♦ pitied by @tresTrace
Duuuuude fuckkkkk The Felt are unionizing. God damn it man.
I AM AN ANIMAL WITH PRIØN DISEASE.
This would have been a nice message to have three seconds earlier.

it's the truth!!!!! that shit was like a frat house i'm like good on that rn. besides pretty sure technically there's still a clause that says i can't sign up for another gang or i'll get stuffed in a canister. idk. the old guy was weird about it here.
if there's anyone from my neck of the woods on this site, consider this a mild threat; Stop taking my leftovers from the viridian fridge. It HAS my name on it. I know it's not being "cleaned out" because i dont let food Go Bad. Someone is taking MY later food and turning it into their now food. And if they keep it up, I'm either going to give them a black eye or get creative with superglue. That depends on whether or not I can actually hit the culprit.

IN ALL MY LONG, LONG LIFE AND CAREER AS LORD, I HAVE NEVER HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO CLAIM THE SPIRAL SUCKER FOR MYSELF. ONE OF MY FEW REGRETS.

that DOESN'T make it any better yall are too fucking feisty man i'm not make a steel




