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sh0uld we h0st a seven eleven party t0 b00st sales at s0me p0int #sevenelevenp0sting
YES!! AS IS ⧃UR DUTY AND PLEASURE!!
A L⧃WBL⧃⧃D IS SPEAKING LISTEN AND LEARN
I can't believe people try to call me a bitch like that's an insult Thanks for the gender affirmation, dumbfuck.
♤ Mmhm. ♡
∙☾__☽ arren't yerr quads empty?
i r3l@t3 t0 this b3@st 0n such @ d33p l3v3l
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"you can't wwwwrite that in, they'll have you hanged" i'mmmm already hung. up top
(\ /) okay. i think i've had enough.... interesting events for the night. unless if anybody else has anymore messages for me to read out to torbek, we're going to be passing by the location of where the rest of his party is by the time i hit the end of this week so he'll be here for a while.
lot2 of nutriitiion for 2iiliicate eater2 iit 2eem2, glad II could make a diifference.
"ooh seven lets be redrom lets be blackrom lets pail" you cannot handle me at my redrom let ALONE blackrom lets get real here LOL #yearning
>fuck it we ball >new profile update >in my nonchalant era LOLOLOL
☆*: .｡.Wh★t d✪ y✪u me★n submitted? Y✪u h★ven't ★nswered ★ single questi✪n! I need t✪ kn✪w ★b✪ut y✪ur t★lent(s) bef✪re I let y✪u ✪n st★ge, st★rly-p✪p!.｡.:*☆
just iMMJunior all you gotta do is MMake a post n @ hiMM n ask for it n he’ll get to you eventually
☆*: .｡."C★n I submit myself? @★nguineC★rt✪gr★pher" H✪ly fuc- Y✪u're g✪d d★mn right y✪u c★n submit y✪urself!! We R★RELY h★ve ★ny willing p★rticip★nts, except the very few excepti✪n★lly stupid ★nd c✪nfident highbl✪✪ds wh✪ think th★t bec★use they're high up they're g✪nn★ be sp★red-- I me★n, they're g✪nn★ win!! ★hem. But yes, ple★se, submit y✪urself t✪ the BESTEST, GRE★TEST SH✪W th★t w★s ever m★de! But bef✪re we st★rt, wh★t's y✪ur n★me, ★nd wh★t's y✪ur t★lent?! I need t✪ kn✪w y✪u're w✪rth putting ✪n st★ge, my little st★rshine~.｡.:*☆
gRaBbEd a bEe hIvE AnD HoOkEd tHaT ShIt tO My hIp 'N StUfF. tHeY A LiL' aGgY, bUt iT'S CoOl. We bIg cHiLlIn'. hOnK.
shits boring tonight gonna go smoke that burberry backwood bubba deluxe with the rake #substances slenderman out
scrollin by a #nsfw post n seein MMy friends bein horndogs in the replies is so funny like hey MMan fancy seein you here live your truth
nOt eXaCtLy aLl tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN HoLe pRoMiSeD BuT A LiL MyStErY Is gOoD
sure is yeah to be honest i only just found out there was a word for it earlier tonight n hey if you want the badge you just gotta give junior a shout n he’ll give you one
when callie offered to shellp me escape this timeline i shoulda said yes FUCKKK
fuuuuuck i wish i could try a krabby patty for real that shit would prolly knock MMy socks sMMooth off
@cuttlefishCrusher is this why u put da glubbin monitor on me????
MMan that’s really good to hear i ain’t even know there were so MMany trolls on alternia like MMe
h77ps://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7b9a59fc1772.png fun night with my bestie! @lolHec
oh shit for real thank fuck i was so worried the only other one i’d ever know would be that lujann MMotherfucker
Pwincess, daddy requiwes some... Entewtainment
i DON'T EVEN DREAM ANYMORE, lATELY,
what the fuck do you MMean there’s a stereotype about asexuals likin cake n garlic bread i fuckin love that shit it’s MMe
a-agreeD..,.,,. it's a neeD sometimes
V3ry f3lt my fri3nd!¡ Th3 y3@rning f0r it is h@rd t0 ign0r3.
ice creaMM in MMy MMouth n banger in MMy ears https://MM.youtube.coMM/watch?v=28w4S2XWJcg&pp=ygUPd2lyZSB3b3J0aGlraWRz&ra=MM
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[OH NO HE$ OKAY JU$T YELPED TO YELP]
):1YEAH, I'LL BE CAREFUL! STAY SAFE YOURSELF AS WELL, I RATHER ENJOYED OUR BANTER.
id rather spend my life yearning for the impossible than mourning the probable
Yes!
):1SO TRUE. I'D BETTER START MAKING MY WAY HOME BEFORE I GET CAUGHT IN CONFLICT WITH A MUTANT OR THE THING THAT MADE IT.
that’s real nice of you thanks i think i better be alone MMy first tiMMe back but if i can handle it fine i’ll reMMeMMber you for it
):1SO I'VE HEARD, CAN'T IMAGINE THE MORNING AFTER THOUGH... IT'D BE FUNNY THAT PEOPLE BELIEVE IN THAT STUFF IF IT WASN'T SO SAD TO THINK THEY GENUINELY BELIEVE THE WORLD IS ENDING BECAUSE OF SOME... "THING" THAT DOESN'T EVEN RESEMBLE ANY CREATURE OR TROLL WE KNOW ABOUT.
|mm okk :) |m s|tll wAk|n up A ltlel
):1FROM WHAT I HEARD, APPARENTLY HIS HEAD IS LIKE... A WHITE BALL? LIKE FROM A POOL TABLE. ITS SO WEIRD. APPARENTLY SOME OF THOSE REVOLUTIONARIES ADOPTED THE SIGNLESS SYMBOL AND APPARENTLY SOME ARE FOLLOWING THE ORIGINAL FAITH. SHIT IS WILD AF.
h|z|es :)
ok NOW |m AkwAke h|
):1YEAH, SO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. APPARENTLY THERE'S TROLLS OUT THERE NOW CLAIMING TO HAVE RECEIVED VISIONS FROM THE MOON AND ABOUT SOME GREAT DISASTER HAPPENING IN THE FUTURE TO BE THE DEATH OF US ALL OR SOMETHING. APPARENTLY THEY SAY THAT THIS MESSENGER IS THE CATALYST FOR THE ENTIRE THING. HONESTLY I DON'T KNOW WHO'D HONESTLY FALL FOR THAT CRAP THOUGH. SHIT SOUNDS OVERLY WEIRD AND CONVOLUTED. ALMOST LIKE FICTION THAT DOESN'T HAVE A PLAN FOR THE ENDING.
Glad to hear your enjoying it.
Cute, maybe I will.
I am happy to inform you of the existence of women.
):1IT COULD BE THE CASE... I JUST HOPE NO ONE CONFUSES THEM FOR LIKE CRYPTIDS OR SOMETHING... IT ALREADY HAPPENED ONCE WITH TROLLS TALKING ABOUT ALIEN VISITORS AND SOME GREAT MESSENGER FROM THE MOON, NO TELLING WHAT COULD BE STARTED NEXT.
I who is before you, is a woman.
):1SO I'VE RECENTLY BEEN SEEING SOME WEIRD SHIT IN THE ALLEYS OF MY HIVE CITY... LIKE ANIMALS OR SOMETHING. BUT THEY'RE ALL WRONG? LIKE THEY DON'T MAKE SENSE AT ALL WITH THEIR BIOLOGY AND STUFF... IMPOSSIBLE FEATURES MASHED TOGETHER, STRANGE COLOR, AND WHAT LOOKS LIKE BLOOD ON SOME OF THEM... WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
shoald start having 2 giant suited dudes follow me around with earpieces and black shades on. dunno why i havent done that yet from what i hear thats pike the whole point of having power
Our fri3ndship r3@lly put things int0 p3rsp3ctiv3 0n t0p 0f my m@t3sprit b3ing l0w3r 0n th3 c@st3. I'm gl@d I c@n us3 my str3ngth f0r s0m3thing g00d 0th3r th@n h00f b3@st c@r3!¡
Cutting my food into triangles so the worms in my stomach have a little boat to hang out on in there.
H@s @ny0n3 b33n h3@ring @b0ut high bl00ds g0ing missing?¿ It s33ms t0 b3 g0ing 0n th3 DL l@t3ly.
(I'm rewatching some old friendsim playthroughs on Chahut's route to refamiliarize myself a bit with how she canonically talks and acts, and every single person comments on how big her tits are lmao) #suggestive
some of you really wanT This. hTTps://file.garden/af4yhn5k7hvjshds/unTiTled-1.png
in 2002 the most amazing thing in the world was a lava lamp. now the only thing anyone wants is one hundredd thous and dolars.
there shoulD be something easily aCCessible at all times to help when i get this pent up. something that woulD always be there anD be entirely free to use.,,..,,. if only there was a name for something like that #nsfw
...I don't not not promise to not do that yes.
t-the proof Can be founD in the same plaCe as my sourCe..,,.,
$-$-$ the mess!ahs told me dat us clownz r l!ek that 2 lawl™
i've been here for almost half a week yet just seeing a troll still get me unfathomably horny.,,,.,,. #nsfw
the urge to womb penetrate a DanCestors is stronger than any mountain or tower #nsfw
Ahahaha who wants to play "come into the dark forest alone and unarmed"? Ahahaha just kidding just kidding... Unless? 👀
♱ They whisper in my auditory duct that in a life hereafter, I should don both breeches and a crown.
:33< i want to take a nap ://< but i think at this point taking a nap would just be going to bed
good morning alternia nationnnn #su8stances
It'∆ ca∆ual friday!!!!!!!!
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oh shit hey i hit 10k kult i didn’t even realize thanks guys i’MM prolly not gonna do anythin special for it cause it’s just internet points but i preciate all MMy hoMMies on here
HHHHHHHH HIGHBLOOD PROTECTIVE OF HIS MUTANT MATESPRIT #INSPIRED
MMy ass is fat cause it’s storin nutrients for when i hibernate in the winter #lie
bahaha thanks hoMMie preciate it
I think I will create an application form for trolls INTERESTEd if there is enough buzz
The urge to start a new business venture CALLEd a troll host club with HM as my HEAd host d;F
the host is (onsidering making it a monthl7 thing!
hmmmmm shit y/)ur right i kn/)w y/)u
∙☾__☽ ideally yes but slurrs f̶orr blue bloods arre harrderr gotta sprread the hate arround (:
!? My little chest fluff! :•3 https://cdn.imgchest.cawoom/files/60172dbcd45d.jpeg ?!
I was thinking more robotics but I guess.
sOme Of yOu wOuld greatly benefit frOm being apart Of a hive mind tied tO an elder gOd
∙☾__☽ ya know what making a new chit just to say f̶uck you (this don't concerrn you unless it do) you know who you arre \:
Hm. Then perhaps I shall.
arf! i think you should try it, it's fun to experiment :)
You may. But I'd need some more convincing to commit to it.
lost it in the war haha anyway ill bringyou the food dont worry about the horn. dont worry about it actually i forgot i have plenty of horns. plenty. as we all do. as we all do!
Oh I feel much better after that. Please, I encourage more people to refuse to pay their dues. It's invigorating convincing you to do the right thing.
wow! i think i may look even better than ever with our new jerseys! what do yoou think? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/199ab901e2ba.png (( credit again to @achromaticCrusade yay yay!)) #selfie #bronzebeauty #candid #goldenrodaipoms
Arf Arf Arf!!! /\ /\ ㅅ
alcohol? #substance
...pitchbaiting pathetic fleet fuchsias is thankless work, but someone's gotta do it...
got called a nookMMuncher one tiMMe like it was an insult n not just soMMethin people do daMMn MMan didn’t know eatin a MMotherfucker out was such a wild thing to you #nsfw #nsfc
"Idk persoonally i think loowbloooods are deserving oof life" i say. The croowd gooes wild. They cheer my name. Mandie gives me a high five. Phuntr smiles prooudly saying "that'S my bоy". Casper rushes oover too hug me with tears in his eyes. Himeroo fires a coonfetti gun. Everyoone's clapping
i will never give in to the horny posting my strider will power is too strong #nsfw?
I'm choosing to have King be gender neutral here. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3ef6239c8ab7.png
i like to know befoRe hanD when theRe'S inteReSt /gen alSo i'm not ShoCkeD it'S not aS though DS aRe RaRe letteRS though i Doubt youRS waS ChoSen to RefeRenCe a SpeCifiC hanDhelD ConSole /gen
wwouldnt i though
I hear that some people are into pathetic men... Is this true? I mean, I can beg and Whine While someone teases. Would I count? #SuggestiVe #NsfW
I'm gonna get him so high on #substances he won't have a resting bitch face anymore.
:33< *the mighty huntress picks mew up and puts mew down*
✦Dude yϕure mϕre than welcϕme tϕ pϕp by the hive fϕr sϕme hϕrrϕr mϕvie actiϕn!✦
✦ϕh yeah i tϕtally have it. tbh purple blϕϕds make really gϕϕd hϕrrϕr actϕrs.✦
✦I have that ϕne where the rustblϕϕd was brainwashed by the dark carnival. That ϕnes a classic! I'm pretty sure its called "Mindwipe"?✦
Ƹ 🌂 > Well no. The Dark One currently has... quite the resident in her hive. BUT... THIS HAS GIVEN ME AN IDEA. Perhaps I should make a BADGE for the DARK ARMY... MY EVIL SOLDIERS... Ʒ
Took that jo9!! It 1elt so 9ood especially this time o1 day :D #^s1w https://12.toyhou.se/1ile/12-toyhou-se/ima9es/120400288_pk64teQo1ER9Wpm.p^9
who else feelin #earnest tonight
Ƹ 🌂 > Exactly. That is the REACTION the Dark One should be getting. TCH. Ʒ
✦I have enϕugh tϕ keep yϕu ϕccupied fϕr many many mϕϕns hehe✦
Some of these recent posts reeeeeeeeally remind me of some8ody. I should call him. #suggestive #vagueposting
Shoutout to all the. freaks on. chittr. From the. weirdo freaks to the. raunchy freaks. Keep on rockin whichever route you. choose #nsfw
H3Y.... >:9 HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/778843B2423B.PNG #S3LF13
this is pr0bably a bad time two menti0n how much credit fraud i d0 on 0ther timelines. hrm. in my defense it's really easy.
YAOI.
✦I have a lϕt ϕf ϕlder scary mϕvies if yϕu wanna bϕrrϕw my library!✦
thanks hoMMie preciate you i think i’ll dangle it off MMy one horn just for the thrill of it
Ƹ 🌂 > What is this new badge. TSK!!! The Dark One is not "knotty" nor "naughty". PERHAPS EVIL. But not SUCH A... welll.... hm. The Dark One is better than LOW LEVEL perverts. The Dark One is #NSFW in the literal sense of the word -- NOT SAFE FOR WORK. As in YOUR WORKPLACE MAY BE BLOWN UP!! MUAHAHAHA!!! Ignore the erotica postings from earlier. The Dark One has his vices. Ʒ
Vell. Zhis has been a prO-Oductive night O-Of O-ObservatiO-Ons. SatisfactO-Ory. FO-Or nO-Ov.
yeah really steppin outta MMy coMMfort zone with this one
✦Maybe yϕu just need tϕ watch lϕts ϕf it sϕ yϕu becϕme immune! 8]✦
I seem to have posted my domestic worries once again during the Pailling Hours. #nsfw I suppose.
𑣲 Ah, I see it's that time 𖦹f night again? May I add my piece? Being tied up fr𖦹m the ceiling, arms behind y𖦹ur back and y𖦹ur legs spread, c𖦹mpletely at their mercy t𖦹 their every ᰔhim. Their hands trail al𖦹ng y𖦹ur b𖦹dy, teasing y𖦹u as each t𖦹uch feels nearly electrifying. Y𖦹u're c𖦹mpletely helpless, just f𖦹r them. And y𖦹u b𖦹th ᰔ𖦹uldn't have it any 𖦹ther ᰔay. Ahem. Thank y𖦹u. #nsfᰔ #nsfc #suggestive ʚïɞ
∙☾__☽ whoa hold on now i ̶f̶ he's actually one o ̶f̶ them be ̶f̶orrian rrust so ̶f̶t belly ̶f̶olks then most de ̶f̶initely i can snatch his scalp o ̶f̶ ̶f̶
∙☾__☽ ya know that one annoying crronus called be a amazon and a bitch and i been rriding that high ̶f̶orr days i surre am a bulky bitch he ain't mean that shit as a compliment but ̶f̶uck him didn't even hate his chit lmaooooooo
whoever said folga wooga iMMoga woMMp was right
✦Watching sϕmeϕne play a hϕrrϕr game in the dark, already kinda spϕϕked✦
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think i’ve MMade a post like this before but watchin all the #nsfw posts go by n bein like yeah. banger. i’MM not into it but freak on hoMMie. is really funny to MMe
girlbulge #nsfw
Goudlieght, chiettr dwellers. Perhaps thies tieme I shall nout awaken ouf a randoum eve tou a fourgoutten exiestence.
i fuck with that awebo bird heavy. yeah lil dude. awebo
aight since everyone else is #nsfw postin i’ll get in on it just this once oh n #nsfc while i’MM here okay so i’ve said before i ain’t really feel any desire to pail n that’s still true but ion MMind havin MMy face sat on all that MMuch i can MMake MMy partner feel good n not have to be touched MMyself if i ain’t want so it’s a pretty solid solution for MMe n also soMMethin soMMethin MMicahh loves eatin joke i can’t be assed to fully MMake right now
So many of you liked that selfie. Nice to know I've got fans. B33
Scaring " The Hoes " By Giving Trolls The Exact Description Of My Ex When They Ask Me What My " Type " Is.
Just a little sneak peek. I can do a lot worse. Whatever your little heart desires even. ;) #nsfw #body-horror [Art: 0l-unreliable/pumpkin-mines] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ca1015d5da2c.png
i’MM like if a guy was really hungry all the tiMMe
Anyways. I f33l hot tonight. https://files.catbox.moe/h8nire.png
You're not utilizing the third set of hands proper lol
Five minutes. :)
That guy just said they put their ♣️ in the cuck chair. 😭 This shit common practice?
(( no reason to post the fit ic yet but fraimi pjs hehe https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/120363511_HaOelheNvYo29x3.png
okay hear MMe out on this but iMMagine a burger. big fuckin burger. yeah i know that one’s a little out there sorry but do your best
Meow.
ig rIIy depends on Ioatin huh? :o? Iike i dunno i never heard of anyone getting troubIe over it. a sibIings a sibIing even if they hathed Iookin different :o) just b arefuI someone might forget youre *not* purpIe and aidentaIIy break your arm w a high five or smth Imao- ive uh ive done that one one
𖦤 Depends / on / the / region, / usually. / Where / I'm / from? / Fuck / no Neighboring / territory / lets / 'em / into / the / church, / but / paint's / a / no-go Some / other / places / probably / get / looser / worth / it. :||
yeah ion see why not it can get a lil dangerous though not all clowns are super acceptin of it or of lowbloods in general so just be careful about it
anyways the knight armor stays ON during sex #nsfw
There is some human holiday coming up, celebraTing 'veTerans of combaT.' do noT all humans fighT each oTher physically? every Troll is a veTeran in ThaT way. whaT a silly idea for a holiday.
nothing beats the intimacy of being silly together.
:33< i love a nice domeownant evil woman <3 :33< doesnt have to be evil ethpurr :33< doesnt have to be a woman ethpurr :33< #nsfw
| nedee to b folded up l|ek A bAekd knot pAAstry And flel|d to the br|| m | cnt l|e #sorwy
∙☾__☽ shit worrse than me. good ̶f̶ucking luck salt licks arre crraaaaaaaaaaaazy entitled
HIGH WHATS? WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT, IVE NEVER HEARD ABOUT THOSE, YOU MUST'VE HIT YOUR HEAD FROM THAT FALL, NOW LETS GET BACK TO SKATEBOARDING.
∙☾__☽ i like to punch up but i ain't stupid eitherr got enough ̶f̶ish prroblems violets? thin ice
Welcome to this hellsite then we got: Casper and his yucky penny The felt and their army of rustbloods they seem to be collecting Rankmaid and her yaoi ways Trollbama and his fight for justice(and Bro Strider) Me(I'm the stab dog) Clowns as you can see and cat trolls too And if you are very lucky Diamond Droogs
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:0(My parties are open to all who wish to visit! I do love clowns, very deeply, but I am no mere mirthful supremacist, I wish for all trolls to partake of the joys of abundance and pleasures with me. Can't we all find solace in hedonism? Drink up, love up! Whatever you desire. #substance #suggestive)
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:33< yeah its pawsome :DD