
Aradia Megido
@apocalypseArisen

WHO THE FuCK IS POKEMAN.

i was pr0mised some kind 0f string bikini posting and all i see is yapping. what are these fucking bikini undert0nes?

She and I are on great terms, mind you. So often I see versions of myself lamenting their own failed relationships, and while I empathize, the issue with my marriage was never the fact that Kanaya and I did not get along. We always got along. The issue was that she is one of the first ~20 women I ever met, and the only one who clicked with me in that special way through those formative years of my life. We were, in our own way, all each other had. And that means very little when your planets are gone. But sometimes you realize that someone you thought you loved as a partner is just a friend you confused your feelings for because you had no other choice. I am not saying this is the case for every Rose and Kanaya out there — I know so many of them have a genuine and honest love. But that is not what ours was, and as far as the two of us are concerned, that is completely fine.

i have found my new go to image for when i disapprove of something who is ready to see it?

found a ghost frog chillin by the pond outside my house i wonder if it belongs 2 anyone

trolls from across the pond are alvways saying shit like, "oi lovwe, the sight of your crannys got me piddling sludge" and expect you to find that hot. #nsfwv #cwv-the-british

every day i read something on here that brings me one step closer to finding a way to set this website on fire

This we8site fla88ergasts me. I feel like everytime I log on it takes me two or three scrolls 8efore I see someone talking a8out their... um. nether regions. No decency, it is frightening! #8legh

⚇ Ten hot dogs was NOT enough I'm wastin' away here ⚇

“would 14 year old you be proud of you?” listen im not here to impress a mentally ill child






