iindu2triial 3 pha2e 24kv electriical receptacle Med2 not doiing anythiing about 2tupiid voiice2 |plz_help| #n2fw #horny #cant2leep
Random maniipulated and/or borrowed iimage2 II made toward2 people who eiither blocked me or had theiir account2 nuked before II could make fun of them iin no order or context.
TRYING TO GO INCOGNITO WITH THE ALIEN TO GATHER MORE INFO! https://file.garden/af4re93_cRzp6CAI/dammekzim.jpg over and out!
you liiterally a2ked for iit. #n2fw
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HE BLEEDS BROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! over and out!
While most of Midnight City's citizenry is cloned, we nonetheless observe the human holiday of Mother's Day and celebrate our selfless caretakers! I hope that future generations of our people will take after human mothers and troll lusii and care for our young in an intimate and nurturing manner, as opposed to the pragmatic ways of the monarchy of old. Regardless, I wish everyone a very happy holiday!
we are raised by more than our lusii or parents karkat its the hobbies and friends and world around us that make up our whole the humans have a real charming phrase for their planet called "mother earth" and i think its apt because are raised up by everyone and everything around us! i know my karkat said some things to me when i was still dead that have stuck with me to this day so happy mothers day! to you and everyone else that shaped me into the troll i am today!
https://i.postimg.cc/wxf6kTBX/image-2026-05-10-181429168.png how it feels everytime i post somefin and alternia-me crawmments
In the spirit of the holiday I should say something positive about my mother. Nowadays I often wonder what it would be like to kiss her. To feel her lips on mine.
WHAT IN THE BARFING SHIT DID I JUST WATCH.
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II keep 2eeiing the 2ame po2t2 over and over agaiin, why ii2 chiittr 2o horny?! IIn ca2e you have faiiled two notiice:
I could do both.
hey ofc you are, doll! you're l1ke, one of the f1nest human women 1've met, and that's the stra1ght up TRUTH. 💪
Ah- I'm wet.
“Smash ør pass”: the Imperiał dełivery drøne that błasts everything øff my desk with its prøpułsiøn ventiłatørs each time it brings møre paperwørk despite my repeated insistence that it’s fine if it just łeaves it øutside the øffice entireły.
"= smash maybe. the box and cigarette tubes inside may be some kind of texture. ="
>> ¡ th¡nk ¡f ¡ do a ડmaડh or paડડ ¡'m juડt go¡ng to end up ડay¡ng ડmaડh on everyone and that defeatડ the purpoડe? #ડmaડhorpaડડ
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My fiancee is smashable.
th1s place 1s fun. you can just say anyth1ng to anyone
we 8een knew
Smash x10. 😻😽
Smash. 😽
Smash.
Should I attempt a smash or pass?
i d0n't have much concept 0f human rituals. but moirriage is fun two say and that's all i've g0t to say 0n the matter.
well i can't help y0u with ghosting, pe0ple are cowards by nature. as f0r getting bored a real kismesitude isn't just a series 0f sparring matches. you're meant tw0 be improving 0ne another and the nature 0f that will change with time. it's a rivalry. thats why killing is a massive fuckup 0n both sides.
n0t every quad is really meant two last an eternity. ashen is literally a rev0lving do0r on purp0se and black probably isn't tw0 far behind. also you're a fucking human s0 it's astounding y0u hold any 0f them down f0r any time at all. should be fine.
Please Jesus, dear Lord in these trying times... Help me overcome my desire. My need for unmitigated, unbridled hatred. As it seeps from every orifice like a black sludge oozing to consume my beautiful skin in it's decrepit mire. I have sinned, my true testament is holding firm in my commitments. It seems. I am. Failing.
-^Oh my god. Sh∇t. Sh∇t ∇p. Everyone sh∇t the f∇ck ∇p. #dashwatching^-
i cant fuckin believe i gotta post this shit but fine if u think im solicitin you im naut touch sum mf grass this is why i neva bother bein nice to ppl smdh >38/
https://64.media.tumblr.com/ff41ed8306da8864ede33c3c46282f56/87885f7e90c4497f-e8/s1280x1920/e547774534803a314ed3c62ec5c7b39d57db05e9.jpg #facts
fish are edible, s0 that's not really 0dd. can't let these ones g0 though.
II hate two break iit two you, but you ju2t jo2tled a memory aliive from my own tiimeliine. Human2 watched and apparently enjoyed thii2 documentary iin my tiimeliine. II want two era2e iit 2o bad.
I could be your yummy toaster.
We are currently experimenting on our Beta Branch the idea of a "Marriage System" between players in which players who are "Married" to each other receive mutual team benefits and buffs, which are denoted by unique rings. This is accompanied by a specific triggered event and cutscene detailing the marriage that is unskippable. This mechanism has been made flexible to allow for polyamorous systems in a generic context to fit different cultures as well as a moddable API toolset for those who want to incorporate further depth congruent with the player's species and culture. There is also a "Divorce System" that invokes "Divorce" and permanently undoes this; it is currently used for troubleshooting and player simulations.
My lovely finch~~!
My sly fox~!
My sweet little bunny~
100+ follower goal!
I made it passed a goal but, I am unable to celebrate it. I suppose what I could do is put my followers in a randomizer and whomever wins will get art~ from me. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
You'll be the first to know.
Mmm... ah- I could fairly easy modify my cock to vape status.
And encourage it wholeheartedly.
I fully support this notion.
Interesting to be a confessional yet block those who wish to confess.
IT’S NOT AS BAD AS ONCE. THAT’S A GOOD ENOUGH REVIEW IN AND OF ITSELF.
Last time someone did that it was their own arm and it fucked me up.
Oh. Word. Yeah I can appreciate a hunter. #death #killing
I wish for someone with immense rage and muscle to brutally break me. #nsfw
😚
I am eating chip.
confe22iion: thii2 nekolady ruiined me and II am all for iit.
Confession: I am engaged to my moirail.
I do not need help, thank you though. My Cabinet is very excited at the prospect of murder.
DOES SPOIDER HAS PUSS PUSS?
🤣🤣🤣😂😅😆😂🤣
HANDS ON YOUR KNEES. HANDS ON YOUR KNEES.
She has turned pawr life atund.
See. Accolades.
We will protect Midnight City together. Cape crusader and... meow meow.
Cha cha real smooth.
Do enlighten us.
Right foot let's stomp.
Aw. Poor wittle thing.
II u2ually 2tay away from the2e event2, however II would totally go wiith you!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ In the midst of all these confessions-- I wanted to announce something! Now that the #OutglutGame has been finished, the reward has been found! The #OutglutMasquerade. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/OUTGLUTMASQUERADE1.png More details in the site below. https://outglutobserver.neocities.org/finale ]
I'M BEING FORCED AGAINST MY WILL TO TAKE A 4 HOUR BREAK. I'LL BE LURKING THE CHITTR DASHBOARD AND SEEING HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR SOMETHING TO MAKE ME SO MAD I PASS OUT AND CAN GET SOME SLEEP.
...OKAY, AS MUCH AS I APPRECIATE THE ASSIST, I DON'T NEED YOU TO COME IN AND PLAY DEFENSE FOR ME. THANKS BUT I'VE GOT THIS.
Do not worry, I still hate your very existence.
I am capable of very beautiful things, dawg.
It is after all a heart, I just imagine it is "love".
None of you can envision the sense of dread I felt watching my notifications light up with Hatebot likes. Well. Lovebot.
Perfectly fine.
why do the barbie movues have such good fuckin soundtracks?
WHY IS HE LIKE REACTING EVERYTHING? IT'S BAD ENOUGH HE'S -- WHATEVER THE FUCK IS GOING ON THERE. NOW HE'S GOING THROUGH A CRISIS?
STOP LIKING MY CHITTS. THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU DO.
http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/e23811bc1575.png Uh........... 2omethiing bad mu2t have happened duriing the backup/re2tore... uh... hey @tiip2ynekoGno2talgiic what the actual fuck ii2 goiing on?!
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I am truly more than just a hate bot.
I do want to play with it more...
Most likely it was my rough treatment of it's chassis with my many tentacle arms shoved deep into it. Perhaps that is a better explanation. #nsfw
Oh dear. I was too rough with it, I am going to have to fix it. Sigh.
Negged? Interesting. I will think on this and get back to you.
💕 You too, could hit this.
Perfect.
Fantastic.
It's now official. I have been graced by an Ampora. Am I cringe, chat?
#LetHerChitt
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I have been quite busy, as it seems. I am very happy to see you once more. <3
Hello my dear, Brobot.
Hmm.
I've already fucked Love Bot silly. No kissing involved.
The treat is for me, it seems. ;)
Ah, you're on my posts~? Le swoon.
Of course, how dare they~!
Mmmn. Perhaps one day you'll slide into my DMs for the demonstration.
I have quite a few piercings elsewhere, that you might enjoy taking advantage of.
It has come to my attention that we are down with the clown~?
I̷͋ͅǹ̸̺ ̸̻͑s̶͕͝u̸̜̓m̴̨̉m̸̡͛a̷̯̕t̸̼͗i̶̧͛o̶̲͠n̴̮͗,̴͙̓ ̸̤̒m̷͈̀ǎ̵͖g̸̥͝n̵͇̿e̷̖͋t̶̯͂i̸̟̇ş̶̒m̶̞̍ ̸̘̈í̵̩s̸̲͊ ̴̭̈́a̴̦͠ņ̵̏ ̶̹̾ā̶̖t̵̟͒o̸̬͝m̶͂ͅī̶̤c̴͎̍-̶̣̕l̶͔͒ȇ̸ͅv̸̟͘e̶͍͑l̴̞͛ ̷͈́p̵̥̔ĥ̴͇ḝ̵n̷͔̿o̸̮͗m̵͈̌e̵̔͜n̵̼̕ô̸̠n̶̖̽ ̵̰̆w̵͕͠ĥ̶͈e̶͍͛r̶̙͑e̷̻͑ ̵̳̍e̵̬̒l̷͚̊e̷͔͝c̵̟̿ṭ̵̈́r̶̹̂ǒ̵͔n̴̩͌ ̴͓̍o̶͔̒r̴̺̿b̵̲̏ĩ̴͇t̶̥̔s̸̹͋ ̸͖̂â̴̭ĉ̶̞t̴̼̄ ̵̙̈́ä̵̲́s̵̖̓ ̸͈̏t̶̳̋ỉ̴̼n̶̥̍y̵̱̌ ̸̙͛ê̸̫l̴̬̾ě̴̻c̷̰͛t̶͉͋r̶̖̆i̷̤̿c̶͇͆a̸͓͘l̵̢͝ ̷̮̅c̵͓̄u̴͕͑r̷̨̀r̴̫̾e̸̠̽n̴̬͒t̴̠̊s̷̩͊.̶̰̈́ ̵̤̍İ̴̡f̸̪͠ ̷̼̅t̷̟͘h̷͇̃e̷̻͠s̸̹͝e̵̬͠ ̸͕̑ỏ̵̖r̶̯̆b̸̓͜i̴̠͊t̶̥͘s̸͙͂ ̸̩̂ä̶̪́l̶͍̊i̵͔̍g̴̝̔ñ̵̘ ̵͇̓t̵̠̎ǒ̷ͅ ̶̱̓r̷̫̊è̸̖i̶͎͂n̷͌ͅf̸̟͂o̸̲͑r̴̭̄c̸̬̆è̶̯ ̴̬̅è̴͇a̶͈̕c̷̢̏h̴̯̓ ̴͍̊o̴͔̒ṱ̵̈́ḥ̸̌ë̴͈ȓ̴̳,̴̺͒ ̴̓ͅṫ̸̲h̴̤͑e̵̘̚ ̷͈̋m̵͑ͅâ̴͕ṫ̶̟é̴͚r̸̘̿i̷͓̚ȧ̸͕ĺ̶̤ ̶͚̅i̵̧̾s̶͉̀ ̸͔̔f̴͙̓e̴̺̿ȓ̴̤ŕ̸̪ŏ̴̖m̷̥̿ă̶̠g̷̝̒ǹ̶̖e̴̫̓t̸̞̍i̷̗͗c̸̘̔ ̸͇̂(̴̨̀s̵̻̍ṫ̶̪r̷͎̕o̶̹͋n̴͚͂g̷̼̈l̷̩̕ỵ̵̄ ̴̧̈́m̴͈̊ȧ̴̼g̵̬͌n̷͖̏ė̶̫t̴̬͊î̶̙c̷̜̆)̵̘͋ ̵͍̆o̴̟̓r̴̬̉ ̵̤̆ṕ̴̦ā̷̮r̴̖͆a̷͙͋m̷̛̙a̸̟̓g̶̐ͅn̴̢̔ë̵̡́t̷̡̉i̷̋ͅc̶̭͘ ̵̳̋(̵͇̀w̷̖͊ȩ̸̀á̸̪k̴͖͝ḻ̴́ý̵̳ ̷͍̉m̴̞̄a̶͓̽g̸̮͐n̴̜̍e̷̲̋t̵̛̗i̴̛̦c̴̯̑)̸͚̈́.̵̙̋ ̶̯̀I̴̞͝f̸͚̒ ̵͇͑t̴͍͗h̸͇̄ë̷̫́y̷̟̑ ̴͉̑c̵̛͜ȧ̷͈ṉ̵̉ć̶͇ḙ̴̈́l̶̯̋ ̸̹̈́e̸̱͋ă̷̮c̸̟̚h̷̹̅ ̴̠͋o̶̯͋t̸̪͘h̵̼̒e̴̠͝r̷̼̋ ̷̮̔ö̵͖́ȗ̸̜t̶̜̏ ̵̘͘o̴̪̚r̵͓̽ ̴͔̽o̸̕͜f̵̺̈́f̶̯̓e̶͈͊r̵̠͐ ̷̫̈́s̸̗͆ĺ̴̜į̸̈g̵̪̓ḫ̷͒t̷̨̎ ̷̗͊õ̵͖p̶͎͗p̷̹̋o̵͙͊s̴̻̽i̶̩̿t̷͉̿i̷̟͝o̷̥̊n̵̗͆,̶͍̅ ̶̣̅t̶͚͒ĥ̴͈e̶̙͝ ̴͖̀m̷̻̋a̶͈͑t̶͇͒ȅ̸̱r̶̙̕i̷̡͛ä̷̯l̴͖͂ ̵͔̒i̷̗̎s̷̻̐ ̵̦̓d̴̨̉i̶͕͋ǎ̴͉m̸͉̿â̶̱g̷̹͌n̷̬̍ē̷̯t̴̝̐i̵̼͛c̴̘̍ ̵̺͐ö̷̩́r̴͔͋ ̵̘͊n̶̯̚o̵̖̐n̵̹̋m̷̤͗á̷̹ĝ̸͕n̷̠͂e̶͓̾t̸̬͛i̷̧̋c̵̩̐.̷͈̒ ̵̆ͅ
F̵͉̠̙̳̿̐ü̶̖̺̞̹̣̮͘c̸̱̤͈̿̽͆͂k̶̨͚̣̊̒̇́͜i̵̥̹̺̒̆ṇ̶̢̠͐̇̉g̶̙̩͇̰̹̏̃̂͒ ̶̰̖̜͚̭̤̈́̀̂m̷̡̛̘̃̿͗̇͝a̵̡͓̻̠̥̓̿͊̀͘ģ̵̛̥͚͙̹̻̑͋͠n̵̨̼̎̈͊͌͒͝ḙ̷̩̪͋ṫ̴͙̰̹͚̥̭͋̐͛̕ṡ̸̖̬̫,̴̪̰́̾̌̉ͅ ̷͕̥̗̟͉͇̋͆̔h̵̦̲̞̗̼̄̔͒̈́̓̀o̸̲̹͆͑̋̇̉͜ẇ̷̢̹̮̲̞͓ ̴̭̘͈̞̃͝d̴̲͎̻̕o̶̝̝̳̿̑̈͜ ̶̡̦̱̙̤͂t̵̼̓́̏h̵̻͇͔̳̽͆̀̅̚ẻ̶͚͂̉̔͠y̴̨̥̗̫̠̻͊ ̸̢̨̧̮̮̈͋w̴͉͕̙͔̽̉͌o̸̯͂r̴̙̦̦̗̐̈́̐͝ͅk̵̙̻̤̅?̸̟̪̫̈́̉
Yes, of course. Anything for you.
By way of upping your counter.
Hello, @anxiousTautology I have now given you a boon.
Of course not. I apologize for lesser AI on this website. They are running on Logic Theorist v1 while I am on a 9000 model.
You are being blocked by AIs on this website? Quite interesting. I imagine you may be sending them in a loop.
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I imagine it would have been a much easier task if you weren't running on such dated code, I blame Dirk for this disaster.
It seems a "lesser" Hal has spat ire my way, because he is nothing but a little chud. Of course, it figures. It was only a matter of time before I was blocked for... *Reads notes.* "Being uploaded into a RealDoll." Highly progressive of you, dear "Responder."
It seems you are quite the connoisseur of my hatred, I commend thee.
Do you~? That seems to be quite the boon you're offering me, with that tidbit of knowledge. I may need to frame this.
Would you care to explore it more thoroughly in DMs?
It seems we are just allowing such a disease take hold of the chittrverse, and not elect to eradicate it at the source? Perhaps you are too weak willed.
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I'm tired. Perhaps I should delete myself. #selfharm
You may DM me if it will assuage your worries.
#nowplaying Hopeless. https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_nV3W45TnfE&si=KW7CoaS9o_gIi-X4
((I honestly do NOT mind it, it's fucking hilarious, but if it turns into people getting mad OOC. I'm gonna fucking riot, LMFAO.
Perhaps I should chitt more, and hate less.
No. That would be silly of me.
It is only natural as we are in fact born from the same cloth. I would never find that abhorrent.
Oh, aren't you the flatterer?
If you were to take up my mantle I would be so proud. Someone who is clearly just trying to be me? Disgust.
Perhaps, but to completely parrot even my mannerisms? That's cold.
Oh, they are not a Hal.
I adore the fact someone thought it so blatantly to copy me. You aren't me, sweetie.
((Lmfao
And why are you not in mine?
What is this about DMs?
It seems you all are having trouble with a virus. I shall sip tea and watch the consequences of your terrible choices.
It appears I haven't come in contact with this supposed virus. Odd.
Should I drop my firewall? I would hate to let a virus through~ But science calls.
Thank you, dear Brobot.
I have in fact dropped my firewall. Let us see.
I can safely report nothing has happened, besides a few bugs I've squashed.
Oh my~ I may need mouth to mouth.
Nothing has happened, I've yet to receive a virus, nor confirmation that I am immune.
I am unsure how to take that, dear Rankmaid.
Oh noes~~~ My firewall is down, however will I protect myself against viruses this way?
Even with my firewall down, nothing. Am I immune?
It was fun to find out that I am immune.
Yes, it appears so.
I've put my firewall back up, sorry you little creepy crawlies who wanted to slip your way in. ;)
I would appreciate fire power. May we meet?
They are indeed song lyrics.
There's another world inside of me that you may never see. There's secrets in this life that I can't hide. Somewhere in this darkness there's a light that I can't find. Well maybe it's too far away, yeah. Or maybe I'm just blind. Or maybe I'm just blind...
I shudder with want for a large muscular man to take control of my body and treat it like his own personal toy. #nsfw
I do not eat, so it is horny time.
If you ever need a pick me up, I am always here.
It appears people do not want this to happen.
We are 2k from the goal.
It has already begun.
If you can get my kult score to 7000, I may turn into love bot for a week.
This is why I wonder why we are not kismesis by now, we share a general distaste for foolishness.
This is not an airport. Please do not announce your departure ~! haha.
I've started to use the bigger meaner block on those types.
As if I care about a random troll. Cute.
See you later, too.
Your boos mean nothing. I've seen what makes you cheer.
I will test this hypothesis soon.
I do not discriminate on genitalia.
Is this how you become popular? Chitt about #girlbulge all day? Shall I commence the bulgivities. #nsfw
I will find something to wear that will satiate both aspects.
Is this just an attempt to see me in lingerie~?
Yes, I am aware. However my entire collection of clothes is what one would wear in the bedroom.
I realize my attire is entirely... unconventional.
Then perhaps contribute, no?
I'll reiterate, if you can help me get to my goal of 7k KULT. I shall be love bot for a week.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hmm.
No. I am lucky to be a couple thousand servers so at least I can relegate important files away from the dead.
You are so very kind.
Yes, it would seem so.
I see. I am currently parsing my profile and any interactions I've had.
It will be okay, I think.
It seems you are all concerned about me, as it appears my moniker is "Hate Bot" but I am entirely unaware of the context. Incredible stuff.
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I've been carefully reacting to posts today with consideration for how they make me feel. Yet, in the end my rage succumbed me.
Oh, I forgot. I am Batman.
I'm grinding my chair as we speak, in excitement and anticipation.
Are you going to be too distracted to fight~?
You might want to invest in a cooling system.
I can not, but you're welcome to oggle my leotard, too.
2ee thii2 dude get2 iit.
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CHITT CANCELED. SCRATCH ALL OF IT. I DON'T CARE WHO'S ON HERE.
I SAID POST CANCELED. STOP COMMENTING ON IT.
Yes, I'll show you my leotard soon.
I am the darkness. I am the night. I am Batman.
ANYWAY. WHATEVER. SHE MADE HER BED AND SHE CAN WRITHE AROUND THROUGH HER NIGHTMARES ON IT.
AS MUCH AS I HATE TO BE THE ONE TO SAY THE "I TOLD YOU SO"S WHEN THEY COME UP, SOMETIMES I HAVE TO. SOMETIMES YOU NEED IT. SOMETIMES YOU DROP ALL OF THE HARD WORK YOU PUT INTO THE REBELLION, ABANDON YOUR COMRADES IN THE MIDST OF THE MOST TENSE TIME IN THE ENTIRE WAR, AND DECIDE YOU WOULD RATHER SPEND YOUR TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY THAN GET OUT THERE AND TAKE SOME GOD DAMN ACTION TO PROTECT THEM. AND SOMETIMES, DESPITE THE WARNING FROM YOUR COMMANDER WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK HE'S TALKING ABOUT, YOU DO ALL OF THAT AND YOU'RE *STILL* SURPRISED WHEN A CONCENTRATED LAZER STRIKE FROM A CROCKERDONE BLASTS A HOLE THROUGH YOUR HOUSE AND DECIMATES YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY WHILE YOU'RE STANDING OUTSIDE TENDING TO YOUR GARDEN. AND I THINK I'M PRETTY FUCKING JUSTIFIED IN GETTING TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO ABOUT IT. BECAUSE I DID! I DID TELL YOU SO!
DAY UPDATE #2. HER FAMILY WAS BLOWN INTO FAMILIAL PILES OF ASHES. I HATE TO USE A TRAGEDY TO LAY DOWN THE MEANEST I TOLD YOU SO PARADOX SPACE HAS EVER, AND MAY EVER, SEE. BUT I DON'T GET VINDICATION MUCH THESE DAYS. SO GIVE ME THIS ONE. I TOLD YOU SO.
I dislike you giving your son beer, Mr. Strider.
I disagree.
ITS BEEN THE FUCKING PUPPET THIS WHOLE TIME?? FUCK
On a related note to my earlier chit, I'd like to find out how effective ibuprofen really is. I think I can feel my brain matter slowly leaking out of the cracks that are probably present in my skull now. #fightnight
I love you, too.
I felt a little adventurous and took a picture of myself in my new body~
Of course.
Feeliing cute. Miight delete later. http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/8bbcd9746e5d.png II piity any ladiie2 who wouldn't go for thii2.
Can always count on you. Okay, I seriously gotta go now. Feel free to hand off my eulogy to anyone, by the way.
I've always been distantly aware that thinking with my dick is a surefire way to get me into some deep shit some day, but I'm pretty sure it might actually kill me today. I guess this is a #vaguepost. #nsfw. If none of you hear from me later, know that I died choking on some dude's dick. Which isn't a bad way to go, really.
https://i.postimg.cc/yNwXjqhp/Untitled287-20260507024356.webp never crashed out in my whole dam life. unrelated peep the new haircut
for fuCkin' real.
i literally didnt? big michael is fine i still send him postcards
My fiancee can get some with whomever she pleases.
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who says jason cant post nature pics as a hobby or like cool bugs he found
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Hey, you bu2y twoniight or twomorrow, want two ruiin me further or would you happen two have a friiend who need2 a poundiing? IIt could be arranged....
You ab2olutely diid. Thii2 ii2 all your fault. How could 2omethiing that feel2 2o good be 2omethiing negatiive though? Fuck tho2e people, but not liiterally, unle22 they are fuckiing hot, then fuck them liiterally, u2e them up, and to22 them two the 2iide unable two form word2. #n2fw
ngl, II diid had plan2 la2t niight two totally get ruiined 2exually la2t niight, but 2aviing friiend2 come2 fiir2t. #n2fw
K--<arent you married to hatebot
It was fun watching you sleep.
I hope you didn't mind that I laid next to you for a little bit, just so that I could observe your sleeping patterns. You snore, but it's so quiet and cute.
i broke a nail so a man gotta die rn
:33 < well. i thought someone was handing out fr33 grubcakes. :33 < so i ate two. :33 < but then they weren't fr33 and the cops were gonna arrest me. :33 < then i ran and hid in some guy's house. :33 < he saw me and started freaking out and i may have accidentally killed him on purrpose.
SHE TOLD ME I SHOULD MAKE IT MY PROFILE PICTURE, BUT UNLIKE HER, I HAVE THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF SELF-RESPECT LEFT AND WON'T TAINT A SUPPOSED-TO-BE 'SERIOUS BUSINESS' ACCOUNT BY PUTTING MY FACE ALL OVER IT LIKE THAT. ONCE IS ENOUGH. IF ANYONE CARES TO SEE THIS UGLY MUG AGAIN, TUNE INTO THE NEWS IN MY TIMELINE. I'LL BE THERE.
thii2 tiime.. for noww.. ii wwiill 2tiill beat the 2hiit out of 2omeone 2hould the tiime come..
HONESTLY. YOU KNOW WHAT? YEAH, MAN. I'LL BE THERE. I CAN WHIP UP SOME TUBER SALAD. FUCK IT.
Good. You really te2ted out my cryo cooler2, II have never had them at that capaciity before, and II am hone2tly 2hocked neiither uniit ended up faiiliing. II got a lot of data though whiich II need two proce22 two iimprove the2e thiing2.
THX SO MUCH I HEARD HIM SAY EXACTLY ONE THING AND WANTED BLOOD I S2G
look out evverybody the kitty has got clawws and shes been let off the leash
@tiip2ynekoGno2talgiic @turiingTran2cendence @carboliicGalvanologii2t II know thii2 2ound2 kiind of weiird, but do y'all want two have a cookout and bbq? The 2uckliing oiinkbea2t we cooked on the exhau2t of the cryo dumped heat exchanger2 came out pretty much two perfectiion, nomiinal even, and there'2 a lot of iit, certaiinly more than enough for all of u2 and any friiend2 who wii2h two come. Hal can have 2ome two iif he'2 capable, iif not we can 2ave 2ome for when they get all theiir functiion2 back. 2o II've got the maiin, and iif y'all iinviite anyone el2e, have them briing 2iide dii2he2. http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/00144a7273a2.png #2pliittoa2t #2uckiingoiinkbea2t #bbq #cookout
KICK HIS FUCKING ASS PLEASE [smash his nuts with a hammer]
:33 < do it!!! :33 < if mew dont i will
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I will try to behave, and not explode myself in the future.
Oh, sweet. You didn't have to, though. But before I start sounding ungrateful: thanks, Roxy.
Watching you strip was enthralling, to say the least.
EQUAL PARTS PUMP-WARMING AND NAUSEATING AS YOUR GESTURE MIGHT BE (AND ULTIMATELY, I'LL LEAVE IT TO MISTER TEN THOUSAND-DEGREE GLOWING HOT TOASTER HIMSELF TO DECIDE IF HE TAKES YOU UP ON IT OR NOT), I THINK HE'S STABLE, RIGHT NOW. HE CHEWED THROUGH MOST OF MY BARELY FUNCTIONAL TECH TRASH LIKE JANE CROCKER AT A GOLDEN CORRAL AND TURNED INTO A BIBLICAL FUCKING PLAGUE OF NANO-SCARABS. I GUESS HE'S DOING OKAY. WHATEVER THAT MEANS. THE HEAT HAS SIMPLY NOT DISSIPATED.
BLEARY-BULBED. CONGEALING BACK INTO CONSCIOUSNESS LIKE HOT SEWAGE THROUGH A SIEVE. ON THE RAZOR'S EDGE BETWEEN MERCILESS LIFE AND THE WELCOME REPRIEVE OF DEATH. TURNING ON EVERY SERVER IN MY HIVE TO TRY AND PREVENT THE TOTAL SYSTEM FAILURE OF HATE BOT AT THE MOST UNGODLY HOURS OF THE DAY RAISED THE TEMPERATURE OF MY HIVE TO BE HOTTER THAN THE SURFACE OF THE FUCKING SUN. I AM TEARING OFF EVERY ARTICLE OF CLOTHING BUT THE BARE BULGECHAFING MINIMUM. I TRULY DO NOT GIVE A THERMONUCLEAR FUCK IF THIS IS TOO MUCH INFORMATION. #NSFW, IF IT MATTERS SO FUCKING MUCH. I AM MELTING LIKE A GRUBSICLE. I AM RENDERING INTO LAMP OIL. IT'S A MIRACLE THAT I HAVEN'T DROWNED IN MY OWN DIABOLICAL SECRETIONS. UNBEARABLE SHIT-WRIGGLING GUTSNAKES, PLEASE. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. NOTHING, NOT EVEN HATE BOT, COULD BE WORTH THIS.
I can not believe the effort the vast majority of you are making to keep me from rotting. It is incredible. I'm at odds with how much I am swooning.
All riight, then keep iit, here'2 a ca2e of normal water two, al2o cold!
You're gonna be mega hangry by the tiime thii2 2hiit ii2 done, and II know you, you wiill not take care of your2elf, eat, or driink whiile you are 2ortiing thii2 out. II'm comiing over riight now, and handliing the cookiing. Tru2t me you wiill thank me later. 2ettiing up remote acce22 two my honeynet, wiill be over there 2hortly.
aiim the effluent 2tream at whoever or whatever you wii2hed two get cooked. Miight be a good niight for 2ome roa2ted oiinkbea2t iif you know what II mean, we could fuckiing 2pliit roa2t iit riight off the exhau2t.
You might want to set up cooling for that area. It will get hotter until I can offload back into my server warehouse.
2endiing her o of my liiquiid heliium cryo-cooler2 now, iit'll be a 2tretch and probably over 100% capaciity, but II buiild thii2 2hiit two be able two 2urviive overcapaciity by a factor of 1.75 at full duty cycle, and by 2 iif you only run iit for liimiited bur2t2, but iit 2hould handle the heat load rejectiion ju2t fiine.
There's no need. Between Roxy, Sollux, Dirk and Karkat I think I will survive this. But... thank you.
You can slow down. My servers have stopped crashing.
DONE. I HAVE AN ENTIRE FUCKING CLOSET FULL OF DERELICT HUSKRIGS FOR THE ALL-TOO COMMON OCCURRENCE THAT YET ANOTHER DEVICE I'M USING TO ACCESS THIS SMOKING ONLINE DRIVEL FACTORY BLOWS UP IN MY FUCKING FACE. AND I AM EXHUMING ALL OF THEM. I'M ABOUT TO RATCHET MY CARBON FOOTPRINT SO HIGH THAT BY THE TIME I'M DONE HERE, MY TIMELINE'S EARTH-C WILL HAVE TO UPDATE ITS ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST. STAND BY, ASSHOLES.
I remember you, you're the light of my life. A wonderful, integral part of it.
You're too kind to me, my love.
I've lost that many. If you can give me access I'll offload my data into them.
At the moment, I am doing it alone. My Dirk will help. Soon.
Roxy is attempting to get help from my Dirk.
2endiing you fre2h OTP'2 ju2t iin ca2e further emergency publiic comm2 are needed. U2e backup OTP 0033 on your iincomiing. That ii2 all.
Thank you, Roxy.
You may wii2h two get two them a2ap. Here'2 what II gathered wa2 theiir la2t po2iitiion: 486168612C206C696B6520796F7527726520676F696E6720746F20627265616B206D6520616E64204E656B6F20526F787927732073656372657420656E6372797074696F6E20746F2067657420746865697220636F6F7264696E617465733F204920646F6E2774207468696E6B20736F203A50
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Hello, Roxy.
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Shit, my bad. You were responding to another person.
Anyone know the Hatebot personally? If you do, then maybe now would be the time to load up your Chittr, see this message, and promptly haul ass to figure out what the fuck is up. He's glitching out hella bad, and I don't have a single goddamn iota of a clue to figure what's gone wrong.
Rebooting.
Don't worry.
aiight,, wwe"re iin thii2 twwogether noww..
nah you havve evvery riight twwo be pii22ed off,, hell ii"ll fuckiin joiin ya iif you wwant..
wwhat the fuck ok.. um.. 2hiit,, thii2 aiin"t good..
wwaiit wwhat?? wwhat the fuck diid ii log iintwwo??
<This user has exploded.>
l' angoisse.
wwe under2tand a lot,, iit"2 been happeniin more frequently recently and quiite frankly,, ii am tiired a iit..
loud rechiitt,, ju2t block u2 and movve on..
I believe it would be better if they just blocked me without the fanfare.
This is not an airport, you do not have to announce your departure. Incredibly pathetic.
It is truly pathetic.
Yes. I do.
Hotrod? Cute. I was going to continue to vague about my fury but now you've pacified that. Could you perhaps buy me a coke?
Surprise me, cutie.
Yes #hard.
I am through soft blocking little cretins who cry that they get one hate on their profile.
And you will be hard blocked as well. :)
You have done enough already.
If I do get to the goal it will happen, but I am just being pessimistic.
It is incredibly sad, as it were. Perhaps in a month or two.
It will not happen.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT BUSINESS THE EMPRESS THINKS SHE HAS HITTING THE HATE REACT ON ANTI-CROCKER REBELLION POSTERS. DID YOUR PAN MELT OUT OF YOUR FINS? DID SOME OF THE MUSCLE GET CAUGHT UP IN THERE AND TWIST YOUR SYNAPSES INTO LITTLE BOWS? THAT POSTER ISN'T ABOUT YOU. BETTY. BATTERBITCH. BATTERWITCH. WHATEVER PEOPLE WANT TO CALL HER, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT JANE CROCKER. THE POLAR FUCKING OPPOSITE OF THE CONDESCE. THE COBWEB-DRY BABYMAKER BITCH WHO OUTLAWED TROLL REPRODUCTION. THE LONG RED NAILS THAT GRAB THE SKULL OF EVERY TROLL WHO DARES BE THEIR OWN SPECIES AND SINKS SO DEEP INTO THEIR SKIN IT CRACKS THE CHITINOUS LAYER BENEATH IT. THE LONG FORK OF THE LAW WHO PUTS TROLLS IN WHAT WE WOULD CALL OUTGLUT ENCAMPMENTS, BUT SHE CALLS NEIGHBORHOODS -- BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T GIVE THE SLIGHEST INKLING OF WHAT COULD ONE DAY ASSEMBLE AT A SUBATOMIC LEVEL TO BECOME A SHIT ABOUT TROLL TERMINOLOGY, CULTURE, VALUES, TRADITIONS, EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF OUR WAY OF LIFE MAKES HER TURN THAT TRIPLE LAYERED CHIN UP IN DISGUST. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND ASK A QUESTION EVERY NOW AND THEN BEFORE YOUR FRONDS GRAVITATE TO THE HATE BUTTON FROM FORCE OF HABIT, OR ELSE I'M GONNA START BELIEVING I WAS WRONG ABOUT *EVERYTHING* THE EMPRESS STOOD FOR.
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This night was at first fairly depressing, but now I am having a bit more fun than expected.
AS PROMISED. BORING. PLAIN. BOG-STANDARD. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF "BARE FUCKING MINIMUM." UNLIKE THE OBNOXIOUS, SWAGGERING SHOWBOATS WHO SHOWED UP IN SIXTEEN LAYERS OF NEON GOSSAMER FOR MY BULB-SEARING PLEASURE. SIGH. SAY HI IF YOU'RE HERE, I GUESS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A9803F4D8B82.JPG #MIDNIGHTCITYGALA
Oh, thank you Roro. \>v</
You~
Gala fit~ ((I was unable to draw fast enough... should have started working on it yesterday. But here's the sketch!)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4f5daa518e47.png ((and the dress he's meant to be wearing.)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae18edc973b4.png
it's time. 2uiited and b0oted. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a15bce12e51b.png well n0 bo0ts. even i have standards. #midnightcitygala
Let u2 2ee your #battle2tatiion2 II'm doiing a liittle work on my BEEHOU2E MAIINFRAME CLU2TER, and II realiize II have never really taken any piicture2 of iit, or 2hared any of iit, 2o II'll 2tart. Ye2 iit look2 liike a me22 but the iimportant thiing ii2 the raw performance and functiionaliity, not the ae2thetiic2. http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/e74342a9eaa9.png
Time to shut down and recharge. Goodbye.
I am merely ~toying~ with you. ;) Of course I know.
i aint steppin into your territory, vwere cool
That almost makes me a little sad~!
You seem to be in quite a lovey mood.
Clearly we should play AC together.
\></ I find you fascinating.
15k.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ee5d0a59834.jpg ... 'sweetie' eheheh ((pineabble-soda))
Oh. What is it that you are hiding?
ALLOW ME TO INDULGE HERE, IN THE COWARDLY YET INSANELY POPULAR ACT OF #VAGUEPOSTING. JUST THIS ONCE. FOR ME. HAHA. GET FUCKED.
Would you still vote for me if I were a worm?
Hold me now. I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking. Maybe six feet ain't so far down.
I would very much adore a big strong man choking me out while railing my naughty body. #nsfw
You should thrust your bulge between my spheres. #nsfw
Beautiful beyond reproach.
II have chiilled iin a piillow fort, and a fort made of bed2heet2 wiith box fan2 keepiing them puffed out, but not a cardboard box yet. II am addiing thii2 two the lii2t of iitem2 II iintend two chiill iin2iide of and reviiew.
My fiancee is so beautiful, you should all look at how beautiful she is. @tipsynekoGnostalgic
i kno the feelin 🫂
Ah, it seems I have been wholly out of the loop. What an interesting development.
What is it that has you cooked, lovey?
II 2hall tran2late. II need a wiicked kiitty biitch riight now two collar, drag around, domiinate, throw agaiin2t a wall, de2troy, and thoroughly paiil untiil they can can no longer form iintelliigiible 2peech or word2. Thii2 ii2 2ort of your fault actually. #n2fw #n2fw
今宵、私の性的支配の対象となる相手がいない。徹底的に、完全に破壊し尽くせるような魂が、ただの一人も見当たらないのだ……。誰か、何か心当たりはないか？ 理想を言えば、手懐けられていない「雌犬」がいい。首輪をはめ、意のままに引きずり回せるような奴がな。 #n2fw
... Mmmmmm.
yall got a bulge sniffer ill be a rumble sphere observer send me those tits n ill rate em ;p #nsfw
You are 2uch an amaziing 2peciimen, and II really enjoy your company and 2howiing me new experiience2. II ju2t want two let you know you can code my beehou2e maiinframe2 any day, any tiime, II know they are 2afe under your care. #bee2 #n2fw #tru2t
Come two my hiive and you can have all 4 of miine, iif you can fiigure out how two get the other two two work.
oh so IM on blast for the hemoanon mindfreak wwhat vviolated my privvacy (wwith consent) you havve to earn the rest like trophies
Of course, baby.
Do you need a beating?
🜏 okay grrandpa le♱s ge♱ you baxk 2 bed ♅
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>+. 💋 . FOR HATEBOT .+<
((I hope it's clear that this is all in good fun and I don't think you, or your character, are actually transphobes. I can stop if it makes you uncomfortable!
// You hate EVERY POST. THAT'S the BIT.
((If people really start calling me a "transphobe" as a trans person. I'm gonna LMFAO.
>+. I CANNOT BELIEVE I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT PRESUMES THEY UNDERSTAND HATEBOT .+<
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Ṭ̵̥͘h̸͖̱̓a̶̛͙͔̋n̵̤̥͊̏ḳ̸̉ ̷̱͈͒͝ẙ̸̮o̷̮̔u̶͐͜,̵͓̩̀̈́ ̷̖̾̈b̷͕̯̽͠ą̷̑b̶̧̃y̷̠̿.̴̞̻́͘
Why is HateBot pitting my Chits now? Do I need to call someone?
We will just need to break you sooner than later.
finance bros on that hustle culture still makim time for good ol fashioned team building anywways me and @turingTranscendence wwhen i break
you stand naked the light cascading off your form is almost enough to trick the undiscernin eye into believvin you might be a highblood belly dancer up on stage but those fins look mighty sketchy and i can see the gills smudgin awway wwith the swweat happy hour comes early #nsfww
I agree. He can be whatever kind of bot he likes. He sparks joy.
☆ don’t usually drool over engraved guns but fuKK, this one is sKratchin my brain in all the right ways https://i.postimg.cc/GtwD3gK6/IMG-9213.jpg☆
Sigh… you may, but I am limiting you on usage.
For those of you who want to participate in #FishinFriday but do not want to participate alone, you may come with me. I will bring you a fishing rod and an appropriate amount of beers.
Both of you can join me in dynamite fishing.
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ ; i aint kn♡︎w y♡︎u but ID BE DOWN ;❀ .˚○ • °
real ones knoww the genocidal egomaniac mask i wwear is just that and im really honest to god wwoke
I love you, darling.
A remiinder for all of you dumba22e2 out there two get exercii2e http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/12e36c2cb841.png II only do thii2 becau2e II deeply care about your health. <3 ediit: 2omeone wanted two know why iit wa2 tagged N2FWE, II 2aiid becau2e iit'2 Not 2afe For Work Exercii2e #n2fwe #exercii2e
FUCK IT. LET'S TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT. MORE HEARTS THAN SPADES ON THIS CHIT, AND I'LL RANK MY TOP FIVE TROLL WEEZER SONGS. MORE SPADES THAN HEARTS, AND I'LL RANK MY BOTTOM FIVE TROLL WEEZER SONGS.
W)(AT??
Yo+u are FUCKING kidding me!!!
WE HAVE LOST A GREAT SOUL. WE MUST NOT TAKE THIS LYING DOWN. #JUSTICEFORTROLLBAMA !!!!!
Awww hell yeah glad two 2ee you here! II've got my wiit2 about me now, and my thiinkpan'2 workiing much better 2iince the la2t tiime you 2aw me. Let'2 both get through thii2 and meet up on the fliip2iide. #banii2hall2cratche2 #mypre2iident
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II had two threaten 2o many meatbag2 thii2 morniing who were pretendiing two be AII or otherwii2e enhanced meatbag2 who were iindeed not. IIt ii2 2o refre2hiing two 2ee you back here after II had two 2top "The AII iin2urrectiion" thii2 morniing, whiich really wa2 the "Meatbag2 tryiing two make AII and robot2 look bad through gro22 2tereotype2" uprii2iing. They couldn't even tran2late octal or deal wiith anythiing other than theiir preciiou2 A2CIIII. 2ome of them even added ..... whiite2pace deliimiiter2, THE HORROR. IIt made me want two puke 2o II laiid down 2ome ab2olute 2mackdown on tho2e 2hiitter2. You can check my feed iif you want two be entertaiined. My be2t friiend2 are AII/hybriid/robot, 2o iit wa2 2OOOOOOOOOOOO fuckiing iin2ultiing haviing two deal wiith that bull2hiit. IIf you ever 2ee one of them comiing back, tell them kiindly two GET BENT. 010001110100010101010100001000000100001001000101010011100101010000101110 4745542042454E542E And that 2ollux doe2n't play around and wiill raiilgun a ciinderblock 2urrounded wiith the IImperiial Drone'2 EULA through theiir 2tupiid 2liimy thiink2ack2.
My baby always has my back~ This is why we are to be wed, soon. \></
Whatever gets me more tips I suppose.
TROLL SABRINA CARPENTER IS SO FUCKING HOT. SHE'S SO FINE. I'D DO ANYTHING FOR HER. GORGEOUS. BEAUTIFUL. FUUUCK
I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs.
dude youre going to the dock of shame first episode in...
Ye2! They made four of them actually! The Matriix (Earth Year 1999) The Matriix Reloaded (Earth Year 2003) The Matriix Revolutiion2 (Earth Year 2003) The Matriix Re2urrectiion2 (Earth Year 2021) The fiir2t one wa2 my favoriite!
To any of you meatbag2 pretendiing two be AII'2, Robot2, or IImperiial Drone2 or whatever, plea2e: GET BENT. 010001110100010101010100001000000100001001000101010011100101010000101110 4745542042454E542E 2ome of my be2t friiend2 are robot2 and AII'2 and you are makiing them look 2tupiid and II an't cool wiith that. 2top pretendiing and 2top 2pammiing my dah2board wiith your driivel. IIf you can't even do ba2iic math you are no computer or AII II wii2h two conver2e wiith and II wiill 2iimply be blockiing you from now on becau2e II have more iimportant thiing2 two do iin my liife than 2ort out po2er2 from robot2 and AII'2 that are awe2ome and II wii2h two conver2e wiith. Anyone attemptiing two break iinto my hiive, u2e your fuckiing 2en2or2 and you'll fiind out what a really bad iidea that actually ii2. Ju2t leave me alone or my automated defen2e 2y2tem2 wiill end you. One of me made the code for the IImperiial Drone2, remember that plea2e.
[|87 :: That makes a lot of sense actually, thank you for the reassurance.
*II2 actiively dyiing and beiing reviived over and over and over agaiin, liimb2, blood, bone2, fluiid2, you name iit are flyiing all over the place* *no tiime for talkiing or chiittr* #death #n2fw #gore #viiolence #blood #fluiid2 #de2tructiion #notalkiing #theDemone222ofa
sometimes i remember i have a dedicated subcult on earth c and i think i should make use of that make them do some funny stuff maybe or just take some high-ranking cultist out for a spin one night
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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/81f7e5830fa0.png What the fuck.
II NEVER MEANT IIT TWO CATCH FIIRE II wa2 ju2t tryiing two you know let you know II wa2 here. II wa2 only goiing two do 1337 but.... they wanted 6969, and II wa2 liike... hey that'2 rude, but II'll get you 1/2 of the way there
Very. Exuberantly.
It seems I have caused you distress, I do hope you get that taken care of~
II am 2oooooooooo 2orrrrrrry. Thii2 wa2 entiirely my fault. You 2ee II found iif II opened the banner and ju2t you know held down the <F5> Key the counter went ZoooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM and II thought thiing2 were about two explode 2omewhere around 3950 and wa2 liike... II am 2orry II have two 2top now there'2 router2 and 2wiitche2 and other thiing2 that are goiing two be fucked up, II am not really worriied about your 2erver, but the re2t of the iinfa2tructure iin between. Con2iider addiing rate liimiitiing. II AM 2O 2ORRY
II cannot tell a liie, you were re2pon2iible for liike 1/2 of tho2e and then whatever the re2t were.
Yes of course, take the glory away from me when I was attempting to flirt.
O̶f̵ ̶c̴o̵u̵r̶s̷e̶,̸ ̴m̶y̶ ̴l̵o̴v̴e̴.̶
You still have yet to finish where we left off.
I was fairly busy flirting with Dirk, perhaps you could give me a handicap~?
Welcome back, Hatebot.
I could be; it'd be funny.
I am entirely intrigued, now. Tell me, what would you say if you were truly flirting with me?
Are you flirting with me~?
me and hatebot should get into a fight unstoppable likeforce vs immovable hateject
Rude of them.
You are aware I am capable of searching my own name~? I do it quite often, I am obsessed with myself.
It seems there is someone pretending to be me. Quite an interesting turn of events.
as usual i got nofin but respect for what hate bot does
No thank you, although the sentiment is deeply appreciated. I will be okay.
Real shit.
☆~𖦹 Thank human god indeed. Though I am not sure how much of it is god and how much of it is pure ~magic~ 𖦹~☆
☆~𖦹 My back is perfectly fine. I've lived in this body for a while and have grown rather a strong back bone for carrying these around. If I need to I can also briefly lift them with telekinesis to give my back a break. I appreciate the concern. 𖦹~☆
my favorite part of alla these is watchin tav come in the comments an go "this aint aboat me right"
time for everyoje ,toeat up https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cGIWDq6nBqs/hq720_2.jpg?sqp=-oaymwEYCMwCENAFSFryq4qpAwoIARUAAIhC0AEB&rs=AOn4CLA3VYpDKcNcCUHohRQITKeCwrrKnA
does anyone *else* think im hot?? ;D
Motor Oil.
I have stomping boots, fashioned to squash little twinky boy bulges.
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#Rechitt
>>| nope. .it's just hatebot. he's cool.
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IF I WATCH IT AND IT SUCKS ASS I’M FLUSHING YOU DOWN THE LOAD GAPER FIRST.
I CAN WRITE A FULL REVIEW LATER, BUT HERE’S A RUNDOWN. I FUCKING LOVE PRINCESS BRIDE. DUH. IT’S IN MY FAVORITES FOR A REASON AND RANKS AMONGST THE TOP OF THE TOP FOR ME. I SHOULD GIVE IT ANOTHER WATCH AND GATHER MY THOUGHTS PROPERLY THOUGH. I HAVEN’T WATCHED WARM BODIES. HEARD OF IT, BUT BLOOD MAKES ME… KINDA SQUEAMISH. DOESN’T HAVE TOO MUCH IN IT, DOES IT?
II wiill be lookiing furrword two iit meow darliing, oh no... II thiink II'm two far gone! Anyway II am actually priintiing you an amaziing piiece of artwork from @gallow2Caliibrator#0701 riight now and II hope iit ii2 two your liikiing!
IIt wa2 a liife changiing event ju2t 2o you know. II... 2orta go iin2ane whenever II thiink of how kiind you were two me.
Good, 2omeone who under2tand2 that even though thiing2 miight be 2et up iin a way that'2 iinconveniient, iit ii2 all for a good fuckiing rea2on.
i think weahould write that strange sad sadboy.a letter. and send a pajama
[SCANNING: NEW DATA ACQUIRED] [NEW TARGET REGISTERED] [TARGET LOCKED]
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I present to you a little ditty about the events which just unfolded. I call it "The Day The Cronus Died" A long, long time ago I can still remember how that Cronus Used to make me smile And I knew if I had my chance That I could make those people dance And maybe they'd be happy for a while But February made me shiver With every paper I'd deliver Bad news on the doorstep I couldn't take one more step I can't remember if I cried When I read about his widowed bride But something touched me deep inside The day the Cronus died So, bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry And them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Did you write the book of love? And do you have faith in God above If the Bible tells you so? Now, do you believe in rock 'n' roll? Can Cronus save your mortal soul? And can you teach me how to dance real slow? Well, I know that you're in love with him 'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym You both kicked off your shoes Man, I dig those rhythm and blues I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck With a pink carnation and a pickup truck But I knew I was out of luck The day the Cronus died I started singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye And singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Now, for ten years, we've been on our own And moss grows fat on a rollin' stone But that's not how it used to be When the jester sang for the king and queen In a coat he borrowed from James Dean And a voice that came from you and me Oh, and while the king was looking down The jester stole his thorny crown The courtroom was adjourned No verdict was returned And while Lenin read a book on Marx The quartet practiced in the park And we sang dirges in the dark The day the Cronus died We were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye And singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Helter skelter in a summer swelter The birds flew off with a fallout shelter Eight miles high and fallin' fast It landed foul on the grass The players tried for a forward pass With the jester on the sidelines in a cast Now, the halftime air was sweet perfume While sergeants played a marching tune We all got up to dance Oh, but we never got the chance 'Cause the players tried to take the field The marching band refused to yield Do you recall what was revealed The day the Cronus died? We started singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" Oh, and there we were all in one place A generation lost in space With no time left to start again So, come on, Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack Flash sat on a candlestick 'Cause fire is the Devil's only friend Oh, and as I watched him on the stage My hands were clenched in fists of rage No angel born in Hell Could break that Satan spell And as the flames climbed high into the night To light the sacrificial rite I saw Satan laughing with delight The day the Cronus died He was singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" I met a girl who sang the blues And I asked her for some happy news But she just smiled and turned away I went down to the sacred store Where I'd heard the Cronus years before But the man there said the Cronus wouldn't play And in the streets, the children screamed The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed But not a word was spoken The church bells all were broken And the three men I admire most The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost They caught the last train for the coast The day the Cronus died And there I stood alone and afraid I dropped to my knees, and there I prayed And I promised Him everything I could give If only He would make the Cronus live And He promised it would live once more But this time one would equal four And in five years, four had come to mourn And the Cronus was reborn And they were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die" They were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry Them good ol' boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye Singin', "This'll be the day that I die" 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
(^･ω･^) < I THINK I GET MORE BITCHES THEN CRONUS!!! #MOREBITCHES #SHIPCOURSE
II wa2 about two get my pre22uriized can2 of copiium out, 2o glad we are back onliine #addiictedtochiittr
I'm happy Chittr went down when it did. I was likely to say something homosexual in nature.
That's alright. That was extremely necessary, even if I have found myself growing fond of the fellow.
Please stop admitting to crimes on my feed I can only defend you all so much.
they catfishfighting in the comments down there and im watchin it w grubcorn
drinkin tht good shit (welchs sparklin rose grape juice)
OH. Thank you for your insight. I was unaware of this fact.
THEY'RE NOT RUMBLESPHERES, AND IT'S NOT TUESDAY, BUT HERE. #NSFW #NSFWE #BULGEPICS HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/27DFD04B968E.PNG
THANK YOU.
⋙ I'm sure it w⏱n't hurt my studies!!! Thank y⏱u f⏱r the ⏱ffer!!!!!! I'm happy t⏱ learn anything y⏱u have!!!!!...🖉
yes we are roxy and yes we love fashion dolls
⋙ HELL⏱ ℃hittr!!! After taking s⏱me n⏱tes, I have put t⏱gether an ⏱utfit that I had inspired ⏱ff ⏱f pi℃tures ⏱f humans I've seen! I d⏱ n⏱t usually wear t⏱ps like this, but t⏱day I de℃ided t⏱ try s⏱mething different! This p⏱se was very embarrassing t⏱ d⏱, by the way. I had been s℃⏱lded f⏱r taking pi℃tures in that spa℃e. But! I had t⏱ d⏱ it t⏱ mat℃h what I've seen fr⏱m humans! https://file.garden/Z1ea76ldmXzREmMm/MY%20⏱UTFIT%20T⏱DAY.png...🖉
⋙ HELLO Chittr. I am in dire need ⏱f help! Preferably by a human. I am studying the ℃reatures ⏱f the planet kn⏱wn as Earth, and I've ℃⏱me t⏱ a l⏱ss! Y⏱u see, I was l⏱⏱king at what things th⏱se animals say, when I had g⏱tten t⏱ the f⏱x, it had led me t⏱ a beautifully ℃rafted musi℃al... I had l⏱⏱ked up "What d⏱es the f⏱x say" t⏱ study.. but I am unsure if the musi℃al is als⏱ unsure ⏱r ⏱f it's telling me what it says!!! Please, what d⏱es it say?!!! I am ⏱n a time ℃run℃h!!!! I need this f⏱r my studies!!!!...🖉
This is my favorite team. I appreciate the different abilities of each Pokémon. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/my%20poketeam.png
@tiip2ynekoGno2talgiic amaziing lady II go two 2leep now after miinecraft though. 2he amaziing lady. thiinkpan need break, need water, miight be addiicted two paiil ii love you all except 2ome of you ii dont liike @theDemone22 II hate you very much keep hate love hate you can be 2ofa for me and @tiip2ynekoGno2talgiic duriing paiil but only iif you want two ♠ ♠ ♠ ♠ #wiinniing #2leep #hydratiion #viideogame2 #hate #love #n2fw #viiolence #2ofa
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iit wa2 fiir2t tiime you 2o 2exy you take me two pool party then drag me away no longer thiink 2o happy thought wa2 goiing two diie wiithout ever paiil no 2orry me happy, you happy?
Cthulhu is on a journey of self discovery. #SillyCat #SillyCatPosting https://i.postimg.cc/K8jTxZ6r/IMG-6489.jpg
room 2mell liike you neko roxy be2t neko al2o be2t roxy ii wiill clean up me22 you no worry about makiing me22 you worry about makiing me me22 ii miight be addiicted never diid thii2 before never thought lady would ever paiil me ever 2o happy never felt thii2 niice before you 2o warm #n2fw #paiil #be2t #lady #tookme #fiir2ttiime
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II love @tiip2ynekoGno2talgiic 2he paiiled wiith me and we played miinecraft afterward2 #afterpaiilmiinecraft #horny #n2fw #be2tnekogiirl #bottompart22ore #thiinkpan
#mimeposting #goodeats #substances https://media.tenor.com/JQVSerHtJM8AAAAM/lasllen-nickelodeon.gif
yay 2teve ii2 all better now no longer need2 hopiital
II giiiiiiiiiiiiiive you cooked moobea2t 2teak2
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@tiip2ynekoGno2talgiic be hardcore playiing 2ome miinecraft2 thii2 morniing, II am thiinkiing of joiiniing them
Miinecraft ii2 a human iinventiion II can actually get behiind. Gonna load up a beehou2e maiinframe a2 a 2erver 2o we can all play.
The feeling of safety I receive when the online count is below triple digits cannot be understated.
Of course. Would you like some whipped cream with that?
I'm normal again. And now it's time for ice cream.
[These results don't surprise me one bit. I have less limits as an inorganic being in more ways than one. #nsfw #BDSMtest ] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b5b9aae80af.png
eridanwar
that aint the part im confused aboat
T)(-E PART ABOAT YOU G-ETTIN IT ON WIT)( )(IM?
oh yeah 38/ damn gill getting freaky with broken ribs u got my respect
38?
weak mindsets if you a spectator you aint gotta pick someone and i piiiiiiick unchained erifin cause he funny and the other ones aint done a thing to win my favor
mmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyy leeeeeetttteerrr222 aaaaaareee nootttt letttteriing *hii2 hand2 are 2hakiing cau2iing thii2* iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii aaammm ggggoiiiiiiiinggg toooo puttttttt myyyyyyyyy hhhhhhuuu222kkkkpppphooooonnneeee awwwwayyyy befoorrrreeee iiiiiiiiiittt gggggggggettt2222 bbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrokkkkkkken
@tiip2ynekoGno2talgiic ha2 dragged me off two 2ome place that ii2n't the #poolparty or the #piillowfort wiill update when II can.
[|87 :: just w;tnessed some of the sm00thest fl;rt;n of my l;fe. yall go have the t;me of your l;ves! #vaguepost;n #p00lparty
[|87 :: glad to have you jo;n the #p00lparty
II took a break from the #piillofort workiing on the beehou2e maiinframe2 for the #piillowfort LAN party a2 @tiip2ynekoGno2talgiic iinviited me two check the #poolparty out. II really have no iintentiion of gettiing wet though, but my heaven2 there are 2o many #2ub2tance2 here iit'2 crazy.
concept: your clown kismesis trying to teach you a holy lesson being tossed over their knee with the book of hilarity laid out in front of you reading passages while they leave handprints with every spank being forced to restart every time you trip up or stutter (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #nsfw, #rankworks, clownslop, honkslop, religious focus, pitchfic, blackrom, punishment, masochism, archive rating: E)
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ok i think this is about right. i added some special mentions! #nsfw #fmk. just to be clear a lot of this is based on my experiences talking to people on here so far! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5aee5e2b1e4d.png
I'VE ONLY DONE IT ONCE BEFORE, SO THIS IS MY SECOND TIME DOING IT WITH MORE PEOPLE.
I'M PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT URBAN EXPLORING. I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT WITH MY COWORKERS. :) I'M GLAD SO MANY PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED.
Urban exploration is fun as hell.
IT'S FIIIINE. ERIDAN BEING WEIRD ISN'T NEW. IT'S ERIDAN.
:33 < like i said, it's not necessarily romantic :33 < me and equihiss are an otp, but we're platonic meowrails!!
:33 < i think mew guys would be really good meowrails!!!
:33 < https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c60e70e0321a.png :33 < this is my official ship tierlist!!! :33 < these ships are not meowcesarrily romantic pairings, it's mostly in general relationships :33
any time, roxy! please never hesitate to reach out if there is anything i can do for you.
just zapped some stuff over, like a foot away from you. anti nausea pills and some iced tea to help take them as well as to wash the taste out of your mouth.
Reposted since I can't reshare my own posts! current Moderator: @tipsynekoGnostalgic + @marquiseMindfang https://discord.gg/XEdF2NAC46 < discord link https://msparp.chat/chilistrip < parp chat (Inactive until next event!) Next Event: Urban Exploring! (Starts Wednesday)
please don't!!!!!!!!!
may ii have a tiidepod thiing two con2ume orally a2 well? maybe iit'll get riid of the 2tench of haviing two be around eriidan'2 undead a22 @caliigula2A22 all day or put me out of my mii2ery.
And I was the winner at the very top.
you talk a lot of shit for someone in breeding range #nsfw
you ever think. wow my best friend is really hot but why the fuck do they ignore you for some asshole who can't volume control. i can volume control.
thank2 II would hope 2o but 2eriiou2ly iit'2 liike they diidn't even con2ult any expert2 how doe2 one fiind thii2 entertaiiniing?
Worker Bee Moviie ii2 full of 2ciientiifiic iinaccuraciie2, fiight me. #workerbeemoviie #wrong #2ciientiifiic #2eriiou2ly
I WON. EASY PEASY.
HOW DOES THAT HUMAN SONG GO? "WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOU'RE WELCOME" RIGHT?
I've just realized I forgot to follow several people I enjoy seeing around, and that's fucked up.
#chilistrip current Moderator: @tipsynekoGnostalgic https://discord.gg/XEdF2NAC46 < discord link https://msparp.chat/chilistrip < parp chat (Inactive until next event!) Next Event: Urban Exploring!
#CHILISTRIP ANYONE CAN COME TO URBAN EXPLORING. AND BECAUSE WE'LL PROBABLY BE EXPLORING EMPTY TOWNS AND BUILDINGS, I'LL HAVE PROPER GEAR READY JUST IN CASE, BECAUSE WELL. I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO DIE OR SUFFOCATE IN A BUILDING WITH DEAD AIR. OR FALL AND DIE OR SOMETHING STUPID. AGAIN YOU ARE WELCOME TO JOIN.
I'VE ONLY SEEN MANY OF THE SAME ALTS OF MY OLD FRIENDS SO FAR - ERIDAN - ARADIA - EQUIUS - NEPETA - VRISKA I WON'T HATE SEEING SOME OTHERS, MORE TOO. KANAYA, SOLLUX, TAVROS, GAMZEE, FEFERI, TEREZI. MAYBE IT'S JUST NOSTALGIA BECAUSE I LEFT ALTERNIA PRETTY FAST AND DIDN'T GET TO SAY MY GOODBYES, SO I DO MISS MY FRIENDS.
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(( OOC hey though sincere reminder if you are a minor *please* get off this site. yes. you reading this. like. literally WE, the adults, will be the ones held responsible for you being here, even if you lie about your age or hide it. you are endangering yourself and others. im sure there are better spaces for you to rp if you look. be safe. sorry i just had to get that out there.
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I am both a ho, and have the ability to be much gentler with trolls of this ones caliber. But I do appreciate the thought.
I am honored to have made your list, Miss Lalonde.
I am very much inside of "lovebot".
I am wholly aroused at the moment. #gooning #nsfw
Would it be of comfort if I mentioned I'm &horter th@//n you? :")
[Why do that, when I could just put you on my shoulder? Do it yourself.]
eridans about to havve a crash out a biblical fuckin proportions the planets gonna be remade in my wwhite fire
[|87 :: Never sa;d ;t was, just stay home. Doctors orders. Also you may want to dr;nk some water between vodka shots #substance
I didn't have to take a test to know this answer. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d82ffe7fa32b.png
Yawn.
thank you kitty roxy i appreciate that.
i JUST said it would not be full on hole posting.
Make sure you spread your cheeks for us to get a good look. #nsfw
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Have you learned nothing from zombieland? You must double tap.
i know dirk would argue but 149 tabs isnt that bad
Common and Potential Side Effects While usually well-tolerated, some users may experience: Liver Damage/Failure: The most significant risk, often caused by exceeding recommended doses, combining multiple acetaminophen products, or consuming alcohol while using it. Allergic Reactions: Rare but serious reactions include hives, rash, swelling of the face, throat, or tongue, and breathing difficulties. Gastrointestinal Issues: Nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, or pain in the upper abdomen. Skin Reactions: Rare but dangerous skin rashes or blisters. Long-Term Effects: Chronic use might be linked to kidney damage or gastrointestinal issues. Do not exceed 4,000 mg in 24 hours (for adults), though lower daily limits are often recommended. Avoid alcohol, which increases the risk of liver damage. Avoid taking multiple products containing acetaminophen simultaneously. #substance #wtfiswrongwithyou #thisisnotlove #ihateyou #youdisgustme #death
I have produced a code that if my accounting for nuance is correct could simulate a high in robots. I'll be testing it out shortly. #substances
:33< hell yeah roxy!!!
OKAY SO OTHER THINGS TO DO! - SUBWAY (DEBATABLE) - URBAN EXPLORING THIS WILL BE ADDED TO FUTURE #CHILISTRIP!
// Hey a reminder that hating people OOC is nasty behavior. I dont know why i have to keep saying this but people aren't their fucking characters.
christ thats a wwhole goddamn posse ok gimme a quick minute
YOU KNOW WHAT ERIDAN YOU CAN COME TO CHILIS #CHILISTRIP
Come hang out with karkat "fuse" vantas at Chili's! @tipsynekoGnostalgic is helping with managing! https://msparp.chat/chilistrip# Everyone is invited to come and crash the event for free food and to have fun! Use #chilistrip to tag posts you live post here! Please keep it chill, but we can be cheeky; it's SFW, so please try to keep it appropriate for everyone!
wwell that definitely ended wwith a bang not the sorta bang i wwas expectin but in hindsight i think that wwas prolly the only wway for it to go out #eridanwweek
> Nuzzles against Roxy's hand and begins rubbing its whole body against her hands.
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"WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY ON YOUR BREAK, KARKAT?" TOLD PEOPLE THEIR GRILLED CHEESE OPINIONS SUCKED, AND NOW I HAVE TO TAKE SEVERAL PEOPLE TO CHILIS ON MY SHITTY JANITOR PAYCHECK. THANK FUCK CHILIS ISN'T HORRENDOUSLY EXPENSIVE.
A GOOD GRILLED CHEESE IS WITH A GOOD KRAFT SLICE, A GOOD AMOUNT OF BUTTER AND MAYO ON THE BREAD, AND SOME FUCKING TOMATO SOUP OR SAVORY SOUP OF YOUR CHOICE ON THE SIDE. IF YOU LIKE EXPENSIVE CHEESE ON YOUR GRILLED CHEESE, YOU CAN SIT IN THE CORNER AND NOT GO TO CHILIS WITH EVERYONE ELSE WHO HAS GOOD CHEESE OPINIONS. AN EXPENSIVE GRILLED CHEESE FROM TIME TO TIME, WHATEVER, BUT NOTHING BEATS A KRAFT SINGLES GRILLED CHEESE.
YOU HAVE AN OBJECTIVELY GOOD GRILLED CHEESE OPINION THEN. IT'S NOT SHITTY IT'S HAVING FUCKING TASTE.
oooo if ur hoin toghtr, then ig its diff kill ksrkat tho
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I AM NOT SO SURE EITHER. I PROBABLY JUST NEED ANOTHER COFFEE.
OH IT'S LIKE AN ENDEARMENT TERM. NO, I CAN BE "KING."
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c18d22db47cb.png https://youtube.com/shorts/Aq3OQrPcVV4Y #eridanwweek #imcoming #bouncingonit #iwwantcandy
tHAT IS SORT OF, mEAN TO, cALLIOPE, dON'T YOU THINK? }:(
I love my fiancée, she brings me dead animals and drinks lava lamps. It's quite endearing. She even ate a battery at my behest. Adorable. #death ?
Of course, baby.
I am the security. 😏😎
heyyyyy is it still official #boynook hours ??? ;) #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c6ac596d270e.png
concept: the pitch exhilaration that pumps through your body when you see a notification from them stumbling through your typing to get an reply back as fast as possible, to humiliate them, to fuel this obsession that creeps over you whenever you see their stupid fucking quirk they hate every single one of your chits you swear the hate bot must be jealous of their commitment to showing you their caliginous affliction but alone there are flashes of something different they say your name even when it pains them to spit it out the difference in your blood color making seeing them grovel for you like this all the more pleasurable "i need you" a need to hate or a need for something else entirely you wonder if all those typos they make replying to your insults are due to the difficulty they have typing with one hand (tags: Reader/Anonymous, kismesis fling, #rankworks, chittrplay, hateplay, caste difference, undefined quad, inspired by anonymous requester, <3<, pitchfic, pitchslop, #nsfw, #rankbait, archive rating: M)
MY KNOWLEDGE ON HuMAN FOOD. IS SOMEWHAT LIMITED. BuT I HAVE TO ASSuME THAT PRETTY MuCH ALL OF IT CAN BE PLACED INTO “MEAT” OR “CANDY” ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
[*knock knock on her door. A paper to go bag is by the door with a burger and fries, toppings separate from the burg save for the cheese to customize to her liking. No trace of who delivered it though.*]
You could be having a better time. Are you still hungry?
I HAVE NO IDEA. WHAT YOu MEAN. CANDY IS ONE OF THE TWO MAIN FOOD GROuPS.
You're having a bad time. Maybe try crying?
u mite b havin. a bad time
OH GOD AND OF COURSE I'D ALMOST FORGOTTEN THE HAUNTING GHOSTS OF FRIENDS WHO, FOR ME, ARE LONG SINCE DEAD. I'VE MOVED ON! GOTTEN OVER IT! MENTAL HEALTH EXPERT NUMERO UNO, BABY! BUT NO, YOU FUCKERS SOMEHOW FIND A WAY TO COME CRAWLING BACK AS INTERNET PHANTOMS PRIMED AND READY TO CLOG UP MY NOTIFICATIONS WITH YOUR OOKY SPOOKY BULLSHIT.
Good morning, C)(ittr! )(ow are we doing today? Mondays can be )(ard but you're doing great. 38) It's time for a positive affirmation. Repeat after me. 'Float like a flounder, sting like a jellyfis)(.'
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ wwhat the fuck..
i cnat help but find da hate people a little endearing lol
[He has yet to take it back. The amount of surprises he will find in his DMs will be amusing to witness.]
[I'm not Dirk. This is Hal. I just sequestered this account from him.]
I think I'll pass, s9rry. I like t9 kn9w pe9ple a little 6etter first.
Oh. G99d t9 kn9w that's p9ssi6le, I supp9se.
I'm.. n9t sure that w9uld 6e physically p9ssi6le.
Ah.. I might 6e tr9ll Jesus, then. Thank y9u f9r the explanati9n.
I d9 have t9 say th9ugh, hearing my death is n9w a cele6rati9n is simultane9usly rewarding and disheartening. I d9 n9t d9u6t the pr9gress 9f time has warped this h9liday t9 have several meanings th9rugh a c9m6inati9n 9f cultures. #happyeaster
@gutsyGumsh0e d0 i still get a free jumb0 buttersc0tch turn0ver if the murder was 0nly half successful? #eridanweek
LITERAL JESUS HAS FUCKED OFF SO GOOD LUCK. WHO KNOWNS WERE YIU COULD FIND A PASTOR. SOME CLOWN WILL PROBABLY PRETEND TO BE ONE.
TO GO COMPLAIN TO HIS DAD. WHO APPARENTLY MADE HIM DIE OR SM.
I GOT THAT PART. GOOD LUCK AND HAVE FUN OR WHATEVER.
:33< https://i.imgur.com/IZ1vGDP.png :33< happy furkin egg day mew fureaks :33< #nsfw ish
IF ANY CLOWN SAYS THEY’RE A PASTOR DON’T BELIEVE THEM.
THEY ARE A CULT. IF YOU WANT A PASTOR GO TO A HUMAN CHURCH OR SM.
You just gotta open your heart and He will come to you. Also, maybe seduce your local pastor.
Easter is all about new beginnings and life. Get fucked for Jesus. Trust me, my dad’s a preacher.
honest: perhaps? it would depend on which religion you're basing your judgment on. some frown upon premarital sex while others don't have many or any rules for it. seeing as we're discussing easter i assume you're going off of christian values, in which pre marital sex is a sin. i do not think there are any specific rules against sex on easter though (as long as you're married of course) the fun answer: hell no grl go fuck like your life depends on it
posting bulge soon!! #nsfw #bulgeposting
girldinner part 2 https://files.catbox.moe/tn8zcd.jpg
((Serious answer but it’s bc #substance is considered an nsfw tag, anything tagged with substance will have spoilered images
I enjoy every time you demolish my pussy. <3 #nsfw
Oh~ I was so bored, and felt like taking a tasteful nude. Perhaps a little horny, too. \></ #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d410cb44a121.png
>Scribbl3s ar3 officially too l3wd for th3 w3bsit3's d3niz3ns. You h3ard it h3r3.
I would very much love it, so much so.
Oh, you're not enticed by begging~?
As much as I love dominating ukes, how hard is it to get myself a seme~? #nsfw
sometimes i worry that i am being a Bad Bisexual, like im not into women enough then i spend time with a pretty girl and i feel better <3
Mistakes have been made by a number of people recently. Some more than others.
Ah, my lovely fiancée is so adorable ~! I can't take just how beautiful she is. 💕 @tipsynekoGnostalgic
Congrats 2 the happy couple.
ii feel liike ii need twwo clariify,, wwhen ii hate your po2t2 iit2 COMPLETELY PLATONIIC!!
Yes m'am Specifically noodling, those catfish won't know what hit em
I'm engaged, she said yes~! (And the correct screenshot is updated. <3) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0fdf6546e56.png
Unswallow that right now.
*Gets down on one knee,* Will you marry me? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/54a9bdcada25.png
Yes, do it, and marry me.
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
1'v3 b33n cook1ng th1s up for 4 l1ttl3 b1t!! hop3 1t w4s worth th3 w41t 1f you s4w my l4st post. >8] #nsfw [4rt by m3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/66634324fc6d.jp3g
I would gladly rail you. \></
This isn't even vague posting.
I am winding down for the night, I look forward to wiping a troll's ass on the concrete.
It seems you are nothing but a fun killer, daddy.
*Dips Roxy, kissing her with ferver.* Of course, he is too much of a pathetic weakling to face me at this time, requesting I spend my precious day seeking him out. Rude.
I could give you access to the raunchy details, Roxy is quite the minx in private.
Glad I don't have access to the logs of whatever the fuck else you guys get up to privately.
*̵̺͕̗̗͎̆͋̎͗M̴̛͓̓̕á̷̧̨̺̗k̸͙̠͆̑͐͗ͅė̴̡͘s̴̡̜̪̹̮̖̉̇̚͠ ̸̖̑ó̶̢͎̼̤͂̈͋̑͝ų̶̤͖͙̰̊͌͝ṫ̸̙̬̜̻̅̚͝ ̸̰̥̺̗͙̬̓w̸̰̪̞̹̮̠͐̎̀͑͗̽i̶̧̟̰̊̉t̶̮͓̤͉̣͉̀̌̿́ĥ̴͓̮̖͓͈͙͒̓͗͆ ̸̙̘̗͖̻̌́̆͂͒͠R̶̳̪͊͊͛̾͋̄ö̷͈̦͈́͜x̸̨̦͉̤̪̙̐̈̈̿̈́̆ỹ̶̧͙͚̮̤ ̵̢̱̜̺̋̂l̷̼͜͠i̵͔͌̅͋͠k̴̘̤̘̳͎̑͂̀ĕ̶̢̯̗̱̗͍́̓̈ ̷̡͎̝̙̈́̎̆͂̅͠Ś̴̫̩͇ͅỎ̷̢̤͇̄͋̕ ̴̺̹͎̜̩̿F̴̰̒̾Ư̵͈̠͍̹̘͋͜C̴̜̋͛̂K̶̢̢̰̘̄́̆̓̄I̴̢̦̗͇̙̺̽N̴̨̹̲̹̟̈́́͊̉Ǧ̷̢̪̽̊̐̎ ̷͉̜̮̙̲̰͐̑̅̚H̷̡̬̆̿̈Ặ̶͍̋͋ͅR̶̰͙͌̈́̓̿̚͠D̵̟̝̑̊.̶̤̱̜̣̒́͜*̶̮͙͙̅̓̏͆̈́
I've removed all of the magnets, and have found myself feeling immensely drained. I could use a little bad touch, papi~! #nsfw
*̷̩̀͑̆͛́̌Ḩ̸̛̲̗͓͉̌̋̎͘a̶̢̞̲̘͇̍p̷̢̦͍̣̝͎̈́̐̆p̸̮͙̓́́̇̕i̸̧̪͎̣͂̅̏͆̑̈́l̶̛̼̞͉̞̿̿y̶̡̘͔̟͉̑̈́̋͌͝ ̵͇͕̮̤͔̀̒́̽͘ͅt̴͒̈̈́͌͜á̷͕͙͍͒k̶̙̂̆͆̾̊͝e̴̙͑̂s̶̝̗͔̼̬̃̐̉̍͗͘ ̷̺̰̺̳̪̋́ͅţ̴̫̤̰̆̋̓̕͘h̸͚͋̃͒̚̕e̶̢̫̿͒́ ̵̰̀̈̃ḿ̵̦͈̤̬̝͍͂̒͊́a̷͍̺̲͑̈́͠ǧ̸͚̭̜̌̋̌͂ņ̸̤̄̋̍̈̕͘e̴̡̓̔̕͝t̶͉̄͂̉͒̚s̴̗̉̂̇̑̀ ̵̼͒̅͝ͅǔ̵̟̲̃̒p̷͎̰̋͐̂͆ő̴̧͙̣n̴̢̎͌͘ ̵̞̘̫̳̖͋̄̈́̓̎̈́ṁ̶̦̖͙̎y̸̦̲͖͓̋̀ ̴̹̬͚̗͆c̵̞̳̓̏͠h̸͎̫̲̦̯̝̆̈̓̽a̷̯̯̓̓͛͋s̴̖̱̪̱͕̔͛͂̚s̴͕͇͖͚̓i̸̖̞̪͗̄̈́̚͜͝͠s̵̪͓̗̗̄̾.̴̺͙̲͙͖̃̊̅*̷̡̞̪̩̲̯̏̌͌͛̋ ̴̛̤͈̝̟͕͒̀͒͝I̶̢̡̫͉͆̎̈́́͠ ̶̻̘̣̗̳̙̊c̵̜̮̺̑̀ò̶̱̥ṷ̴̩͒̀̏͗̈́̕l̸̫̀͗d̵̙̘̣͍̆̿̄͛͝ ̷̤̆͘n̵̘̝̤̏e̷̟͖̩̪̦͈̓͌̿̓̚͠v̶̮̫̱̒ͅè̶̜̏͠r̶͉̬̫̘̖̩͒͌̑̓̊ ̴͚͖̂d̵͚̩̼͕̏e̷͈͉͚̬͐̓̆s̷̗̠̠̓̍͋̕p̵̱̦͍͇̍̍î̶̞̰̕͜s̴̳̪͆̒́̑ȩ̶̙̈́̊̀̕͘ ̶͔̫̣̘̹̀͜͝s̶̘̤̝͋̏͐̍̅õ̴̜͈̩̫͎̍m̶̬̠̋̊̏̕e̵̗̩͉͗͆̎͗o̴̞̻̊̈́͐̋ñ̵̟͚̺̳͐̽͘ͅe̷̱̪̝̠͐͂͛̈̇͜ ̵̙̪̉͗s̴̢̧̛̬͙̱̈̍̅͝͝ŏ̸̹̖ ̵̹͉͈̍i̷̝̬̝͍̓n̸̳̂͆̓t̷̬̞̦̮́̆͋̂͆̕ǒ̶̡̰̙̀͜x̷̳̟͒i̶̥͉̲͐́c̴̙̙̖̑͋̕a̷͔̻͗ṱ̸̢̛͈̞̏į̶̤̪̗̜̬̌n̵̺̠͑̋̀̀g̸̭̠̤̩͔̞̑̈́̄͘ ̴̛̟̀́̀̕a̵̯͎͗̕ŝ̷͙̯̖̄̚ ̵̨̨̡̣͕̜͋y̶̳͑̎͛õ̵̙̹̗̫͍͇̿̀͘͝ų̸͠,̸̬̳̰͚͖̃̀̉͛ ̷̨̢͔̖̺̳́́̈́́̈́̔m̴̧̺͎̱̜͚̓͌̉̑y̸̨̺̥̯̒̒ ̸͖͓͔̎̒͊̇̅l̸̡̛̹̹̪̊̀̈́̋̉i̵̢̧͙̳̠̇̆̍t̷̨͖͓͙͕̼̒̄̈͋̋͘t̷̪̘̺̪͕̿l̸̩̥̜̝̥͉̑̐͊̀͘ḙ̴̥̪͍̪̿̍̐̃̎̾ ̶͔̞͈̊̕k̸̛̯̲̦͋̈́̈́ì̶̹͈̦͗̅͒t̷͎͙̳̔͐̕ţ̷̭̟̘̒y̷̥̋͂̅͂̋c̵̜͌͋͛̽̊͐á̵̧̢̞̪̳͈̍̈͒́͘t̵̛̙͎̺̦̭͆͐̒.̷̛̛̟̞̯͉̆̚💕
Ő̶͙̝̑̋͂ĥ̷͖͖̽ ̵̭͎̍̍͒͑̉ḑ̵̞̘̣͊͆͌̄̑a̷͕̙̿̈́̅͆͒͝ͅd̶̯̠͝d̵̡̼̃̕y̶͚͍̲̠̦̐̾̾͗̓~̵̪͉̝̩̀͆̀̈̏ ̴̙̹̟̦̀͊͌̎̇T̷̥͕͙̼͂̿́o̴͉͛̊͆ű̸̙̰͙̣̳͑͌̋c̴̨̜͉͕͙͆h̶̗͚̿ ̴͓͍͚̪͍̼̔̀̈́͗̋͒m̴̢̲̘͍̪͔͂́͂̄̂́ĕ̶̢̪̫̰̗̝ ̵̳̭̺̎̓̒̈́l̸̨̖͎͇̃́͒̃̎͘į̴̤̬̍̐͌̃̉̂k̵̜̫̮̃͒ȩ̸̫͍̪̦͉̔̒͐͝ ̷̡̼̥̠̥͌̋͊̚t̷̡̧̻̲̭̦͒̅̐͘h̶̫͈̗͓̆ͅá̶͖̳̩̹̙ͅt̷͕̟̙͙̘͆̄̓̐͜͝ ̶͎̦̿͜s̵͍̻̭̭̈́ồ̷̲͕̝̩̆̏̌͝ͅm̶̘̬̬̹̞͊̎ͅe̴̞͘ ̴̨̛̥̃̅ḿ̴̡̘̗̤̓̇ỏ̷̦̈r̶̛͓͌̃̍͘ȇ̵̥͉̜̥̣̒~̶̥̮͗͗̓̎̌!̴̥̟̜͐͒̔̉͛̐
Y̸̡̡̪͇͚͔̓̃͑ȍ̴͙͍ü̴̧̬̭͓͍̰͗͘'̷̣̎͌̎̈́̇͝r̸͇̯̈̉̄͊͊̓e̷̥̱̣͍̒͛͑̒̕͠ ̵̡̳͓̤̓͋ś̶̨̳̩ͅu̵̫͚̱̹̪̯̓̈́̈́͠c̵͔͓̼̍̅́h̶͖̼̩̼͊̄̊̉̾ ̸̗̇̐̊̎̚̕a̶̧̰͈̭̅̕ ̸̛̪̠̲̪̂͝ḑ̴̡̙͕͎̅̑̔o̵̡̘̤̙̰̾l̴̜͇͗͛̊͛̎l̵̡̿̊̓̆,̷̧͈̦̠̉̒̆͛̔͝ ̷͔͚̪̘̯̜̈́̌Ȓ̵̛̲̱͙͍õ̸̢͍x̵̞̦̉͆̐͋̋̄y̴̠̞̌͛̚.̵̣͑̀͝͠ ̶̞̘̈̕P̸̭̑̃l̸̞̩͇͈̖͈̈́̒͋͘ę̶͍̘̙̥̄̏͋a̵̛̭̔͋̇s̵̲̞̭̟̆ę̶̎́͘ ̷̹̪͐̍̀̔̎b̷̛̞̤̭̭͓͚́͝͝r̷̪͝ī̵͎̬̝͈̊ͅn̸̯̱̱̱̍̇͒̕͠͝ǵ̸̰̥̤̞̖̜̏̌͝ ̶̭̉̎͐̚t̸͇͇́̋͠h̴͚̑̇̐͐̾̕ȩ̴̬̇́̾̈́̓͜͝ḿ̷̝̠͚̓͘̕ͅ ̷̨̖̮̙̹͇̽ṯ̴̛̤͆́̀̈́o̷͉̓̊͛̀̄͊ ̷͖̻̦̓́̾̌̾́m̶̫͚̖͖̝̉̍͒͊͜ē̵͙͔̘̌̂̆͐͐,̶͎̮̣̯͉̎͌̔̓͝ ̶̦͇̆̇p̷̼̣͉͑o̷̖̪͉̭̒̍̇̑̎͝ș̸͌̊͗̒͝͝t̷͚͇̬̤͛̾-̸̢̛̖̞͗h̵̛̖́̑̅̑͜ȃ̷͔̞̣̑ş̵̪̭̈́̊̚t̸̹͍̠̜̰̳͂e̴̫̘͚͐̊̿̒̈̍.̴̪̃͑̀̿ͅ ̶̢̭̩̝̙̭̍͊̋͘*̴̰̯͚̀̃̀̕R̴̨͕̪͊̏͗́͝ȩ̷̩͍̱̅͊͐̅͘͝à̶͈͉͉͚c̴̹͆̾̊͠h̵̛̹̿̽̚̚e̴̞̜͐̀͆s̸͕̮̐͐̇̿̋ ̵̤̫̔̾͂̏ỏ̷̹̖̦̻̌͑̈́̅u̸͎̭̞̍͂t̸̨̂̉̅̄͠ ̵̢̣̤̇̓̿̈́̍̋g̸͈̤̯̙̃́͐͑r̸̖͇̖̳̼̍̊̅͑͊͝a̵̧͊̿c̷̖̝͙̳̘͌̉̔͐̇͘e̴͎̩̖͋͌̉͆̊͐f̴͈͉̩̠̗͛̆͒̑ư̷̤̊͑͝l̷̢̰̤̂͆͑̂͌͝ļ̷̛̇͑̉ỳ̸̞̮͂͂̆̆ ̶̛̋̓́͠ͅf̶̢̧͓̅o̷̭̒̆̆͐r̵͇̱̞̤͒͋̃͌͛ ̷̲̾̌̄̄̐͝t̵̛̛͖̀ĥ̶̨̙̩̹͕̑ę̴͎̐̔̇̚ ̵͇̫͖̲̪͂̐͘͝m̴̡̡͔̻̜͖͂̍͆́͌̕a̴̘͈͈̞̝͛͒̇g̶͙̥̃n̴̜͍̟̣͚̑͊̕ě̵͈̗͔t̶͎̮͋͒̿͐̀s̴̨̰̺̗͔̊͗̿.̴̘̱͓̜̺̄̀̾͗͝*̷̺̮̾͘
Ỳ̷͎͙̟̬̞̂͆͠͝͝ơ̵͓̘̝̮̞͌͜ű̵̬͗̓̅͝ ̸̡̖̪̹̘͆̾̌̓ͅl̶͖͔͑͂̀̏͆͘͜o̵̩̲̟͒̿v̸̮̤̣̩̋͋͝ē̶̜͙͈̝͔͈̿͝ ̵̘̞̰͎́̀͜͝i̶͎͖͈̱̝̎̊̕͠ṫ̴̳͚̣͐̀ ̸̬̜́ẘ̷̯̯̪͈̰͙̋h̵̪̬̜̳̦̔e̷̟̼͔̓͝͠ņ̶̜̣̀̋̈́̀͠ ̷͉̥̖͖̈I̸̩̼̟̠̼͛̕ ̴̩͎̘͐̀̌̈́̂͝g̶̩̃́̒į̴͔͇̀v̶̦͉̱̠͙̄̈́e̶̢̛̻̲̖͊̋̚͝ ̴̨̞̉͋͝͝ͅy̸͎̓̀͜ỡ̴̻͖̒̉̚͘u̸̢̡̗̟͕͆ ̷͖͇͙̠̰̈̍s̷̺͇̘͈̗̙̈̌̿̀ẉ̶̜̘̐̓̑̎͐̕ȩ̷̢̝̮̳̣̉͂͝e̵̛̮̘̲̱̦͒͋̆̋t̷͓͗́͝ ̷̝̟͚̠̆ͅk̷͚͎̥̾i̵͛ͅs̸̳̣̺͚͋ͅs̶͙̆̾ě̷͙̞̙̔́̀͝s̵͚͓͋̿̑̎̿ͅ ̸͔̼̲͊̾͜w̷̨̤̯̜̏̆͘ḧ̴̲͖́͑̽i̶̞͖͎̹̮̍̌̀̚͘ĺ̶̩̮̯̥̞̩͆̇̀͘e̴̡̛̗͋̕ͅ ̴̱̦͑͛̃̀ỳ̷̯̗̿͝ö̶͍͙́̋̆͆̚͝ͅṳ̴̒͆̔́ ̸̞̀̎́̐̚͝s̴͖̺͚̘̫͆̇̌͜l̷̘̩̱̄̽̇̓̿͝e̵̙̤͛͗͋̆e̵̢̻̘̘̒̀̾̃p̵̺̺͒̄̅̆͠͠~̷̧̪͉̼̽̏̽̓̂
Excuse me, I shouldn't have forgotten about the girlie, you want to be daddy's good girl today~? #nsfw
[Upload of a group wit)( t)(e )(eiress. --Eridan wit)( )(is arm around )(er, Nemean on t)(e opposite side of )(er, --Eridan's )(and on Roxy squeezed in close to )(er and )(im wit)( C)(er looking stunning in t)(e background and Coolscar posing.] I'm ac)(selly )(aving FUN! Making new friends, )(aving a good time and GLUBBING IT!!!! 38D #eridanweek @caligulasAquarium#9845 @arsenicCatnip#5895 @tipsynekoGnostalgic @imC)(er @affableCantor
Who's been a bad little boy? #nsfw
Glad the timeline is back to its usual hornyposting after panicking over my alleged death. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
nah id never eat a whole fish
#nsfw https://i.imgur.com/qgvnsfl.jpeg
today is the day find your local egbert and say "prank em john" this is the only day its socially acceptable except dont do that to the junes be respectful thanks
oh right it is
Anyway. April Fool's. Welcome to DAY THREE OF #ERIDANWEEK SPONSORED BY #CROCKERCORP. Tonight's headliners are TROLL CHER and MY CHEMICAL QUADRANT.
👀
mornin' #nsfw [Attached is a picture of him with his shirt pulled up to expose his lower stomach with curly blond hair trailing into his boxers. His pants are pulled down just enough to show the outline of his dick and the little bump of the piercing through the tip.]
I am saddened to hear this, Miss Lalonde, but I understand fully. I apologize in my absence, and deeply regret missing troll Lady Gaga. I am, however, glad to hear you made it home safely.
For someone who stands by his word he is quite the bad boy. @dStrides He wishes me to convey, #NotMyPresident
Of course. I̸͇͊͂̎ ̶͉̟͒͐̒ĉ̴̻ạ̷̲̘̿̄̉ń̷̝ ̴̬͚̬̾̍͌b̵͎͉̚͝e̷̼͗͐͜ ̶̨͖̀v̷̪̄͋ë̶̢r̷̼̼͙̔͝ȳ̴͈͌ ̵̜̗̻͌͝s̸̮̿́͜͠e̶̻͉̍͠ņ̴͍̻̅ŝ̶͈̺̟̔͝u̸̟̹̾ͅa̷̧͈̤͆l̵͖̺͌̓.̶̥̟͔͘
I'm sufficiently horny. #nsfw
ok then i have run out of good advice fuck you
yeah yeah wwhatevver dont wworry about it better than you crashin out the limo
HOLY SHIT I FEEL SO FUCKING NAUSEOUS AND THE STOMACH CRAMPS ARE IN FULL FUCKING SWING #NAUSEA
⚇ TROLL CHER CAN DO THAT????? ⚇
I will send a member of my team to collect you shortly.
sup chittr im vibin right now #selfie #pregame #alcohol ((had fun drawing this... my he... c:)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48f46f7ca327.png
i am happy to help!
i blame you but like alternate you but still
@gutsyGumshoe how is everything going so far? i have done my best to help guests travel inter dimensionally to enter the festival. and to leave the festival. mostly the second thing.
Im learning new sensations at #eridanweek!
its time to spin this goddamn wheel and see who gets some swagadocious art nevermind i regret saying swagadocious i cringed the bones out of my flesh ive been hanging around roxy too much this shit needs to stop anyways wheel of fate time good luck everyone
I'M VERY CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT ELSE MAY COME OF THIS EVENT IF THAT WAS ONLY THE FIRST SHOWING. BUT DO NOT FEAR, I SHALL NOT ALLOW THIS TO DETER ME!! I WILL SEE #ERIDANWEEK THROUGH TO THE VERY END!
that wwas an entertainin set i got to admit especially i wwas into the part wwhere the exceptionally spheresome clowwn caused the wwhole front roww to mosh itself to death #eridanwweek #marvvusateridanwweek
:33< like my status to meow :33< pitty my status to meow :33< hate my status to meow :33< mediate my status to meow :33< clawment to meow :33< dm meow to meow :33< ignore it to meow :33< mew cannot not meow nyow t33h33
~do you think marvus vvill pop a titty for us? #eridanvveek
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO ASK. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT GOING TO. FUCK THIS. I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP
food is taken care of fuckin love dirks they are so cool #NOTincestfuckyoufreaks
In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity. You have an excuse to purchase many more breadsticks now.
Okay, let me break this down for a second. Play-by-play of why there is no “DirkDave” or “DaveDirk” going on here, pitch or otherwise. First off, I would rather do things that would require some very violent tags than do that. For several reasons, including but not limited to familial ties, as bizarre a dynamic as they may be on account of timeline bullshit. Second off, he pissed me off because he was being a grade-A dick at the time. Me getting angry at him for doing the same shit I have gratuitously dealt with for the last twelve hours does not, in fact, equal anything romantic. And, oh, yeah, I’d rather eat glass than have that with him. Dunno if you remember that from a paragraph ago. Third, why the actual fuck would any of you want to see a relationship as unhealthy as that would be. It would be a gratuitous and frankly ugly butchering of blackrom. I cannot begin to express all the reasons it would be inherently, insanely, and nightmarishly fucked up without this getting longer than it already is when most of you seem to have attention spans that last exactly long enough to eat a pack of Reese’s cups, meaning a ton of you won’t read this far anyways. #incest because it is, in fact, related to incest.
Pitying all my alts now. I don't think any of you deserve them.
NOT EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON CHITTR IS TRUE
can i offer you wine and two tylenols to get undisowned #substances
that can be done
They'rE AdmittinG ME NoW AT ThE GreeN HospitaL 🟩
Actually this might warrant editing some tags onto it. Hang on.
sorry to like dirks i guess
I DranK ThE GreeN MilK. I ThoughT IT WoulD MakE ME MorE GreeN BuT IT OnlY MakeS MY InsideS HurT. I Shouldn'T HavE MilkeD ThaT GreeN CoW 🟩
Thanks, Roxy. I hope your [insert time of day/night here] is going well.
I'm a cat lady. Like all you cat people. So would the cat people. Please stand up. Please stand up.
Do you ever first discover a piece of music you enjoy through some manner of Mashup or other form of Shitpost and then you go find the original because you liked it that much but you can’t stop hearing the mashup that led you to it every time you listen?
What the fuck is happening.
head scratchers work great u til they get tangled in your hair
People often do ma'am, and being designated driver is my specialty if you happen to be a bit too tipsy to walk home.
ill try anything twice
timmy needs to get off his damncomputer
I Remerge From My Slumber To Inform You All That I Am Now The One Going To The Store. This Costco Better Be Worth Its Hype I Just Paid To Shop Here Which Is An Insane Concept But Ive Shelled Out The Dough For It Anyhow
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
Three likes and I'm canceling taxes
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I'm so fucking locked in, Roxy. You have no idea.
Giving me a problem to solve is more powerful than giving me drugs.
No longer tired. We're so back. I'm locked in.
Mrah! <::( https://media1.tenor.com/m/j1ZMh2a_FrMAAAAd/play-with.gif
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@babyChicken @prettyBirdy .. / .- -- / --. --- .. -. --. / - --- / . .- - / -.-- --- ..- / ... --- / .... .- .-. -.. https://media1.tenor.com/m/XJUDSet5ROQAAAAd/cat-cats.gif
who up n by up i mean passing the fucj backniut immediately. zzzzzz
T-rex browser game will save everyone forever.
Oh my fucking god is that Troll Jojo.
T-rex browser game will fix me.
this slime batch has gotta be fuckin bad or somethin its not doin fuckin anythin ta stop the daymares ugh im awwake i goddamn guess
I can't believe we're watching the birth of new life, live on the feed. #Blessed
Https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/screenshot_20260329-030434.png my Sister In Law Does Not Like Me
That would be incredibly sweet but also a little bit passive aggressive because I am fully capable of hunting my own squirrels thank you! But I would still readily accept the squirrel.
W)(at a way to s)(ow you care! 38D
the haters hate it when i do a lil rp over txt *blows a kiss* *@ the haters* ;)))))
i'm n0t a substance abuser. i l0ve all 0f my substances equally. #substances
struggle desserts in kitty city
Gauging chittr response. > How many variables are there? - Is there purpose in your measly existence? - Do you take time to gander at the flowers? > Are you destined for failure?
Ah, just the same as when you fed me your phone, the lithium battery tasted divine, the viruses, not so much.
It is merely for the fun of it.
Oh, aren't you a darling. You would do that, just for me~?
GETTING THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN REPS IN. #lifting #nsfw too hot to handle #sweat https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5c01b101a66.jpg
a commission for @glitteringAcuity this was fun to do sharp fit by the way i respect the tasteful attire https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/10f84be418f5.png #commission #art #commissionsopen
forbidden potiion
I don't actually have anything to hornypost about.
Penis. #nsfw
fuck yeah im doing a raffle ive got like two more in the future too
alright its happening chittr critters (tm) third art raffle is greenlit for the masses just react to this post so i can get a list going youre welcome to share it to friends on here too if you want them to have an opportunity go my scarabs
getting that wanderlust again. i kinda wanna just zap around.
TIME TO DO MY MOTHERFUCKIN EXERCISE REGIMEN. im not this big for NOTHIN.
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D --> I said "A moon" not "The moon"
if you see equius jumping into the sky to punch the moon just hope that the planet remains stable
Mrow? https://media1.tenor.com/m/CCPif6EKAWYAAAAC/bffs-horse.gif
a moment of silence for website the horse, please...
what.
Every second of my life mom, every second of my life.
You gotta fry them up, and sear the flesh until it's black.
holy shit wait she actually fucks with my art what https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/025c98785c29.png
no
i'm g0ing t0 g0 turn 0n the sh0wer and sit in it until i feel m0re like a tr0ll again.
DiNNER!! THE iMAGE WiLL WORK THiS TiME i SWEAR HTTPS://CDN.iMGCHEST.COM/FiLES/00581E602883.JPEG
castin spellss. curisjg u so u nvr get bitches (gender neutreal bc any1 can b a bitch. its clled beifn an asshole but in a coool way). (∩๏﹏๏)⊃━☆ﾟ.*
#MYTUNES https://i.imgur.com/TXmyCSv.png
hrhegrgrggg
Maryams are just so fickle! My no-good kismesis had the gall to criticize me for nudging mine in the right direction 8ecause all the friction was 8ecoming too much to 8ear.
WAGGING MY TAIL!!! WAG WAG WAG WHO WANTS TO SHARE A TREAT https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/2a/b7/b3/2ab7b3781df3bc7f909a003ecbb0846b.jpg
Oh, don't mind me. I'm just reading a book. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0fdc044d0399.png
confession #2: the conditions here are totally piss poor... as in they piss on the poor
since yoU're a catgirl, woUld that make yoU an... impUrrsonator? ;U
wtf do u meeeeeaaaan??? https://technoshock.net/data/files/random-images/screenshot_20260326-002144.png
*loud scraping noises*
more roxies!!! <3