@tortureWheel — #wheeloftorturecastingcall
[IMMOLATION] <[WOW! Cut the cameras! What's here I see? Pretty promising CONTESTANTS so far! HERE'S your reminder of our OPEN CASTING CALL! SIGN UP NOW! ↓ #wheeloftorturecastingcall]
[SNAKE PIT] <[Good morning, ALTERNIA! May I remind you, our casting call is OPEN! Sign up now and win great PRIZES and unforgettable MEMORIES! #wheeloftorturecastingcall]
[IRON MAIDEN] <[LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! This is the moment you were waiting for!] <[That's right! WE'RE OFFICIALLY OPENING CASTING CALL for WHEEL OF TORTURE! Grand prize of 1,000,000 CAEGARS! Think you got what it takes? THEN SIGN UP NOW!!!! I'M GONNA SPIN THE WHEEL AND WHOEVER IT LANDS ON CAN DATE ME!!! HAHAHA!!! SIGN MY GOREGLE FORM!] <[(On the other hand, did I really have to say THIS...? Seems like a CHEAP marketing trick!)] <[#wheeloftorturecastingcall #joinnow #winprizes #uh #spinthewheel #staytuned]
