♦ pitied by @tortuousHorace
im a complex and pragmatic character its impossible to contain just positives in my many many many multitudes but you possess a single attribute: youre adorable cmon youre digging through my old posts to get a comment in id say more but if i publically expose you too hard youll ghost me for a week
see you know to stand beside me for the important issues we have to put aside our mutual distaste for me and join forces to fight the real monsters here
there's a løtta daves and the market saturatiøn makes the weird ønes møre øbviøus
i gøt nø beef with what alt daves tøss døwn in bed it's their shit tø unpack and i døn't yuck øthers yums it's just crazy tø see them wildin øn each øther sømetimes
i will absolutely call out a stray like from DAYS AGO im keeping receipts, im tracking calls, and im waiting to spring that information at the perfect time
note to self: 40 year old men do not appreciate being called "lil man, champ, or baby"
i dont sell drugs i distribute them as gifts
fyi im not gonna make any effort to change so im requesting help in the form of a key chain or pill #substance
okay maybe we could talk about cal but otherwise full support
you do your freak shit with nary a doubt that your bro approves of it
love ya lil man
thanks i think hes pretty great too
\ 🍑 >< 🍑 /
uh, duh? i just turned 21.
cringe.
man i feel like the more i beg or try to earn it the less youll want to do it though
to be fair i have succeeded multiple times idk i feel like if you fucked me about it maybe id stop #nsfw #incest
yeah fair point it ended up with a lot of nightmares actually but you know a lot of this is about the fantasy not actually doing it honestly im hitting on you but my heart isnt in it it feels wrong this way id rather just have you make me vaguely uncomfortable do you wanna do that instead #incest
any tips dude im down to learn but its pretty tough
relaxing right now shades are off im calm
guess so haha a dave will be a dave
how am i so stupid
i spent a long ass time trying to replicate my bros scent and i still feel like i havent nailed it #incest
i want to stuff my nose against him as he holds me there and makes me suffocate on his smell #nsfw #incest
Watch me spit bars harder than a Strider, Squeak. My name is LL My beats are sick ALLLL Striders are gay CowLLick.
I also still miss my dick. #nsfw
i can't dø this i just can't i can't i cant
call me dave the way i be striding #post
wanting attention as i pretty much always do forever
does he want me #incest
didn't yøu fucking bløck me? fuck øff
fucking- ugh. i. think abøut getting filmed, sømetimes. i can't even tell if i like it. it freaks me øut but the lack øf cøntrøl alsø kinda... idk. #cptsd #nsfw #magicanøn
dirk telling me all of the fucked up fantasies he has or has had in the past while riding me #nsfw #incest
i need better comic ideas i feel like im running pretty dry here maybe i need to add a new character
Oh alright that's a FOOTJOB post right SMACK dab in the middle of EVERYTHING. No one knows how to be INCLUSIVE these days. Not all of us HAVE feet. #nsfw
what
øk yeah the kidnapping was kinda fucked in hindsight but she's sø cute abøut it #vaguepøsting #abuse #yandere
nothing man just wanted to make some dumb comments not that deep you can stop dragging it out bro
read the first word in my last reply cmon dude i know you arent that illiterate
wrong i was thrown really hard and the force reshaped my face into that of a cool guy with cool opinions and sweet shades but close enough
off it boss
on it boss
why couldnt he love me
i'm sure they have their reasøns but høw can anyøne find that man attractive #vaguepøst
bull.
given it's a strider trait in general nah shits definitely genetic
cøurse i'm stupid but at least when i dø it it's intentiønal. yøu gøt an excuse?
gød take me and whøever is reading this we ready #chittrneedsarapture
hey man he raised me well you dont know anything i can be annoying on the internet and be good at fighting ass kicking extends to mentally exhausting someone online with the bullshit my brain conjures up
It Is.
yknow i still feel like i swallowed glass but rose gave me appy slices so i think i'm good
striders infighting? :B interesting.
Pretty Sure It Is Genetic
opinion considered and disregarded.
i got hacked
i dont have a problem actually im very well adjusted
allow is a strong word.
called him a dork and he called me a "no life jerkoff" i feel like he mightve taken it a little personally.
im not mad i just think you should explode forever
ok man.
maybe keep it that way the others are all super fucking lame so youll just be disappointed
you inspired part of it but i just seem to be drowning in dirks lately and i cant believe how you all somehow manage to look cool meanwhile i see people im humiliated to say are technically me every goddamn day
whatever you say all seeing big brother eye ill be sure to really hunker down and do better just for you so i can one up the other daves
too many damn versions of my bro on here theyre all so different from each other too and not like in the personality department but in the looks i guess it isnt so different with the other versions of myself but god damn if these guys arent fucking super models sometimes makes me wonder if i got the short end of the genetic stick or if all daves are destined to either look super dorky or super ugly thank god i didnt get the ugly side of the coin toss or id be shit out of luck with this whole online biz
haha uhh thank you i think? but also FU? i think??
i wanna fuck him while folded over him and whining about how good he feels and how i love him while he tells me to suck it up and i cum inside and he scolds me for it because i wasnt supposed to but i just couldnt help it #incest #nsfw
god i wanna top him but pathetically you know i want to fuck my brothers mouth without being able to restrain myself or control my hips fuck #nsfw #incest
there are bits and pieces i dont remember about him so sometimes i like to pretend that he probably used to cuddle me and stuff and i just forgot it ha #incest #yearning
Merp meow I say meowingly
haha ew do not talk to me like that. anyway yeah that is a pretty average life span i think but if i'm lucky you might not make 60.
hey man youre right but dont say it out loud
everything was for him i was trying so hard #vent
every day my point is proven further and further. kill dirk strider.
ill fucking kill myself and this time i fucking mean it #suicide #cw-self-harm