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I have yet another one of these pick up lines! I hate to be Russian you, but quit Stalin and let’s get out of here. I hope you do enjoy.
Crazy. No p3n, no pap3r, but you 2till draw all my att3ntion
i wanna be a cowboy yall :P the demons in my pan want me 2 ride west
Bro I got you if you n33d 2om3 l322on2
I have one of these so called "Pick up" lines. I’m a conscientious subjector. Did I do well?
pickup lines? fuck the lines cum pick me up ;) 50 kilos im easy 2 handle <3 #nsfw
[|||] we usually just jerk off to your porn together lmao but maybe if i can get her nosebleeds under control we can do something~ if not though we can get a cute selfie lmao #nsfw
[|||] i'm not really into pickup lines i like to sing romantic songs to my matesprit,,, like karaoke style,,,
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⚇ you just gotta lay down the law of what you's comfortable with, motherfucker. ⚇ can't be lettin' your quads dictate where your lines are. ⚇ Beginnings 10:5-6 ⚇ "Never tolerate to be told what you know yourself to be, fam. I’ve told you what the fuck it is. The rest is on you. " ⚇
twagan thinks cwowns and puwpwebwoods awe attwactive !!! it wouwd be incwedibwy siwwy NOT to think that !!!!! XP
awwwh im sure u are babeyyyyy ;)))) i luv aaaaall my fans <3
DowN To AbouT 1500 StickerS Of MyselF. LamppostS CovereD In TheM ArounD My HivE.
y0ure s0 r11ght.. 11ve never met a cerulean wh0 wasnt a h00l11gan. 11 w0nder why.. #slander
she was a h11ghbl00ded del11nquent wh0 sh0uldve been culled..
[never ask a highblood their age] [a teal their salary] [or a piss icarus why they call every long range crit a "kiirkkshot"]
WoW ! tuurns ouut violet text is really hard to read on dark mode ! oh Well. good luuck reading all my Wicked Whimsical Words everybody ! : )
∘☽ I am concerned about the rampant rise in gasoline consumption.. is this perhaps the cause of high gas prices as of late? ☾∘
∘☽ I have a fine interest in this subject! Perhaps not as avid as other things, but knowledge of all kind is always appreciated. ☾∘