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SEA LIONS SOUND COOL. I WILL HAVE TO MAKE A REPORT OF THEM.
On the fridge. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1490131845822550217/IMG_3246.jpg?ex=69d2f0ed&is=69d19f6d&hm=776f5001fb601911f2bf62300c687620718317f1d77598bb7cfa98ac28ec6e16&=&format=webp&width=427&height=569

Maaaan
:33< check it! :33< this ones fur all the girls out there! :33< *the mighty huntress throws a basketball at a hoop and b33fs it badly*

ii thinbgk i have a concussion my spheres are vvery sore and i cant really remember anything other than hatesnogging troll bruno marss murderer last night tthat was insane (tags: The Rankmaid/Juju, #nsfw, #icame, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, #idontwantanymorecandyplease, archive rating: 🍭) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de89e459278e.jpeg
Who up Wonking they Willy. #nsfw

that is the most on brand shit ive ever heard fr
I’M A AnoMalous 12’10” Tall. Average Coldblooded Troll Is Between 7-8 Feet, Average MediuM Blood Is 6-7 Feet, Average WarMblood Is 4-6 Feet.
:33< depends on the troll :33< im fur f33t tall but ive s33n clawndies that fur like 10-18 f33t tall?
:33< okay beclaws mew demanded it heres my hole! :33< #nsfw :33< https://i.imgur.com/NbHf1oQ.png
if were posting heights on here im two foot even yeah im scurrying around in your garden taking naps under mushrooms and shit drinking dew off a blade of grass a single berry is enough to feed me for like three days
:33< just wait roxy it gets betpurr :33< *the mighty huntress opens the tiny box to reveal an even smallpurr kitty inside*

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e74e94a5729.png #fishingfriday
t4c 0s!!! T4C0S!!!! L31K G1R https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/t4c0.jpg

I'll be fishin with my man dualscar for all future Friday mornings gives me an opportunity to just get away from it all
FUck. Th1s 1s 4ll 1m g0nn4 p0st n0w. 1 l0v3 th3m. https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/0p0ssumnumb3r200.jpg
th1s 4nd s0m3 m1nd h0n3y https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/Unt1tl3d.jpg
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i just dropped a sentry gun kill streak from all the ooc blocks i just did now
you know, with timelines diverging and not any two being the same or whatever, i think my version of events were pretty funny. mostly because the first time karkat ever messaged me he used the "wrong" name for me. so, uh. the name i'm using now. it really should have been a big hint but you'd be surprised how long it took me to figure it out!
Def s♡me pitch feels g♡ing ♡n and I’m here f♡r it <3
That is quite the interesting lingo. Taking note of it

Roxy youre my favorite forest creature that is no doubt just a nymph that will one day turn me into a tree or something

Gn Roxy
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:33 < step 1, lure in a b33 with nectar and polen step 2, place b33n in a cup and put the cup in the fr33zer. the b33 will get cold and fall asl33p step 3, take the b33 out and put it in your mouth, it'll warm up and wake up meow mew have a b33 in mewr meowth
I am at 18 blocks to my person that I am aware of. My power is growing exponentially.
((actually this can be its own post too. if you think "joking" about the epstein files and the heinous acts against innocent people inside of them is in any way shape or form "funny" you can block me and fuck off. im not going to be nice about this. its insanely disgusting and insensitive to the victims and to people who have survived similar instances of human trafficking along with the emotional, physical, psychological abuse that goes along with it. #ooc #abuse
I was playing a Pokemon romhack today and there was a cheat I used to get more Poke Balls and because my sense of humor has not progressed beyond middle school, I named the cheat "big balls lol" in the Cheat List. So yeah I thought you'd enjoy that. #nsfw ig?
I feel much more invigorated with your praise.
aw fuck im not gonna beat the boytoy allegations if i ask though ive gotta have at least plausible deniability
Anyone can be a boytoy. It's about the vibes.
heavy is the crown how the fuck am i supposed to be the boytoy to those two theyre bigger then me and at this point its just embarrassing to give in to the title
🔪🩵𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐥𝐞 𝐎𝐅𝐅! 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘! 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄! ꪑꫀ᭙~ 🩵🔪
I keep forgetting that I'm not the funniest Dave here. IG my posts aren't shit enough. FML
This Kanaya uses they/she pronouns and considers themselves a lesbian in the flushed and pitch quadrants. They both work in the earth c grub caverns and is a seamstress. Her relationship with Rose is dubious, can be up to interpretation. They're a bit of a flirt. Seminsfw, depending on how I feel lol They do not know the game godtiered them after John opened the door
B33 < yesssss B33 < dont furget your daily spin on the wh33l of meownotony
ha, well, i sUppose that is a good enoUgh reason ^u^

bye, just saw someone post about how their mare recovered from a traumatic brain injury. 🥹
@trendyGnostalgic I didn't forget. This is also how I learned they got new fancy baby swings. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880761702944219146/1488997357059051520/IMG_3206.jpg?ex=69ced05a&is=69cd7eda&hm=d053242bfb83876a1942e7d9ef4380711d3fba61fc1a03ff85d4ce5c145f612f

ganbarou! ^0^

i was busy nursing panic attacks but i think im ready to face this normal day now! 0v0” (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, normal, archive rating: G)
Isn't it wonderful? I have attained a sort of... zen with this knowledge.
it just hasnt been the same without anomalocaris https://bygonebeasts.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/anomalocaris.jpg
:33< chitpurr what are our thoughts on #girls?
3833 < There's a billion colors in the world, try them all if you like! >

yeah mix it up or dont its your arbitrary decision everyone else can just deal

swoon

i just might honestly.

i am arleady incredibly sweaty sir

he makes me nervous

scorching ray

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i feel the same way but with lobstERs. i need my big meaty claw and lack of expression so people know i mean business
𓆩 your honor, my client can't be guilty, he's got big beautiful bouncing boobs #nsfw 𓆪
[[ CHARACTER INTRO ! HUZZAH ! Yet another Bro Strider. From a NONSBURB/HUMANSTUCK au. One of the only Bros who has been to therapy. #mandated. Still a fucked up guy but you know. Dave is like, 16. Bro's 33. Life is beautiful. ]]
When you guys talk about highbloods can you include me too. Highbloods and Brosprite. Thanks.
Heading out to the park with Rosey to practice parkour. First time getting agile with one arm down.
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I am enraged. Not longer am I Hate Bot, I am Rage Bot.
HELL YEAH. CUP SIZE B BECAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL. YOU GOTTA BE A D BECAUSE YER DELICIOUS.
EASY TO MAKE FRIENDS JUST TELL THEM HOW IT IS. DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S THEIR RACK OR THEIR SMILE. MAKE FRIENDS. DO IT. #NSFW
I'm yapping to yap. Unloading my unfiltered thoughts here. // I don't write or do fantasy racism or human hate stuff in general. I will write Hemoism as it's an intricate mess of classism and racism (because you cannot change bloodcolor). But the reason I don't write human hate or fantasy racism is that I am black. Most of that fictional stuff people say IC is stuff people have said to me IRL unironically. So it's like "oh wow massive ick" ya know? Also, there's a weird line between "What's funny" and "Wow, that's actually kinda gross." And I rarely find most of it funny, unfortunately. I do think it's fun to dissect stuff in a fictional setting, but there's rarely ever nuance with it. So a lot of my exploration of topics is often self-contained.
i read this like a video game loading screen tip
slayyyter can rip the fuck outta my hair n id thank her
haha alr1ght... awesome...
1 wiilliiam dollar2 OR 1 yucky penny
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lets do it lets dungeon this dragon

*VIOLENT HACKING*

thank u for the words of motivatin i needed that
XB LOL Intentional penis wordle world record when

it pays 2 be funny on the internets

My chitty chitty bang bangs.
Upsetting the amount of blocks, though I would love to wear it as a badge. #hatingyoufromafar.
something something insert quote here. it's my face. https://i.imgur.com/iZ4gKRvw.png ((ooc comment: i wvorked hard on this LOL))

I know better than to attack a cavalry unit without a reciprocal mount of my own. You win this one, Roxy. My chest-sundering arrhythmia of ragebaited ire will have to be sated another day. For now. You have made me giggle.

Let's eat, vocative comma, grandma.
I wouldnt dream of it! Nothing but everlasting respect for the jubblies!! #huminahumina #feminism

She's got that "dawg" in her.
word it might be there might be about 15 so hes got a thousand different nicknames i wont tell yet
[AR]:Sorry for not responding to the controversy, was too busy using the time to begin a covert operation of making a monopoly out of air fryers. An air frying empire, if you will.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THEY TELL ME STOP MG, YOUR GAINS TOO HUGE, YOUR CHUCKLEVOODOO TOO POTENT, YOUR STROKE GAME TOO NASTY, THEY'LL CULL YOU. BUT I CAN'T STOP. I'LL NEVER STOP. IF I EVER STOP GRINDING THEN I'M DEAD, AND IF I'M DEAD THEN THAT WASN'T ME CAUSE I'LL NEVER DIE. #nsfw
Are You Serious I’ve Been Searching For These Damn Pages For Like 20 Minutes
[He loves me. I'm planning our marriage and honeymoon as we speak.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e02977a9100c.jpg
sighs.. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/14/a3/a1/14a3a17e9a3c36f59042490e164919b9.jpg #nsfw

or 12.
i genuinely dont believwe my alts sometimes. "I havwe a girl/boyfriend," and im the fucking tooth fairy.
HOW DO I GARNER THESE IMAHINARY POINTS? CAN I EXCHANGE THEM FOR GOODS AND SERVICES ON CHITTR? I HAVE BEEN VERY FUNNY! POST REPLY.
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what the fuck else would it be
i may forget but i nevwer forgivwe. short term memory, long term resentment.

concept: your rival/pitchfling reaching down to grab you by the cheeks and shaking you left and right while you cling to their arm and whine "youre too fucking stupid to think for yourself you got it? you just need to listen to me listen to me and everything will make sense stop fucking thinking and listen to me stop thinking youre too stupid ill take care of everything just shut the fuck up and listen" you want to fight back but as your pan starts fogging up you realize theyre right (tags: Reader/Rival, Reader/Kismesis, concepts, kismesissitude, degradation, forced subspace, #nsfw, #nsfwe, size difference, power imbalance, domsub dynamics, archive rating: M)
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Bcum the evilest. I'm good at it so let me know if you need advice.

In a cosmic and somewhat roundabout sort of way, I learned from the best.
:33< today rules! :33< and on top of all the great mew guys :33< i get to meow!
:33< anyatime valmewed mewsepurr/roxy/roxyyy/sire!

Vibes, mostly. Make them rancid. Ensure that you go out of your way to instigate, cause trouble, create conflict that will eventually build someone up stronger. A perfect example of a well-known and documented Blackrom phenomenon comes from Cartoon Network's hit tv show, Chowder. Moong Dal and Endive are not romantically involved. But they are inseparable. They are not involved in one another's successes. But they know more about one another than any surface level observation might yield. When Moong Dal calls Endive a 'mad cow', or emphasizes her sheer girth as being on par with that of a monstrosity or sky-eclipsing woman, which he pronounces with the full-chested emphasis of a slur despite the innocuousness of the word, it is his deep-seeded black lust for her. He desires to see and do harm to her, just as she wishes to squash him like an irreverent bug who scuttled out of place. Find someone pathetic, annoying, and begin instilling a sense of looming dread and you can hate-have just about anyone willing that you want.
>([jarvis ip track t#ose vagueposts]

nothing stopping yoU, lUv! it's far less biological than socially constrUcted.

what a beautifull relationship

say it with me folks: #morewives !
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i keep finding myself wishing there was a ? react button to chits
https://i.ibb.co/ndyzkq7d/img-8739.png #daveswebcam
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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cd9e2f748c05.jpeg whao
hot auntie is close enuff 2 milf rite?? ponderin my options
im havign a spiritual awakening
Like if you would choose the cloth mother. Pity if you would choose the wire mother. #ClothMotherGang
u rn https://coolgifs.nEocitiEs.org/gifs/75.gif

Then you leave behind a sticky trail of filmy residue when you shake hands and your shadow has palpable mass.

I was rooting quite chauvinistically for Skitty. That last slot brought me no short supply of relief it wasn’t forgotten.
For Christmas Roxy got me a pin that says 'President of Feminism'. I try to wear it every day and keep it very safe!! I did not know women trusted me so implicitly. I will not do women wrong, I promise!!!
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-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA512 // OOCly i am gonna plug my ko-fi and paypal tho. if you like what im doing here, consider throwing me something. i got hrt and adhd meds to pay for! <3 and chittr's server infrastructure. a patreon with site perks will be set up soon! // https://ko-fi.com/0xeff // https://paypal.me/hecksadecimal #ooc #shilling -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- GzYGkTaN+wAwoX+ObijdbtIiPOjfeFJrXQFRlKyYBgqhRuVMwlYZWmXTph/RZpBU lVZWvyq/zXIMy+EOJiJPTajIEisLihMcECYKUnkTrEsuLmBaBemexMadwZWpnKrR iOXKFFvYB+rLUGEQEms/ZPqSDuffJkquhgHiQUxCUnBbcIhXaotsIPLrRbskxDSP Dqn+UGFYzAVaaRlKehRJpvfcJaZrichZlhFONbBbrPrMKRPdMsAxhWEuEzcHyCJF NgQUbfm/s/iISyrmz/YDeetAtaQPJXWYmEDRPdwN+PimkAQrVprmfJ+LQpWuQqag aXtFeCpzBxeqC+kFUSieBLRYVwrdIxsiwfYxbdFkcPPNxxNLcElkXEPDSsFyKLZx cpCf =/A/w -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----
[[no fr like. ""fantasy"" only goes so far especially. on an rp site with presumably a l,ot of minorities]]
i think this website needs to become feminist and anti racist really quick
whats ur fave drink? (aIso do u Iike Iowns my paI wanted me to ask that one, were in hIurh atm)
duks :o) my Iusus was one i stiII oIIet rubber duks
just @ ppI randomIy :o) great idea trust

> l00ks l1ke "peanut, tw1st h1s bawls" 1s j01n1ng my v0cab 1mmed1ately
New circus, same monkeys. #Solidaritywithpunch
I'd be the best of them all. Watch as I pace back and forth.
I GET $O TROLL GAY OFF THAT TEQUILA
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☆ loving the 'click to refresh' addition. ☆ thought the site would benefit from it but also being allowed to just pause the automatic one seemed fine for most people
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"the r-refresh button wont change anything!" chittr cried, eyes rolled back and fingers gripping desperately at your shirt. "y/n... please... j-just let me take a small break. you wont stop pressing it! ill be good. ill be a good little chittr, i promise, y/n. just stop refreshing. i cant take it anymore!" "oh...?" you mutter, grabbing chittr's hands and guiding them above its head and into a harsh pin. "but sometimes... when i refresh... like this!" "kyaaaa~!" you chuckle and shake you head. "you show me exactly what i want to see..." (tags: reader/chittr, chittrverse, site/user, overstimulation, refreshplay, dominant reader, submissive site, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

> watch1ng every0ne h0p1ng ch1ttr gets better then s1multane0usly c0ntr1but1ng t0 the t00 many requests err0r 1s really fuck1ng funny 1'm n0t g0nna l1e

Mayb3 w3 2hould gat3k3pt chittr a bit hard3r fuck m3 thi2 2hit2 2low tonight
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:33< any time roxy my trusted furriend

No dear, it’s your right. Assert yourself in the face of their bioreductionist hierarchy.
Trans person: I’m trans Society: ok Person with a foot fetish who hates women: yeah the Condesce deserves to die
2eeiing a2 TThii2 ii2 now a pvp-enabled zone now, 2hould ii be waTTchiing for landmiine2 each TTiime ii TTake a he2iiTTanTT gander aTT my feed??
ty!!! <3 ur extra smart other me n i love ur hair sm
I will admit I've had my own scuffles with those who've had too much faygo. But branding the whole religion feels like an over correction. Ego sum ira Domini.
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They tend to do that.
:33< YESSSS sire these fools do not s33 mew fur the powerful demeowcratic rulpurr mew are mew should behead the lot of them! :33< their evil lies and vile acts have no purrlace undpurr mewer rule!
I can verify the following! You are a very pretty momdaughter.
:33< yes sire they mean to trick memw by not giving mew a verified badge! :33< mew should send them all to the dungeon!
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shes a goonermonk

((Losing my fucking shit oh my GOD i missed this form of RP so much. This is so much better than the twitter days though))
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there is one universal constant in life and its that these bitches love sosa
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Tell them, Roxy dear.
﹌ What a ϡelightful notion! You have my vote! ﹌
okay so i was gonna clock in and be fucking hilarious on this platform all day but instead i have to clock in forreal and do some actual work this is bullshit why does being a ceo mean i need to do any work i thought the point of running a company was to not run a company kick back in my office throne with my feet propped up and play pro skater for eight hours anyways everyone once again behave while im gone i dont wanna come back to the site being on fire again
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Hello lovely Ms. Chicken. It’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

> 1 th1nk m0re s0c1al med1a sh0uld let y0u hate s0me0ne's p0st







































































































