♦ pitied by @whisperingTide

its too bad my hero doesnt take suggestions for altering us. id look killer with a pair of wings
trooll soocrates oover here noo oone gives a phuck are yoou just proojecting

@therapistofThedeepone is offering to help fix the problem but dave has the entire planet on lockdown with his time magic so no one can get in or out naknaknaknaknaknak he got a lot stronger ever since he microwaved that artifact

-- therapistofThedeepone [TT] is now in the Land of Heat and Clockwork -- WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE.

oh my nak celyna!! naknaknak hi! ive missed you so much! im okay! mostly! my hero barricaded my apartment and is going around doing the same thing to the rest of the important consorts. i wish the planet wasnt sealed off i really want company right now

-- naknakGodhead [NG]'s computer has been destroyed --

im so hungry for chicken right now

at the end of the day were all just text on a screen

consort tip: remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

i cant even separate egg yolks

gotchu boo ❤️ need to protect my pet after all!

feeling tired. someone send me boobs in dms. or thighs. #nsfwv

consort tip: during your journey you will encounter random potions in treasure chests. these are just as likely to be beneficial as they are harmful. make sure you drink them first to test if they are safe for consorts

instead of liking meditating and pitying my posts why dont you just ask me out huh

thats my girl!

mhm its especially dangerous to walk around wearing little to no clothing. its like asking to be tacklefucked
EVERYONE. FREAKS. NOT THAT I CAN SAY MUCH. #SUGGESTIVE
thii2 2iite work2 on cycle2. people bla2tiing theiir gunk all over the tiimeliine ii2 one of tho2e cycle2. #n2fw

the packs of gangbanging consorts are roaming the planet again. it would be a problem if anyone were to get in their way i think -- naknakGodhead [NG] has shared coordinates -- {r} #nsfw {r}

the council of crocodiles has made a decision and determined your behavior was cringe

yoo i just woke up might skip breakfast again mainly because it’s 2 pm and also because i can’t get myself to get up from bed

IT DARED TO THINK OF ITSELF AS A PERSON.

I COULD CHOOSE NOT TO. HOWEVER I WILL NOT.

I AM A CRUEL MAN.

hehe i knew you were naughty naknaknaknaknaknaknak my dms are open when youre ready

the only way i know how to be ;V

hit me up when you dtf

<<"no need to apologise!!">>
TRI£D TO G£T MY OV£RWATCH DUO TO PLAY L£AGU£ B£CAUS£ H£S R£ALLY GOOD BUT H£ COULDNT LOAD IN LOLLL!!!!!!!! DIDNT G£T INTO A SINGL£ GAM£!!!!!!!!!(ᵕ— ᴗ —)
Aw, shucks. I've been bein' an illegal cowboy. I'm a criminell. :(
i am so fucking dizzy man.

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gotta go and edit 7our hex(ode in the profile page. that (olor square, next to the dropdown
ﮩـﮩﮩ٨ـ🫀ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ Your text i𝓈 𝓈till pink.
You can change -t -n your prof-le. But -t m-ght be a ha-r too late for some of us.
Don't let -t go to your head, now.








