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for convenience heres the down low on blocks there was a bug concerning the ooc block on this bomb ass website and ive been anointed undeserved unappointed king of explaining that shit lets kick it 🔥 ooc block now functions correctly as intended if you ooc block someone every single profile under their account is blocked this communicates you dont fuck with them basically their characters disappear from the dash you get no notifications from em and this block is account wide roleplayer specific not character specific this includes profiles you might not know about from friends please check your blocks to make sure you only have OOC blocked who you wanna ❤️🔥 ic block functions as it always had your character blocks another individual character their posts are blurred you have to manually click them shits to see them this can be seen as a kind of light block or soft block in the realm of make believe and play pretend 🕯️ lastly there is ignore which comes in two fun flavors ignores are usually character specific both ways meaning if you ignore someone you are only ignoring them on one profile specific to the profile you are ignoring not account wide think of this like hitting snooze you wont see their posts anymore they straight up do not appear they can interact with your posts but you will not be given notifications from someone you ignored keep that in mind if you snooze you lose ignore all is all of the above but it applies the ignore status condition which means the ignored profile will not show up when you have any of your own characters selected and they will not produce notifications for any of your characters how to tell if youre blocked the easiest way would be to check if you can react or rechitt a users posts you wont be able to leave a react to someone you got blocked you also wont be able to message someone if you have them blocked but bear in mind there are some privacy settings that restrict that too
A gentle nudge towards the community! In order to afford greater clarity and understanding, a few alterations have been made to the verbiage of the required tags page (OOC and IC) on the website. The biggest change is the "CW" tag now spoilers your message in the same fashion as the #NSFW tag. This ensures that users can avoid exposure to bright flashing lights or materials that could be objectionable while scrolling. It also prevents the necessity of using the NSFW tag as a means of maintaining decency on otherwise SFW posts. As a reminder, there will inevitably be content featured by the community on the website that some may find objectionable, morally dubious, dark, or even patently a tea from a cupboard unlike anything resembling one's own. My affinity for the Great Old Ones is tragically known to be other than universal, and for that, I tag my content responsibly. It will be the expectation leveled loftily with all shoulders that each individual chooses to block, ignore, or ic block any accounts that post content that may be found especially troublesome, triggering, or disheartening. If you are exposed to material that is not properly tagged, or violates a specific site rule, such harassment, impersonation of another individual, or an underaged character - fictional or otherwise - please submit a ticket to the moderation team, and we will be happy to assist at the earliest convenience. In addition, we have also pushed a much-requested feature update. Color wheels now work in direct messages as well. If you set a color on another user's profile, that incantation-like change will take effect even in the confines of private intermingling of words. You may chat feverishly into the wee hours of wonderful nightmares concocted betwixt one another, eyes unmarred by unflattering color contrast. Thank you again for your part in making Chittr the best community it can be. We are grateful for your continually cherished presence. #GreatOldOnes #NSFW #NSFWE #NewRequiredTags #Feral #Teratophilia #CW-HORROR #SlightUpdate #CenturyOfProsperity #ColorWheelFix #SiteUpdates #WitchChittr #ScryingOrbInsights
A chittrUser's dirty little pamphlet guide to fuck-ass trinkets with no value. Or. "The Fuck's A Badge Anyway?" Badges. Chittr's answer to: "What if my avatar, banner, and username just ain't enough bling. How will people know that I have atypical gendering, a love for snails, the joking ire of at least one moderator?" Fret not, McGee. In her infinite codematronly wisdom, Mocáli Flaske has devised a solution to all these representative woes. You only have to grovel for it. Am I joking? We'll see. → "Where does this hideous pixel slop live?" The humble badge is displayed beside your username for every chump to see. On some devices, hovering over the little shits will display highly humorous titles and subtitles dictating the intended purpose or goal of said little shit. [Yes, it doesn't always work on mobile. We're looking into that, with hammers. Maybe this post will be retroactively edited to laugh about this coding folly. Maybe it won't.] When receiving a badge, a moderator makes sweet backroom love to the secret assignment button, shipping your "I'm so cool." indicator directly to your site SETTINGS page by sicknasty stork. Just above your permanent profile deletion options, or the DANGER ZONE, lives the user-side badge repository. Application is simple. Click that thing. Hit save. Clicking multiple badges lets you arrange them in order of selection. Highlighting nonbinary, neopronouns, #TeamPlay means all badges display in that configuration. Such technology. Such innovation. → "Is there a list of these things?" Nope. Certain users have crowd-sourced a rough guesstimation of the badge situation, now months out of date. We haven't made a list for a couple reasons. One: I can't be fucked to keep it updated. Two: the Chittr Team considers badges to be equal parts intra-community chitchat material and reward for sake of reward. See a badge you just need to boast? Ask the freak bearing this heavy crown where they got that thing. Look at you, farming Kult and Kull score organic style. Useless engagement numbers are warm for your form. This social capital is maddening. It could go to your head. → "Okay, man. What if I already know what I need? Who do I threaten?" Great attitude there, McGee. You can direct message a schmuck bearing the Blue Shield badge, displayed beside my username for convenience. That's the "official moderator" badge, assigned to pure of heart maidens like myself. Or, you can just ping my hand-coded NOT-brainclone badgebot @imJunior. It gets the job done. Usually. ...What? Oh. I get it. Groveling for a badge is out of character for you. Likely story, but we'll play it cool. I know your game, so we've got a solution to your desperation. Go to the Chittr Official Discord and open a ticket. You'll get what you're looking for. The satisfaction you crave. Unless the badge is user-unique, assigned to just one guy. Then you can get fucked right down the street and around the corner. → "What the hell? People can have unique badges? Where's mine? Show me the face of God." Simple enough. Unique badges are awarded by request, usually following a user reaching a milestone. This can be an event, some dashboard drama users got mad twisted up in, a party hosted at your pad, the act of reaching an arbitrary Kult or Kull score, or just like... some bullshit. One guy got badged for writing a few pick-up manuals. It's that easy. The "reach out" element is not negotiable. Bitch about your sordid achievements to Junior or another moderator. Open a ticket. Engagement feeds the gaping hole in my chest where self-love would usually make home. Don't you care. Don't you want me. Anyway. Sometimes badge ideas are rejected. It's not personal; the team will explain why each time. You can request community badges too, for your little clubs or just a general badge for any sadsack to use. Like snails? Leaves? A specific hemocaste? A free-for-all badge can help you foster imaginary bonds with losers you'll never chitt. At the end of the day, we're all shitheads looking for connection. Make it easier by requesting a badge for the gang. → "Tell me more about these wondrous toys, oh Prince." Beg, again. Haha. Just kidding. Every badge image scrunches down to 32 by 32 pixels. Talk about laundry shrinkage. What the fuck is this? Profile jewelry for ants? The maximum information contained is 100 KB, because storing this shit ain't cheap. Yes, you can submit your own badge images including GIFs, but I'll force Junior to slow that shit down if it's a flashy epileptic sleeper activation bomb. So. Be cool. Generally speaking, Chittr's not in the market to make badges about hating a motherfucker or explicitly advertising dong. Not sure where the sandy line was drawn? Just ask. Sometimes Junior will show up in your comments to randomly badge you. It does that. Usually the badge given is in reference to some bullshit you pulled, like tagging things properly or being a specific type of nuisance. Junior doesn't have feelings. It's not personal. You can own infinite badges, but you can only equip seven. Switch them out, mix them up, dragonmax 'til the knights get roasted. I'm not your God and the paradoxical reach of universal discretion is just barely in your grasp. Go forth and freak it. → "So. Can I get a badge?" You know what? Your tenacity is almost tolerable. Sure. I made one just for you. Comment "prince bitch idiot" to receive it. Receiving a quadrant reaction means you're part of the in-crowd.
filling a humidifier with health pꙮtiꙮn is the ꙮnly self-care i need. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
selling a chestplate ꙮf immunity tꙮ everything. if all ꙮf reality was trying tꙮ destrꙮy yꙮu while yꙮu're wearing it, yꙮu'll cꙮme ꙮut ꙮf the fight cꙮmpletely unharmed. if anything less than all ꙮf reality at ꙮnce tries tꙮ destrꙮy yꙮu, it dꙮes nꙮthing. it's nꙮt a chestplate ꙮf immunity tꙮ *mꙮst things*, after all. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
sꙮme peꙮple just can't grasp that there is mꙮre than ꙮne wizard in all ꙮf reality. #vaguepꙮsting - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
ill bite i think itll make my dad lose his fucking mind
selling a sentient ꙮujia bꙮard. tꙮ be clear, it isn't pꙮssessed by a ghꙮst, it dꙮesn't cꙮntain a ghꙮst, and a ghꙮst isn't tethered tꙮ it. it's just sentient cꙮmpletely ꙮn its ꙮwn. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
i have hit 5000 kult and kull. anyꙮne whꙮ cꙮmments ꙮn this chitt will be signed up fꙮr the evil wizard legally-nꙮt-allꙮwed-tꙮ-be-a-death-match, which will be hꙮsted in three days. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
i'm cꙮnsidering making a burner accꙮunt and naming it "fruit wwizard", just tꙮ piss ꙮff ꙮne specific persꙮn (if yꙮu knꙮw yꙮu knꙮw). wꙮuld that be cꙮꙮl ꙮr what. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
idea: "therapy", but it's just me filling a humidifier with health pꙮtiꙮn and keeping yꙮu in that rꙮꙮm fꙮr an hꙮur. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
hypnꙮsis spell that ꙮnly wꙮrks when used tꙮ make sꙮmeꙮne assemble ikea furniture. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
prꙮ tip: pꙮtiꙮns ꙮf true sight still wꙮrk ꙮn peꙮple withꙮut regular sight. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
if there's ꙮne thing i lꙮve in the wꙮrld, it's mꙮney and this site. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
fun fact: the "melting dꙮwn vitamin gummies intꙮ ꙮne blꙮb that makes yꙮu immꙮrtal" trick dꙮes wꙮrk, but yꙮu'd need tꙮ eat three times yꙮur ꙮwn bꙮdy weight ꙮf the blꙮb fꙮr it tꙮ actually wꙮrk, which wꙮuld prꙮbably kill yꙮu if yꙮu weren't fast enꙮugh with it. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
explanatiꙮn fꙮr my handle pꙮtiꙮn - the thing i sell seller - the thing i dꙮ with the pꙮtiꙮns - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
prꙮ tip fꙮr anyꙮne whꙮ wants tꙮ travel tꙮ wizard land sꙮme day: keep an enchanted thumbtack (ꙮr sꙮmething tꙮ that effect) with yꙮu wherever yꙮu gꙮ. killing peꙮple is legal here, but ꙮnly if it has sꙮme amꙮunt ꙮf magic invꙮlved. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
selling a single public-executiꙮn-flavꙮred jelly bean. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
in wizard land it's like in the regular wꙮrld but way cꙮꙮler - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
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I JUST GOT THE PRINTS IN FROM THE PHOTOSHOOT I DID RECENTLY. YOU’RE ALL IN FOR A FUCKING TREAT.
let him hibernate in peace :<
I am still so mad.
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ You must ask @imJunior for ggrantingg access ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
:33< she gets my refurence
:33< thank mew
:33< *the mighty huntress does her best wii sports anyancpurr voice* :33< nice cock :33< #nsfw
just those?
my brother in christ thats just a juice atp
mango pear blueberries strawberries watermelon no lemon
u know what doin somethin diff 2day gonna have somethin diff 4 lunch gonna make ramen insted of mac n cheese
day long car ride w the bestie not anythin special but its nice 2 get out 4 awhile
// expectation vs reality tbh https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e570356a5fef.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/789e3ed69078.jpeg
Found thiꞩ thing lying around yeꞩterday. Decided to uꞩe it to replace my old journalꞩ.
up late pitch pining... wish he'd fall d9wn a well... (∩´∀`∩)♤ #wish-he-was-here #dreamy-sigh
♠♣♥♦ OOC: i figure i should finally share a little character sheet for Nona? I'm still getting used to posting here lol. some things that may appear in my rp's: graphic content such as nudity, swearing, violence, sexually explicit content, abusive relationships, power imbalances, kinks, substance use, etc. (we can discuss anything specific that you want to avoid in dms) anyways, Nona is a 9ft tall maroon blooded mutant who works for The Grand Highblood as a particularly close servant (they have had sex in the past) and his personal attack dog. her blood mutation causes accelerated healing, which allows her a heavy advantage in combat, but also comes at a cost. she can still feel pain and her abilities make her a favorite punching bag for the GHB and his cult. she was brainwashed into their clown cult early into her servitude and is heavily devoted to their religion. Nona is also much older than most trolls, having been around during the time of the signless. She's a hella simp for highbloods, esp purplebloods, but she's too much of a doormat to make the first move. Nona is kind of a major girlfail when she's by herself lol. Nona is also: pan and fem. feel free to ask questions about Nona or her lore if you're curious! things i will not rp whatsoever: anything to do with minors, scat, uhhh thats about it lol. (if something comes up that I'm not comfortable with, I'll let you know.) !!! just because i roleplay something does not mean i condone it irl. please do not make assumptions about my irl character based on my fictional character !!! some tidbits about me irl: I'm in my 20's, genderfluid, biflux, autistic, a Pisces and i get busy frequently so if i don't respond right away, i will get back to you as soon as i can! I'm currently also hyperfixated on Gravity Falls and have a decade long special interest in Homestuck. I'm open to making friends ooc as well! DMS: OPEN ART REQUESTS: OPEN COMMISSIONS: CLOSED MY TUMBLR: @serpsorchesta MY BLUESKY: @serpsorchesta.bsky.social ♠♣♥♦ #ooc #nsfw #cw #adult-themes #substances