♠ hated by @tortuousHorace
im a complex and pragmatic character its impossible to contain just positives in my many many many multitudes but you possess a single attribute: youre adorable cmon youre digging through my old posts to get a comment in id say more but if i publically expose you too hard youll ghost me for a week
Proud of you, but at the same time... Reeses cups? Really? With so many objectively better candies out there?
i will absolutely call out a stray like from DAYS AGO im keeping receipts, im tracking calls, and im waiting to spring that information at the perfect time
got anymore?
oh shit a hate/mediate/pity combo wave he means business real talk i get how i might be annoying to a dirk and its probably real annoying that im not taking him seriously but hes a version of someone i love so yknow its just well cmon i might always love my pizza place most of all but pizza is pizza so i cant hate it/him this is deepdish stuff
ive been asked about my age since my lil bro is in his 40s yes i am a 25 year old with a 40 year old little brother no i will not field anymore questions
twinks primarily people who see my eternally youthful visage (no work btw) and go wait a moment shouldnt you be ancient
fyi im not gonna make any effort to change so im requesting help in the form of a key chain or pill #substance
man i know hes trying to be serious and degrading but i cant it just reminds me of his pissy teenager phase asking for help crowd-funding is open
love ya lil man
you do your freak shit with nary a doubt that your bro approves of it
okay maybe we could talk about cal but otherwise full support
thanks i think hes pretty great too
aww look at you getting all snappy at me if your banner wasnt a pin-up of call i mightve be more bothered, lil man anyways he prefers to go by "derrick" makes him sound less like a kid. which ngl i know patronizing paternal affection is not the desired outcome but that is mad adorbs
@tortuousHorace you react in the same way it really makes wanna just pinch your cheeks
i should clarify to basically all dirks no im not mistaking you for "my dirk" my "dirk" is a forty year old man who lives in an apartment with his puppet child-bride the guy you call "bro" is basically a dead-ringer for my lil guy
im glad to see lil man dropping the ball is a universal pandemic and not just a case of bad parenting bad timing? maybe but it saves my ego in other news, any dudes out there looking to date a socially maladapted 40 year old man with a puppet fetish? serious offers only
to be fair i have succeeded multiple times idk i feel like if you fucked me about it maybe id stop #nsfw #incest
nah i’m keeping that one to myself. after all he’s still my little brother.
read the first word in my last reply cmon dude i know you arent that illiterate
off it boss
you are a no life jerkoff get out of my replies