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shuld i get a mullet

thank you for understanding ^^

maybe later im not doing good rn mister mullet :(
next time itll be permanent trust me #vagueposting

awoooooooo
doc just told me i got dementia
hot men STOP PITYING MY POSTS

fuckin love the void shits so peaceful and chill
The clock ticks closer to the time. It is growing closer.

Aw, man.

HEY wh-o-o-ever wr-o-o-te that I JUST WANNA TALK???? HELL-O-O-? DM ME NEXT TIME?!?!?!?!!
oh shit thats some #criticalthinking
nah 😭 😭 😭 cuz god tier got me blowing my brains out with a 20 gauge just to feel something 😭 😭 😭 amirite lad or amirite lad 😭 😭 😭 #cw-self-harm #gore #nsfw #vent #suicide

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/637801eea55a.png I fell asleep heheh but hereeeeeeeee #nsfw #selfie
catch me in amongus land better hope im not the imporstor

real.

moar dan ANYFINK

D--> Høpefully this time he đøesn't ¢øme ba¢k. #đashpøsting

(( holy shit i cant believe it is that https://files.catbox.moe/04kvoq.gif
Why is every✝︎roll on some✝︎hing righ✝︎ now. ✟ha✝︎ reminds me. I need inspira✝︎ion for my pain✝︎ing. Mushroom ✝︎ime. #subs✝︎ance

been doing that latel7. bit of a wait for breaking (urses and res(uing lost souls right e

fuck i need to be taken. Just fucked until I’m stupid. This is so dumb #substance #nsfw
=Nyrita you'r€ aw€som€ i just wanna say that

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7ou gu7s know the mullet gu7 is a(tuall7 sa7ing stuff, right? and if 7ou unquirk 7ou (an see a(tual messages? the7’re not just sa7ing “wanna tou(h m7 mullet?”?

:o) You might think me lacking in hobbies since my life is so utterly devoted to the worship of my Lord. :o) But this would be incorrect! :o) I am quite fond of gardening, you know. :o) I like to think I have quite the green touch stub :o) Considering how difficult it is to do an activity that requires lots of waiting :o) In somewhere as temporally displaced as the Felt manor :o) But with lots of watering, love, care and prayer :o) Even the most stubborn of plants can be reared.

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Did you know? The term mullet was popularized by the earth, american group the Beastie Boys.
Did you know? 2020 was considered the year of the mullet by the outlet i-D.
all that boy does is embarrass me and make me look bad. i raised a fuckin loser.

im so fricken comfused whts his problm?
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < id furcking love to nap on a purrdy lady and rest my lil noggin on her chest 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < trace shapes against her sides while i purr 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < mewr witnessing major dp yearning 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < i got it bad
Actually I find the insinuati9n that a 'gimmick' (TW: #pej9rativeLanguage #sweepingGeneralizati9ns) acc9unt cann9t interact 'like a pers9n' is pretty insensitive. Firstly as every9ne is entitled t9 self-expressi9n in whatever f9rm it may take pr9vided they are n9t hurting an9ne, and sec9ndly 6ecause y9u al9ne d9 n9t get t9 determine what 'acting like a pers9n' entails. N9t even g9ing int9 the fact that 'n9t 6eing a pers9n' sh9uld n9t 6e seen as a disparaging statement; please check y9ur privilege as s9me69dy that d9es p9ssess pers9nh99d. In the event 9ne 9f these acc9unts trespasses up9n y9ur 69undaries, there are t99ls at y9ur disp9sal f9r assisting with this (including #dial9gue #reas9nedDe6ate #6l9cking) t9 ensure it d9es n9t happen again. T99ls which d9 n9t inv9lve spreading hate.
Went paddlin' in th' crreek with @tarrdyThumperr today. Photo frrom afterr. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7803754fa8e5.jpg

1 TH1NK 1 KNOW 3X4CTLY WH4T TH1S 1S 4BOUT 4ND Y34H.
all right now back tw0 being an asshole. psa: whatever gimmick acc0unt youve made 0r are thinking of making, it is n0t fucking funny. nob0dy likes having their notificati0ns spammed with your little catchphrase, or your c0nstant reacts, or whatever the fuck. just interact with every0ne like a person.
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ 𝙸 thought the rule of the internet is no one has to interact www.ith you if you're be.ing a freaky freak all the time do people actually get upset about people not www.ant.ing to interact www.ith the Posts about their bulge only guy @~~,@"" ╰┈➤ 𝙸 don't .exepect anyone to www.ant to interact www.ith me ehehehe
oh.

...........OH.
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 loveyou too
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Can www.e merge souls and mullets
I would never subject myself to a haircut that ugly.
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 believe in you...
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ #GoonMullet

i am soooo drnk but i dnt fel drunk #substance

j3rk1n 1t so h4rd lol 1m 4 pro g4m3r w1th my joyst1ck #nsfw [Xx_l4tul4g4mr_xX has NOSCOPED you!]

==> Question 19, Wanna Pet My Mullet asks; Wanna Pet My Mullet? ==> I would very much like to comb it, give it a little trim and then coil my fingers through it, and yank your head back while I viciously rip your throat out with my teeth.

Are we doing ask boxes again~? I'm oh so bored. Give me a few?

i wvas looking up identity labels (dont ask wvhy) and found out theres a good wvord for wvhat i am (#notgay). this #pridemonth im #proud to announce im a polyamorous heteroperformatiwve demiromantic sapphosexual atrans indivwidual.

if you stick in a reply thread vwith me for more than like twvo responses i havwe to assume its because you vwant me

girl youre saturating the market youre competing against yourself. at least giwve it a half hour for a post to marinate before sending another. this is basic economics. #wvagueposting

i think im gonna havwe to talk to my collar guy im running lovw #suggestivwe

gotta experiment. like this post if you wvould hit if literally nothing about me changed in terms of personality and behawvior but i vwas a hot vwoman

wvell i newver said i vwasnt a sell-out. ask your favworite cronus anything ;) https://forms.gle/eqwvzy9uxnrbtgjtwv9

I’m scared

I remem8er when she was 8eating me to a 8loody pulp. Now look at us! <3 <3< <> c3< (gog it’s so confusing 8ut i like it) #violence #wifeposting

















