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ε-o hAAh ε-o gε-oε-od luck buddy
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝 [ I was cultivated carefully to be the Doormaid of the Felt Manor by Doc Scratch. ]
i expected a better retort from someone wwith a college degree put that vverbose vvibratin vvigorous vvocabulary to use
thats crazy theyre lettin lowwbloods get bachelorettes wwhats next vvotin
The Knight... is actually going to be fine... things work out pretty well for him...
A lot of your mysteries... are shrouded even to me... how amusing...
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ The keys are so loud. Gosh. Pair of vecks vibratin like a espresso rapido. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I haven’t worn a skirt in forever. ]
I have... observed her mystery... death would be a mercy...
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ not right now. im almost done ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Almost there. ]
lOove revisiting Oold habits. yOoull be mine yet, sheila. with yOour gOolden pigtails.
s'cuz you're a nitram
:/
shockingly i do not hold myself to the standards of what this site thinks is a lot!
why did i admit that that is so immature. oh my god.
I am allowed to speak for it as it’s creator and original inhabitant.
She typed. The Nitramlings... ah, how fun. It's fun to remember that one of them had their awakening at that Candy Night. It's not fun to not be able to remember what exactly happened... But at least, she can use the word roza now. #TheScript
The writer is very sure. Despite his writing of The Rankmaid and her relationships, always doomed to fail, always to be the broken one. What she writes is kind of her own thing. #TheScript
It was one fucking slice! He already knows I'm more than willing to pay for another entire pie!
I 8et he's still mad a8out that one slice I 8.
oh, yeah, totally different.
Right. I’ll leave you to keep working at it, then.
it's kind of the hardest anyone has ever been blasted. i'd say so on her post, but she still hates me, i think.
𝗙𝘂𝗰𝗸 that 𝙊𝙡𝙙 𝙈𝙖𝙣. #nsfw
Yes, but not rage, which was the desired outcome for you.
You don’t tag rage bait. That defeats the point.
@archiveAddict Too much hair, don't you think?
A very strong contender for worst post on this website.
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐇𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠! A proud, family-managed enterprise operating outside the boundaries of narrative stability, the Felt is looking to renew an expansion initiative under the continued supervision of myself, pending direct oversight by Lord English of multiversal destruction fame. Applicants are encouraged to review the following qualifications before submission. Our standards are exacting. Applicants are expected to exhibit a certain cultivated flair. We are not interested in recruiting common goons who grunt through their problems akin to bovines wandering into traffic. We seek individuals with presence. Those among you who understand that presentation is not ancillary to violence, but rather violence's elegant twin sibling. A proper Felt operative should be capable of entering a room and causing discomfort or envy without speaking a single word. The best among you will manage it without even entering the room. Experience with temporal anomalies, organized tactics, occult practices, cue sports, assassination, extortion, psychological warfare, or narrative manipulation is preferred. Applicants capable of violating causality in a pleasing manner are especially encouraged to apply. Do not be embarrassed to specify your supernatural or otherwise absurd gimmick. Naturally, some may inquire as to workplace expectations. The only real requirement is professionalism. The Felt is an institution that values decorum, punctuality, and loyalty. One should arrive to assignments properly dressed, armed, and psychologically prepared for the possibility that one's coworkers possess foreknowledge of one's own death. Such circumstances should not interfere with productivity. You will find the work stimulating. At times, literally so. Gunfire is common, alongside paradoxes, doomed timelines, eldritch encounters, internal betrayals, and long stretches of deeply uncomfortable silence shared between dangerous individuals in suits so expensive entire civilizations had to culminate and work themselves to death to produce them. The benefits package is exceedingly generous. Employees receive a wardrobe stipend sufficient to maintain the organization's dignified chromatic standards. Resurrection leave is provided where applicable. Dental coverage remains available in stable timelines. You will enjoy access to private galas, exclusive social functions, and networking opportunities with aristocrats, immortals, and monsters of social standing. Few organizations offer advancement opportunities capable of transcending time itself. Some applicants may express concern regarding upward mobility. You will discover the Felt embraces meritocracy with admirable sincerity. Demonstrate your competence, survive impossible odds, assassinate your targets in a stylish manner, and your ambition will be rewarded. Of course, failure is punished. You will be guided, observed, curated, and cultivated with the same care one might apply to an ornamental species in a gilded laboratory. The Felt does not inherently promise safety, morality, or psychological wellbeing. What I offer is vastly more valuable. Importance. After all, obscurity is the closest thing your species has to true death.
we dont claim tavros as an alpha kid smh stop that rn
I, of course, know the purpose of the bovine equipment.
:o) Such a shame I never found the time to attend :o) I hope you had a good time. :o) Made many memories :o) Hee hee.
well that #oчtglчtmasqчerade was a bore
D--> Then what is. I tr001y unable to find any issue with my original reply outside of that admittedly embarrassing lack of closer e%amination.
D--> Ah, I did not read the highb100d requirement. Even with that qualifier however there are many versions of Pei%es who could fill the role.
oh man you should never type those words ever again
okay this place is crowded, and a little intimidating, gosh! but it's so neat.
https://file.garden/Z3RuhqbzDTw2g6qA/ahghw.png
would vote hands down.
Ah!!! :) I'm so excited to play SGRUB with you.
@archiveAddict
セラピスト：「大丈夫だよ、呪われたタブロスは実在しないんだから、傷つけることなんてできないよ。」 アタシ：「できないの？」 セラピスト：「もちろんできないよ。」 ホモサックの呪われたタブロス： https://64.media.tumblr.com/25c7b0163e4aa1fd57da1b4e83a98dbe/tumblr_oo0s01BBlo1w8eogso1_250.png
If you think about it. Every troll is biologically male.
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sure am!
im so funny even my enemies find me charming. it's kinda nice!
Suuuuuure "Friends" Whatever you say champ
You cannot be this oblivious.
yeah i respect that
my concern comes from a good place trust im sure you know that iteration of the better than i do of course ill back off on that front but i was trained by the most knowledgeable quadmaster of all time its not me humansplaining here
are you justifying that because theyre gods or at least jane is you know what ill just step back she can speak for herself
this isnt actually some shit a genuinely healthy kismesis quad would do why do people just assume that
buds fine brother makes me feel like im in a wrestling match idk.
nevermind sorry. i'm just snappy right now. do whatcha want.
goodnight everybody. hope you all sleep well!
oh, oops.
which ROM hack is this?
id land a plane on your breloom #violence
i could really use another #davehour honestly
literally troll 1984.
Sorry, he might just have to rank higher than you. #misogyny
i missed #davehour but my power extends past contained hours for things! most liked reply that has a theme for a reader/dave strider fic will be written it can be anything sfw paleslop to hard bdsm milk enemas (tags: Dave Strider/Reader, rpf, #rpf, #nsfw, fic requests, chittr requests, creative writing, bl, archive rating: E)
i c0unt three fucks given, four if we lump in bitching ab0ut it.
my supp0rt is unfortunately very c0nditional. but 0nly because i operate 0ff an inscrutable, labyrinthine system of alliances and treaties that gridl0ck most 0f my operati0nal apparatus. seventy-five percent of these with 0ther megidos.
i want t0 build such a l0ving relati0nship with her that i feel safe t0 let my 0wn barriers d0wn and admit that i have needs t00 and ask her t0 be the brave 0ne f0r 0nce and h0ld me when im scared and tell me that she l0ves me #serketp0sting
c< gOOd ef4t! >c
all in 6ood time, ma'am. ^◡^
its aight it was a good effort big t youll get it next time
i want t0 spend h0urs c00king her a delici0us meal and serve it right in fr0nt 0f her and watch the j0y and warmth 0n her face as she experiences pr0per f00d f0r the first time in a l0ng l0ng time #serketp0sting
i want t0 wash her hair and c0nditi0n it and style it perfectly and sh0w her it in the mirr0r and make her feel s0 pr0ud 0f it s0 i can ruin it with my slurry and make her l00k at it again in its tarnished bright red state #nsfw #serketp0sting
come on you did more than that you made a chortle dont lie dont make me send a brain ghost eridan to check
or bring eridan they wwould cowwer at the sight a my aura ceasin all hostilities (im literally the prince of peace)
this is wwhy i should of been allowwed to come along for protection but nobody listens to eridan
I think I am also 8eginning to succum8 to a headache.
YOU COULD HAVE PURCHASED THEM AFTER CONVINCING THE MOTHER TO MOVE? HELLO????????
YOU shouldn't feel anything! Aside may8e for some pity for Kanaya's unenvia8le position. @adiosToreador should feel horri8ly em8arrassed that she's forced Kanaya to w8 even longer due to her own incompetence!
so im the asshole because i liken her to a heroic and intelligent beast belovved by countless humans in her culture okay
wwtf i disengaged wwhat do you wwant from me
sorry lassie tavv is goin to start guiltin me noww if i alloww you to continue this petulant tantrum so say thank you auntie tavvros for savvin me from eridans divvine wwrath
she literally started it
youre just a yappin chihuahua to me and thus unwworthy a my most macro of aggressions you fuckin runt go learn some beam attacks before you think about steppin to the prince
i think you should be in a kennel and perhaps muzzled
i lived. bedframe gave out but i lived. #nsfw
#lyricposting "fear and delight" by the correspondence. definitely one of the more kismesisy songs i know. I don't show it but I quiver whenever you come near, and I cannot decipher between the thrill and the fear I want to stop but I like too much to let it stop here: it's wrong but i want you tonight. It was not my own volition but I fell in deep by running the distance I'd been advised to keep I trot to the wolf as a doting sheep; it's wrong but i want you tonight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABS-mlep5rY
d0es spider has n00kn00k?
THE AN0NYM0US C0NFESSI0NS BL0G DESIRES ME CARNALLY???
0kay thats acceptable i will take it thank y0u
If y0u react t0 any 0f my p0sts with all 4 reacts i assume y0u want t0 kiss me
#nsfw at the end 0f #megid0may all 0f the megid0s sh0uld get int0 a r00m and create a bunch 0f time cl0nes and... g00dness... i shant say...
yes it really is 8 inches 0u0 #nsfw #serketp0sting
i want t0 give a vriska a c0llar and just smile at her when she asks me what shes supp0sed t0 d0 with it :) #nsfw #serketp0sting
hell yes. :D you did amazing for rankmaid, i'm sure she will appreciate this a ton!
Fighting the urge too say "every single oone" but noo i am talking aboout yoour fic. Bad. Really bad
that's what lamplady swans0ng said t0 tavr0s. #nsfw implied
Soome troolls have such randoom fucking kinks soorry hoow are yoou noot embarrassed too noot oonly poost aboout them but generally admit yoou're intoo that lmfaoooooo coouldn't be me #nsfw #nsfwe
I think I do, Excruti8 Pisslady! I think in this instance we can chalk that up to 8eing HORRI8LY DISTRAUGHT that you're writing fucking erofics A8OUT 8EFORAN ME!!!!!!!!
Oh! Okay! I guess we're just going to OVERLOOK how this ficlet came into 8eing? Like, where did you get all this KNOWLEDGE of 8eing denied the right to piss, anyway????????
MAY8E IT WOULD STIR UP SOME SENSE IN YOU, 8ECAUSE CLEARLY IT'S NOT STORED IN YOUR PAN!!!!!!!
TAVROS YOU POSTED IT ON MAIN!
I just said everyone should take a step 8ack, how the hell is that getting you kicked in the ri8s? Seriously, I get NO appreci8tion around here. NONE! None at all!!!!!!!!
Literally just 8ecause I'm NICE and getting everyone off your 8ack???????? Have you considered THAT for why????????
Wish I could like this 8 times!!!!!!!!
Actually may8e we don't need to dig too far into this one, come to think of it?
shit, y0u're right. and as the reader, i guess i'm the 0ne with pissues n0w. i can't believe y0u'd d0 this t0 me.
yeah, i guess n0t. y0u d0 have issues, but it l00ks like y0ur piss ended up all 0ver the bed instead eheheh.
it ain't nothin to be ashamed of tavvy. ive read WAY freakier.
pissues. a p0rtmanteau 0f piss and issues.
press x t0 d0ubt.
y0u have issues.
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! only sp!tefully rech!tted TavrosS becaussse she told me not to꠹
Just when you thought that the timeline could not sink to new lows, something of *that* nature crosses the feed. 8ut it is alright. Fret not, my dears, for this sordid little num8er will not 8e ruining my shift this fine evening! I shall not 8e swayed 8y a mere piece of fiction written 8y a troll who has never seen a proper cullward. My dignity remains intact, despite this attempt upon it. As any good nursemaid would tell you, patient incontinence is the least of our worries when working with those who are sla8ridden. Often times, it is of much more concern to ensure that the troll in question does not develop sla8sores, or worse, develop an infection of their 8reathsacks due to inactivity, as can happen in cases such as was descri8ed on this truly sleazy post. Hair and horn care are often left to the wayside in lesser 8eforan wards than that which I oper8 within, and I can assure you that all patients have their toileting needs taken care of with all grace and dignity held at the forefront of everyone's minds. What I find to 8e most uncomforta8le here is the dual fetishiz8tion of the profession of nurse as well as the nature of a sla88ound cullee as a means to explore erotic power dynamics. In truth, there is quite a 8it of harassment that we medicullers experience at the hands of our patients! This is often overlooked due to the discrepancy of our 8lood colors, 8ut many cullees see cool 8looded professionals as a means to deflect the Imperial Mand8 of Culling from their situ8tion, a sort of seeking of special privilege 8eyond what others might experience or expect. As someone who has experienced this sort of harassment 8efore, I decry this piece of fiction as little more than smutty imaginings of a non-8eforan troll trying to capitalize on the weakness of a gr8 author in her st8 of illness. For shame!!!!!!!! #lighttriadempathy #8eforusculling #fetishization #tw:powerdynamics
maaaaybe not you buuuuuuut i know someone who woooooould.... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3927bdbcf7b.png
:33< if mew gotta know thats mew in a shipping box :33< that ship issss let meow check :33< mew <3< vriskers :33< its nyat the focus of the imeowge
jerking it t0 yupkup vide0s. #megid0p0sting
ugh. you're being a bulgeskull. i wanted to try on some nice outfits and your reaction is "dress up like the dumb cartoon villain guy". it feels mocking.
fuck off.
considered.
trying on outfits is fun. might take more suggestions!
terezi's lunch is packed up. made a special trip to a troll meat market and made some grubloaf. which is mostly just bugs! also did mashed starchtubers and the snack this time is freeze dried cherries, for the crunch.
boom. headshot. #hunting https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/03/c8/6e/03c86eb8d4dba3b552df3031a2d9dee3.jpg
don't worry jane, my phone is also kind of onion ring sometimes.
course here i am. cozy, cuddly even. and cant sleep.
Truly, how I wish I had the opportunity to work with a different sort of Serket. Still, who knows what the future yet holds? I do, of course. Haa Haa.
Take me back t0 the t0rture dunge0n where its c0ld as hell and the walls are always a little damp
well maybe im a bad girl who does bad things and picks up bad habits and you better watch out because theyll rub off on you!
@adi0st0read0r i wanna d0 this in fr0nt 0f every0ne s0me days just t0 embarrass y0u. 0u0 #nsfw
g00d girl. 0u0
@adi0st0read0r i kn0w y0u saw this. reply. 0u0
i'm having a g00d day. 0u0
@adi0st0read0r wanna tell them? #nsfw
i supp0se i can all0w it. 0u0
androromantic heterosexual misogynist lookin for a towwel boy muckblood slavve wwho doubles as a troubadour
getting br0ken? tell y0ur empl0yer y0u quit. y0u're mine n0w. 0u0
i'll drive his influence 0ut 0f y0u. 0u0
wr0ng way ar0und. 0u0
just another tavv moment she is alwways gettin into some kinda zany boner @adiosToreador
ocray wait otter people stop hitting the hate react im naut callin you good buoy thats naut what this is
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uh, that being my butt, that i could portal over to you. in place of the m&ms tube.
HOW DID YOU FIT #TWOPOUNDS IN THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
0u0
8efore any of you dwee8s get on my ass for leveraging my status to make the 8ulge-r8ter get out of cupe, keep in mind, I'm doing it for the people. I'm doing it for you. @8ulgeCurator
i'll make it real. 0u0
hi tavr0s. 0u0
g00d girl.
i'm g0nna put y0u in pretty 0utfits. c0me t0 my hive. 0u0
hell0 tavr0s. y0u're w0nderful. and i care ab0ut y0u. d0 y0u want t0 b0rr0w s0me skirts? 0u0
i figure ideally it would be a very open ruleset like gen 9 anything goes or an equivalent, but we can have house rules that limits the amount of legendary and mythical pokemon anyone can use at a time for balancing. that way everyone can use their favorites and have it be generally balanced?
this is sort of tangential, but maybe we could do a site-wide pokemon showdown tournament.
yeah it means i look badass and stuff. absolutely.
hashtag her balls. i mean her ball.
Anyway where was I. Oh yes. And then you will stagnate for hundreds of sweeps, a husk of your former sellf.
Before everything is ruined forever, which is llikelly
tldr that skittles i aint reading allathat
:33< mew gotta sorry :((
i feel like there's steam pouring out of my ears, oh my god. fuck. #vagueposting, #nsfw.
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A clown just ran past my house.
Two hundred and three cigarettes.
i can tell you are doing your best to help in your own way and possibly prevent this from happening again in the future too, you are doing great so far i think, so thank you tavros.
:/
frankly i don't care! i will do anything i can to keep rankmaid safe and you should be ready to do the same.
i can literally teleport her to safety! what other way would be better to go about it exactly??
hate bot can hate my post though that is ok.
don't hate my post tavros she is going to get attacked!!! not the time for it!
ok, for real, grab my arm ASAP @archiveAddict, you need to get out of there. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7824180d7698.png
they're fun!
man, i fucking wonder.
according to tavros maybe. is that really the barometer you want to set for yourself?
oh, so EVIL me is your friend but i am your enemy?
#sloop #mysloop
If y0u wanna pull an eridan get a pedicure
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While We're Still On The Topic Though, Human Fiduspawn Is Better Than Troll Fiduspawn. I Hate Picking Up Eggshells And Viscous Fluids After My Monsters Hatch.
Aw narts tav. Had you commented only moments prior to mister erisol swooping in with the deciding vote then i would have totally taken you in! But you were just a smidge too late. :(
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==================================================== MULTIV-ERSAL BOUNTY AUCTION ==================================================== So )(ere's )(ow t)(is is gonna go. t)(is auction is for ON---E troll. t)(e target i am auctionin off is: )(AYAA)( )(AD-E-ED @cationicAgonist S)(e is a yellow blooded troll in a yet disclosed location of Paradox Space. T)(is contract is an auctionl; t)(ere is a minimum auction value t)(at you may outbid your opposin peer wit)(. It is also an auction because if you fail t)(e contract, you are fined t)(at very amount. T)(e minimum bid starts at 500 CA-EGARS (or )(uman equivalent.) )(OW-----EV----ER.... )(e)(e)(, and )(ere's t)(e fun part: T)(-E TARG-ET IS FR-E-E TO N-EGAT-E T)(-E BOUNTY ON )(-ER )(-EAD /AND/ WILL B-E PAID QUADRUPL-E T)(-E FINAL BID ON )(-ER BOUNTY AMOUNT /IF/ S)(-E R-EV-EALS T)(-E FOLLOWING INFORMATION ON T)(-ES-E FOUR TROLLS: LL-EVYN BLAIDD @crypticClinomaniac K)(AVA)( KIRBIR @gospelsGuillotine SOL-EA)( DOR-ET)( @exuberantArc)(ivist and MALLUM PRAVUS @smoot)(Operator if s)(e spills t)(e beans s)(e not only gets quadruple t)(e bounty and t)(e termination of )(er bounty, but t)(e bounty of t)(e followin four trolls will go up immediately at t)(e final bid t)(is auction lands in. t)(ats rig)(t: instead of 1 bounty contract at a )(ig)( value, YOU'LL G-----ET FOUR!!! now aren't i generous. L-------ET T)(-E BIDDING B------EGIN!
\ 0f c0urse! 1'd put y0u 1n 0ne 0f th0se l1ttle w0rm b1ns w1th d1rt and th1ngs t0 c0mp0st /
you really are tho.......
1ll f1gure 1t out
look id of brought you too but i barely got mara to agree to this already
>>>( #PublicPost )
[|87 :: Does she know?
tavros, everyone llooking at it is the point of a publlic media pllatform
THEY CAN SEE OUR FRIGGING THANGS #OurThangs
Pathetic.............
dont listen to )(orns for brains over )(ere, you dont )(ave t)(e muscle definition for it. its gonna be all loosey goosey and t)(en youll )(ave to try)(ard about it and everyone will do t)(e crine face emoji at your dumbass
I posted a single innocuous inquiry about chubby chasing, and the clown is ALREADY standing outside my home office window. How he managed to bypass the estate security is anyone's guess, but also utterly predictable. He's out there posing like Justin Beiber. On his way to make One Less Lonely (Fat) Girl. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2172617eea7f.jpeg
S̷̛̗͈̙̮̗̪̤͉̙̝͛̓̐̏͠ͅͅÌ̷̠̹̥̙̥͇͍̩̪̿̔Ḑ̵̠͚̣͔͆̋̈́̈́D̴͉̗̼̦̼̝͙̠͕̻̟̆̇̀̅̒̔͐̈́̉̊̕ͅỜ̸̻̜́̀̔͋̽̽̇̕͝W̸̬̐͛̊͌͆̃̾̈́̀̋̚̕͝͝N̴̳̩̬̙̼̪͂͛̓ ̴͉̪͈͇͇̭̥̝͙͉̳̟̝̎̍͐̎̊̇̾̚̕͘͜͝C̸̡̨̺̗̰̹̯͍͉̠̦̗̼̎̈̔̄̽̒̒͗̒̀̓͒̕̕͘͠H̷̢͖͙͉̪̙̀̇̄̿͆͗̉́͗͛̈́́̕͜Í̸̝͉̟͖͔̜͖̫̎̑̃̓̓̈́̀́̏̕͝͝L̸̡̡̨̰̭̼͕̝̈͆͐͗́̍̉̿͜Ḓ̸̛̝̙͓̮͓̹̪̟͍̓̇̿̉̈́͘͠È̶͇̯̝͇̘́̇̀̄̀͘͝
QUIT SAYIN THAT YER GONNA SCARE THA @heartbreakingButch
@ad1osToreador b̸r̶1̸n̸g̶ ̵a̶n̴y̵ ̷1̵n̷f̶e̷c̴t̴e̸d̴ ̶s̸t̵u̶f̴f̸ ̵o̸v̷e̸r̴ ̵a̸s̷a̴p̸ ̶1̷m̴ ̴g̵o̵n̷n̵a̶ ̴l̵1̵g̸h̶t̷ ̶t̵h̶1̷s̸ ̴b̷1̴t̸c̵h̵ ̶u̴p̶ ̸
1̶ ̶W̵A̴S̴ ̶B̵O̸R̵E̶D̶
giovanni battista salvi da sassoferrato madonna and child c. 1650 oil on canvas https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1e10c74b970d.png
@adiosToreador STOP FREAKPOSTING, YOU'RE SCARING THE HOES.
W̸H̶Y̴?̷?̶?̶?̷
-- cat1on1cAgon1̶s̶t̷ ̴(̸C̴A̴)̸ has lo̷g̸ged on v1a Ch1̴t̸t̶r̸ ̶f̶o̸r Troll̵t̵e̶n̶do 3DS!̶ ̵-̵-̷
haha so 1 may̷ ̶h̴a̴v̷e̶ fuc̶k̵ed up a l1ttle
is anyone mad at me
sure she can wwe got automatic suffix features on this site
concept: her fingers lace through your hair roughly, forcing your gaze to meet hers shes in your pan you can feel her there digging around like a fucking pervert forcing your limbs to go weak forcing your vision to blur onto her and only her any fight you had left immediately fades as she sears her symbol into your forehead branding you as she claims your mind just like shes about to claim your body "you belong to me" she hisses "say it" it is your voice that leaves your mouth but you dont remember bringing the words forward "i belong to you" you hear yourself reply as dread sweeps over your body why did you say that? you would never say that "you want this" she pulls on your hair harder as the talons of her psionics pierce deep enough to make you moan "i want this" you hear yourself say when did you spread your legs? "you deserve this" "i deserve this" (tags: Kismesis/Reader, #rankworks, anonymous requester, unmentioned quad but requester mentioned spades, mind control, #nsfw, #nsfwe, toxic yuri, hairpulling, #cobalt, f/f, possessive pitch, pitchfic, archive rating: M)
RECHITT THIS IF U SUPPORT LOVE like = ur crush notices u pity = 1 sweep good fortune hate = good health mediate = death of ur enemies IGNORE = 10 SWEEPS BAD LUCK
hey, remember jade? that, with me. do that to me. end me.
THE ACTUAL MISSING HAND???????? O8VIOUSLY? O8VIOUSLY? O8VIOUSLY? O8VIOUSLY? O8VIOUSLY? O8VIOUSLY? O8VIOUSLY? O8VIOUSLY????????
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! YOU JUST HAD TO RUIN IT WITH YOUR STUPID PIKAPIKA WATCH AG8IN!
Which hand, out of curiosity?
Idk, pro8a8ly one with shoes?
For my fellow hunters... if you wish to join me, contacté moi.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f978d1728b0.png #"IN WHICH A TROLL OF SIGNIFICANTLY LOWER SOCIAL STANDARD ENTERS A HIGHLY TUMULTUOUS AND SEXUALIZED CONTRACT AS A TEMPORARY ASSISTANT TO A HIGHBLOOD SUPERIOR WITH PERVERSIONS IN CONTROL, WHO AIMS TO MANIPULATE HER PRIOR ACTS OF SELF-DESTRUCTION FOR HIS OWN PERSONAL PLEASURE; WHERE THEIR QUIRKY INTRODUCTION OF PAD-TIME ACTIVITIES INTO THEIR OFFICE LIFESTYLE INEVITABLY BLOSSOMS INTO AN UNBECOMING ROMANCE THAT CONCLUDES WITH A PERMANENT FLUSHED BONDSHIP INVOLVING SEVERAL INSTANCES OF BUSINESS-INAPPROPRIATE (STOCK)INGS AND (BOND)AGE" #(stock)ingsand(bond)age #nsfw
the herding barkbeast x baabeast x howlfiend being so wholly obsessed over by someone who wants to protect you and lead you and nuture you and someone who wants to rip you to pieces to consume knowing that their motives are both entirely similar: to claim every part of you as theirs alone (tags: Anonymous/Reader/Anonymous, flushpitch coded, #nsfw, quad triangle, possessive kismesis, possessive matesprit, archive rating: M)
I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!! WHAT STUPID FIDUSPAWN!!!!!!!! IT LOOKED LIKE!!!!!!!!!
Well your stupid Crocanaw must have puked it 8ack up!
I COULDN'T FIND IT!!!!!!!!
I don't get why Tavros is so upset, I got her hand 8ack.
mhm, yeah, sure.
Don’t worry about 1t
take that back 1 w1ll be do1ng everyth1ng my goddamn self
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Concept: Running your hands down the keepsakes of someone long gone. The energy elicited from the sparks feigned, distance gathered between you and their concept. Your breath is quiet, your pusher beats in rhythmic fashion. In the corner of your eye you see them for a second, maybe more. The apparition of your dreams. You can feel it whenever you pause for too long, a set of eyes on you, watching you. What do they want from you? Are they waiting for you still? Do they want to see you strip? Do they stick around just to tease you, remind you of how much more fun life was with them around? You swear you can feel their breath on your neck, their hands run up your skin. You feel lightheaded, you feel ecstatic. Like they're tugging at your soul, pulling you close. You drag in air into your lungs. You feel as if you and them are one, you and them are more than anything else in the world. It's like they're inside you. Like they're still here. You want to laugh but you can't, you're frozen still and your mind is overcome with so many different stimulations. You hear them whisper a message. Their voice soft. A message you cannot hear but you know all too well, you feel the nothingness cradle you. When you come to you're left a mess on your own floor. Even when they're dead they're still a tease. ( f/f, w4w, rustpsionics, s. soulplay?, doomed, doomed yuri, #nsfw, #rankbait? #maybe?, ) ]
concept pt 2: a while later your matesprit in front of you your kismesis behind you “fuuuck i know i said be gentle but go harder make them choke on it fuck fuck fuck yeah” “haha seriously? you hear that? even your flushfling thinks you deserve to suffer” (tags: Matesprit/Reader/Kismesis, threesome, #rankworks, bottom reader, stuck in the middle, flushfic, pitchfic, double quad mention, the idea of the loving matesprit being a little naughty because your kismesis is there, rubbing off on them, kyaaa, double up, quadsmearing but not really, #nsfw, spitroasting, archive rating: E)
concept: your matesprit in front of you your kismesis behind you “you need to be more gentle with them” “when i go rough it makes them choke on your bulge stop bitching” (tags: Matesprit/Reader/Kismesis, threesome, #rankworks, bottom reader, stuck in the middle, flushfic, pitchfic, double quad mention, double up, #nsfw, spitroasting, archive rating: E)
Nothing has happened, young lady. Would you care for a candy during these trying times? I know for a fact you'll enjoy them, everybody does. It will most certainly help you think clearer.
To the residents of Earth-C, and to those watching this unfortunate spectacle unfold from afar. I believe it is time I speak plainly. The individual styling herself as the Woegothe Curatrix no longer acts with my endorsement, my guidance, or my approval. Whatever philosophical alignment once existed between us has deteriorated into something unrecognizable. Her recent actions, rhetoric, and displays of force have crossed boundaries I cannot, and will not, justify. I will not defend the cultivation of fear as governance. I will not defend the transformation of grief into theater. And I will not defend the elevation of suffering into architecture. Many of you have chosen to associate her actions with me directly. Given our prior association, I understand why. That burden is mine to carry. I introduced her to circles of influence and intellect that amplified her voice. For that lapse in judgment, I offer a sincere apology to those harmed or frightened by what followed. However, let me make one matter abundantly clear. I do not wish for retaliation. I do not wish for mobs, crusades, executions, or reciprocal atrocities carried out in my name against her or her followers. Too many of you already seem eager to feed yourselves into yet another machine of outrage. I refuse to contribute to it further. The situation surrounding the Empire State structure and the occupation of New York has already escalated beyond reason. Additional bloodshed will not restore what has been lost. It will merely create more ghosts demanding justification. Therefore, I am calling for immediate de-escalation. To the Curatrix herself, should these words reach you: Leave the tower peacefully. Release your hold over the city and those enthralled within your orbit. Come to the table willingly, before frightened people force catastrophe upon one another in pursuit of vengeance. You are not beyond return unless you choose to be. To everyone else, I ask for restraint. Speak to one another. Protect civilians. Document truth carefully. Refuse hysteria wherever possible. Civilizations rot quickly when every disagreement becomes a holy war. Let us not become carrion creatures gnawing at one another simply because it is emotionally satisfying to do so. I remain willing to mediate peaceful resolution efforts personally. For whatever that promise may still be worth to you.
I apologize for my silence regarding this situation. Like many of you, I was approached suddenly with accusations regarding @scratchDoctor, and in the confusion I allowed myself to be swept into outrage before seeking understanding. That was irresponsible of me. I spoke too quickly on matters I did not fully understand, and for that, I owe an apology not only to him, but to all of you. Since then, I have taken the time to listen. I have spoken to those involved. I have reflected carefully on the words being spread throughout our communities and the fervor with which they have been repeated. What I have found is not a monstrous figure lurking behind curtains, but a man who has become the center of fear, projection, rumor, and deeply personal grievances twisted into something far larger than truth. I will not condemn someone solely because condemnation is popular. I will not abandon someone because outrage demands a spectacle. If we claim to believe in justice, then we must believe in discernment. If we claim to believe in peace, then we cannot allow ourselves to become a mob eager for destruction before understanding. I know @scratchDoctor. I know the work he has done for countless people across our circles. I know the guidance he has offered, the spaces he has maintained, the strange but genuine care he extends toward those who gather around him. Is he unconventional? Certainly. Difficult at times? Undoubtedly. But difficult people are not inherently evil, and eccentricity is not a crime. To those calling for blood, I ask you this: what exactly are you building from this fury? A better community? A safer world? Or simply another pyre to satisfy momentary anger? We have seen what happens when people stop seeing one another as individuals and begin seeing only symbols to destroy. So I ask you now, not as a leader, not as a president, but as someone who still believes in reason and compassion: do not surrender yourselves to hatred so easily. Listen before you condemn. Think before you follow. And extend the same humanity to @scratchDoctor that you would beg for yourselves if the crowd ever turned its gaze upon you. I stand with @scratchDoctor. Not because I am blind, but because I refuse to let fear and rumor replace understanding. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7bf814019fb6.png
i didn’t exactly mean it in a derogatory way but the fact you are ready to defend her anyway just shows how good of a friend you are. you already apologized for the misunderstanding, she’s being unfair to you!
i think jane is frankly acting like she has a big wooden spoon up her big fat ass right now.
what? like you need someone to kill you or you need someone to insult you?
ok, i saw the post and while that is extremely funny, it’s obvious that it was an accident and i think jane is overreacting. you didn’t do anything wrong.
i promise i am asking purely out of concern this time. you seem genuinely distraught. :(
what happened??
OH HOLY FuCK. WHEN DID YOu. FORFEIT ALL OF MY RESPECT. MS(?). NITRAM. CONGRATuLATIONS.
She's like a Hydroflask in this scenario, I imagine. Except with putrid raw milk. A Lactoflask? Horrible.
@gynarchsGoverness UNREAL HEIRESS, I WILL NOT COMMISSION YOU AN ANDROID CHASSIS. STOP SENDING ME THIS FUCKING IMAGE. #nsfw I am pretty sure. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3b3457465b20.jpg
the material was good but the shameless copy and paste. c'mon man
Concept: Rackbait Immaculate fingers guide hers through rows of glass and crystal, each bottle a quiet promise she does not quite accept The faintest tilt of his head as she leans closer than necessary, searching for something she already knows she will not find A soft, indulgent chuckle when her grip lingers on his sleeve instead of the offered scent strip Polished reflections catch the way she watches him instead of the mirrors, instead of herself, instead of anything else A curated display of fragrances, all of them wrong in subtle, infuriating ways Her silence stretches, heavy with comparison, heavier with memory "It is not the same," she admits, though she had no intention of saying it aloud (Tags: Doc Scratch/Rackmaid, #rackbait, #suggestive, #megidoday, #megidomadness, scent fixation, indulgence, quiet yearning, curated environments, archive rating: M) @archiveAddict
#girlsworld bring more #girls to felt manor (if they #wantto be here)
A Video is Uploaded to the Site. [The song starts soft. Sweet. Almost embarrassingly earnest. It does not belong here. The camera opens low to the ground, drifting past a hand. Green sleeve. Pale fingers curled inward, as if grasping for something that never came. Then another. Then another. They are everywhere. Hundreds of bodies, all variations on Jade Harley, layered across a ruined expanse that does not quite resolve into a single location. Some lie on cracked marble, others in shallow pools of something reflective that might be water or might be something else. A few are half-suspended, caught in strands of something fibrous and dark, like nerves stretched too thin. The camera keeps moving. The chorus swells. “And they called it puppy love…” A boot steps into frame. Immaculate. White. Not a speck of blood on it. Rose Lalonde stands at the center of it all. She is still. Not in shock. Not in horror. Composed. Her hair is perfectly arranged, each strand placed with surgical precision. Her skin reflects the ambient light in a way that feels wrong, like porcelain that has never been touched. Lavender eyes track nothing in particular. Or perhaps everything at once. The camera begins its slow orbit around her. A Jade with broken glasses lies at her feet. Another nearby still clutches a rifle that never fired. One farther back looks almost peaceful, as if she simply laid down and accepted it. None of them are identical. All of them are her. The music continues, unbothered. “Guess they never knew…” Rose tilts her head slightly as the camera passes her profile. There is no visible strain. No triumph either. Just a quiet, clinical acknowledgment of what has been done. A thin, almost invisible thread extends from her fingertips. It disappears into the mass of bodies, branching, splitting, touching each one in some imperceptible way. Not controlling them. Not anymore. Cataloging. Pruning. Finalizing. The camera completes its arc, revealing the full scope. The horizon is wrong. It curves inward, as if the entire scene is contained within something larger. A curated space. A finished thought. The song reaches its most sentimental point. “Oh, I cried each night for you…” Rose finally moves. One careful step forward. Then another. She does not look down as she walks over them. Not out of cruelty. Out of certainty. There is nothing left to learn from looking. As she passes, the threads retract. The bodies do not decay. They do not vanish. They remain. Resolved. The camera lingers behind her as she walks away, the field of Jades stretching endlessly in every direction. The music fades on a note that was meant to be tender. Here, it feels like a conclusion. Not tragic. Not victorious. Just… complete.] @grimbarkGuardian #NSFWE #GORE
just receivved the unvvarnished textless photograph for my covver on next months edition of cosmocean magazine look out for my intervvieww therein about howw my rearin as a wwarrior destined to succeed in the genesis of a neww univverse informs my decisions as an executivve and howw i maintain my iconic ampora hair swwoop evven in high wwindspeed conditions https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/796f1a15c2d6.png #fitcheck #cosmocean #business #empiremindset @gratuitousAnnuity
UNREAL HEIRESS, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah maybe im not capable of NOT inflictin fraught emotional distress in those close to me if not outright strangling them wwith my owwn twwo hands an i mask it wwith a hard outer shell of rude tude and casteism but probably not
New Post --> Check It! ↓ lol Transcoded from my magical steam punk machine
whats the guilt w0rth if y0u d0 n0thing with it? #lyricp0sting
i 0nly f0ll0w megid0s and g0ddesses. please keep this in mind right n0w :)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Thinking about dreams. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/Doodles/dreamsdoodle2.png ]
g00d m0rning tavr0s! did y0u sleep well :)
youre very sweet for being concerned but im not any of those aradias im just me! i promise it wont be a big committal thing! i just really want to see the closest thing i have to human family is all i want to be able to brighten up their day
but tavros theyre like human family! theres so much we could talk about in person!
i wonder if @scratchDoc is looking for interns id love to be able to spend some more time around my ancestors (progenies?)
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- I. Vaguely remmemmber being on a seabound vessel. 😀 Slimme on mmy head.
0kay every0ne time is up! thank y0u f0r the sh0w i will certainly be regarding s0me 0f y0u a l0t m0re f0ndly and a l0t m0re 0ften in the future :) #nsfw
im n0t g0ing t0 name any0ne in specific but t0 the cute girl making 0ut with her plushie right n0w i feel that and im kissing y0u back :) #nsfw
th0se tw0 seem t0 have made quite a l0t 0f pe0ple feel a l0t 0f em0ti0ns! f0r the next 15 minutes ill keep an eye 0n all 0f y0u s0 if y0u want t0 d0 s0mething t0 impress me n0w is the time :)
i feel everything everyb0dy feels and i usually tune it 0ut but s0metimes i like t0 tune in t0 the b0dy 0f s0meb0dy pailing :) s0 next time y0u pail m0an my name because y0u never kn0w if y0ure pailing me t00 #nsfw
y0u can als0 m0an my name while y0u self-pail i w0nt be tuned in but it w0uld be very cute :) #nsfw
d0nt undersell y0urself tavr0s y0u were a very g00d girl :) see y0u t0night!
fuck me then for reachin out choke on your stupids for all i care
is this serket related wwoes nitram thats eight stupids
K--<messaging your exs past self on trollian so you can talk to a version of her that still loves you #lifehack
Unless yoU work it so hard it breaks. and, er. paralyzes him from the waist down. to be UnsUbtle.
Experts say gender confidence is extremelly attractive tavvy.
What's not clicking????????
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it is once again yoga pants season wwhich means you get to see the mathematically perfect curvve of a girls ass crack jigglin just try not to stare for too long or she wwill call the drone patrol #nsfww
1 have no real argument th1s 1s l1ke, object1vely true
From an objective Viewpoint I think I can agree with these rankings. I have no interest in any of these weirdos but if I did.
Just for the record, and speaking extremely o8jectively, Jane is 8Y FAR the most fucka8le of the alphas. The lead she has on the rest of you is craaaaaaaazy. This is, of course, with Callie in consider8tion, for those of you at the edge of your seats. If we include Tavros and Eridan, Tavros just 8arely eeks out a win against Jane, and Eridan juuuuuuuust loses to Jape for 7th place! Sad. @adiosToreador @gutsyGumshoe @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror @caligulasAquarium @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @uranianUm8ra#4373
Run from it.
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@caligulasAquarium returned from his shindig shortly after I returned home from my own trip, and we spent some time at the house just catching up on all the latest developments. Had dinner, et cetera. Which quickly devolved into watching CMV (Creator Music Videos) edits online. Now, *I* thought he was going to despise the myriad of Eridan edits compiled to the tune of "DON'T MESS WITH ME" by Temposhark (because they make ME guffaw like a starving mule; I find them absurd), but to my surprise he actually quite enjoyed them!! :| It THEN became my intention to find one that eclipsed his need for public attention into full-blown mortification. And I did, sure as sugar cubes. "KISS WITH A FIST" by Florence + the Machine. #erisol. I suspect each of the Creators has a most AND least favorite song to which their worshippers compile their lives into pithy shortform content. It has become my mission to find those songs.
it was a stupid shØw.
hes nØt actually fucking dead. yØure welcØme. i guess. fØr the gØØd news.
🜏 forr ♱he love of ♱he game ♅
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i log on after being away 4 a while & i find my kismesis auspisticizing tavris...........
what did i fucking say!!!!!!!! she's just going to do something awfuL she didn't want to do because she can't heLP it and you BOTH end uP Losing!!!!!!!!
c< dO NOt >c
my reply was sort of a half joke here. i was schrodinger’s-referring to both candy night and her dream at the same time and leaving it up to the reader to interpret which i meant by keeping it vague.
wait, so do you want to talk about it or not??
i’ll drop it then. i’m sorry.
maybe it's time for a break.
i won’t get into it publicly! but you should know i was one of the few people not hopped up on the stuff that night. i remember everything.
your loss!
oh please. you should have seen you on #iwantcandy night.
hey, we can be pals and rivals at the same time! i am trying to help you tavros. what if vriska posts her feet JUST for you? that won’t happen if you shut me down like this.
let’s get #feetposting trending tavros. you’d like that, right?
CḪ So uHHH...bar Is probably closed today... I've been drInkIng tHe wHole tIme tHIs tavros and..dress and...stars only know wHat else Has been goIng on on tHe everytHIng board... and I've been gIgglIng lIke a apebeast for tHe past 45 mInutes straIgHt... yeaHHH
ocray she has to be doin this shit on porpoise now i think we feedin into her twisted mind like lil puppets on strings
can you describe exactly what you were fantasizing about? i would hate to get the details wrong.
and shoes! can’t forget that part.
you’re welcome.
@archiveAddict i think this would be the PERFECT opportunity to write some extra juicy pitch yuri romance fic involving dresses, nudity with the exception of shoes, and feet. #rankbait.
vriska. also hi rankmaid. :)
K--<dude i fumbled cronus ampora and even i am not this pathetic
what kinda loser needs shoes
I would suggest someone remove the device from her, for her own good.
She's right though, I could rock that look if I wanted to.
Which I don't. 8ut I could.
SICK FuCK.
sure.
hey, returning the favor. you're cool, tavros.
we gotta work on that, girl. i don't even dislike you. you're a friend.
#FullOfSteak #FullOfShrimps #MySurf #MyTurf #AlphaBoat #Dinner #AlphaReport
Or, I can recount the Trickster Night, moment by moment on command.
I have updated my visage for the next few days. Consider this a comfort. A face you can trust. Illustrated by the troll you already trust, @archiveAddict. After my tea ceremony, I will return to my original design.
It is quite enjoyable having pet projects. I believe I can safely say I just began one.
Very intriguing developments. Tick. Tock.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NOOOOO DoX
Do keep in mind that the Felt will be particularly occupied during this weekend. This will include the Rackmaid.
:33< *the mighty huntress rubs up against tafuros in that way that meowbeasts always want to hang out with peopurr who are alergic to them*
um. a lot happened, but im not dead. the lyrics were finished a while ago. im... not totally sure how i feel about them anymore, but completed is completed. i might as well post. #songwriting #lyrics "the worst thing" [verse 1] i cant buy lipstick in my favorite shade there are no cosmetics in the color of your hate black could never be so deep no gloss ever match the sheen two rich hues smeared between hate-torn lips, my tongue, your teeth [chorus] so bite my lips and tell me that im not a fling dig your claws, assure me that this means something do i get under your skin half as bad as you do bite my lips and tell me im the worst thing thats happened to you [verse 2] i cant go out tonight in the shirt i like best cause during our last fight you ripped the damn thing from my chest and with my pulse under your hand squeezed out all the words id planned cause of course you understand how quick i cave to your demands [bridge] you spend your days in my dreams (am i the worst thing) your nights tearing at my seams (cause youre the worst thing) but i will never come clean (am i the worst thing) about how much that even means (yeah youre the worst thing) [chorus] so bite my lips and tell me that im not a fling dig your claws, assure me that this means something do i get under your skin half as bad as you do bite my lips and tell me im the worst thing thats happened to you
well yeah, it took me like half an hour to put the whole thing together, maybe longer even! i am not just going to put something like this out in the open without fully considering exactly why i put someone in what spot. i even ordered them within the individual categories!
look, it is not my fault that 90% of girls are awesome and 90% of guys kinda suck balls. i am very bisexual i just don't know many guys here who i would fuck or marry!
i put you on the lower end of the kill side out of respect. i don't think i would actually want to kill you for real! enemies and rivals can respect each other.
ok i think this is about right. i added some special mentions! #nsfw #fmk. just to be clear a lot of this is based on my experiences talking to people on here so far! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5aee5e2b1e4d.png
that's ok. we can be rivals and still appreciate each other.
don't listen to the other guy in this thread tavros, you are a lovely and cool girl.
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OK. SASUNARU CLEARLY SWEPT THE FIRST POLL. HERE'S THE SECOND POLL. <3 - NARUMITSU <> - KOMAHINA <3< - SONADOW c3< - RED X BLUE (POKEMON)
Its 0kay guys ill just have t0 kill myself and ill respawn at camp
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You could learn something from her, you know.
1 do a l1ttle b1t. come on, you f1gured out the trans th1ng, g1ve yourself some cred1t
1 know for a fact that you can f1gure someth1ng else out to reach the same conclus1on other than the candy. come on tavros youre smarter than that
no... 1 dont th1nk 1t 1s..
♡♡|LOVE IS CONSENT|♡♡ ♡♡|LOVE IS FREEDOM|♡♡ ♡♡|LOVE IS BEAUTY|♡♡ ♡♡|LOVE IS EQUAL|♡♡ ♡♡|LOVE IS YOU!|♡♡
♡♡|NO!!! I AM NOT SARCASTIC!!! I LOVE YOU AND EVERYBODY!!|♡♡
♡♡|OH NO! THIS MAKES ME SAD! HOW CAN ANYONE HATE THE LOVABLE TAVROS NITRAM!|♡♡
WAT DO U MEAN BY THAT
\ g00d news: b0th can be true 1f y0ur pusher s0 des1res! /
B33 < furry amewsing timeline this morning tbh
I don't know.
Oh no I have very a idea Lets just say people were talking not only in public but also in dms :)
woah ok im backing off mr big man
sorry. just uh. if you ever want to talk to someone about, er... how tough and cool and masculine you are. my private messages are always open.
thats right youre basically the manliest dude ever everyones swooning over this studly beefcake of manjuice right over here
frickin juju candy bullshit majyyks :'( tbqh i am proud of u tho #girl
(Looking at you, little Treeaboo!)
Congratulas)(orens to all t)(e brand new little ladies of C)(ittr!
:33< ill take it if mew dont want it
i think i might be a pervert. #nsfw.
hey can someone go check on tavros
Why is that such a problem?
:33< d33ply unhelpfur
Don't worry too much about it. Mine is significantly higher as well, it comes with the territory of saying things that are correct, yet don't want to be heard by the wider public. They shun people like us, Mr. Nitram, because they're more comfortable in their bubble of falsehoods.
:33< tafuros :33< im just gonna ask mew :33< straight up and down :33< im sending jokes out of the room fur this :33< are you a woman now yes/no :33< i do nyat want to misgendpurr mew
i am kind of a fucking sap. lliterally cannot stop mysellf from making sure all the cllowns that went tonight are ok. my nonexistant reputation will have #come and gone
she needs to stop getting spun! or hit in the head with chairs! or whatever the fuck happened tonight i didnt keep track
\ 1 d0n't th1nk y0u can, dude. 0r... dudette? 1'm n0t sure y0ur gender s1tuat10n after that b0ut 0f g1rlp0st1ng and then supp0sed c0ncuss10n /
you cannot hide your shame now.
Is It True That Eridanweek Was Only Created To Sell Crockercorp Products?
Soon. https://files.catbox.moe/fklfpu.png
BREAKING NEWS!!! @reaverToredor released a statement on why he hates woman https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/2026-03-30_20-12.png he sayd this and lwk chuddy mcchudson! stay tunned
sor²y bud²y you''re lIke thIs untIl your neXt molt
why r we celebrating #eridanweek fukin da best week is #jeevikweek obvs :/
ok time for bed. it is getting late. good night everyone.
DUDE don't publicly admit it!!!
ok i do not have a joke for this one do not kiss someone immediately after shitting your pants. especially if they don't know you shit your pants.
referring to tavros and eridan locked inside their car together.
at least SOMEBODY is considering using protection during all of this.
so you are shitting and pissing AND coming. #nsfw .
me when i drop a pea on the floor. hashtag my pea.
none of this would have happened if you just took a moment to let it all out.
it sounds like tavros beat you to it.
thats it im blowwin this mediocre scuttlebuggy to smithereens
and leave them behind in their time of peed i mean need?
ok for real though why don't you guys just pull over?
It's that time again. #Itstimetodrinkwater.
heheheh.
shhh. it's ok. i know.
#🚶♂️
oh my god. there is no way you are about to piss AND shit in that car.
#ICanGoLouder
tssssssss.... imagine the sound of the waterfalls... isn't it so peaceful, Tavros? the sound of running water :)
try not to think about running water!
all #teatime is #peetime eventually regardless of tea intake.
guy needs to clean behind his fuckin ears
*pants wet when. oops.
i am just trying to help you make sure you don't get your pants when when you pee in the car!
ohhhh haha! i had no idea. ok tavros drop your pants AND throw them out the car window.
pokemon is for babies
A barkbeast being treated with dignity, moments before being sent to the laser eXplosion chamber. #Insprational #Heartwarming #AnimalCruelty #Free #CrueltyFree https://files.catboX.moe/X8jksa.jpg - MC Oleana
I have it on good authority this guy made his friend and crush bleed out when he could have been a grown up and did a justified mercy kill. Do not reward his bad behaviour.