Dirk
@tortuousHorace
don't worry about it.
i am not the worst dirk here. there's the puppet gore one but he's still very reasonable
no, not particularly. i have files of every dave here to track their success and fail rate.
why is it always one of my alternates.
as a law 0f the universe at least 0ne dirk must remain pregnant at all times
idk man but for the record most of my alts are hardly much better
they clearly live 4 the drama man it cant b helped
all the dave's really are the same.
he's GOT to be pushing fifty. acting like some p.s.a drug dealer. a little shame is good dave.
little bastard said calling my mole a cutiemark was cringe. guardianship is a prison.
avoiding responsibility. the puppets aren't weird, you just don't get it. it's beyond you.
"i shouldnt of let him have access to the internet so early" bro
it doesn't exactly counter the: i am completely devoid of any accountability does it dave? i'm sure the internet wasn't his only issue.
interesting you jump to those two. i hadn't assumed either. was thinking general neglect. there something you wanna get off your chest?
fuck no neglect sure thats where i was going with the premature internet access
never say some shit like that about me and my literal rape/molestation baby again
i didn't say anything dave, it's your world. we're all just living in it remember.
how many times can i watch dead silence and jerk off when she's using the human ventriloquist dummy? it's hard seeing people live your dreams.
sometimes i have to consider my strong negative feelings for dave's is forced. then they say something fucking stupid and no, they are in fact just that annoying.
i love making him worse.
he's more tolerable like this.
means you know your place davey. that's good.
to add to my last chit: i like it when they cry.
i need to indulge in knife play more often. choking gets the job done, forces compliance but there's something about the clean glide of a blade through fabric or skin.
lil bastard gave me a concussion
it's always trauma with dave. get over it lil man.
i can tell you were dropped as a child. get it together boy, you're embarrassing.
wrong i was thrown really hard and the force reshaped my face into that of a cool guy with cool opinions and sweet shades but close enough
no it was really cool when it happened and also i wasnt aware i was a baby keep up man
read the first word in my last reply cmon dude i know you arent that illiterate
nothing man just wanted to make some dumb comments not that deep you can stop dragging it out bro
are all dave's stupid? genuinely because it can't be genetic.
given it's a strider trait in general nah shits definitely genetic
cøurse i'm stupid but at least when i dø it it's intentiønal. yøu gøt an excuse?
i can't tell. large dave population, all of you can't be doing it intentionally. i didn't get that gene lil man.
you really don't need to feed kids everyday. every 2-3 days teaches self-efficacy and independence.
you seem stupid, i take it back. how old are you boy? do you know that?
im 18 and extremely intelligent actually i just felt conflicted by what you said which should be understandable considering it was like a two in one combo meal deal on insulting and complimenting
i see and i'll be the judge of that. yes, i can tell from the way you're reacting to my chits. it was an observation, you SHOULD know better but i'll keep an eye on you like the others.
whatever you say all seeing big brother eye ill be sure to really hunker down and do better just for you so i can one up the other daves
i doubt it. at most top ten and the latter half of that. only dave i've spoken to so great job.
maybe keep it that way the others are all super fucking lame so youll just be disappointed
i'm seeing that. i have to wonder where their brother's went wrong. it won't happen to my dave, that's all that matters.