03 | Trace
@tresTrace
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Felt Manor Update courtesy of @aggresiveAxiom : A room full of counterfeit coins all with Lord English's face on them has been discovered in the Felt Manor basement! They all apparently look really shitty, so our reporter is now flicking them at the Felt's heads while they're looking away.
N0T MY FAULT THEIR HEADS ARE LIKE BIG GREEN TARGETS.
STANDING AROUND WITH A CROWBAR. JUST OUTSIDE THE #CRONUSBABEOFF POLLING PLACE. SWINGING IT INTO MY AWAITING PALM. #VOTEMARA.
Youse guys know who ya gotta vote for if youse guys wanna keep breathin without a machine
Peanuts gone Smile dogs gone Timis gone Jeff went to college Eggs doesn't post random shit anymore Fuck man
I keep finding random stashes of snacks hidden behind paintings and wall fixtures. Not disturbing them, obviously. But it really puts into perspective how.. prepared? People are around here.
CHITTR HANDLE: @tresTrace YOUR MESSAGE: hey did you unbake Biscuits' cake? if so thanks cos I'm pretty sure there was asbestos in it. EMPLOYED?: YES. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: kinda don't feel that way about you, miss; no offense intended I AM ALWAYS BEING DISAPPOINTED BY A GAY GUY. I SHOULD BE USED TO IT BY NOW. SIGH. YES. IT'S TRUE. I DID GO BACK TO THE PAST. DURING A DIVA TANTRUM MOMENT. AND PUT MY FOOT THROUGH THE GLASS OF THE OVEN DOOR. RESULTING IN THE ABORTION OF CERTAIN FUTURE BAKED GOODS. WE CAN PRETEND THIS WAS ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU. AND I CARE ABOUT ANY OF US NOT GETTING POISONED.
hey it worked out for everyone. sorry to disappoint ya, hate makin' a pretty dame feel that way
i know i'm usually a pity slut but you don't need to diamonds those ones i'm a strong independent saturn that don't need no cueball money
oh so NOW an alt a the blowjob brothers wants to hang. been there done that.
it's the truth!!!!! that shit was like a frat house i'm like good on that rn. besides pretty sure technically there's still a clause that says i can't sign up for another gang or i'll get stuffed in a canister. idk. the old guy was weird about it here.
sounds like a raw deal to me. bein in a gang's one a the best things to happen since my planet was horribly exterminated and swallowed up in a black hole
yeah....that sucks...you all are kinda just genetically modified green people over here. it's all good tho i'm like a 1099 employee or smth so i can dip whenever i want
if there's anyone from my neck of the woods on this site, consider this a mild threat; Stop taking my leftovers from the viridian fridge. It HAS my name on it. I know it's not being "cleaned out" because i dont let food Go Bad. Someone is taking MY later food and turning it into their now food. And if they keep it up, I'm either going to give them a black eye or get creative with superglue. That depends on whether or not I can actually hit the culprit.
I can definitely hypothetically agree to terms like that! But, let's keep it even. As long as I have your word that you're not gonna have me doing anything insane, Then that hypothetical stipulation can be taken off! What exactly are you looking for, though? Is someone giving you gruff? Orrr would you just like some dibs on my next snack hauling?
dibs on the next snack haul mostly. i can handle a bit of gruff from the others just fine. wouldn't have ya do anythin crazy, not my style.
I gotta be careful! I know better than to let you boys have open IOUs for me to fulfill! I'll make sure to let you know when I've gone out for a run. Do you still like the Garlic Jerky? I can make a note to include that in my little shopping list.
you know i'm all about that garlic jerky. Aight it was Biscuits. pretty sure it wasn't meant to be malicious, big galoot ate the tupperware too once
imagine the longest and most exasperated groan ever. Awesome. Cool. Glad it was Biscuits. I was really hoping it was someone who hasn't had more concussions than they had braincells in the first place. I CAN'T EVEN GET MAD AT HIM BECAUSE HE ABSOLUTELY WOULD NOT KNOW WHAT HE DID WRONG. I've taken notes, You can expect the bounty within.. I think the next day or so.
nice. and yeah you know we try to steer the guy elsewhere but we can't always be on Biscuits duty. well i mean we probably can but we don't wanna
nobody wants to be on biscuits duty except eggs. I will contain my rage. I must. Thank you for helping me, Trace! I do really appreciate it.
CANS THINKS THOUGHTS SOMETIMES TOO.
WHERE ARE THE LEPRECHAUNS
