03 | Trace
@tresTrace
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New coffee machine. Do not break it. #manorupdates
uh oh.
How bad is it?
Happy birthday t6 me! I... was kind 6f w6rried every6ne w6uld f6rget, but they actually threw me a party! It was... sure s6mething. Itchy tried t6 smash my face int6 the cake, but Cr6wbar st6pped him. I was alm6st tempted t6 leave the timeline 6ver the wh6le thing, but... we were having s6 much fun that I decided t6 stay. They even g6t me presents! My timeline's D6ze g6t me an ad6rable little chicken plush, and my Stitch made me a brand new trench c6at. And my Eggs went 6ut t6 6ur l6cal 6ddity sh6p and g6t me the l6veliest deer skull. Even th6ugh he says he was "really sp66ked by all the dead things and stuff." He's the sweetest friend, even if he is a little silly. Things have been a little strange between my timeline's Cr6wbar and me since he became the leader 6f the Felt, but... It alm6st felt like we were friends again. He even gave me s6me m6ney and t6ld me t6 get myself a nice tatt66. N6w I just have t6 pick a design...
yeah happy birthday, Six. tomorrow I forgot your birthday was yesterday/today so I'm here to tell ya happy birthday now. I got you a little a gift card to the feed store so you can get stuff for yer birds.
Every step the Felt makes is made knowing the stair they climbed has a primed shotgun shell exactly where they are stepping.
yeah...but if I run fast enough it might go different this time.
Well, preparations are more or less in place. I've decided to trust that a time player's session will no-doubt have materials readily to hand for acquiring the means to time travel. I suppose I'll wait until He's back on chittr before I begin part two of my little adventure, though. After all, spite is part of the point. Would anyone like anything? Trinkets from doomed Leprechaun populations, perhaps? I likely won't be posting much once I get to work.
oh man would you grab me a keychain from my old world?
seems intense on main today. can i join
it's the Doc's birthday, Eggs, we gotta get him somethin
ill get him a dozen eggs. think he likes carols? I could go caroling at his door.
In the olden nights, I once met a small colony of leprechauns~. Funny chaps~. They taught me a lot about life, love, and practical japery~. #Reminiscing #MyLore
By glory~! There's one right here~!
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ey Junior, I'd like this one if I could get it.
HELLO EVERYBODY NOTICE ANYTHING #DIFFERENT ABOUT ME?
congrats, Biscuits. you finally made it big
M★ybe I should get good ★t pool, I feel like I could be good ★t pool.
DID YOU KNOW? IT'S CALLED POOL BECAUSE ALL THE TABLES USED TO COME FROM THIS ONE MAGIC LEPRECHAUN POOL. THEY'D JUST PULL ONE OUT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. THEY'RE SYNTHETIC NOW, AND UNFORTUNATELY I NEVER GOT TO #COLLAB WITH THE LEPRECHAUNS, BUT MY DREAM OF AN AUTHENTIC #COLLABSGUY-THEMED POOL TABLE REMAINS STRONG. [⁙]
⫸ ⨀mg i h4d n⨀ ide4... id l⨀ve t⨀ meet 4 leprech4un t⨀⨀!
what the hell is that guy on about with magic pools? it's just the Game of Lords, or table stickball. and I play any a youse guys any time a the day
i have been told that i am unavoidable so here i am. once again. being here.
hey there Eggs.
oh hi trace!!!!!!!!!!!!
buffalo chicken, ice cream, ranch, onion, bell pepper, beer, blue cheese, pepperoni 2, salami, sausage, cigarettes, and charred onion pizza please.
Hm. Maybe what I need to do is a high risk, high reward break in. Or infiltration, if I simply switch my clothes.
@exiledUniverse @tresTrace do keep an eye out while I'm not at home.
I hate to say it but it really would be appreciated if you all stopped with the lunar terrorism. The Lord will get pissy that he isn't the one kicking over our sandcastle.
Did someone else take the OTHER moon??? I thought that Bella was only robbing your Manor.
One of the other Dogchildren is planning to eat the green one. They might be less successful but we shall have to see.
I appreciate the input, Three.
it works! they're narratively locked. can't do it if we aren't in agreement to accepting it.
Oh, so I should blame the Doctor for accepting all charges for their morning collect call.
yeah unfortunately he just accepted it. if he were in a better headspace he could've just said 'no you don't.'
If anyone wants to come to @thegoodScratchdoctor manor and take anything that isn't nailed down message me =)
HEY! Imma pump you fulla lead, you little shit!
You can try =)
Oh I will! I've also got a power you haven't considered! you think you can just come here and do whatever you want? Well: nuh uh. you can't. you're just not doin' that.
Didn't stop someone from taking the pink moon did it