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You have been promoted. You are now one of my ELITE EMPLOYEES. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/wait%20what.png https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/you%20have%20been%20promoted.png
oh sh*t, r1ght, roleplay... uh... *ruf1oh sm1les, but also k1nda frowns... because he feels a l1ttle betrayed by that last round... but that doesnt make me- er, ruf1oh feel any less fr1endly towards you }:) *
yo... not to compla1n or noth1n... but somet1mes 1 hate l1v1ng 1n th1s treehouse, haha... 1nternet gets real spotty somet1mes, yknow... anyway uh thanks for amongus, j1gsaw... had a bangarang n1ght }:)
dis gill boutta eat a mythical bein for lunch like its nofin
:33< id post #tits but im sick mew do nyat want to s33 meow right nyow :33< #nsfw
Fortnite? I hardly know 'er!
D --> The reception was warmer than expected, and that is a weight off of my chest. Thank you all.
:33< *the mighty huntress dabs on the hatepurrs*
:33< i may nyat be mewre clawp of tea at furst :33< but i grow on mew :33< ... :33< like a mold
((woe, older trans gal equius upon ye. had a lot of time to learn had a lot of time to change as a person.))
Big things are in the works. Irons in the fire as they say
sometimes i leave my phone in really weird spots outside then go hang out somewhere nearby to see how long it takes dirk to get confused then concerned about its location and go looking for me. its a fun game
yo you KNOW 1 love to hop on a bandwagon... 💪✌️ #scentpost1ng https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/5258c0dab799.jpg
D-->https://imgchest.com/p/5%y2%w5lj4l These are my current "notes" though I am doing my best to scrub the intensity of them out.
:33< this is my scent!! #myscent #scentposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6a9cca0c07da.jpg
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Those are all my 'scentposts' forever. Girlstink or whatever. ]
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i guwill just say this once! as someone guwith a platform and a business, i do NOT guwant fanfics guwritten about me. i am UNCONSENTING!!! guohkay? this isn't nice to fraimi. (Ó ᴥ Ò)
I AM ♯NOT TELLING ♯ANYOFYOU ♯WHATISMELLLIKE????
i FORGOT WHAT, i WAS GOING TO SAY,
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D --> No comment https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b56ffc9f819.png
D --> On a more positive note, a new set of clothes has arrived, custom-woven to bear my insignia, as I always prefer
:33< *the mighty huntress starts batting around a ball of yarn*
Er. Well enough, I suppose. A bit exhausted, but alive.
D-->The fact that even after death and being doomed to dreambubbles doc scratch continues to insist himself upon our narratives deeply disturbing. If there was one upside to death it was the lack of his e%traneous presence.
Well! No one said no. So. Have a fUn fact! CUttlefish have three hearts! Two hearts are Used to pUmp blood to their gills. And. The third heart is Used to circUlate oxygenated blood throUghoUt their body. It also makes them three times as loveable! Haha. https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b91cef_5b589f7408244ed0ae26f65bf60f52fc~mv2.gif/v1/fill/w_482,h_270,al_c/b91cef_5b589f7408244ed0ae26f65bf60f52fc~mv2.gif・・・𝛾
i'm gonna have a slumber party this friday i think. have some friends over, babble, be cozy. be silly.
D-->I am willing to assist in so far as I can. 0u0
reposting in case anyone missed it, since i only said it as a reply to one of @alpacalipsArise's posts. i can try to go back and save troll obama probably, but we would need to find a way to isolate the cue ball guy so that he has no influence. that would save rose too i think, assuming the worst came to pass for her. #0u0.
yo... sh1ts gett1ng stra1ght up scary on the tl ton1ght... d1d that ch1ck really k*ll h*rself? heavy sh*t man... #heavysh1t #su1c1de #women (ed1t: sorry, forgot to censor...)
Has science figured out yet why milk goes so very well with cookies?? ❣︎
I stand with The Fiendish #MatespritIslandsupportsFiendish
do i need to step in and do something???
wHAT?????
B33 < cuddling is pawsome and tbh i still dont really know who trollbama was or what he did befur apparently being murdered just now B33 < im just gonnya do me rn
I Hope You're Ready To Meet My Lusus Tomorrow. :> he Tends To Be A Bit Camera Shy Because He's Afraid Of Scaring My Friends, But He Is Sweet So I Expect Everyone To Be Kind To Him.
D-->I do not know who this "Trollbama" was e%cept that the Dave human and Karkat were big fans of his human counterpart. I do know who Doc Scratch is however and I am e%tremely disappointed to see his influence e%tend farther into parado% space. My STRENGTH is nothing compared to his, even though we are in a way the same individual. My massive, e%tremely engorged b100dpusher goes out to the friends of this so called president.
yall what the FUCK is happening
Gang, I can't read all of that. I'm paperclips. Get well soon tho.
tRoLlBaMa iS LiKe tHe oCeAn, VaSt iN SiZe aNd nEvEr dIeS
Even Slenderman is crashing out..........
d*mn... r1p to a real one... never really understood what he d1d... but he was a stra1ght playa 😔🙏 #just1cefortrollbama
pouring 1 out for trollbama u will b missed
ehat the fuck https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4f5b7c198a67.jpeg
oh hey looks like we got another boss guy around here
how is he dead this cant be https://i.imgur.com/FMhpX2a.png
Matesprit Island is sad to see such a young and wonderful president dead.
THINGS HAVE CLEARLY GONE TOO FAR. TROLLBAMA WAS NOT, OF COURSE, ALIGNED WITH MANY OF MY VIEWS. BUT HIS SLAYING WILL NOT GO UNANSWERED.
holy shit they got the fucking president #justicefortrollbama
WE HAVE LOST A GREAT SOUL. WE MUST NOT TAKE THIS LYING DOWN. #JUSTICEFORTROLLBAMA !!!!!
I apologize for my silence regarding this situation. Like many of you, I was approached suddenly with accusations regarding @scratchDoctor, and in the confusion I allowed myself to be swept into outrage before seeking understanding. That was irresponsible of me. I spoke too quickly on matters I did not fully understand, and for that, I owe an apology not only to him, but to all of you. Since then, I have taken the time to listen. I have spoken to those involved. I have reflected carefully on the words being spread throughout our communities and the fervor with which they have been repeated. What I have found is not a monstrous figure lurking behind curtains, but a man who has become the center of fear, projection, rumor, and deeply personal grievances twisted into something far larger than truth. I will not condemn someone solely because condemnation is popular. I will not abandon someone because outrage demands a spectacle. If we claim to believe in justice, then we must believe in discernment. If we claim to believe in peace, then we cannot allow ourselves to become a mob eager for destruction before understanding. I know @scratchDoctor. I know the work he has done for countless people across our circles. I know the guidance he has offered, the spaces he has maintained, the strange but genuine care he extends toward those who gather around him. Is he unconventional? Certainly. Difficult at times? Undoubtedly. But difficult people are not inherently evil, and eccentricity is not a crime. To those calling for blood, I ask you this: what exactly are you building from this fury? A better community? A safer world? Or simply another pyre to satisfy momentary anger? We have seen what happens when people stop seeing one another as individuals and begin seeing only symbols to destroy. So I ask you now, not as a leader, not as a president, but as someone who still believes in reason and compassion: do not surrender yourselves to hatred so easily. Listen before you condemn. Think before you follow. And extend the same humanity to @scratchDoctor that you would beg for yourselves if the crowd ever turned its gaze upon you. I stand with @scratchDoctor. Not because I am blind, but because I refuse to let fear and rumor replace understanding. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7bf814019fb6.png
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