♣ mediated by @apocalypseArisen
yAY, yAY, yIPPEE, yAY! i HOPE i CAN, hOLD FAST AND TRUE, tO YOUR HIGH EXPECTATIONS OF ME,
KEROKERO!
i WAS RIGHT, }:(
i FEAR, iT MAY CRUSH ME,
SILLY. RUFIOH DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO READ.
tHE lATINA sENSATION, tHE tORNADO!
yOUR DREAMS, aRE BEAUTIFUL, mY FRIEND,
@aeneasCaldarium @genetrixAdvocate I SUSPECT THE YAPPING PURSE BARKBEAST IS THE TRUE REASON I WAS NOT INVITED ON YOUR LITTLE SLAYCATION. SO I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TWO TO VOTE AS A BLOC. AND NEGATE HIS BITCHING. WITH THE POWER OF DEMOCRACY. I'M PREPARED TO OFFER THE FOLLOWING BRIBE: BRING ME TO ITROLLY. AND I WILL LEZ OUT WITH PORRIM. IN FULL PUBLIC VIEW. IN A SORDID DISPLAY. THE LIKES OF WHICH NONE OF YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE YET. NUNS WILL FAINT. ANIMALS WILL FLEE IN FEAR. PASSERS-BY WILL STARE IN TRANSFIXED AWE. IT WILL BE THAT GOOD. DO WE HAVE A DEAL.
that sounds so tacky hahaha what the fuck who dresses like that in the current year hey wait fuck you
youre so busy being a woman you forgot about womens rights did you know women couldnt open bank accounts without a man to cosign on loans or credit lines until 1974 june
SO FUCKING MAJOR. YOU’RE DOING GOOD WORK. RAKING THAT MUCK.
:33 < Steaming hot #BlindItem still sizzling from the purrinting purress!! :33 < It s33ms a certain "philosofur" of women's desires and a purrclaimed #NotGay warrior has a weakness... :33 < A weakness for Cherry Candy...!! Could it be an affliction towards Redbloods? :33 < A certain redblood? Or a fetish for popping cherries... hmmmm! :33 < Oh how exciting!!! I wonder who this could be about... h33h33!! #NotGay #Gossip #Drama #BlindItem #CherryPopping #nsfw #CAGTTL #TipLine #BreakingNews
I will not speak without my Voyeur present. #NSFW On that matter, cuckoldry and voyeurism are two separate niches in fetishism with varying degrees of separation. You can't replace one with the other entirely and while there are situations in which they seem synonymous, overall, it's sort of like squares and rectangles. Also, cuck is a terrible insult that relies on a stringent monogamist belief system in order to strike a chord but that applies to so few actual trolls, that I can't believe I see it being slung around. Like yeah sorry, according to some weird Chitterrorist (probably a human), if your Matesprit has a Kismesis, you're a cuck! #NSFWE #Possibly #Cuckoldry #Voyeurism #Lawyerism #HumanInsults
I'll do it again just for you.
thank you aradia for everyone in the back what i said but said by aradia w with a neat little twist and transformative element totally baked in
i love the encouragement
gagmzee please not now im im only recently reformed you cant waddle in here with that that that tasteful bowl cut and attentive set of eyes and expect me to withold my compliments
>([an ANOT#A one] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/7a970d684e3d.png #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/547e60c54ae3.png]
if they'RE called half-orcs, does that imply the existence of a fullorc? #original #donotsteal #myjoke #mine #phunt
"how may i shape your windpipe?"
uMM,,, wELL, i WOULD NOT, dO ANYTHING LIKE THAT, sINCE i'M A HERO OF JUST1CE AND BREATH AND, fREEDOM AND, sTUFF, l1KE sARA mENDAL, bUT UHH,,, i LIKE fIDUSPAWN, i AM A VEGAN, i HAVE A b.s. IN bIOLOGY, hMM,,, wHAT ELSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW, fRIEND?
i THINK i PROBABLY, pOWERSCALE TO, mAYBE GALAXY LEVEL, oR WELL, i GUESS IT DEPENDS, oN HOW YOU DEFINE IT, bUT, i COULD TOTALLY, cOMMUNE WITH fEFERI'S LUSUS WH1CH, cAUSED A MASS EXTINCTION EVENT, oN A GALACTIC SCALE, aND SURE, i WOULD NEVER ACTUALLY DO THAT BUT, bASICALLY, i TOTALLY COULD i BET, iF i WANTED TO, wH1CH i DON'T,
wvho? wvhat game?
aHAHAHA, }:D
/he𝐋𝐋 yeh
it had its charms.
eHEHE, i REMEMBER THE MANY, mANY MANY, mANY, mANY MANY MANY, mANY, nEAR PUSHER ATTACKS, yOU GAVE ME LIKE THAT, aHAHAHA,
OFFICIAL (personal) ANNOUNCEMENT! I will be entering an undisclosed period of combat training with @insufferablePrick. Outside the traditional chronology, that is. Which means that one of these days I will simply have already done it. Still working on the appropriate date on the calendar to not-pencil it in. So consider this my preemptive farewell from the Hyperbolic Time Chamber! Ta!! :B
neo nook wwho this
Hell yeah! Thank you!!!
#NEONOOK MONDAY, #NSFW
cAN IT, hAVE C1GARETTES, pUT OUT ON 1T, lOSE AURA AND, bE K1SSED BY GIRLS?
Happy #MaidMonday! A reminder that any dress that I have chosen to don automatically meets the qualifications of a "Maid dress," the way any hat on a cowboy is by technicality a cowboy hat. It's the Maid that makes the duds, not the other way around. @apocalypseArisen#9804 @genetrixAdvocate @grandioseSaturation
rarely does a meme spawwn from the earth c creator fandom that speaks to me wwith such profound vversimilitude #eridanagenda
tHIS IS WHY, i FUCK W1TH YOU, aRADIA,
wELL, i HOPE YOU ENSURED, mY BONES DID NOT GO, tO WASTE THEN,
tAVROS nITROUS 1S, bADASS, rIGHT?
wOULD YOU STILL LOVE HER, iF SHE GOT THE SURGERY? #VAGUEPOSTING
uMM, i DON'T KNOW, bUT WE ARE HERE, tOGETHER AND THAT'S WHAT COUNTS,
wHICH TIER?
I am being tolld I am having a trolltism moment.
I bellieve I have a favorablle disposition towards the Megido lline. I appreciate the the sympathetic yet unshiellded words. They are easier to understand for me than then the veilled and difficullt to interpret words and phrases that I so often have to pick through.
It is rather difficullt to come to terms with the reallity of lliving with chronic pain llong after one's death. There is something of a cosmic impllication that it is a sickness of the Soull rather than the body.
oHH,,, oKAY,,,
So very sleepy. What is even the point in godhood if I still have to be sleepy each and every day?
I feell a simillar sentiment about death. The gap between mortallity, immortallity, and the grave is shockinglly thin.
In honor of the destruction of the Journal Factory, here's a personal tidbit pasted to the wall for the whole of the multiverse to see. A RANKING OF WHICH CREATORS HAVE LET ME DOWN THE MOST MISERABLY. ENJOY!
Keep at it bro ok they say 99% of gamblers quit before they hit it big. Eff striking gold man strike uranium.
⚇ I won't even use all my quirk for this one. Show this shit the respect it deserves lmfao. --- To Kiss The Sun, Chapter 12 -- Fear and Longing "WE HAVE TO RUN, KULLEO!" The stars had already begun to disappear overhead as spilled orange Faygo stained the sky in rich hues as the sun began to rise. I stared in awe at the break of day, like a cuspidated grimalkin stuck in the headlights of a scuttlebuggy I felt trapped to the spot, my body shaking. I'd never seen anything so beautiful before, so thoroughly romantic. "This is what you get to see every day...?" I whispered to Fallan, eyes managing to turn away from the sunrise just enough to see the glitter of her pallid skin in the glow of its rays. She looked beautiful, even beyond the life that had long drained from her eyes, my cemetery girl stood shining brilliant in the dawn. Her eyes fell on me in that moment and we both knew, that everything we'd been through, everything we'd endured had all been worth it for the flush that we now shared between one another. The persecution, the pusherache, the daytime we now ran from...it was all worth it just so that we could stare at one another in this glorious moment and know we were two halves of one whole, just as the Messiahs prophecized! Okay, Isidor interjecting here. I might have to take them up for a little bit of blasphemy here but hey, the prose is pretty damn good, right? Kulleo is one hell of a writer! Okay back to the story: The moment was broken by my own traitorous wince as the sun's rays began to sting the top of my horns. It was bearable on the strong keratin, but once it touched the softer chitin of my face... "I told you, we need to hurry!" Fallan insisted, grabbing me by the hand and using all of the strength left in her to drag me back towards the shelter of the blackout tree, who's leaves would keep us completely obscured until night fell once more. We ran, managing to make the top of the trunk just as daylight singed the slightly exposed skin on my ankles, though I dragged it up just in time to avoid the worst of it. My sigh of relief came for both of us, for despite Fallan's lack of cardiovascular function, I could see the comfort plain on her face now that we were safe in the treetops. Peering over the side of the tree branch we'd perched ourselves on, I could see the sunlight bleaching the bottom of the tree in stark white, while further up the trunk remained its tell-tale stygian color. "We're safe for now" I murmured, allowing myself a moment to relax as I lay myself down on the thick branch, allowing my eyes to close as exhaustion pulsed in waves over my skin. "Emphasis on the for now part. As soon as the sun comes down, they're going to come looking for you again." I heard Fallan shuffle on the branch next to me, before feeling the brush of their old, raggedy shirt against my arm. She had lay down next to me, the cold of her skin atypical for one who had once been a warmer blood than I. I still sometimes watched, fascinated, as old, coagulated teal oozed from an open wound. I often wondered, in those moments, whether or not she could still be used for paint. Did her blood regenerate? Would wounds heal? There was just so much we didn't know... "...How long can we keep doing this, Kulleo?" her hoarse, raspy voice was taught with emotion. "How much longer until the ragrippers finally catch up with us? Or...Or a threshie squad manages to make good on their threats? Or the mercenaeronauts try to collect my bounty? This was never going to work! We're not meant to..." She paused, and though tears no longer flowed from her dead eyes, I knew that her soul was crying. I think that's about enough of airing out my student's writing on here. Gotta save some for its SlayO3, right? lmaooo. Hopefully this teaches it to make sure its sending the *right* document in future. ⚇
Been re-watching some of the footage from the Guttercade last night. I cant help it; i keep laughing my ass off at how shitty so many of you are at bowling. But there's hope! You can come back in two wipes and try to beat your record :). ((credit to @deathlessDeadwood 4 the lovely art!)) #guttercade #selfie
Unreal Heiress, hold my calls.
>([saw t#is dude at t#e party i aint know w#o t#e #ell #e is but decided to make #im in wwe] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/8c40deb018e1.png #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/41a8586628dc.png]
D --> What does a troll have to do for a tall glass of lusus milk and a handful of sugar cubes at the felt mansion opening
"But you didn't mean me, did you?" ... Oh, CERTAINLY not, dear heart.
Thank you for confirming you could not even conceive of the portion of society over which I am accountable. Lower middle-management's self-importance at its finest.
Correct! You most certainly would not have had anything else going on.
sHE DID, nOTHING WRONG, cASPER,
Saw the Grand High Blood at Papa Johnnes
Happy 8/8.
Is that you in your profile picture.
If luck be a lady then shes one ornery gal because what in the sam hill man. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d6a7414d7da2.jpg
THE M⧃UNTAIN IS G⧃ING T⧃ KILL THAT MAN WITH THE TERRIBLE BEARD
HAPPY 8/8 LET'S HEAR IT FOR EVERYONE'S FAAAAAAAAVORITE TROLL: ME!!!!!!!!
look at him rizzing it up for the cam god damn what a handsome son of a bitch
>([w#en i see dat butt] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/38b094f01eac.png]
Dont get me wrong im all for the cinematic jaunts of mister singer and his rowdy boy bunch and id *never* razz the artistic inclinations of those hollywood bigwigs but i do so wish theyd kept mystiques penchant for skulls! I mean its just a helluva pun to have such a leading lady decked to the nines in her fashions of SKULLduggery. Get it??
...oh!
Meeting the fricken replacement i suppose.
Ok! Well its kind of like i was her first bestie so.
I cant stay mad at a goof like that!
Hi. :/
#BFF #:( https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff7d1cc571de.gif
Precisely!!
Youre so wise tavvy aw. :)
Sometimes when a mountain is put into perspective it just becomes a mole hill! Who wouldda thunk.
<:|
Umm...
I toss my two cents in and suddenly the whole fricken fountain is clogged huh. I was under the impression that that scallywag was just the ol ar-bot in disguise but phooey me for trying to think with my noodle and not my doodle or whatever.
Whats the rub dude i thought we were taking up arms against the big bad!
On principle kind of!
Sorry for the juniorheads in the audience but some things simply must be said.
Not to harsh the vibes of every fella cottoning to the corners of this lil fudge junior nonsense but i dunno if he was so much a real guy with real pizzazz as he was a real piece of WORK.
Oh janey. With your cooking i wouldnt be able to stop myself from boogieing!
Too long!
Oh unreal heiress get this junk joint jumping.
If you think one like isnt a lot just imagine another fella in the room sitting really close to you going gee whilikers that was a good one.
Im learning so many colors in the comments here dude its like blues clues in here.
Successful pancake flip. Yep! I bet youre green over there. Not everyone can do it the way ol jake does.
Everyones wetting their britches about a dude getting tootsweet on the timeline. Tighten your belts boys thats usually how it is for him! #vaguepost #NOTvaguepost #missingmyfishing
I dunno if your brofy meant all that much if some random ol ragamuffin is taking you to the wayside.
:/
Well this is just plum embarassing for me.
You know it my girl up top with the slop.
You know a dude likes to break out the good chow on a hellacious friday! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/feb859506377.jpg
Push it push it!
The mutts in this case!
PARDON!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
Everythings coming up english!
Gotta go! Me and the ol bffeferi are playing table pong! Instead of doing shots every time we win we take little sips of ice cream from the flower of a hibiscus. Toodles!
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Coming where? :)
Reminding me of my new pal @cuttlefishCabbalist ! This dudes eating corn through a picket coral fence to boot too. Heh. Hes like if the two of us mixed and made something funky! https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5b/10/9d/5b109d8067eeb0bb8f9d1cd05d24272a.jpg
I dunno! Its always a little funny seeing a bunch of random dick tom and harrys razz those of the striderian kin. Ought to have the ability to throw tomatoes at the screen.
Its like france and stuff!
I wonder how many honest to goodness fellas assume im of the european steeze strictly by the way i get on about the web. I think im just more mush mouthed than anything. Personally anyway!
Oh jade. You always know just what to say to cheer a fella up. Hey is your icon off kilter or is it just me seeing things a little screwy.
Well durr yeah i think being someones skippy ol pappy is the worst it can get.
Frankly i guess im a little green about all these clam happy englishes running tootsweet with their happily claimed ankle biters. I thought for a long time maybe i was incapable of junk like that but maybe it really is just a *me* thing. Like maybe other mes have got their noggins screwed on straight and im stuck in the muck being some kind of silly boy about the little things.
Huh?
Pour one out for our pals of the olden era. Instead of jonesing it up with your best guys on the web about your various whackadoodle interests you were just called ol johnny pervert and shipped to the nut house.
True!
How come the consort kingdom aerospace center hasnt gotten a howdy do back about their big top bottle rocket race featuring a ship in your likeliness? Good heavens to betsy milady these scaly sonuvas and bubble blowing big brains are primed on their adorable little haunches!
Not like that!
This is why i trust my most hearty and ineffable squeeze! My firmest and snuggest gal pal were just two bugs in a rug.
CAN THE RAPSCALLIONS ABOVE ME KEEP THEIR BRITCHES ON.
:(
They only have four fingers janey you must excuse their slapdash craftsmanship. They simply didnt mean to give you a big ol loogie and a fat little bottom.
Me and you tav maybe its a page thing.
Say does anyone start to sweat when theyre alone for no good reason or is it just me.
You cant just have a one man harlem shake...
Happy pride month folks!!
Nobody ever wants to chow down on ol jakes sweet potato and asparagus casserole.
Every time i turn up to some klatch i get this kind of overhanging presence like theres some humbug shooting me the heebie jeebies. At first i thought it was a sponsor hot on my tail and trying to trap my fur for falling off the wagon but ive come to find that its actually probably nothing at all! And im just being kind of hypervigilant for no reason.
It brings a tear to my eye to hear folks take "our boys in blue" as some tip of the hat towards the boys with a badge and *not* an inclusive shoutout to our (very) fine fellas up and down the middle gradient of the (caddish) (NOT good) hemospectrum.
Peeping through the looking glass sure does make me feel wonky. Most of you long in the tooth born and bred alternians are regular gluttons for violence but my good pal (earth c ways) is named bagell britch and all they do is kindly serve up the deli day in and day out. I wonder if earth c trolls are just born a little softer or if youve all secretly got an epic heart of gold hidden beneath your social fritz and bloodthirsty fiddlefaddle...
Some gentlemen serve no higher purpose- and derive no greater pleasure- than to receive the flagrant abuse of the ladies to which they swear their allegiance. And I think we should all plumb get OK with that! Frankly, I'm proud of them.
princess bride wwas so good i wwatched it twwice after another glorious night at #ABCC i felt like retirin to the #hopespire for a lightcap wwith a tragically depowwered froghag (@handMaid) wwhile wwe wwatch the ethereal stars nebulizin off in the great astral beyond or wwhatevver the fuck it is that happens out there cant wwait for the next one
(^･o･^)ﾉ < OH NO!!! NOT AGAIN! (^./_.^) OK33DOK33, EFURRYONE. IT LOOKS LIKE MY DREAM BUBBLE!BEFORAN!DRIVER'S LISCENTS IS GOING TO GET PUSSPENDED AGAIN!!! (=｀ω´=) < I SUPPAWS THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR ALL OF MY RECENT LATE LIGHTS SPENT WRITING ALL THIS FUZZY WUZZY WAFFATHON FANFLICK OF THE POUNCELER!!! BUT I'M ALMOST DONE WITH MY LATEST #POUNCIELOZ #TREATFIC! WHICH MEANS THE #SL33P-DEPURRVATION IS WORTH IT!!! ┌(=^‥^=)┘ ~(=^‥^)ノ < THANKS TO MY ACCLAWNTABILITY BUDDY FUR TAKING THIS PICTURE! COULD YOU DRIVE US BACK NOW??? @handMaid
right after this was taken i fell 0ut 0f the wind0w. #substances #cigarettes #b0ysnight #technically #d0ntw0rryab0ut it
im just comin to grips wwith the possibility i might be wwrong wwhen i say i cant help bein an aquarius
8=D < Well that was... Something! 8=D < Goodlight everypony! 8=D < Say it back.
yknoww i realized somethin i nevver uploaded the covver edition a my photo for cosmocean a feww months back perhaps megido may suffered for it its a charmin throwwback to my smooth chin era dont you think #fitcheck #gpoe #cosmocean #magazines
i feel like i sh0uld be 0ffended by this.
꧁Ialreadypostedmyspheresonce. #neveragain #nsfw #tittytuesday #morelike #shittytuesday꧂
NO. FLARPING IS STILL STUPID AND EVERYONE WHO DOES IT IS STUPID. I WAS *LIVING.*
D --> Ripping midsections D --> Twain in two directions D --> Train for musc001ar perfection- erection D --> Of sacred body-temple D --> Physical begets mental D --> Feast on yummy lentil
＼(=^‥^)// < #INTENTIONALFURREUDIANSLIP #LEGUMEPLAY #RIPITFIC
EVERY MONDAY CAN BE #MAIDMONDAY. WITH AN INFINITE SUPPLY OF UNIFORMS. #APPLYNOW #YURIBAIT @veritysGleam
people call me defeatist i call myself selectivve about wwhat i put my energy into
I'M TAKING A BREAK FROM STUFFING MY HUNGER GASH WITH BARE MINIMUM NUTRITION SLOP (JUSTIFIED, I THINK I SHOULD ADD, BY ALL THE FUCKING DUCKING AND WEAVING AND SPRINTING FOR MY LIFE I'VE DONE SINCE MARA BROUGHT US BOTH TO ANCIENT ALTERNIA, SO WHO GIVES A FUCK HOW I GET THE CALORIES) JUST TO ANSWER THIS, BECAUSE I WANT TO GO ON THE RECORD TO DEFEND MY HONOR, HERE. FIRST OFF, TO ANYONE (INCLUDING MARA) WHO WANTS TO POINT A GNARLED, WRINKLY POINTSTUB IN MY DIRECTION AND LOOK NAUSEATED AT MY CHOICE OF COMFORT FOOD, TELL ME THAT YOU'VE NEVER HAD TO SPEND A PROLONGED PERIOD OF TIME INDOORS DURING A DRONE SURVEILLANCE SURGE OR AN ESPECIALLY HIGH-ALERT CULL DISPATCH SEASON WITHOUT TELLING ME. HAVING NON-PERISHABLES AROUND YOUR HEMOANONYMOUS SECRET BASE IS NON-FUCKING-NEGOTIABLE. AND MISERY ACQUAINTS A TROLL WITH STRANGE CUPEFELLOWS. SOMETIMES, THAT CUPEFELLOW IS A COOL (NOT COLD, COOL) CAN OF THICK, CONGEALED, TANGY NIGHTSHADE-DERIVATIVE PASTE WITHIN WHICH ARE SUBMERGED SLIMY, VELVETY PILLOWS OF PITY THE LIKES OF WHICH EVEN TROLL ANTHONY BOURDAIN WOULD HAVE MORE TO JACK OFF ABOUT THAN EVEN I. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT HEATING THESE BAD BOYS UP. YOU'LL RUIN THEM. HEAT WILL TURN RAVIDOLI INTO FLOPPY WET BLOBS SO FRAGILE THAT YOU CAN'T SPEAR THEM WITH A FORK - YOU JUST HAVE TO SCOOP THEM TENDERLY FROM THE BOTTOM LIKE YOU'RE CUPPING A LOVER'S FLACCID GLOBE IMPLANT. YOU DON'T WANT A FLACCID GLOBE. YOU WANT A RAVIDOLI *WITH* SOME FUCKING GLOBES. YOU WANT A FIRM, TOUGH, LEATHERY BASTARD THAT WILL GIVE YOU THE TOOTHSOME RESISTANCE YOUR GNASHCRAGS INHERENTLY DESIRE. YOU WANT THIS SHIT TO FIGHT YOU FOR ITS FUCKING LIFE. AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE, YOU WANT TO FEEL LIKE YOU WON. LIKE YOU BEAT SOMETHING. LIKE YOU'RE ALIVE, AND IT ISN'T. EVERY FUCKING TIME. AND THAT'S WHY I STILL DO IT. TO FEEL SOMETHING. SO THERE. THERE IS MY COMPREHENSIVE, NO-HOLDS-BARRED, OUT THERE IN THE FUCKING MOONLIGHT FOR ALL TO SEE ANSWER. AND IF YOU WANT TO LECTURE ME ON THE "MOUTHFEEL" OR ANY SUBSEQUENT QUALITY THEREAFTER, GO AHEAD AND SHOW ME YOUR CREDENTIALS IN EATING ANYTHING BUT FUCKING LUSUS NUGGIES AND GRUBSAUCE AND *THEN* WE CAN TALK.
that is, untill i achieve my llife-llong dream of crafting invullnerablle skirts
gotta say, the tradvwife stuff is one of humanitys best inwventions. almost makes me regret losing all my old rings.