♠ hated by @tortuousHorace
ok true but i want him i think there s something wrong with me
I like to think I'm raising my little bro a lot better then some alternate bros have, why? Cause I'm still alive and where are most of the others? Dead.
bull shit. you know i shared because we both shared him in one day. and for your info, i did send the videos. not my fault if you gave me the wrong number to send it too. why dont you start then?
you and i both know i don’t mind sharing but you’ve been taken a lot more of his time so im stepping in and telling you, you’ve had enough of a turn. why don’t you go back to your dave for a little.
you can back off my little bro at any time you know. hes mine to torture.
i døn't act like that
still hate that puppet
write that down write that down
i mightve daddy'ed when i shoulda fathered
cmon pretty boy, show me those teeth
im a dave. its true
the sideburns were a ruse it all makes sense now
What level of bald? Full shiny bare ass head, or just where the hat was?
He was, undoubtedly, bald as fuck under there.
I went back to our old apartment not too long after the bombs dropped, when there were still some functional cars. Wanted to see if he was alive. He was dead and bald LMAO.
fuck i never even considered this mine never did take off his hat indoors worldview: shattered
Something to ponder, ain’t it?
Hilarious.
Hmm...
he was
Wonder if Dave’s Bro was balding.
i identify as a nuisance
alexa how do i say "im gonna make you see god" without sounding cocky?
im entering my humble era its where i dont change how i act, talk, or think but i tell everyone im in my humble era so far working out pretty well
see i said exactly that (great minds think alike) and i was told i sounded egocentric i even prefaced it with "not to sound egocentric"
buddy i could be deep throating a traffic cone and still get a word in edgewise
bout to introduce a booty call to a new religious figure
dudes got that kind of pretty face that perfectly compliments the pillow
im a complex and pragmatic character its impossible to contain just positives in my many many many multitudes but you possess a single attribute: youre adorable cmon youre digging through my old posts to get a comment in id say more but if i publically expose you too hard youll ghost me for a week
Proud of you, but at the same time... Reeses cups? Really? With so many objectively better candies out there?
i will absolutely call out a stray like from DAYS AGO im keeping receipts, im tracking calls, and im waiting to spring that information at the perfect time
got anymore?
oh shit a hate/mediate/pity combo wave he means business real talk i get how i might be annoying to a dirk and its probably real annoying that im not taking him seriously but hes a version of someone i love so yknow its just well cmon i might always love my pizza place most of all but pizza is pizza so i cant hate it/him this is deepdish stuff
ive been asked about my age since my lil bro is in his 40s yes i am a 25 year old with a 40 year old little brother no i will not field anymore questions
twinks primarily people who see my eternally youthful visage (no work btw) and go wait a moment shouldnt you be ancient
fyi im not gonna make any effort to change so im requesting help in the form of a key chain or pill #substance
man i know hes trying to be serious and degrading but i cant it just reminds me of his pissy teenager phase asking for help crowd-funding is open
love ya lil man
you do your freak shit with nary a doubt that your bro approves of it
okay maybe we could talk about cal but otherwise full support
thanks i think hes pretty great too
aww look at you getting all snappy at me if your banner wasnt a pin-up of call i mightve be more bothered, lil man anyways he prefers to go by "derrick" makes him sound less like a kid. which ngl i know patronizing paternal affection is not the desired outcome but that is mad adorbs
@tortuousHorace you react in the same way it really makes wanna just pinch your cheeks
i should clarify to basically all dirks no im not mistaking you for "my dirk" my "dirk" is a forty year old man who lives in an apartment with his puppet child-bride the guy you call "bro" is basically a dead-ringer for my lil guy
im glad to see lil man dropping the ball is a universal pandemic and not just a case of bad parenting bad timing? maybe but it saves my ego in other news, any dudes out there looking to date a socially maladapted 40 year old man with a puppet fetish? serious offers only
to be fair i have succeeded multiple times idk i feel like if you fucked me about it maybe id stop #nsfw #incest
nah i’m keeping that one to myself. after all he’s still my little brother.
read the first word in my last reply cmon dude i know you arent that illiterate
off it boss
you are a no life jerkoff get out of my replies