@tortureWheel — #wheeloftorturecastingcall
[IRON MAIDEN] <[DEAR VIEWERS! After countless nights of bickering and checking our potential contestants' digital footprint, we are finally READY to introduce this SEASON'S PARTICIPANTS!] <[CONGRATULATIONS, @payMe @surlyTabloid @ultimateSurvivor @panglossianPoltergeist @omnipotentMech @incendiaryRapscallion @celestialAbsurdity @ramblingIndividual @resilientPhilanthropist @decoratedNonconformist @cationicAgonist!] <[You've been personally selected to participate in Alternia's MOST DEADLY GAME! Please DM your humble TV HOST to receive your contract and backstage pass! We can't wait to see y...Read more
[IMMOLATION] <[I am proud to ANNOUNCE that the contestant application form has been officially CLOSED! Let us take a look at those SWEET, SWEET naive individuals! If you had been chosen, you will receive a MESSAGE BACK soon!] <[But that's not the only NEWS tonight! We have decided to invite a SPECIAL GUEST for the upcoming FIRST EPISODE of WHEEL OF TORTURE! They caught our attention with their ENDLESS CHARM, UNCONVENTIAL MINDSET and the BURNING DESIRE to GET TO KNOW our dear contestants... totally not because we're SEVERELY UNDERSTAFFED!] <[STAY TUNED!] <[#wheeloftorturecastingcall #secretguest ...Read more
[IMMOLATION] <[WOW! Cut the cameras! What's here I see? Pretty promising CONTESTANTS so far! HERE'S your reminder of our OPEN CASTING CALL! SIGN UP NOW! ↓ #wheeloftorturecastingcall]
[SNAKE PIT] <[Good morning, ALTERNIA! May I remind you, our casting call is OPEN! Sign up now and win great PRIZES and unforgettable MEMORIES! #wheeloftorturecastingcall]
[IRON MAIDEN] <[LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! This is the moment you were waiting for!] <[That's right! WE'RE OFFICIALLY OPENING CASTING CALL for WHEEL OF TORTURE! Grand prize of 1,000,000 CAEGARS! Think you got what it takes? THEN SIGN UP NOW!!!! I'M GONNA SPIN THE WHEEL AND WHOEVER IT LANDS ON CAN DATE ME!!! HAHAHA!!! SIGN MY GOREGLE FORM!] <[(On the other hand, did I really have to say THIS...? Seems like a CHEAP marketing trick!)] <[#wheeloftorturecastingcall #joinnow #winprizes #uh #spinthewheel #staytuned]
