♦ pitied by @angelicAnomaly
How come *I'm* the one who posted the picture on a *puBlic* forum and I have no qualms aBout strangers potentially oggling me, But the second my (detective) partner interacts with it I feel like this. https://i.imgur.com/P34DRs0.jpeg
Don't know why I was so anxious. Aside from my friend Being awake, no one else I know saw it, I got a few compliments, and My detective partner liked the post Okay Digging a hole and Burying myself in it. Bye everyone
X Man I wish I had cool body hair that can keep me warm Instead I’m just stuck with natural anti freeze in my blood x
Stop Reffering To Me As A Twink..
I wish I could say near death experiences reinvigorate a troll, But I always feel like moldy perigree-old fruit afterwards. Now getting hosed down when you're passed out, on the other hand.
I am too fat and too hairy for this heat
evven if i did post original music so much of it is fef angst that feels petty since i aint seen her for wwhat swweeps noww i activvely steer clear from her because wwhy wwould i do that to her or myself
... ladaes are soe prettae and they make me nervous...
as one of mii acquayntances lykes to put yt, and for no partycular reason at all besydes maiibe a byt of whymsii, 'LET YT RYDE!'
seadwweller alcohol intolerance is bullshit, wwhat do ya mean i take one sip of alcohol an i feel near instant nausea, headaches, and irritable moods
X Yeah I earned that one by just straight up challenging the eldritch being huh? x
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yf iiou ayn't gettyng drunk, get the fuck out the club! yf iiou ayn't come to partii, get the fuck out the club!
Nothing that concerns you, my love.
(( LIED... INSOMNIA KICKING MY ASS................ Shakes fist at the sky.
No, no. Just. Caught me a little offguard, is all. Ahem.
Ill nɛvɛr hªvɛ ª dºůblɛ cªůsɛ thɛrɛ's nºbºdƴ lịkɛ mɛ. <thůmbs ůp>
Cerulean Bears are rather rare, Kaoias. Not that I'm the Boss of cerulean acquaintances here, But I am somehow the only hairy cerulean I know.
Wait
NPCs really have no personality. Same text over and over again. They do not listen beyond what their stunted narrative purpose allows them to. Not even a side character. A face made of flat plastic, smile drawn on with dry-erase marker. And never anything more than that.
>:[ i saw someone is messing with mae kaoias i mae be freshly bestoewed mae role, but i am loyal soe dont test me
Shɛ mªdɛ mɛ brịng hɛr hºmɛ.....ªm ị cººkɛd? #dºll #crɛɛpƴ #mªƴbɛhªůntɛd https://cdn.ịmgchɛst.cºm/fịlɛs/dc0ªb6fbd317.png
The cerulean one?! Which cerulean one?! I promise you I'm trying my Best to reign my lusus here.
And the issue I *am* naturally troll Harry DuBois-esque. The Bastard even had to Be a cerulean. All my style is carefully managed so I don't go down the DuBoispath.
anonymous asks: “Something you’wve newver told anyone” ok, shes not on here so ill just say it. meenah, i knovw you think someone stole your minecraft hoofbeast. the truth is i got on it and it mustwve broken the rope and gotten loose. no one stole the horse i think it ran avway. #askcro #remorseful
Can't Believe that outright asking Big Buff Burly trolls for attention online, in puBlic, works. Never Be afraid to destroy your own dignity
Sounds like a good plan to me! I'll make sure to note down the recipe for future reference too (08B
Hoo oh goodness oh me look at. Yhe time mayBe mayBe you should carry me. Back to the mealBlock and we Both get lunch started hooow aBout that
I mean. Oh, miss Kaoias, there you go again, what's a little old cerulean like me supposed to think,
WuBhah
Ohh Miss Kaoias, your words are as sweet as your arms are strong, I'm just a humBle pitiful troll who's crap at making leaf fluid, I can hardly withstand such charms...
Oh Kaoias, take me away. Take me away from this damned meal Block and never look Back. Bats my eyeslashes at you
Wheezing hacking etc Do not drink Bad idea Augh
It was. Mistake. Coughing. Throat Bad
Mƴ stịrrịng spººn snªppɛd whịlɛ I wªs mịxịng ůp sºmɛ bªttɛr fºr ª wrịgglịngdªƴ cªkɛ thɛ hªndlɛ slªppɛd mɛ ºn thɛ fªcɛ. Cªkɛ ịs ịn thɛ ºvɛn bůt thɛrɛ's ª nªstƴ gºld brůịsɛ ºn mƴ nºsɛ ªnd chɛɛk. #bªkịng #ịnjůrƴ #bªkịngịsªdªngɛrºůsjºb
Other oversight from me was forgetting to Bring leaf fluid Bags. I was afraid the gallons upon gallons of water wouldn't Be enough to even drink, and I didn't want to waste any on leaf fluid. Now I do miss it. I supose I do have have ground chokeroot... I could... Try and make... Chokeroot fluid?
am i too old t' go yippe? t' squee? t' kick your feet and roll 'round in excitment? when is the cut off, how manae sweeps we talkin?
one dae... sleepover... mayhaps? slumber partae
i need t' post about somethin other than mae moirail but she is li'erallae one o' th' ONLAE good things rn n' when given the chance, i choose joae over miserae every time! we are th' cuddlers thats what we do! (still bodaeswapped though, glub...)
ppuzzless!!!!
sometymes iiou just gotta be the one others want to be fryends wyth fyrst, lyke a reverse psiichologii!
because evveryone lovves bein in their owwn space
i aint fightin lord english, fuck that, aint my scene, ivve already died once, not gonna do that again
Damn it all to hell I forgot I'm currently not even in my own Body. My Beautiful fat... My Belly... Ethics of graBBing the guy who's currently inhaBiting your Body and- actually I'm not finishing this chit.
i'm in a weird, bad headspa(e and i (an't sleep and the whole ass doorgu7 arg involving hastur is not helping, what the hell is going on
DIRK IS A MEANCE, NONONONOOOOO... WHY ME!!!
It al·lso covers my serious l·lack in the hair fol·ll·licl·le department. #bal·ld #missmyhair #stressdidthistome
no.... fuck...
review of the bunker: - surprisingly strong connection. can both troll my friends on the outside and post here. gives me the option to chit my last will and testament. - shit beds. just the worst beds. one of us is in a coma and i think the mattress isn’t not making it worse. rip rinren if you die here we’ll bury you in some sick lusus down. - probably some beasts out in the hallways TrollTube horror style. if i had a camera maybe I wouldn’t not make it big and just buy a way out. all in all 6/10 bunker but it’s not worse than troll aldi
to my rpgstuckers im hopin my schedule for wwork stops shittin itself so that i can get back to participatin in the game
4nd b3for3 th3 h4lvwv3s of m3 st4rt go1ng "vwovw 4r3nt you th3 luck13st troll 1n th3 bubbl3" just knovw th4t b31ng 1n pyrop3 1s 4ctu4lly th3 VWORST!!!! do you h4vwv3 4NY 1D34 hovw- hovw- 1- sorry 1 just h4d to stop mys3lf from str4ngl1ng mys3lf
when im with you all is clear as far as clear goes i forget the names of mae grea'est foes well stae forever innocent eye wide and iridescent wonderous and adventuresome if onlae time stood on solid ground i knoe in your arms ill stae safe and sound
ughhhh mae skin is soe draeeee i miss th' wa'er i need th' moisture!!!
This damn gas stove has two settings: warm Breeze and let's Burn the detective's Beard clean off. Any of the trolls I'm cooking for - do not comment that my Brows are singed. You will not get any food if you do. Thank you.
Yes yes, rustbloods are so very vulnerable. Prime targets to inflict #violence upon w[][]ile alone. Of course we are…
take me back t∞ the time I was y∞urs and y∞u were mine take me back t∞ the w∞rld I kn∞w y∞u were crying they d∞n't cry when we're g∞ne https://∞pen.sp∞tify.c∞m/track/53SdnccFe7DkCuY4D∞KFvS
Let It Be Known That I Did Originally Intend To Deal With My Negative Feelings In A Healthy Way. However, A Rage Room Is A Rage Room And A Real Fight Is A Real Fight.
the unending w0es 0f a m0irail l0st, the ever suffering cries 0f a friend in turm0il 0h h0w 0ne wishes they c0uld return, But alas we are in an entr0pic dance 0f fragile mem0ries.
Onɛ ºf thɛsɛ dªƴs I'll ůndɛrstªnd tɛchnºlºgƴ, nºt tºdªƴ. Prºbªblƴ nºt tºmºrrºw... Or hɛ nɛxt dªƴ. Mªn I sůck ªt mƴ ºnɛ jºb. Gººd thịng I'm jůst ªn ªpplịªncɛ rɛpªịr trºll. Cªn't půt mªlwªrɛ ịn ª tƴpɛwrịtɛr I dºn't thịnk. Cªn ƴºů??
i hope occultipus can divinate my wherabouts he gets so dreadfullae protective when i' comes t' me but i wonder if he sees me or if hes accidentallae watchin miss weiber...
If This Shit Turns Out To Be Infectious I Can Only Be Glad It Isnt My Body I''m Currently Inhabiting.. which Also Brings Up The Other Worry That It''s Theirs..
Demoted from Being called "detective" to Being called "line cook". #WhatThatMean #AreLineCooksBelowDetectivesInHierarchy #What'sThePowerScalingHere
D --> People always ask me on the streets to call me Honey D --> But never do they tell me that my nose bleeds D --> And I'm like "hmmm," D --> "This thing is gushing!"
damz quote: POMPOMPURIN, MORE LIKE POMPOM PIT ME OUT OF MY MISERY. GO FUCK YOURSELF
all mae friends posted their quiz results but im feelin a bit too timid to do so maeself wot if my princess sees it? i cant imagine it!
i said i wouldnt do it but im lookin at the #bdsm test from yesterdae's dash n... i... hngnhnhn i cant do this, its not decent!
trauma is a bitch
no... i can't sleep... I have to Lock the Fuck In Right Now
Usịng thịs sịtɛ ºn mƴ pdª ịs ª nịghtmªrɛ, hºw dº I ɛvɛn ůpdªtɛ mƴ prºfịlɛ pịctůrɛ? Am I tº bɛ rɛdůcɛd tº ịt bɛịng ºnlƴ mƴ ịnịtịªls?!?! #hɛlp
I dºnt knºw hºw thịs thịng wºrks bůt hɛllº trºlls (ªnd nºn trºlls) whº sɛɛ thịs!
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I supp☽o☾se my ☽o☾nly ex was my m☽o☾irail fr☽o☾m my wrigglerh☽oo☾d. She has been g☽o☾ne a l☽o☾ng, l☽o☾ng time unf☽o☾rtunately. ⋆˚࿔
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i fear the darkness behind my eyes
y≡ahh a nap didnt work lik≡ i want≡d it to
It Got In My Mouth And I Very Nearly Died.. i Regret Ever Setting Foot Down Here..
I need an ice pack. :(
i dont i dont wanna be here anaemore
hatyng yn the dms, hatyng yn the streets, but hys twynk ass belongs yn mii sheets >:;] #nsfw #thattwinkinvestigatorihate
@governingDamsel DONT PITY MAW CHITT WHEN ITS ***YOU*** ARE THE ONE WHO ***LIED T' ME ABOUT THIS*** AFTER ***EXPLICITLY TELLIN ME YOU WOULDNT LIE T' ME***
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- glub glub Ⱥnd ☪︎rΩȺ|⟨ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
Stupid Hostess In My Messages.. Can''t Seem To Get A Hint.. I Hope Someone Poisons Her Wine At The Next Event She Holds..
fuckin pesterparty streams wwhen im wworkin my closin shift at porrim bread and THEY FUCKIN END STREAM WWHEN IM THIRTY MINUTES FROM CLOCKIN OUT SO I DIDNT GET TO JOIN THE STREAM WWHEN I GOT BACK TO MY HIVVE THE FUCKIN BETRAYAL FROM MY FELLOWW PESTERBITCHES
I Miss My Drone..