♥ liked by @tipsynekoGnostalgic
[He has yet to take it back. The amount of surprises he will find in his DMs will be amusing to witness.]
[I'm not Dirk. This is Hal. I just sequestered this account from him.]
I think I'll pass, s9rry. I like t9 kn9w pe9ple a little 6etter first.
Oh. G99d t9 kn9w that's p9ssi6le, I supp9se.
I'm.. n9t sure that w9uld 6e physically p9ssi6le.
Ah.. I might 6e tr9ll Jesus, then. Thank y9u f9r the explanati9n.
I d9 have t9 say th9ugh, hearing my death is n9w a cele6rati9n is simultane9usly rewarding and disheartening. I d9 n9t d9u6t the pr9gress 9f time has warped this h9liday t9 have several meanings th9rugh a c9m6inati9n 9f cultures. #happyeaster
@gutsyGumsh0e d0 i still get a free jumb0 buttersc0tch turn0ver if the murder was 0nly half successful? #eridanweek
LITERAL JESUS HAS FUCKED OFF SO GOOD LUCK. WHO KNOWNS WERE YIU COULD FIND A PASTOR. SOME CLOWN WILL PROBABLY PRETEND TO BE ONE.
TO GO COMPLAIN TO HIS DAD. WHO APPARENTLY MADE HIM DIE OR SM.
I GOT THAT PART. GOOD LUCK AND HAVE FUN OR WHATEVER.
:33< https://i.imgur.com/IZ1vGDP.png :33< happy furkin egg day mew fureaks :33< #nsfw ish
IF ANY CLOWN SAYS THEY’RE A PASTOR DON’T BELIEVE THEM.
THEY ARE A CULT. IF YOU WANT A PASTOR GO TO A HUMAN CHURCH OR SM.
You just gotta open your heart and He will come to you. Also, maybe seduce your local pastor.
Easter is all about new beginnings and life. Get fucked for Jesus. Trust me, my dad’s a preacher.
honest: perhaps? it would depend on which religion you're basing your judgment on. some frown upon premarital sex while others don't have many or any rules for it. seeing as we're discussing easter i assume you're going off of christian values, in which pre marital sex is a sin. i do not think there are any specific rules against sex on easter though (as long as you're married of course) the fun answer: hell no grl go fuck like your life depends on it
posting bulge soon!! #nsfw #bulgeposting
girldinner part 2 https://files.catbox.moe/tn8zcd.jpg
((Serious answer but it’s bc #substance is considered an nsfw tag, anything tagged with substance will have spoilered images
I enjoy every time you demolish my pussy. <3 #nsfw
Oh~ I was so bored, and felt like taking a tasteful nude. Perhaps a little horny, too. \></ #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d410cb44a121.png
I missed out on the #selfiesunday earlier, but here, I know you all love to hate me. So a little more hate wouldn't hurt, hm? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8ccd6903ce49.png #nsfw
>Scribbl3s ar3 officially too l3wd for th3 w3bsit3's d3niz3ns. You h3ard it h3r3.
As much as I love dominating ukes, how hard is it to get myself a seme~? #nsfw
sometimes i worry that i am being a Bad Bisexual, like im not into women enough then i spend time with a pretty girl and i feel better <3
Mistakes have been made by a number of people recently. Some more than others.
Ah, my lovely fiancée is so adorable ~! I can't take just how beautiful she is. 💕 @tipsynekoGnostalgic
Congrats 2 the happy couple.
ii feel liike ii need twwo clariify,, wwhen ii hate your po2t2 iit2 COMPLETELY PLATONIIC!!
Yes m'am Specifically noodling, those catfish won't know what hit em
I'm engaged, she said yes~! (And the correct screenshot is updated. <3) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0fdf6546e56.png
Unswallow that right now.
*Gets down on one knee,* Will you marry me? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/54a9bdcada25.png
Yes, do it, and marry me.
B;33 < felt cute and all https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/89124719ae98.png
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
1'v3 b33n cook1ng th1s up for 4 l1ttl3 b1t!! hop3 1t w4s worth th3 w41t 1f you s4w my l4st post. >8] #nsfw [4rt by m3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/66634324fc6d.jp3g
I would gladly rail you. \></
This isn't even vague posting.
I am winding down for the night, I look forward to wiping a troll's ass on the concrete.
It seems you are nothing but a fun killer, daddy.
*Dips Roxy, kissing her with ferver.* Of course, he is too much of a pathetic weakling to face me at this time, requesting I spend my precious day seeking him out. Rude.
I could give you access to the raunchy details, Roxy is quite the minx in private.
Glad I don't have access to the logs of whatever the fuck else you guys get up to privately.
*̵̺͕̗̗͎̆͋̎͗M̴̛͓̓̕á̷̧̨̺̗k̸͙̠͆̑͐͗ͅė̴̡͘s̴̡̜̪̹̮̖̉̇̚͠ ̸̖̑ó̶̢͎̼̤͂̈͋̑͝ų̶̤͖͙̰̊͌͝ṫ̸̙̬̜̻̅̚͝ ̸̰̥̺̗͙̬̓w̸̰̪̞̹̮̠͐̎̀͑͗̽i̶̧̟̰̊̉t̶̮͓̤͉̣͉̀̌̿́ĥ̴͓̮̖͓͈͙͒̓͗͆ ̸̙̘̗͖̻̌́̆͂͒͠R̶̳̪͊͊͛̾͋̄ö̷͈̦͈́͜x̸̨̦͉̤̪̙̐̈̈̿̈́̆ỹ̶̧͙͚̮̤ ̵̢̱̜̺̋̂l̷̼͜͠i̵͔͌̅͋͠k̴̘̤̘̳͎̑͂̀ĕ̶̢̯̗̱̗͍́̓̈ ̷̡͎̝̙̈́̎̆͂̅͠Ś̴̫̩͇ͅỎ̷̢̤͇̄͋̕ ̴̺̹͎̜̩̿F̴̰̒̾Ư̵͈̠͍̹̘͋͜C̴̜̋͛̂K̶̢̢̰̘̄́̆̓̄I̴̢̦̗͇̙̺̽N̴̨̹̲̹̟̈́́͊̉Ǧ̷̢̪̽̊̐̎ ̷͉̜̮̙̲̰͐̑̅̚H̷̡̬̆̿̈Ặ̶͍̋͋ͅR̶̰͙͌̈́̓̿̚͠D̵̟̝̑̊.̶̤̱̜̣̒́͜*̶̮͙͙̅̓̏͆̈́
I've removed all of the magnets, and have found myself feeling immensely drained. I could use a little bad touch, papi~! #nsfw
*̷̩̀͑̆͛́̌Ḩ̸̛̲̗͓͉̌̋̎͘a̶̢̞̲̘͇̍p̷̢̦͍̣̝͎̈́̐̆p̸̮͙̓́́̇̕i̸̧̪͎̣͂̅̏͆̑̈́l̶̛̼̞͉̞̿̿y̶̡̘͔̟͉̑̈́̋͌͝ ̵͇͕̮̤͔̀̒́̽͘ͅt̴͒̈̈́͌͜á̷͕͙͍͒k̶̙̂̆͆̾̊͝e̴̙͑̂s̶̝̗͔̼̬̃̐̉̍͗͘ ̷̺̰̺̳̪̋́ͅţ̴̫̤̰̆̋̓̕͘h̸͚͋̃͒̚̕e̶̢̫̿͒́ ̵̰̀̈̃ḿ̵̦͈̤̬̝͍͂̒͊́a̷͍̺̲͑̈́͠ǧ̸͚̭̜̌̋̌͂ņ̸̤̄̋̍̈̕͘e̴̡̓̔̕͝t̶͉̄͂̉͒̚s̴̗̉̂̇̑̀ ̵̼͒̅͝ͅǔ̵̟̲̃̒p̷͎̰̋͐̂͆ő̴̧͙̣n̴̢̎͌͘ ̵̞̘̫̳̖͋̄̈́̓̎̈́ṁ̶̦̖͙̎y̸̦̲͖͓̋̀ ̴̹̬͚̗͆c̵̞̳̓̏͠h̸͎̫̲̦̯̝̆̈̓̽a̷̯̯̓̓͛͋s̴̖̱̪̱͕̔͛͂̚s̴͕͇͖͚̓i̸̖̞̪͗̄̈́̚͜͝͠s̵̪͓̗̗̄̾.̴̺͙̲͙͖̃̊̅*̷̡̞̪̩̲̯̏̌͌͛̋ ̴̛̤͈̝̟͕͒̀͒͝I̶̢̡̫͉͆̎̈́́͠ ̶̻̘̣̗̳̙̊c̵̜̮̺̑̀ò̶̱̥ṷ̴̩͒̀̏͗̈́̕l̸̫̀͗d̵̙̘̣͍̆̿̄͛͝ ̷̤̆͘n̵̘̝̤̏e̷̟͖̩̪̦͈̓͌̿̓̚͠v̶̮̫̱̒ͅè̶̜̏͠r̶͉̬̫̘̖̩͒͌̑̓̊ ̴͚͖̂d̵͚̩̼͕̏e̷͈͉͚̬͐̓̆s̷̗̠̠̓̍͋̕p̵̱̦͍͇̍̍î̶̞̰̕͜s̴̳̪͆̒́̑ȩ̶̙̈́̊̀̕͘ ̶͔̫̣̘̹̀͜͝s̶̘̤̝͋̏͐̍̅õ̴̜͈̩̫͎̍m̶̬̠̋̊̏̕e̵̗̩͉͗͆̎͗o̴̞̻̊̈́͐̋ñ̵̟͚̺̳͐̽͘ͅe̷̱̪̝̠͐͂͛̈̇͜ ̵̙̪̉͗s̴̢̧̛̬͙̱̈̍̅͝͝ŏ̸̹̖ ̵̹͉͈̍i̷̝̬̝͍̓n̸̳̂͆̓t̷̬̞̦̮́̆͋̂͆̕ǒ̶̡̰̙̀͜x̷̳̟͒i̶̥͉̲͐́c̴̙̙̖̑͋̕a̷͔̻͗ṱ̸̢̛͈̞̏į̶̤̪̗̜̬̌n̵̺̠͑̋̀̀g̸̭̠̤̩͔̞̑̈́̄͘ ̴̛̟̀́̀̕a̵̯͎͗̕ŝ̷͙̯̖̄̚ ̵̨̨̡̣͕̜͋y̶̳͑̎͛õ̵̙̹̗̫͍͇̿̀͘͝ų̸͠,̸̬̳̰͚͖̃̀̉͛ ̷̨̢͔̖̺̳́́̈́́̈́̔m̴̧̺͎̱̜͚̓͌̉̑y̸̨̺̥̯̒̒ ̸͖͓͔̎̒͊̇̅l̸̡̛̹̹̪̊̀̈́̋̉i̵̢̧͙̳̠̇̆̍t̷̨͖͓͙͕̼̒̄̈͋̋͘t̷̪̘̺̪͕̿l̸̩̥̜̝̥͉̑̐͊̀͘ḙ̴̥̪͍̪̿̍̐̃̎̾ ̶͔̞͈̊̕k̸̛̯̲̦͋̈́̈́ì̶̹͈̦͗̅͒t̷͎͙̳̔͐̕ţ̷̭̟̘̒y̷̥̋͂̅͂̋c̵̜͌͋͛̽̊͐á̵̧̢̞̪̳͈̍̈͒́͘t̵̛̙͎̺̦̭͆͐̒.̷̛̛̟̞̯͉̆̚💕
Ő̶͙̝̑̋͂ĥ̷͖͖̽ ̵̭͎̍̍͒͑̉ḑ̵̞̘̣͊͆͌̄̑a̷͕̙̿̈́̅͆͒͝ͅd̶̯̠͝d̵̡̼̃̕y̶͚͍̲̠̦̐̾̾͗̓~̵̪͉̝̩̀͆̀̈̏ ̴̙̹̟̦̀͊͌̎̇T̷̥͕͙̼͂̿́o̴͉͛̊͆ű̸̙̰͙̣̳͑͌̋c̴̨̜͉͕͙͆h̶̗͚̿ ̴͓͍͚̪͍̼̔̀̈́͗̋͒m̴̢̲̘͍̪͔͂́͂̄̂́ĕ̶̢̪̫̰̗̝ ̵̳̭̺̎̓̒̈́l̸̨̖͎͇̃́͒̃̎͘į̴̤̬̍̐͌̃̉̂k̵̜̫̮̃͒ȩ̸̫͍̪̦͉̔̒͐͝ ̷̡̼̥̠̥͌̋͊̚t̷̡̧̻̲̭̦͒̅̐͘h̶̫͈̗͓̆ͅá̶͖̳̩̹̙ͅt̷͕̟̙͙̘͆̄̓̐͜͝ ̶͎̦̿͜s̵͍̻̭̭̈́ồ̷̲͕̝̩̆̏̌͝ͅm̶̘̬̬̹̞͊̎ͅe̴̞͘ ̴̨̛̥̃̅ḿ̴̡̘̗̤̓̇ỏ̷̦̈r̶̛͓͌̃̍͘ȇ̵̥͉̜̥̣̒~̶̥̮͗͗̓̎̌!̴̥̟̜͐͒̔̉͛̐
Y̸̡̡̪͇͚͔̓̃͑ȍ̴͙͍ü̴̧̬̭͓͍̰͗͘'̷̣̎͌̎̈́̇͝r̸͇̯̈̉̄͊͊̓e̷̥̱̣͍̒͛͑̒̕͠ ̵̡̳͓̤̓͋ś̶̨̳̩ͅu̵̫͚̱̹̪̯̓̈́̈́͠c̵͔͓̼̍̅́h̶͖̼̩̼͊̄̊̉̾ ̸̗̇̐̊̎̚̕a̶̧̰͈̭̅̕ ̸̛̪̠̲̪̂͝ḑ̴̡̙͕͎̅̑̔o̵̡̘̤̙̰̾l̴̜͇͗͛̊͛̎l̵̡̿̊̓̆,̷̧͈̦̠̉̒̆͛̔͝ ̷͔͚̪̘̯̜̈́̌Ȓ̵̛̲̱͙͍õ̸̢͍x̵̞̦̉͆̐͋̋̄y̴̠̞̌͛̚.̵̣͑̀͝͠ ̶̞̘̈̕P̸̭̑̃l̸̞̩͇͈̖͈̈́̒͋͘ę̶͍̘̙̥̄̏͋a̵̛̭̔͋̇s̵̲̞̭̟̆ę̶̎́͘ ̷̹̪͐̍̀̔̎b̷̛̞̤̭̭͓͚́͝͝r̷̪͝ī̵͎̬̝͈̊ͅn̸̯̱̱̱̍̇͒̕͠͝ǵ̸̰̥̤̞̖̜̏̌͝ ̶̭̉̎͐̚t̸͇͇́̋͠h̴͚̑̇̐͐̾̕ȩ̴̬̇́̾̈́̓͜͝ḿ̷̝̠͚̓͘̕ͅ ̷̨̖̮̙̹͇̽ṯ̴̛̤͆́̀̈́o̷͉̓̊͛̀̄͊ ̷͖̻̦̓́̾̌̾́m̶̫͚̖͖̝̉̍͒͊͜ē̵͙͔̘̌̂̆͐͐,̶͎̮̣̯͉̎͌̔̓͝ ̶̦͇̆̇p̷̼̣͉͑o̷̖̪͉̭̒̍̇̑̎͝ș̸͌̊͗̒͝͝t̷͚͇̬̤͛̾-̸̢̛̖̞͗h̵̛̖́̑̅̑͜ȃ̷͔̞̣̑ş̵̪̭̈́̊̚t̸̹͍̠̜̰̳͂e̴̫̘͚͐̊̿̒̈̍.̴̪̃͑̀̿ͅ ̶̢̭̩̝̙̭̍͊̋͘*̴̰̯͚̀̃̀̕R̴̨͕̪͊̏͗́͝ȩ̷̩͍̱̅͊͐̅͘͝à̶͈͉͉͚c̴̹͆̾̊͠h̵̛̹̿̽̚̚e̴̞̜͐̀͆s̸͕̮̐͐̇̿̋ ̵̤̫̔̾͂̏ỏ̷̹̖̦̻̌͑̈́̅u̸͎̭̞̍͂t̸̨̂̉̅̄͠ ̵̢̣̤̇̓̿̈́̍̋g̸͈̤̯̙̃́͐͑r̸̖͇̖̳̼̍̊̅͑͊͝a̵̧͊̿c̷̖̝͙̳̘͌̉̔͐̇͘e̴͎̩̖͋͌̉͆̊͐f̴͈͉̩̠̗͛̆͒̑ư̷̤̊͑͝l̷̢̰̤̂͆͑̂͌͝ļ̷̛̇͑̉ỳ̸̞̮͂͂̆̆ ̶̛̋̓́͠ͅf̶̢̧͓̅o̷̭̒̆̆͐r̵͇̱̞̤͒͋̃͌͛ ̷̲̾̌̄̄̐͝t̵̛̛͖̀ĥ̶̨̙̩̹͕̑ę̴͎̐̔̇̚ ̵͇̫͖̲̪͂̐͘͝m̴̡̡͔̻̜͖͂̍͆́͌̕a̴̘͈͈̞̝͛͒̇g̶͙̥̃n̴̜͍̟̣͚̑͊̕ě̵͈̗͔t̶͎̮͋͒̿͐̀s̴̨̰̺̗͔̊͗̿.̴̘̱͓̜̺̄̀̾͗͝*̷̺̮̾͘
Ỳ̷͎͙̟̬̞̂͆͠͝͝ơ̵͓̘̝̮̞͌͜ű̵̬͗̓̅͝ ̸̡̖̪̹̘͆̾̌̓ͅl̶͖͔͑͂̀̏͆͘͜o̵̩̲̟͒̿v̸̮̤̣̩̋͋͝ē̶̜͙͈̝͔͈̿͝ ̵̘̞̰͎́̀͜͝i̶͎͖͈̱̝̎̊̕͠ṫ̴̳͚̣͐̀ ̸̬̜́ẘ̷̯̯̪͈̰͙̋h̵̪̬̜̳̦̔e̷̟̼͔̓͝͠ņ̶̜̣̀̋̈́̀͠ ̷͉̥̖͖̈I̸̩̼̟̠̼͛̕ ̴̩͎̘͐̀̌̈́̂͝g̶̩̃́̒į̴͔͇̀v̶̦͉̱̠͙̄̈́e̶̢̛̻̲̖͊̋̚͝ ̴̨̞̉͋͝͝ͅy̸͎̓̀͜ỡ̴̻͖̒̉̚͘u̸̢̡̗̟͕͆ ̷͖͇͙̠̰̈̍s̷̺͇̘͈̗̙̈̌̿̀ẉ̶̜̘̐̓̑̎͐̕ȩ̷̢̝̮̳̣̉͂͝e̵̛̮̘̲̱̦͒͋̆̋t̷͓͗́͝ ̷̝̟͚̠̆ͅk̷͚͎̥̾i̵͛ͅs̸̳̣̺͚͋ͅs̶͙̆̾ě̷͙̞̙̔́̀͝s̵͚͓͋̿̑̎̿ͅ ̸͔̼̲͊̾͜w̷̨̤̯̜̏̆͘ḧ̴̲͖́͑̽i̶̞͖͎̹̮̍̌̀̚͘ĺ̶̩̮̯̥̞̩͆̇̀͘e̴̡̛̗͋̕ͅ ̴̱̦͑͛̃̀ỳ̷̯̗̿͝ö̶͍͙́̋̆͆̚͝ͅṳ̴̒͆̔́ ̸̞̀̎́̐̚͝s̴͖̺͚̘̫͆̇̌͜l̷̘̩̱̄̽̇̓̿͝e̵̙̤͛͗͋̆e̵̢̻̘̘̒̀̾̃p̵̺̺͒̄̅̆͠͠~̷̧̪͉̼̽̏̽̓̂
Excuse me, I shouldn't have forgotten about the girlie, you want to be daddy's good girl today~? #nsfw
[Upload of a group wit)( t)(e )(eiress. --Eridan wit)( )(is arm around )(er, Nemean on t)(e opposite side of )(er, --Eridan's )(and on Roxy squeezed in close to )(er and )(im wit)( C)(er looking stunning in t)(e background and Coolscar posing.] I'm ac)(selly )(aving FUN! Making new friends, )(aving a good time and GLUBBING IT!!!! 38D #eridanweek @caligulasAquarium#9845 @arsenicCatnip#5895 @tipsynekoGnostalgic @imC)(er @affableCantor
Who's been a bad little boy? #nsfw
Glad the timeline is back to its usual hornyposting after panicking over my alleged death. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
#nsfw https://i.imgur.com/qgvnsfl.jpeg
today is the day find your local egbert and say "prank em john" this is the only day its socially acceptable except dont do that to the junes be respectful thanks
oh right it is
Anyway. April Fool's. Welcome to DAY THREE OF #ERIDANWEEK SPONSORED BY #CROCKERCORP. Tonight's headliners are TROLL CHER and MY CHEMICAL QUADRANT.
mornin' #nsfw [Attached is a picture of him with his shirt pulled up to expose his lower stomach with curly blond hair trailing into his boxers. His pants are pulled down just enough to show the outline of his dick and the little bump of the piercing through the tip.]
I am saddened to hear this, Miss Lalonde, but I understand fully. I apologize in my absence, and deeply regret missing troll Lady Gaga. I am, however, glad to hear you made it home safely.
For someone who stands by his word he is quite the bad boy. @dStrides He wishes me to convey, #NotMyPresident
Of course. I̸͇͊͂̎ ̶͉̟͒͐̒ĉ̴̻ạ̷̲̘̿̄̉ń̷̝ ̴̬͚̬̾̍͌b̵͎͉̚͝e̷̼͗͐͜ ̶̨͖̀v̷̪̄͋ë̶̢r̷̼̼͙̔͝ȳ̴͈͌ ̵̜̗̻͌͝s̸̮̿́͜͠e̶̻͉̍͠ņ̴͍̻̅ŝ̶͈̺̟̔͝u̸̟̹̾ͅa̷̧͈̤͆l̵͖̺͌̓.̶̥̟͔͘
I'm sufficiently horny. #nsfw
ok then i have run out of good advice fuck you
yeah yeah wwhatevver dont wworry about it better than you crashin out the limo
HOLY SHIT I FEEL SO FUCKING NAUSEOUS AND THE STOMACH CRAMPS ARE IN FULL FUCKING SWING #NAUSEA
I will send a member of my team to collect you shortly.
sup chittr im vibin right now #selfie #pregame #alcohol ((had fun drawing this... my he... c:)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48f46f7ca327.png
i am happy to help!
i blame you but like alternate you but still
@gutsyGumshoe how is everything going so far? i have done my best to help guests travel inter dimensionally to enter the festival. and to leave the festival. mostly the second thing.
Im learning new sensations at #eridanweek!
its time to spin this goddamn wheel and see who gets some swagadocious art nevermind i regret saying swagadocious i cringed the bones out of my flesh ive been hanging around roxy too much this shit needs to stop anyways wheel of fate time good luck everyone
I'M VERY CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT ELSE MAY COME OF THIS EVENT IF THAT WAS ONLY THE FIRST SHOWING. BUT DO NOT FEAR, I SHALL NOT ALLOW THIS TO DETER ME!! I WILL SEE #ERIDANWEEK THROUGH TO THE VERY END!
that wwas an entertainin set i got to admit especially i wwas into the part wwhere the exceptionally spheresome clowwn caused the wwhole front roww to mosh itself to death #eridanwweek #marvvusateridanwweek
:33< like my status to meow :33< pitty my status to meow :33< hate my status to meow :33< mediate my status to meow :33< clawment to meow :33< dm meow to meow :33< ignore it to meow :33< mew cannot not meow nyow t33h33
~do you think marvus vvill pop a titty for us? #eridanvveek
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO ASK. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT GOING TO. FUCK THIS. I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP
food is taken care of fuckin love dirks they are so cool #NOTincestfuckyoufreaks
In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity. You have an excuse to purchase many more breadsticks now.
Okay, let me break this down for a second. Play-by-play of why there is no “DirkDave” or “DaveDirk” going on here, pitch or otherwise. First off, I would rather do things that would require some very violent tags than do that. For several reasons, including but not limited to familial ties, as bizarre a dynamic as they may be on account of timeline bullshit. Second off, he pissed me off because he was being a grade-A dick at the time. Me getting angry at him for doing the same shit I have gratuitously dealt with for the last twelve hours does not, in fact, equal anything romantic. And, oh, yeah, I’d rather eat glass than have that with him. Dunno if you remember that from a paragraph ago. Third, why the actual fuck would any of you want to see a relationship as unhealthy as that would be. It would be a gratuitous and frankly ugly butchering of blackrom. I cannot begin to express all the reasons it would be inherently, insanely, and nightmarishly fucked up without this getting longer than it already is when most of you seem to have attention spans that last exactly long enough to eat a pack of Reese’s cups, meaning a ton of you won’t read this far anyways. #incest because it is, in fact, related to incest.
Pitying all my alts now. I don't think any of you deserve them.
NOT EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON CHITTR IS TRUE
can i offer you wine and two tylenols to get undisowned #substances
that can be done
They'rE AdmittinG ME NoW AT ThE GreeN HospitaL 🟩
Actually this might warrant editing some tags onto it. Hang on.
sorry to like dirks i guess
I DranK ThE GreeN MilK. I ThoughT IT WoulD MakE ME MorE GreeN BuT IT OnlY MakeS MY InsideS HurT. I Shouldn'T HavE MilkeD ThaT GreeN CoW 🟩
Thanks, Roxy. I hope your [insert time of day/night here] is going well.
I'm a cat lady. Like all you cat people. So would the cat people. Please stand up. Please stand up.
Do you ever first discover a piece of music you enjoy through some manner of Mashup or other form of Shitpost and then you go find the original because you liked it that much but you can’t stop hearing the mashup that led you to it every time you listen?
What the fuck is happening.
head scratchers work great u til they get tangled in your hair
People often do ma'am, and being designated driver is my specialty if you happen to be a bit too tipsy to walk home.
ill try anything twice
timmy needs to get off his damncomputer
I Remerge From My Slumber To Inform You All That I Am Now The One Going To The Store. This Costco Better Be Worth Its Hype I Just Paid To Shop Here Which Is An Insane Concept But Ive Shelled Out The Dough For It Anyhow
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
Three likes and I'm canceling taxes
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I'm so fucking locked in, Roxy. You have no idea.
Giving me a problem to solve is more powerful than giving me drugs.
No longer tired. We're so back. I'm locked in.
Mrah! <::( https://media1.tenor.com/m/j1ZMh2a_FrMAAAAd/play-with.gif
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@babyChicken @prettyBirdy .. / .- -- / --. --- .. -. --. / - --- / . .- - / -.-- --- ..- / ... --- / .... .- .-. -.. https://media1.tenor.com/m/XJUDSet5ROQAAAAd/cat-cats.gif
who up n by up i mean passing the fucj backniut immediately. zzzzzz
T-rex browser game will save everyone forever.
Oh my fucking god is that Troll Jojo.
T-rex browser game will fix me.
this slime batch has gotta be fuckin bad or somethin its not doin fuckin anythin ta stop the daymares ugh im awwake i goddamn guess
I can't believe we're watching the birth of new life, live on the feed. #Blessed
Https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/screenshot_20260329-030434.png my Sister In Law Does Not Like Me
That would be incredibly sweet but also a little bit passive aggressive because I am fully capable of hunting my own squirrels thank you! But I would still readily accept the squirrel.
W)(at a way to s)(ow you care! 38D
the haters hate it when i do a lil rp over txt *blows a kiss* *@ the haters* ;)))))
i'm n0t a substance abuser. i l0ve all 0f my substances equally. #substances
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struggle desserts in kitty city
Gauging chittr response. > How many variables are there? - Is there purpose in your measly existence? - Do you take time to gander at the flowers? > Are you destined for failure?
Ah, just the same as when you fed me your phone, the lithium battery tasted divine, the viruses, not so much.
Oh, aren't you a darling. You would do that, just for me~?
GETTING THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN REPS IN. #lifting #nsfw too hot to handle #sweat https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5c01b101a66.jpg
a commission for @glitteringAcuity this was fun to do sharp fit by the way i respect the tasteful attire https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/10f84be418f5.png #commission #art #commissionsopen
forbidden potiion
I don't actually have anything to hornypost about.
Penis. #nsfw
fuck yeah im doing a raffle ive got like two more in the future too
alright its happening chittr critters (tm) third art raffle is greenlit for the masses just react to this post so i can get a list going youre welcome to share it to friends on here too if you want them to have an opportunity go my scarabs
getting that wanderlust again. i kinda wanna just zap around.
TIME TO DO MY MOTHERFUCKIN EXERCISE REGIMEN. im not this big for NOTHIN.
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 𑁤𖥔𖥔PS://𝖋IL୧!་༘୨ARD୧N/A☾𖥔𖥔ᰔ୨-L୨D3𝖋𖹭୧4P/ᰔISS%20ᴗ%20⩊୧ɞSI𖥔୧!་༘PN୨ ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
D --> I said "A moon" not "The moon"
if you see equius jumping into the sky to punch the moon just hope that the planet remains stable
Mrow? https://media1.tenor.com/m/CCPif6EKAWYAAAAC/bffs-horse.gif
a moment of silence for website the horse, please...
what.
Every second of my life mom, every second of my life.
You gotta fry them up, and sear the flesh until it's black.
might see if one of the humans can lend me their copy of harry potter... i wwonder if it differs from troll harry potter #magicisntreal btww
holy shit wait she actually fucks with my art what https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/025c98785c29.png
no
i'm g0ing t0 g0 turn 0n the sh0wer and sit in it until i feel m0re like a tr0ll again.
DiNNER!! THE iMAGE WiLL WORK THiS TiME i SWEAR HTTPS://CDN.iMGCHEST.COM/FiLES/00581E602883.JPEG
castin spellss. curisjg u so u nvr get bitches (gender neutreal bc any1 can b a bitch. its clled beifn an asshole but in a coool way). (∩๏﹏๏)⊃━☆ﾟ.*
#MYTUNES https://i.imgur.com/TXmyCSv.png
hrhegrgrggg
Maryams are just so fickle! My no-good kismesis had the gall to criticize me for nudging mine in the right direction 8ecause all the friction was 8ecoming too much to 8ear.
WAGGING MY TAIL!!! WAG WAG WAG WHO WANTS TO SHARE A TREAT https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/2a/b7/b3/2ab7b3781df3bc7f909a003ecbb0846b.jpg
Oh, don't mind me. I'm just reading a book. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0fdc044d0399.png
confession #2: the conditions here are totally piss poor... as in they piss on the poor
since yoU're a catgirl, woUld that make yoU an... impUrrsonator? ;U
wtf do u meeeeeaaaan??? https://technoshock.net/data/files/random-images/screenshot_20260326-002144.png
*loud scraping noises*
more roxies!!! <3