#conspiracy
Aight, who's that one fucker who's always spouting some fucken whack-ass conspiracy? You all know who I'm talking a8out, 8ut I forgot who they are exactly. 8ut they need to get in on this one I 8elieve. May8e the trolls getting pregnant or alleging they are, are secretly HUMANS in disguise amongst troll society, just like how they 8elieve lizard folk are living among them? That's the only clear cut explan8ion to all this clearly, or it could 8e 8igger than that. Empire trying to hide something from us?
< There iss a ssecret Cabal of elitess who Elect each other and vote on issssuess pertaining to the public. They call thiss a Democracy and it iss widely known to be a hidden sstate ssecret. #tereusstypingss #consspiracy :>~
THERE IS A #CONSPIRACY TO REMOVE ME FROM MY #QUAINTLITTLESHACK! IF I GO SILENT FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME YOULL KNOW THAT THE CONSPIRACY OF DANGEROUS PEOPLE KNOWN AS THE FELT HAVE SUCCEEDED IN REMOVING ME FROM MY QUAINT LITTLE SHACK AND I AM ETHER DEAD OR IN A DEEP PERIOD OF MOURNING! I DONT SEE WHY THEY EVEN WANT IT! THEY WERENT USING IT BEFORE I FOUND IT IN OUR BACK YARD FULL OF LAWNMOWER JUICE AND GLASS AND NAILS AND GARDENING SUPPLIES! I WILL REMAIN HERE UNTIL MY BRICK RATIONS FAIL!
how Is the leader of team chud makIng money Im sensIng some unfaIr play #drama #conspIracy []<
REMEMBER WHEN NEPETA SHIPPED ME WITH EGBERTS AND SUDDENLY ALL THE HUMAN JOHNS DISAPPEARED OFF CHITTR. #CONSPIRACY
My hypothesis as to the identity of this second Jason. #conspiracy https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/impostorjason.png




