♦ pitied by @tresTrace

[ENTRY 9] [FUCK. SHE DID NOT. BUT I REVERSED TIME. SO IT BASICALLY NEVER HAPPENED. …I CAN TRY AGAIN. IN THE NEXT UNIVERSE. AND THE NEXT. FOREVER.]

#TABLESTICKBALL.

By glory~! There's one right here~!
>([w#en i see dat butt] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/38b094f01eac.png]
Duuuuude fuckkkkk The Felt are unionizing. God damn it man.
I AM AN ANIMAL WITH PRIØN DISEASE.

This would have been a nice message to have three seconds earlier.

it's the truth!!!!! that shit was like a frat house i'm like good on that rn. besides pretty sure technically there's still a clause that says i can't sign up for another gang or i'll get stuffed in a canister. idk. the old guy was weird about it here.

if there's anyone from my neck of the woods on this site, consider this a mild threat; Stop taking my leftovers from the viridian fridge. It HAS my name on it. I know it's not being "cleaned out" because i dont let food Go Bad. Someone is taking MY later food and turning it into their now food. And if they keep it up, I'm either going to give them a black eye or get creative with superglue. That depends on whether or not I can actually hit the culprit.

IN ALL MY LONG, LONG LIFE AND CAREER AS LORD, I HAVE NEVER HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO CLAIM THE SPIRAL SUCKER FOR MYSELF. ONE OF MY FEW REGRETS.

TASTY JUICE FOR BISCUITS :D

that DOESN'T make it any better yall are too fucking feisty man i'm not make a steel



