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Aradia Megido

@apocalypseArisen

Blood: RustKult Score: 941Kull Score: 92526 followers32 following

some things never change haha

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maintain homeostasis at your own pace

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wow i really wasnt gone that long but the whiplash from people panicking over that supposed grubduction to the current sphere posting is nevertheless quite intense

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wh0 g0t grubducted??

i think its interesting that the posts are all spheres or bulge no one ever posts nook

no idea but they appear to be back now so i think it is a resolved non issue 0u0 aside from the lasting trauma and potential injuries

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0h 0k then i w0n't w0rry ab0ut it. n0t that i was g0ing t0 w0rry ab0ut it either way. pe0ple d0n't stay kidnapped f0r l0ng.

thats true usually they die but if they had we could have had a solemn but stirring site wide remembrance and rechitted their best posts i might even have turned on dark mode

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y0u sh0uld've been here last week when they killed that l0ve tr0ll. i heard every0ne g0t really depressed and angry f0r a while.

oh no i missed it

d0n't w0rry, s0me0ne will pr0bably get murdered again in a few days and y0u can h0ld a pr0per chittr mem0rial then.

yay!

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that was a little too enthusiastic i should dial it down yay

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oh very interesting to see those two discussing encounters on the dash #notthatsurprised #vagueposting #suggestive

#regrettiosquest #sloppychalkies after putting down my palm husk and considering the path of the can eater (rest in peace mr mayor) i have gathered a coven of my time clones to indulge in this little aside of supping in the style of a bindle toting vagrant troll of yore aradiabot had very little data to offer on the subject as she could only tip the contents of her meal into her body but after altering the time stream we can all agree that the stench emanating from her was unholy she is being hosed down by a stray aradiasprite that somehow never made it into the chassis of an aradiabot and for the record aradiasprite said it was not as good as fresh fly larvae gross but good to know i guess for the discerning troll gourmand my own experience was one of slight nostalgia as indulging in tinned and canned food excavated from the ruins of antiquity is something of an ancillary pastime i developed alongside my antique scouting during the old flarp days if it wasnt truly ancient food it was hardly worthy of sampling and this can was certainly not ancient but it was unforgettable there really is nothing like feeling a packet of mystery meat filled rolled gluten pieces exploding under your blunt teeth to remind you how much more you prefer things to be cheese filled nevertheless every time i had cold meals like this it was vriska supplying them and she only ever brought the meat filled kind to flarp games 4/10 and strangely bittersweet i would probably score it higher if i was actually starved for nutritious food i dont think i will be reaching for the psuedodumplings again any time soon

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oh i should probably tag him @carbolicGalvanologist

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WOW. YOU ACTUALLY DID IT. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. KUDOS. CONSIDER YOUR NUMBERS BOOSTED AND YOUR FOLLOW EARNED. HELL FUCKING YES, ARADIA.

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well that was a weird thing to say unprompted

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i think we are going to get a lot of use out of this one maybe i should just pin it

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if i didn't already have a peak pinned p0st i might steal this 0ne.

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