♦ pitied by @wearyMoth
Big fan a' usin' th' gut check system t' choose my frriends.
Ya everr look at someone and go "yeah th' vibes arre off"
>>| #boynook because .it's .a rarity. #nsfw
so fuck it. gonna get myself a pinned post. adding the dick pic to this post cause i know yall thirsting.
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No I did- I- that ain't me. That wasn't me.
Nonononono
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
-kzzzt- @ff£ct£d during this glitch -kzzzzt-
So. Big ol #deathrrankin' that honestly I might add onto laterr. Usual tags apply: #death#gorre#violence#blood and a new one: #clowns Rritual culling. Orr churrch based culling. These tend to take a few forrms, so I admit I'm doin' a prretty brroad umbrrella herre folks. Alrready gone overr th' main methods in my otherr posts. But if ya ain't awarre, most of what clowns do is beheadin' and blunt forrce based deaths. Now sometimes they might change it up a lil. Maybe you'll be hung orr you'll be given somethin' that makes ya laugh t' death. Whateverr's funniest in th' moment. Thin' about these deaths is that even though th' act itself tends to be rreal nice and quick, all that lead up leaves ya scarred outta yerr pan. Makes it a lil harrd to apprreciate th' speed of a beheadin' if yerr spendin' a wipe waitin' ferr it. Then again. I spose that's th' point, ain't it? It's usually prretty efficient. Clowns don't like t' waste enerrgy wherre they can help it, and they don't wanna waste th' blood they'll get frrom you. Starrs help ya if ya got a rrarrerr blood colourr, cuz therre's everry damn change they'll keep ya alive and bleedin' ferr theirr murrals. Th' beheadings arre a rreal spectacle each time and I gotta admirre th' grrace they brrin' to it. Th' perrforrmance of it. Ain't nothin' like seein' an executionerr do a whole trrapeze show beforre they brrin' th' blade down on a neck. Th' anticipations a little difficult, of courrse, but they'rre rreal masterrs at it. Ain't everr seen 'em miss. Th' bludgeonin' though...that ain't grrace. Naw, that's a show of forrce. Yerr gonna get that if they gotta prrove somethin' to someone. Might be a youngerr clown who ain't learrned yet, orr they need an example. Hell, they might just be mad at you. But they know how to maximise th' pain herre. How to make it so ya won't die ferr as long as possible. They toy with you. Don't rrecommend it ferr deaths-by-clown. Most otherr types'll be a display in a way. Might be of a new weapon, orr rraw strrength. Used to be one bloke who could just rrip someone's pusherr outta theirr chest with his barre hands. Didn't need a strrife specibus ferr that. Sometimes it's prroof that they learrned some new skill. Those beheaderrs gotta starrt somewherre rright? Dependin' on th' rritual, ya might be therre a whole. Seen one execution prre-show go ferr a human week beforre. Poorr buggerr nearrly died of dehydrration beforre they got him. Ah- and th' chucklevoodoos. If yerr susceptible, some arre powerrful enough to wipe yet pain. Experrience identity death n all that. Orr you'll feel this purrple fog in yerr head beforre ya walk off a damn cliff. They'rre dangerrous, but it's kinda harrd to kill someone with just that alone. Specifically as when ya walk off a cliff, it ain't th' voodoos that gotcha at that point. Overrall? A 6/10. Gorrgeous beheadin' prractices but th' rrest brrings it down a fairr bit.
im a little worried about him :o( hope my friends okay #vagueposting
"I need to draw" I say, knowing full well I am tucked in in such a manner it would make the bugs in rugs cry from jealousy. I will get to them soon, I promise. Tonight I just want to dashwatch and make a post or two if I feel crazy enough.
you are alwayswelcome company. it is nice to have someone trulyinterested in my work.
Fuck it. I'm gonna do these lil rrankings when I rrememberr. Block th' tag #deathrrankin' if it ain't yerr cup of tea. Drrowning: 0/10 Look I rreally fuckin' hate this one. I'd rrank it lowerr if I could. It's a slow death, firrstly. Waterr fills yerr lungs and ya choke. Yourr pan is left trryin' to scrramble ferr a thought as ya rrun outta airr. Most times ya don't know which ways up so yerr left panickin' and flailing. Yourr lungs burrn with a lack of oxygen and ya feel like death is just arround th' corrnerr but so farr away. Takes way too long to pass out frrom this too. Worrst parrt is trryin' to scrramble ferr th' surrface and feelin' yerr body tirre and ache as ya trry ferr one last gasp. So. Harrd pass. #death #tw-self-harrm maybe #violence maybe #deathrrankings
Don't lie we both know why this is here.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@wearyMoth You can't recall much of them anymore. Their face, their voice, their name... it's all lost to time now. Your memory is much too shot to remember many details these days. You know they were a teal and you loved them. You loved them *so* much. Their sweet words, their gentle touch, the way they would smile when you talked. You thought you were friends. They were the first person to accept you after escaping the caverns after all. You fell so hard into your red feelings for them that you didn't see you were being played. They took your pusher in their claws and crushed you. They became the reason why you're so guarded now. Why the once sweet and sociable troll from sweeps ago is now cynical and full of resentment. You put up walls and hardly left your hive anymore. At the very least, you can't be hurt if you're alone. You tell yourself you're fine. You don't need anyone. Else. But are you really fine? No you are not. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
Jeeze, aliens have to put up with that crap too? Disappointing.
>>| .oh.
real... spent like 50 caps the other day on fuckin scrap metal lmao. used it to make a couple of decent weapons but didnt make much profit sellin em so it was still a bad purchase
I Wanna Meet A Jadeblood Someday... Is It True Yall Can Just Waltz In The Sun? :o)
:33< tell meow about it
Jade bloods hate me for my raisin.
(°. sec𖦹nd 𖦹ne .°)
Hm. You Can Try But In My Experience Having A Man Hate You Is Not Sexy
†Ⱥke Ⱥ breȺk Ⱥnd ge† m◯†herfuuuckin br◯keeen? #n§fw
<3 this if u wanna see more slutty pics of #dirk in shibari in the future or <> if u want #jake 2 be my next victim ;) #wink #nsfw
°⚬°⚬〇 s° i'm in a niche class 〇f seadwellers wh° can't swim. and when i say it's niche, it's reeeeaaaaalllllly niche. 〇°⚬°⚬
Official statement. The subsection of the Creator Pantheon formerly known as the "Alpha Kids" are NOT in any manner of vacillating quadruple-slash-quintuple. Thank you.
★★★ quick question! ehe ★★★ ★★★ WHAT POSSESSES A TROLL TO PARK THEIR SCUTTLEBUGGY ACROSS 6 PARKING SPACES?! THAT TAKES MORE EFFORT THAN JUST PARKING CORRECTLY! i would be impressed if i wasn't so mad about it. ★★★ ★★★ i wish everyone knew how to park! is that so much to ask? please... people are blaming me for everyone else's parking, i'm just here to collect the grocery carts. weh. ★★★
lol i pail highbloods to stay at th3ir plac3 but th3 churn is crazy smh so i gu3ss lik3 r3gular m3ssy? idk i also <acillat3 lik3 crazy lmao
i was thinking about listing my quads in my profil3 but should i lik3 updat3 hourly? what if i'm multiquaddinggggg too complicat3d ugh i'm just a girl :<
[ # My.Space.Bar.Has.Become.Stuck.So.Apologies.For.My.Differing.Speech.Pattern. ]
[ # Good.Morning. ]
@kasaneTeto this you? Happy birthday https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/461639369145712640/1488916456526713072/drunk-teto-toto-likes-alcocol.gif?ex=69ce8501&is=69cd3381&hm=3e2ce741391a205edc7664fa63e9997d6d887be58911934d8dae3d58e8a71860&=&width=623&height=488
Same QxQ The jests and japes are s♥︎ difficult t♥︎ tell apart fr♥︎m anything rem♥︎tebee sincere ♥︎n days like this. Realbee scrambubbles my thinkpan :(
3833 < Aw, beef. > 38{{
theres somethin to say about monsterfuckin in this day and age i think being fused with a bird maybe sort of made me more of a monsterfucker cause now theres like the weird fear of the Beast in my shitty ass bird bones but it gets to be mixed with all the normal human sex brain chemicals? anyway now im into size difference and being hunted a little so thats cool #nsfw #hornyposting ig #monsterfucking
that sucks
<^(There’s ^^lw^^ys just some kind of… unc^^nny n^^ture th^^t comes ^^long with the communic^^tion of beings th^^t c^^n see p^^st the night sky like it’s just ^^ billbo^^rd. I once tried to so^^r ^^s high ^^s I could into the st^^rs. Yet… when I g^^zed upw^^rds. I only s^^w the infinitesim^^l ^^rr^^y of hollow light beyond our re^^ch, ^^nd evverything I knew f^^r below… ^^nd not wh^^t He h^^d seen ^^nd s^^id. Th^^t w^^s when I thought… ^^m I not truly speci^^l? No m^^tter how much stronger He m^^kes us? C^^n someone re^^lly bre^^k our strings binding us to the p^^r^^de th^^t goes for ^^ll eternity? I shouldn’t s^^y. I s^^w the things He m^^de th^^t twerp do. He knows the things I s^^w with my own G^^ze, ^^nd th^^t I know now wh^^t I should know not but in turn I know not wh^^t he knows. M^^ybe there’s something out there. Smiling th^^t s^^me smile of His. Sometimes if I look ^^t the constell^^tions in the deep ^^byss ^^bovve us, I c^^n see th^^t)^>
IMagine like. A LUsis but it's like IN a computer program ANd it really F*CKING wants you TO play it's game.
This website is destroying my sleep schedule.
tri_ed t0 rizz up s0m_e huma|\| a|\|d fail_ed s0 hilari0usly i thi|\|k th_e 0|\|ly way 0ut f0r him is |\|uki|\|g his chittr pr_es_e|\|c_e
[ # I can imagine it all too well. ]
[ # Good night. ]
alright its happening chittr critters (tm) third art raffle is greenlit for the masses just react to this post so i can get a list going youre welcome to share it to friends on here too if you want them to have an opportunity go my scarabs
-]@_getting_up_there_in_age_..._our_eyes_are_supposed_to_fill_in_w_a_color_around_this_time_right_??_or_is_it_11_sweeps_??_or_later_...??? -]@_hehe_i_wonder_what_color_mine_will_be_hehe_!!
You sure? May be able to hook you up.
thAt dOEsnt sEEm vEry hElpfUl In AdvAncIng yOUr wIshEs Am I pErhAps mIssIng sOmEthIng?
I feel you on that one.
Zeriouzly. Like, you're paying for a zervice. ZERVICE.
Fuck!
I wizh that people underztood that juzt beecauze I'm beeing nice, doez NOT mean I'm flirting with you. It'z juzt cuztomer zervice.
[ # Dare I ask? ]
EVery single time I look OUTSIDE and see those D4MN clown F*CKERS doing THEIR thing makes me wonder why THE H3LL they decided an entire settlement OF those clown F*CKS was a good IDEA
[ # I apologize then. I wish you luck with your goldblood antics. ]
[ # They are indeed. ]
[ # I'll take this into account. Thank you. ]
[ # I simply made an astute observation. ]
[ # Perhaps it was installed with the purpose of ridicule, and I used it for something else. ]
[ # At times I feel bad that I am unable to contribute more around my hive. Then I remember I'm an automaton with no qualifications to get a job. ]
[ # Hello Taw. ]
[ # Gay. #ManifestingAssistance ]
((Okay I'm gonna ask you to take it dovwn a notch please, Cronus sucks and I'm playing him as a bad person, but come on, evwen if it's just IC please don't accuse me of that))
[ # #NowPlaying Portal 2 End Credits Song: "Want You Gone" - Jonath Kulton ]
[ # As I usually do. Unfortunately I did miss an alarm due to my power not being at 100%. ]
[ # Please I'm eating. ]
[ # I've been spared. ]
[ # You're welcome. ]
[ # I only live with one. ]
[ # For a particular Jadeblood: There's tea and soup in the meal block. ]
[ # Some would argue that you're a little too late for it to still considered fashionable, but your arrival is appreciated regardless. ]
[ # Took you long enough. ]
[ # I manifested him into existence actually. ]
[ # Nox is truly taking his sweet time. Perhaps we should Get him. ]
[ # It's impossible. ]
[ # I'll know. And you won't. ]
[ # Take your time. ]
[ # You are indeed. ]
[ # That looks very appetizing. ]
[ # True that thinking of the past can be sad, but it can just as much be grounding to think about how far you've come when you compare your past and present. ]
:33< oh sw33t thanks
[ # Well I'm right down the hall if you change your mind. ]
-[>a shame, öh well, always an öpen ear
> real as hell, dms are 0pen 1f y0u need t0 rant
[ # The floor is yours. ]
[ # > Fushazon 60"x80" 25lbs Weighted Blanket Honeybeast Styled ]
[ # Nothing is being plotted. I am not one to plot things. That command bank has been shut down by Nox. ]
[ # Thank you. ]
[ # You will. Trust me. I'll make sure of it. ]
[ # My palmhusk died, apologies. ]
[ # It's because I care. And because we don't have the funds to replace another appliance. ]
[ # @wearyMoth You're being put on hivewatch, okay? ]
[ # They're fighting. You're laughing and they're fighting. ]
[ # Taw is also here. Last I saw him he was attempting to peer pressure Noxy into joining us. ]
[ # I feel like we've won something. ]
[ # You poor thing. ]
[ # I fear an attempt to get him here would be trying to swim upstream. ]
[ # Oh. I'm now even more confused. ]
[ # I've already gained some thoughts about that bronze one. ]
[ # You are why prices are rising. ]
[ # Please say Tai, otherwise I'd be very disappointed. ]
[ # Thank you. I can already guess who. Perhaps we should take him for an eye examination someday. ]
[ # You hate me so. ]
[ # Be allowed to have my life continue or delete my freshly created account. Such a difficult hand I've been dealt. ]
[ # Do you not have a knee to be looking after? ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You okay there? ]
[ # Peer pressure has brought me to places I would not allow myself to tread without support. That being said, hello. ]
=^.-.^= COME ON NOW BUDDY!!!! Y' CAN DO IT!!! GETCHER' LEGS FIREEEED UP!!!! =^.-.^=