Dirk
@tortuousHorace
don't worry about it.
all the dave's really are the same.
you are so needy. not a good look.
i get a lot of flak for the pills, the coke, and the reeses cup addiction but as awful as those might be at least ive never touched league of legends
was going to mention how low your bar is but the peanut butter cup hate was more shocking.
see you know to stand beside me for the important issues we have to put aside our mutual distaste for me and join forces to fight the real monsters here
at least it's mutual. could not be this way but i know that's hard for dave's.
he's GOT to be pushing fifty. acting like some p.s.a drug dealer. a little shame is good dave.
i dont sell drugs i distribute them as gifts
and you aren't business minded.
i should clarify to basically all dirks no im not mistaking you for "my dirk" my "dirk" is a forty year old man who lives in an apartment with his puppet child-bride the guy you call "bro" is basically a dead-ringer for my lil guy
@tortuousHorace you react in the same way it really makes wanna just pinch your cheeks
if your dirk was worth his weight in shit he'd have put you out of your misery. all of those drugs frying your brain dave. might be the most pathetic version of yourself on here.
aww look at you getting all snappy at me if your banner wasnt a pin-up of call i mightve be more bothered, lil man anyways he prefers to go by "derrick" makes him sound less like a kid. which ngl i know patronizing paternal affection is not the desired outcome but that is mad adorbs
i'm starting to see why he's the way he is. great job dave.
little bastard said calling my mole a cutiemark was cringe. guardianship is a prison.
he just haha doesn't understand u-u
what are you scooby doo. don't even know where to start. so i won't.
thought i raised him right. have to wonder where i went wrong, have to assume it's just a dave thing. something wrong with all of them.
you even old enough to be on this site? not a schoolyard bully kid.
there's sooooo many haha of them on here that just don't haha GET IT! It can't be you doing anything wrong if all hehe of them are hehe like that
you're old enough to drink? i'd ask how but that's how time works. i'm 24 so i can tell you to grow up. grow up dave. mine has the excuse of being a child.
i want to believe that. but if they were all raised by me's something had to go wrong somewhere. it's disappointing so many of them are failures.
how am i so stupid
any tips dude im down to learn but its pretty tough
yeah. stop trying to fuck my alternates or moaning about wanting to.
to be fair i have succeeded multiple times idk i feel like if you fucked me about it maybe id stop #nsfw #incest
course you have and look how it hasn't worked. yeah, i could but you want it to bad. where's the fun in that?
yeah fair point it ended up with a lot of nightmares actually but you know a lot of this is about the fantasy not actually doing it honestly im hitting on you but my heart isnt in it it feels wrong this way id rather just have you make me vaguely uncomfortable do you wanna do that instead #incest
oh davey, you really never do learn do you. can't make me do anything. come on boy work for it a lil. maybe i can be convinced.
man i feel like the more i beg or try to earn it the less youll want to do it though
so you want me to do all the work. exactly why i don't wanna fuck you. what if i wanted to ignore you, won't push you off, like how pathetic you are, want to see how far you'll go. not just about your fantasy's dave. you're selfish, that's your problem. yowling like a cat in fucking heat.
fuck okay yeah youre right my bad bro just please dont stop talking to me over this ill figure out how to do it right okay ill find what makes you tick i can show you videos of me with fuckass awful puppets or like show you how strong i am now or something
see and you wanted to give up. don't be rude boy, they're charming, full of whimsy. i like how eager you are, it's got it's own charm sometime. dm me the videos and i'll consider playing along a bit longer.
are other versions of me all horny whores. #nsfw
lil bit. no one wants to be tortured semi horny style so why waste the energy.
excuses.
i will make a deranged horny chit, just for you.