roxie :3

wait did i imply the big hreen fuck fucks th little hreen oens? thts not what i meant wjoops they r gay Around him like lil fairies not derogatory liek actual ones #suggestive

#suggestive

Kult: +5

Total: 5

my othr fumble tip for my sondaughtrdadmoms out there do #nawt go 4 cronus no mattr how cute u thnk u might b

#nawt

Kult: +30

Kull: +30

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.00

o its prolly not good 2 go 4 those like green guys either the funny 1s with the eggs n shitt

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

but thts bc liketheyre all up bein gay with mr lord bitchface

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

THEY DO WHAT.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @unmakerUnmade[UU]

what

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

Joey Claire Extraordinaire!

Y’KNOW WHAT NEVERMIND I DON’T WANNA KNOW.

@puzzlingPrimadonna[PP]

almost made this mistake. thanks!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

7 hours ago

seein some1 else fumble liek hell ua its a damily trait now not just me

Kult: +47

Kull: +40

Total: 87

Ratio: 1.18

Dawn Strider

7 hours ago

@talonedGlamrock[TG]

why did you do this to me

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @talonedGlamrock[TG]

7 hours ago

i had teh whole tl pityin me one time bc i fumbled so bad

Kult: +9

Total: 9

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

Dawn Strider

@talonedGlamrock[TG]

i've been cursed by birthright this sucks

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @talonedGlamrock[TG]

some1 had 2 get my loser genes

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Dirk Strider

@timaeusTurning[TT]

It's so fucked up.

↩ @timaeusTurning[TT]

u gotta lean in2 it bc sometimes ur so pathetic some1 wants 2 take u out

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

either on s date or with a gun

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

Dirk Strider

@timaeusTurning[TT]

Actually, yeah I can see how that could maybe work.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

nitemare blunt rotstion but its me n all my alts starin eahc other in the eye while so high we want 2 throw up n die #substance

#substance

Kult: +41

Kull: +35

Total: 76

Ratio: 1.17

can i be there to tripsit i feel like you would all want someone present to manage snack acquisition.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gadaboutTrickster[GT]

ur always invited :)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

Discofurry Channel (they/them)

yay!!! :D i'll make some mozzarella sticks!

↩ @gadaboutTrickster[GT]

@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < snackquisition

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Callie Mallie

@justCallie[JC]

X Do u want weed from me for this? #substance x

#substance

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gadaboutTrickster[GT]

9 hours ago

yay :3

↩ @justCallie[JC]

9 hours ago

mayb i will hit u up if it evr occurs

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#brave #intentionallyspelledthtway

pityin me askin a quastion #intentionallyspelledthtway i liek 2 admit when i dont kno things #brave

Kult: +20

Total: 20

whay ghe fuck is a reptar

Kult: +32

Kull: +20

Total: 52

Ratio: 1.60

Snowman

@blackestQuasar[BQ]

It's what Casper calls Lord English. I expect it is somewhat demeaning.

Kult: +15

Total: 15

the cartoon green dinosaur parody of godzilla from a show about babies called rugrats.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @blackestQuasar[BQ]

aaaaaaaahhhh okie dokie

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gadaboutTrickster[GT]

ok tht makes sense

Kult: +5

Total: 5

ngl id get tht english guy if he wanst a big ol dick n also if hsi disry said he wasnt a misogynist in an epic song

Kult: +44

Kull: +40

Total: 84

Ratio: 1.10

…WHAT DO YOU MEAN “GET”.

dane strider

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

pfft you said big ol dick

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntechVaulthead[TV]

hell ya i did

↩ @unmakerUnmade[UU]

u kno like id go maueb tht guy has a point jes got substance hes got tht jay nay say quoi

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

OKAY. YOU’VE MADE ME PARANOID FROM LAST TIME.

↩ @unmakerUnmade[UU]

nah im gnna get u in a diff way

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

*WHAT*???????????

↩ @unmakerUnmade[UU]

im liek every other girl i go teehee n kick my feet when ppl like my nocknames for them

Kult: +50

Kull: +5

Total: 55

Ratio: 10.00

oh that is so powerful.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

lime...

Kult: +30

Kull: +20

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

do you want me to make you something to go with that lime or would you rather just have the lime?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gadaboutTrickster[GT]

jst have the lime

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

but thank u my darlingest jinxy

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#reference2thtonetumbkrpost #nsfw

attagirl im hard in my jeorts #nsfw #reference2thtonetumbkrpost

Kult: +10

Total: 10

im so smooth n subtle u coudl call me lotion

Kult: +30

Kull: +10

Total: 40

Ratio: 3.00

Curree Erzhix

@packageHandler[PH]

roxy lalotion

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @packageHandler[PH]

hell yaaaaaaaaa

Kult: +10

Total: 10

shwied my discuples ur titty tuesdays n they went mewow #nsfw #ig

#nsfw #ig

Kult: +85

Kull: +55

Total: 140

Ratio: 1.55

i haven't met a cat who doesn't want to lay right on the girls yet.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @unmakerUnmade[UU]

depends r u lettin me in them titties

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gadaboutTrickster[GT]

built in cat beds babeyy

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

I. HOLD ON WHAT.

↩ @unmakerUnmade[UU]

what

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

WHAT WAS THAT YOU JUST ASKED ME.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @unmakerUnmade[UU]

haha idk mustve been the wind

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

????

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

Calliope Lalonde

@uxorialUmbra[UU]

my dad??????????? >:U

↩ @uxorialUmbra[UU]

wow i wondr who said tht thts crazy tht anyone would want him

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

chittr hates a bitch tht is based

Kult: +27

Total: 27

is it a dilf if its a wierd green alien

Kult: +77

Kull: +80

Total: 157

Ratio: 0.96

↩ @turingTested[TT]

tru @unashamedUnmaker do u wanna b a milf

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

……WHAT.

↩ @unmakerUnmade[UU]

i thnk its p clear what im aksin

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

I. I GUESS I’M A “DILF”?

↩ @unmakerUnmade[UU]

k filin tht 4 later

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

NOW YOU HOLD ON ONE MOMENT. WHY DO YOU NEED THIS INFORMATION.

↩ @unmakerUnmade[UU]

dont worry abt it

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

I’M WORRYING ABOUT IT.

↩ @unmakerUnmade[UU]

jst xosnider tht ur prolly hot

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

UMMMMMMMMMMM. THANKS??

Kult: +5

Total: 5

i cannawt read half of the txt on here can i b so real

Kult: +79

Kull: +75

Total: 154

Ratio: 1.05

↩ @unmakerUnmade[UU]

ill glasse sur ass

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP.

↩ @unmakerUnmade[UU]

2 late ass glasses

@cathexisGyromancer @embellishedBookworm

8=l < Use the gears on other users' profiles to edit their te%t color to your liking @cathe%isGyromancer @embellishedBookworm

↩ @craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

KARKAT VANTAS

@cathexisGyromancer[CG]

FOR EVERY FUCKING PROFILE? I DON'T CARE ENOUGH ABOUT WHAT THE MAJORITY OF THE PEONS HAVE TO SAY FOR *THAT*.

↩ @cathexisGyromancer[CG]

8=l < I do it for people I want to read 8=l < Or people who post enough to annoy me

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

but that doesn't solve the problem, some quirks are so bad!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @embellishedBookworm[EB]

8=l < Some quir% are terrible I agree

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

like there's this one person who is like, just a numbers station or something. no clue what's going on there.

↩ @embellishedBookworm[EB]

8=l < Ah yes 8=l < I don't think that person act001ly intends to be interacted with

Kult: +5

Total: 5

boss regen but its hwo much u gotta wait til u can go again hey is this a hit post or what #nsfw

#nsfw

Kult: +17

Total: 17

chillin wtih my disicples at the cat cafe (aka all da cats) rlly hard not 2 click on all the titty pics

Kult: +21

Kull: +5

Total: 26

Ratio: 4.20

Just Nyrita

@bummelBoogie[BB]

show them to the (ats

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#evrydayischittydaywhenuhavemypfp #owned

titty tuesday more liek chitty tuesday #owned #evrydayischittydaywhenuhavemypfp

Kult: +30

Kull: +15

Total: 45

Ratio: 2.00

R.L.

@tempestousTheophany[TT]

well it's a good profile pic. :p

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tempestousTheophany[TT]

#joke #ikmowtheylayeggslikebirds

gogole can trolls get perfnant #joke #ikmowtheylayeggslikebirds

Kult: +40

Kull: +27

Total: 67

Ratio: 1.48

GOATlux Captor

@telekineticArmageddon[TA]

or like BUGS. were insect0id. some 0f us have chitin.

Dawn Strider

@talonedGlamrock[TG]

they should *redacted*

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @telekineticArmageddon[TA]

GOATlux Captor

@telekineticArmageddon[TA]

THE NAME OF THE SITE IS "CHITTER".

Riiane Connol

@ramblingIndividual[RI]

print("no sorry") print("or maybe it is a good thing for you i do not know")

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @telekineticArmageddon[TA]

bird swag

its jst me n my phat ass agsint the world

Kult: +40

Kull: +15

Total: 55

Ratio: 2.67

Bucket Cumjar

@terribleFate[TF]

Yeah that's called sitting down, hun.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Riiane Connol

@ramblingIndividual[RI]

print("seems like a good ally in this world")

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @terribleFate[TF]