♠ hated by @arachnoidGrimorium
apples aint evven in the top 5 fruits
guards dont efin care no moor i got all manner of beasts appiering in my cell every otter day
Ranking excluding Creators or Creator-adjacent individuals.
boooored gonna start a prison riot or somefin. lie and say the guards said they gonna stop servin mashed potato mondays
was gonna post a pic a me at da beach but on second thought yall dont need to sea it
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
killin everyone here watch out
I DIDNT -EFIN DO ANYFIN
someone hit me with nunya
tfw i cant hate a chitt cuz i do the same dam thing for a different reason 38/
fuck i forgot to check da box eh whatebber ill do it later
anon says: If you had to pick a human movie to watch 45 times which one would it be? ok first off whys it so specifish whats up with 45?? tough fuckin question btw uhhh ill go with alien cause its naut boring as shell #meenahmania #horror
if i had a chocolate for every delulu weenie who tried to take me and died fore da fight was over id be troll willy wonka
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
larkso wasnt lyin boat the daddy apocalypse holy shit nywaves i got biz to take care of so imma fuck off and check da box later sea ya
anon says: more of a proposition but if you ever need me to do anything for you just ask, if you dont wanna you dont gotta but just feel like i should let you know dont feel weird over it either if it makes the offer better just think of it as like a favor rather than an order ok ngl this is sweet so ill def keep ya in mind if i need somefin i cant get myshellf thx 38) #meenahmania
if you got no interest hatebouncin on my bulge G-ET T)(-E FUCK OFF OF IT
seariously what the fuck is your problem with me specifically. clearly you fuckin obsessed with me and i dont hate to tell you but im naut interesting swingin pitch with you so go spit your platitudes to some bitch wholl sit there and take it
FUCK OFF
T)(-EY KICK-ED M-E OFF OF ANG-ELS NUTRITION BLOCK?
aight im crashin ill bs backreadin the road of hayaah hadeed tmroe
dam you reely wanted us to read this one
what ‼️
never met a sleepier beach than me #prisonbunk #topbunk #nobunkmate #justwantedthetopbunk #apeixesneverbottoms #fuschia #nsfw #nautreely
open those big bass eyes of yours and look for the felt badge on someone beach im naut yo ai assistant
thinkin bout da time i annoyed vantas so much he turned his radio off LOL #ghosting #iwon
you are passionate. you wish you could kill them.
hate this chitt im bored
do it count for #pride if its just me finding out why i aint dtf #shesaidimgrayace
okay, ill call it there. another close match in the #cronusbabeoff, but despite getting 8 likes, mindfang is outta the running. sorry babe, call me~ roxy is movwing upwvards and onwvards! next match, vwevwe got the long legs of the lawv, neophyte redglare, up against evweryones favworite wvashboard mini-tyrant, meenah peixes! vwhos hot, vwhos not? wvote belowv! <3 or <> for redglare <3< or c3< for meenah
oh no, oh no, im generalizing, oh no..! wvote wvhich one of these wvomen is hotter or get off my post toots.
i mean im naut gonna tell you naut to
like i kno im hittin 13 soon but why am i gettin maam thrown at me moor often lately its givin me flashbacks
Eesh. After much and rapid demand, I have included the Beforan noncreators. If you insist!
ill celebrate anyfin that involves you bein shut the fuck up
first thing imma do when i get out is find you and kick you in tha throat
hard to listen when you TALK MY DAM FINS OFF
you kno ive heard aboat like a million versions of you tryin to be tough shit and gettin vaporized
carppreciate u alwaves havin my back big dawg. buuut i agreed to it and a peixes dont back out of nofin
aight gonna be out of prison a LIIIIITTL-E whale longer just a few