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thank you for your WisdoM!!! i appreciate the help!
Thank you for your efforts
c< tHats cOOl as fucK >c
Insecurity is such an unpleasant feeling. Do+ubly so+ when it's co+mpletely witho+ut any basis... I wish it were po+ssible to+ cho+o+se whether o+r no+t yo+u feel an emo+tio+n, o+nce yo+u reco+gnize that yo+u are feeling it, and ho+w unnecessary o+r unfo+unded it is. Like o+pting o+ut o+f a po+p up ad.
S)(ep)(erd Constern's Friendly Reminder of t)(e Day: Don't forget, YOU are a reefpresentative of your -Empire! Anyt)(ing you say online is a reeflection of t)(e values of t)(e kind and benevolent world t)(at raised you in its loving embrace, so )(onor your Beforan )(eritage by keeping your finternet presence w)(olesome!!! <3
TH4NK YOU!
haha no prob happy to help
https://chittr.ing/profile/turntechGodhead_6490 this one?
if its the badge with the wing i got you gimme a sec
i m0res0 meant if this partic001ar badge was exc100sive t0 al0ysi but thank y0u f0r y0ur advice n0netheless its very appreciated
hiii! i have a new badge you can archive :) its my momento mori one
That's kinda cringe 8ro
Why is it getting cold again, it is the middle of the dim season equinox.
Diamonds Droog.
oh, love, a note: the cadUceUs badge originated with the cUrrently-awol @titularTerror! i'm flattered yoU consider it mine, thoUgh ~u~
:33< mew got like a link to this doc i want to read it
Poverty does not exist because we can't feed the poor. It exists because we can never satisfy the rich.
i should figure out a badge design... something with the breath symbol, freedom, always being me. if i ask nicely maybe the mods will put it in? um, assuming that's how that works! i'm not sure how that works.
For all times to agree, why now.
Nothing like re-reading one's document8tions quilled at the crack of sunset and realising the copious amount of spelling errors.
Ooooooooh, alright! Seems rather straightforward. Thanks for the information, Aranea!
What exactly is the method to acquiring these badges, if there is one? I’ve been seeing them everywhere and my curiosity is spiking. :B
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Captain's Log ----------- #journal #viewed-oocly #inperson #narration #atimeofcelebration (Entry is written in void-ink, so omniscient entities cannot see it.) ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ~ On the 12th~ ------ The young Demoness remained at my side throughout the manor’s revelries, her presence a part of kinship and the other a jailer seeing to it that I do not distur8 them with 'piratical flair'. Whether she finds me a comfort or is merely tethered to me as a sentry for her master, the am8iguity remains. Regardless, I dare not acknowledge our history; to admit to such 8efore the Doctor would 8e to jeopardise the architecture of my plans. Unlike the funeral, I am restricted from wandering the halls here, though the white magnum pistol remains a persistent thought in the 8ack of my mind. I ought to conduct further research into it, perhaps experiment with alchemis8tion to transmute it into an instrument of terror 8eyond even his reproach. He dispatched his Handmaiden to an Earth at '9:10', whether that is morning or evening one knows not, for the 8astard does not use military time. It is also 8affling that I once perceived the Doctor as a man of refinement in my youth. Now, I see him for what he is, a peddler of 8ase indulgences, feigning intoxic8tion of sipping his glass and leading his guests in vulgar parlour games of stripping. A registry of attendees would 8e of use as of current to see who I stand against. Some were impenetra8le to the usual telepathy, to which I assume were artificial entities or guardians. The old fashioned greetings seemed to supply some answers, four in particular and it placed a name to the ro8ot, one titled 'Hal'. I could peer into the Doctor’s reflected dome whenever I pleased in my youth, provided I avoided the trap of questioning inside it; his mind acts as an oracle, and to ask is to alert him to my interest. I desire to uncover the 8enefactor 8ehind his ring, to expose the unseen hand who provided it, 8ut I cannot afford to tip the scales and let him know the involvement. So, I simply did not question, and no answer came to one's eightfold. I feel a profound disdain for this role of the informant, reporting to my correspondents while I shoulder the 8urden of a strategy they refuse to formul8te properly. It is the classic struggle of the protégé surpassing the pedagogue. I have helmed crews through centuries of tempestuous seas, yet even at sea, the horizon offered a reprieve of time. Here, there is no such luxury. I must 8e swifter, sharper, and utterly precise. The succession is mine to secure.
doctor, yoU realize this means all bets are off, along with the kid gloves. i *will* pick Up the pen for this. yoU know exactly what i mean.
god bless.
it was around before the yellow one showed up, i'm not sure if anyone is still actively using it, but anyone who has the yellow one should also still have the normal one in their badge collection so you could ask someone to briefly turn it on for you to grab it.
don't forget the frowny version of the prankster'd gambit head that caliborn got!
it looks like you're missing the normal missingno badge.
The MissingNo Outbreak of 2026
I have not been to a proper revel in so long that I fear I may no longer remember the etiquette of it. There was once a time I could drink honeywine in a cavern till dawn and still emerge coherent enough to wager against miners at knife games.
It is 8itter irony that the Condescension’s former lackeys are granted immedi8te redemption upon saying they are 'good' now, while a pirate of five centuries worth of re8ellion is releg8ted to deadpan descendants whining over my transgressions as an apparent '8ad example'. What was the latter? 8ecome an imperial 8ootlicker, I think not.
Wonderful to know the Orphaner’s descendant is as 8raindead as his ancestor. They should outlaw pailing, knowing that idiots like him have a chance to 8e made. #nsfw
I only win.
"I am going to end your career as a 8uccaneer", is still the hardest lyric my musicians have made in regards to raiding other pir8te vessels.
With that anchored in the water. Good night.
How humorous the outcome.
Nothing of note immediately, simply recovering after a few lights of fireworks.
Morning.
I should really loc8te a technician for the program I oper8te.
I wonder what 8athing supplies this fuchsia uses, for her soap apparently the 8rand is "Squeaky Clean Queen". #raidingapalace
Concussion settled. Which means I can finally sleep on the missus' lap and rest my aching bones. Life hard, women soft....
My Hair Is Not Only This Long Because It Looks Good On Me. It's This Long Because It's The Perfect Length To Fist Both Of Your Hands Into. #nsfw #nsfc
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! f!nd !t funny when my human fr!endsSs sSee me and just yell “K!TTY!” at me then pay my head꠹
maybe if i just leave everyone alone forever things will go well. no, that's stupid. i know that's stupid.
THE MIX-MATCH OF WACKY CHARACTERS FROM ACROSS TIME AND SPACE ON HERE MAKES MY HEAD SPIN SOMETIMES. NOT YOU REGULAR TROLLS. YOU'RE JUST TROLLS FROM TIMELINES WHERE ALTERNIA AND BEFORUS STILL EXISTS - SUCKS FOR YOU, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. PROBLEM SLEUTH? ANCESTORS? *BEFORAN* ANCESTORS, WHO IF MY ECTOBIOLOGICAL CHOPS AREN'T TOO DUSTED OVER TO FORGET ABOUT, SHOULD BE JUST FUCKED UP VERSIONS OF ME AND MY FRIENDS? I'VE ALREADY HAD THE CONDESCE RUN HER BIT THROUGH ME SO THAT ISN'T SURPRISING. BUT I'M KIND OF LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING WHO *WILL* SURPRISE ME. COME ON. SHOW ME A CRAZY ONE. HAVE SOMEONE POP UP ON MY CHITTR DASHBOARD THAT TAKES THE SOCKS OUT OF MY DRAWER, PUTS THEM ON, AND BLOWS THEM RIGHT BACK OFF.
ommmmfffffg hes ACTUALLY gone fuckin kitty mode this time holy mother of fuck #LikeThatPickleGuy #VagueChweetin
It's a good night to enjoy a peaceful stroll and avoid listening to the voices.
Just when you thought that the timeline could not sink to new lows, something of *that* nature crosses the feed. 8ut it is alright. Fret not, my dears, for this sordid little num8er will not 8e ruining my shift this fine evening! I shall not 8e swayed 8y a mere piece of fiction written 8y a troll who has never seen a proper cullward. My dignity remains intact, despite this attempt upon it. As any good nursemaid would tell you, patient incontinence is the least of our worries when working with those who are sla8ridden. Often times, it is of much more concern to ensure that the troll in question does not develop sla8sores, or worse, develop an infection of their 8reathsacks due to inactivity, as can happen in cases such as was descri8ed on this truly sleazy post. Hair and horn care are often left to the wayside in lesser 8eforan wards than that which I oper8 within, and I can assure you that all patients have their toileting needs taken care of with all grace and dignity held at the forefront of everyone's minds. What I find to 8e most uncomforta8le here is the dual fetishiz8tion of the profession of nurse as well as the nature of a sla88ound cullee as a means to explore erotic power dynamics. In truth, there is quite a 8it of harassment that we medicullers experience at the hands of our patients! This is often overlooked due to the discrepancy of our 8lood colors, 8ut many cullees see cool 8looded professionals as a means to deflect the Imperial Mand8 of Culling from their situ8tion, a sort of seeking of special privilege 8eyond what others might experience or expect. As someone who has experienced this sort of harassment 8efore, I decry this piece of fiction as little more than smutty imaginings of a non-8eforan troll trying to capitalize on the weakness of a gr8 author in her st8 of illness. For shame!!!!!!!! #lighttriadempathy #8eforusculling #fetishization #tw:powerdynamics
₍^. .^₎⟆ You guyss wanna know ssometh!ng fun? My ta!l !s real and !t’sSS purretty sSenss!t!ve at the base ;3c #nsfw꠹
wAIT NO, dON'T RECHITT IT,
My adventurous tales begin. ˙✧˖°🐺 ༘ ⋆｡˚
'Better than you used to 8e', and yet out of all the descendants of mine tonight who went through the same series of events as you did, not one of them felt compelled to also 8lame their circumstances so openly on a journal. Perhaps, these Vriska's, who 8etter themselves in the quiet of their own time should 8e commended far more, 8ecause they at least have the intelligence to realise crying a8out how some pages in a journal upset them is something they would have 8ullied anyone else for doing.
What occupied you? I oversaw an entire gam8ligant fleet and still found time for introspection. Writing might have helped you realise that your shortcomings cannot 8e perpetually 8lamed on ancient lineage or a mindless arachnid, a challenge I also overcame myself. Your refusal to document your life reeks of cowardice; perhaps you fear the verdict of the future. You seem terrified that your own descendant will one day uncover your history and expose you for what you truly are: a sadist who specialised in pushing people from clifftops and ruining an already misera8le game which destroyed children of their planets and homes. Do keep up the charade of 8eing the hero; it suits your delusions perfectly.
People will tell you to write things down on the nature of your own life, when they've spent their whole life never picking up a pen.
I never once laid claim to the Grand High8lood’s demise. You oper8te under the delusion that that singular journal constitutes the sum of my legacy, o8livious to the fact that I have authored countless others across the span of centuries. You speak to me of sacrifice? My death was a calcul8ted necessity. Had I succeeded in the re8ellion, had the Condescension’s victory 8een averted, it would have invited a doomed timeline. You, and every soul you claim to have 'ascended,' to save would have 8een extinguished and you would 8e nothing more than the rest of the dead Vriska's roaming around the place. 8eing 'forgotten' was the price I paid for your success, you ungrateful wretch.
It is remarka8ly convenient that you externalise your own emotional 8ankruptcy 8y scapegoating your lusus and on one paragraph of 'smut' which was essentially a kiss which did not even happen. Perhaps it is time you cease this pathetic cycle of self-victimis8tion and reconcile with the fact that your current station is the direct consequence of your own failures. Even Feferi possessed a far 8etter understanding of her lineage, and she never relied on the excuses that you cling to so desper8tely. She should have 8een like her ancestor as heritage dict8tes, she had an eldritch entity whispering in her ear as influence and yet it is always you who whine and 8itch a8out yours ontop of an ancestor who did everything to defy the expect8tions of Alternia's cruelty. Did me not citing the Sufferer's work as compelling not trigger in that lack of 8rain of yours to 8e sympathetic towards low8loods? Did me not freeing a slave from Dualscar, think that perhaps you should not 8e a piece of shit? Did me not aligning with a 8ronze8lood not trigger to not 8e a 8itch? Your laments regarding your lusus and your ancestor are wearisome; your tragedy is not inherited, it is self-authored.
Let's go over '8ook filled with porn'. - The documented downfall of a tr8itorous Orphaner who sold his loyalty to the Empire, only to die 8y the hand of another imperial, 8ecause whilst 8etraying pir8tes to the Empire, he had also 8een selling the Empire out to pir8tes the entire time. - The account of 8eing the sole survivor of an assault so catastrophic that law enforcement dispatched an actual dragon to hunt me down. Not Redglare. A literal dragon in which she weaponised and still lost. - The chronicle of imprisonment, escape from my own execution, and the su8sequent slaying of an eighty-foot 8east with one arm and one eye, who was the judge. - The records concerning the demonic cretins upon the green moon, after I stole one of their jujus and despite my repeated warnings, some whining little descendant still managed to ignore every word I said and transform into a colossal clown herself. - And finally, the part where I weaponised the very dragon sent to kill me and used it to ignite a second revolution. Truly scandalous material. Positively overflowing with smut.
If you have to put '8etter' in your name, you pro8a8ly aren't.
* ! SEARCH AND RESCUE ! * Thank you, all who applied for the Search and Rescue (SAR) division. There were many excellent candidates. As such, I have made the decision to appoint one SAR Administrator, and a few SAR members on reserve to assist when necessary. When called upon, I ask the reserved SAR members to take action under the guidance of the SAR Administrator. I am proud to announce the newly appointed SAR Administrator is none other than Mr. Jack Noir, @walkstabwalK. Those appointed to SAR reserve will be on payroll, and should report to Mr. Noir with any assignment updates. If there are any issues, you are free to reach out to myself of a member of my cabinet. Members of SAR on reserve: - The Fiendish, @whaleFall - Mr. Problem Sleuth, @pulchritudePowerhouse - Miss Blayke Varkei, @cyberneticCorporat - Nyrita, @bummelBoogie - Miss Aranea Serket, @araneaSerket Thank you, again, all who applied. I encourage you all to continue to do great things for Earth-C, and apply for any positions you find intriguing.
i mean knowing how it happens helps prevent it from happening again!!!
BDD < oh shit nice! i had only heard of these as the flying dutchman fursion
thats soooo cool!!! :D
Even oceans away, she is exceptionally easy to move.
No logging tolight, an early conclusion to the night awaits.
Emphasise your 8lood more, 8y cutting yourself. #suicidebaiting
Who is to say I am not where you are, already? Corsairs do tend to wander.
You would not know, considering you are too mor8idly o8ese for a vessel weight requirements to carry.
Good thing I have a vessel then.
It is a pity I missed the gathering, though I suspect my a8sence was a stroke of charity for the rest of its gam8lers; had I joined the ta8le, the pot would surely have 8een left quite hollow.
It was a bit hard to+ figure o+ut what to+ wear given that the baseline I've set fo+r myself is a fo+rm-fitting go+wn, but I still managed to+ put to+gether so+mething I think is a bit elevated. Also+, I'm greatly enjo+ying everyo+ne's o+utfits. If my drinker abilities fed o+n fashio+n and no+t rainbo+ws, I'd pro+bably be full fo+r the next three days (whatever that means aro+und here).
None of you would 8e worthy crewm8tes, I know if I instructed you to swa8 the decks you would wet the 8oards in orgasmic lust from the order of a muscular woman. #nsfw
Evening.
The amount of you who sell out your morals the first moment you see a green cretin or the Imperial 8itchrider herself should 8e asylum worthy.
I may or may not have raided a treasury with an insider.
It appears as if the 8ottle has a flag coming out of its neck.
Myself and the ocean.
8ehold, my ship in a 8ottle.
Prepar8tions, so he keeps insisting he has. They must 8e exceptionally fragile if no self-assured monologue has arose.
There was no depiction of an eightfold.
I will never 8e a 8ottom to an Empress, revolting heresy. #nsfw
Are you sentient like the carapacians?
Evening.
It is to anyone who is capa8le of getting a rel8tionship with anyone outside of themselves. Do 8etter.
Just 8ecause someone 8rought up a disgraceful topic, that does not mean you all have to follow suit.
sbUrban joUrnal entry 1 in spite of the attempts on my life that have left me scarred and deformed, i have made it into the game! as has my brother, which…hm. i’ve still sUrprised myself over that, really. eUgh. it feels wrong, letting him live so far. i mean, he’s not even a good rival, not like an other half shoUld be! thankfUlly i have…foUnd someone else for that. ah, silly me, i’m getting sidetracked, aren’t i? well, regardless of my brothers UnfortUnate presence oUr sitUation seems to remain similar as it was before, as he appears to be in his dreamself while i remain awake. i imagine the reverse remains trUe as well. i spent a bit of time taking things in. seems in oUr departUre i had taken half the meteor and room- split clean down the middle! sadly it seems i didn’t get the sarswapagUs, bUt i can soUrce a replacement. also, no sign of my sprite aroUnd. i’m certain i have one, even as bloody toUched in the head as he is my idiot brother woUldn’t simply avoid telling me if he didn’t prototype it, and i know he coUld tell me given he has that bloody phone now. obvioUsly, the next thing i got to do was some exploring! and killing. lots of killing, in fact! normally i consider myself above violence, Unless it’s necessary, or i really want to do it, bUt seeing as these were enemies and nobody important i was free to let loose! oh, to Use my wand to blast the bastards into bits, watching the waves of crimson cUt throUgh them! or reach oUt to grab them, slamming them across the groUnd! of coUrse i needed to conserve bUllets, so i took some time to Use my mechanical claws to gore them one on one. i may dislike being so incomplete, bUt this new limb does have it’s advantages. the enemies were a bit strange, thoUgh. i mean, they were all the types i had read aboUt! mostly imps, basilisks, one ogre…that one was toUgh! bUt facially they all seemed………..cherUbic? also, they were all my brother’s blood coloUr, except with swirls of mine aroUnd them. …did my brother…….. well, i can sort that oUt later! i certainly have a nice sUpply of grist to toy aroUnd with now. thankfUlly, it doesn’t seem that little game abstraction shares the properties of me and my brothers sylladexes. oh, yes, and my land of…well, i’m not sUre what yet is also. odd. i’ve seen no sign of consorts as i pass throUgh, bUt it’s no wasteland. i’ve been passing throUgh qUite a beaUtifUl sight, an architectUrally wonderfUl city that my meteor seems to sit at the center of. bUt they are all…Unfinished? like sketches from an architect waiting to be made solid. this seems to be bUt a small part of a mUch larger land, thoUgh i feel as if the rest of it is like this as well. on some level i feel like i shoUld be disappointed, yet i can’t help bUt be intrigUed! the mystery of the mechanics of this session and what awaits me draws me in, a glorioUs hook to a wonderfUl story. especially becaUse, given comments made by varioUs parties, winning this game woUld offer great things to me. power, glory, perfection…the chance to make my greatest visions into reality at last. thoUgh, some of those comments, certain actions people have taken towards me becaUse of that fUtUre…hm. it reqUires consideration on what the right path is, if nothing else. as i write this i’ve reached my destination. the highest and most notable landmark i coUld see, a great tower reaching into the sky. it resembles a half pyramid, and on the very top is some sort of radio tower? bit hard to tell given how high Up it is, bUt it’s topped by some sort of white orb. there’s a stairway rUnning Up it, and i can see Underlings popping in and oUt of little entrances honeycombed across the pyramid part of it. i’ve been resting a bit, bUt now is as good a time as any to get going! ta-ta, joUrnal, Until we meet again. ADDENDUM THAT FUSCHIA BITCH PUT ME TO SLEEP RIGHT AS I WAS ABOUT TO START CLIMBING!!!!!!!!!! #joUrnal
∘☽ An unfortunate consequence of the first announcement having been made rather early in the morning if I recall, I only heard of it from word of mouth, otherwise I wouldn't have even known..! I do hope you're able to find the accoutrement you need in time though..! ☾∘
∘☽ Tomorrow at 6pm est..! ☾∘
UPDATE FROM THE PRESIDENTIAL OFFICE Firstly, a heartfelt thank you to everybody who applied for the Search and Rescue team position. All of your applications have been thoroughly reviewed, and together with President Trollbama we are currently in the process of distilling it down to the best candidates. Do keep in mind that while spots are limited, we are more than happy to keep anyone who didn't make the cut on reserve in case we are in need for someone else in the future. Not making this cut does not mean there was something wrong with you or your application, just that the competition was quite fierce. Expect another update with an announcement of those who made the team no later than next Tuesday. Thank you for your attention.
Apparently Evil Jade is no longer being mind controlled, and is a bit upset about that. Some others are going to get her, headed by gardenGamma. That's one Thing.
New lo+w disco+vered in the multiversal scale o+f ho+w sad so+meo+ne's life is. O+ffering to+ jo+in as a servant o+f Lo+rd English, and the giant green jackass himself says "no+ thank yo+u, I'm go+o+d".
O+h, a little o+f this, and a little o+f that. I mo+stly just find it interesting to+ see who+'s aro+und, between appo+intments, and it's fun to+ be a little bit no+sey when so+mething interesting co+mes up to+ discuss. I do+n't kno+w if yo+u saw it, but I had quite the back and fo+rth with a Kankri, the o+ther night.
Go+o+d mo+rning to+ yo+u as well, dear <3 https://i.po+stimg.cc/Hx61vYTh/Screensho+t-2026-05-02-105832.png
the horrors persist but so do i. i'm 30 human years old now and i was 13 when the game started. there's been kind of a lot of adulthood, actually.
The 'complic8ted troll' vernacular you are talking a8out, is in fact just low8lood speak.
You can dislike it all you want, it derives from low8lood communities. No8le circles simply refer to o8jects differently, im8eciles.
Does Jack have hands or does he type with his paws.
The 8uilding of your profile continues.
8r8k from documenting has 8een acquired.
Four im8eciles down, anyone else.
I will cast anyone proposing the end of the weeknights to 8e that into the a8yss of my 8lock list. #dashwatching
I was the original "collect my pages".
The chess suppliers are aware I play it, for they have upd8ted the chess 8oard with skull pieces. Even the knights have an eyepatch, and its king a tricorn hat. My checkm8te in fifteen moves. #chessposting https://i.postimg.cc/0yfG99YY/image-2026-05-02-004537437.png
What are you, some sort of overgrown parrot?
I just arrived here for the evening, and I already tire of the nonsense here.
'Captainless Deckhand' is a moniker 8egging to 8e a8ducted 8y a raiding crew.
What have they done with Jack.
Why do we get the most nonsensical 8adges over a proposed gam8ligant one first.
Finally returning to the daily chess puzzle #chessposting https://i.postimg.cc/q7r7bSRK/image-2026-04-29-004535972.png
I'd rip your eyes out 8efore I ever shed a tear from my own, im8ecile.
Your a8sence would 8e a healing 8alm, actually.
You mean nothing to me.
Far too quiet for my liking.
No intel tonight then.
8eautiful sailing weather, warm enough to not get thirsty easily.
Hm? Looks like a correct prophecy to come as far as history is concerned.
If time always lies, then so are you. You did not think this through, did you?
'Daily' intends to involve a twenty four hour period, in which I am perfectly present for achieving.
Perhaps inside a chest was an ancient chess artifact.
I have yet to try the daily chess puzzle.
Those who wished me ill-fortune on my solving a8ility will 8e disappointed to hear that skill does not require luck. https://i.postimg.cc/jdwGz0Xy/image-2026-04-24-202604411.png #chess
I would ponder on what one would do with a cheru8, 8ut their parental figure did a good jo8 at marooning them. #dashwatching
Greetings to the new followers I have amassed during my exposition on the hue swapped cheru8 lifestyles. May this inform8tion serve you well.
Morning.
That is not an altern8te of me, that is someone dressing in my clothing.
Why is there some troll masquerading in my own attire and mimicking my 8loodlines quirk. Yet, they still remain an imperfect copy, for their right horn 8ears a distinct, tell-tale vari8tion that gives the deception away. #dashwatching
#corvidposting https://i.imgur.com/9dvPTGQ.png
Diary Entry #2 She's as beautiful as she is intelligent. It's really no+t fair at all, but in the best way po+ssible...
Sorry to the 142 people online who are adopted, that was me adopting you.
Diary Entry #1 This weekend was quite a fun time. No+t o+nly did I get to+ see Aranea again (and she lo+o+ked even mo+re stunning in that dress I made her than I had even dreamed), but I also+ go+t to+ meet a funny little fello+w called Clo+ver, and intro+duce him to+ the co+ncept o+f Pitch ro+mance. Apparently, Leprechauns have similarly multitudino+us styles o+f ro+mance and purpo+ses fo+r them, but it was nice to+ talk to+ so+meo+ne abo+ut what relatio+nships entailed within Tro+ll culture, while hanging o+nto+ the arm o+f a particular beautiful blue lady~ And this afterno+o+n, she actually invited me o+ver fo+r a less cro+wded, mo+re intimate time to+gether, so+ I'm very much lo+o+king fo+rward to+ that. I keep finding myself thinking abo+ut her... I wo+nder if she sees my co+ntinued attempts at getting clo+se to+ her as my pro+jecting issues fro+m my ex, and that tho+ught co+ntinues to+ wo+rry me. Especially as the mo+re we talk, and the mo+re time we spend to+gether, the mo+re clear it beco+mes that while they may be the same perso+n, in that they're bo+th a versio+n o+f Aranea, they co+uldn't be mo+re different as individuals... I mean, she didn't sto+p talking to+ me after o+ur brief fo+ray into+ the prize tent, o+r the bo+at ride, to+gether, at the carnival... So+ I suppo+se that's so+mething... But we also+ haven't do+ne anything mo+re than ho+ld hands, since then... With any luck, she'll get back to+ me, so+o+n, abo+ut what so+rt o+f o+utfit I sho+uld wear, to+ co+me o+ver, and maybe I can gleam so+me insight fro+m her respo+nse?
This Chittr is exclusively for Porrim to use as a liveblog/online journal. In character, she doesn't know that it's set to Public, instead of Private, so she's not going to comment on anyone liking or reacting to her posts.
youre such a romantic aranea i think its sweet! i have all the time in the world so i want to wait for that special someone that really clicks and i hope you find someone whos much the same!
yeah that kind of contact first emotion second intimacy can wear you down. i feel you and i'm sorry you've gone through it!
I'm not exactly lookin' to settle down, but even I know that you gotta let a gal feel special and not like they're a distraction or nothin'. Just 'cause a relationship might be fleetin' doesn't mean it won't be one that sticks with you, I say.
I saw something today I wish I hadn’t. Not because I cannot bear it, because I know it will happen again.
⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Captain's Log ----------- #journal #viewed-oocly #inperson #narration #violence #teaparty ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ~ On the 19th ~ ------ Despite the inexcusa8le hour at which I finally retired, my rest was unexpectedly tranquil. Sleep, however, remained a stranger for some time; my palmhusk was 8esieged 8y many notific8tions. Among them were messages from a smug Doctor, several fresh 8eforan's of my own cur8tion, and an interesting confession from one of the few humans I find remotely tolera8le, a casual admission to homicide. My m8tesprit drew a 8ath at my return, a restor8tive lull that managed to purge the psychic rot I had carried home from that wretched tea party. I still question why I continue to frequent these gatherings. I have no desire to align with their faction, nor do I intend to 8e conscripted into their machin8tions once more. I hold these people in utter contempt, yet they represent a chapter of my life so sequestered that even those the pu8lic deem as my fellow 'ancestors' remain ignorant of it. While my peers here preoccupy themselves with trivial grievances, I am 8urdened 8y a clearer, colder vision of the hollow vanity that is Alternia. They squander their existence proselytising over caste-issues or weeping over the dissolution of fated rel8tionships. They fail to grasp that our autonomy was an illusion; our lives, in that era, were utterly devoid of significance. I had entertained the hope that seeing the Handmaiden might offer a shred of solidarity, one of the only others who shared a recognition to this profound ennui 8ut her focus has drifted elsewhere, to other company. In ages past, my presence in the manor was a matter of tutelage, sequestered away during lessons 8ecause Alternia could ill afford the sight of a lusus-coloured faceless mutant on its land. A mere acknowledgment from someone who survived that shared torment would have 8een… familiar. ------ A week prior, I held court at my own event. I extended an invit8tion to that same Doctor who seemingly met his end last night, the agreement was for him to hold his counterpart at 8ay. He did his part to ensure the evening remained free of arson or cheating. Indeed, my casino night was a triumph of decorum; no one perished, and no one was reduced to ash. The most noteworthy transgression was a futile attempt 8y the Midnight Crew to plunder a vault that existed only within a dream. They are welcome to their phantom currency. I found far greater satisfaction in the company of my matesprit and the coffers I filled at the expense of my guests. I should 8e cele8r8ting, 8ut I anticip8te something far ominous to 8e a8le to relax now. The figurines depicted in the image of the guests who arrived to the tea party felt like a warning. Though I do not expect the intelligence of the others would 8e high enough to see anything in it like I have.
As if he needs anything else to+ fuel that particular bit o+f his ego+. But yes, it is, and I can o+nly imagine the so+rt o+f no+nsense spin he is go+ing to+ put o+n this when he wakes up.
My tho+ughts exactly. O+pinio+n o+f the o+ther party no+twithstanding, it do+es put an unfair pressure o+n him to+ re-evaluate o+r o+therwise give co+nsideratio+n to+ so+mething he clearly do+es no+t want by putting it o+ut there publicly fo+r all to+ see.
I know what you are, you are nothing if not a means to an end. Then allow me to move your mortuary d8te closer.
You would not even 8e a8le to reach my knee cap, let alone move me in any way that matters. Stuffing will 8urn faster than any skin, and when I'll eventually survive I'll have my eye on something else of yours.
That is the realis8tion, although I find even 8y the standards in which I remem8er my timeline iter8tions, these ones in comparison seem completely devoid of common sense and plagued 8y the teenage o8session with copul8tion more than anything.
Unfortun8tely it appears those who hail from my era are utterly 8raindead. I had considered this a place to potentially increase connections with those from a time now since a8olished into legend 8ut the individuals who come through are no less as childish.
Do not threaten to set a woman on fire, who has tamed a dragon once severed 8y it and survived. You will not intimid8te me, and I will see to it that you 8urn. #violence
Could this 8e an end of a dream That 8looms like roses in the haze Is this a way to heaven That I'd never seen 8efore But when I got to heaven You closed the door.
Evening.
I would share the nature of the 8lades I forge for commentary, however, until certain entities are o8liter8ted none shall experience this 8lossom.
A crew mem8er informed me it would 8e wise to provide this event with a proper hashtag. Hence I shall use #casinonight
Let the Doctor 8elieve he can threaten my event. His efforts are futile. If he values his head, he will stay away, lest he shall play upon the 8illiards ta8le as its cue8all. #casinonight #violence
Why go to a sleep over, when a casino is right here. #casinonight
If that was the case, you would have never passed the 8rooding trials.
I see, I shall place the du8iously knife-shaped item in my coat away.
She is simply envious that no one loves her.
The truth does not sink. It floats.
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https://i.postimg.cc/fLX5ZJX4/what-the-fuck.png (( I cannot post this in character because SHE WOULDN'T DO THIS, but this is what @orphanerDualscar and Mindfang's DM's exchanges feel like half the time they talk. ))
It is in the 8est interest that I slum8er earlier, however I have always o8served closely the hours of dawn.
I see the opening night has landed on quite the stormy day. #casinonight
Hm, I should have made competitive chess apart of the 8etting roster #casinonight
While men who do not matter desire to kill me, I will 8e at the casino 8etting it all on 8lack with a alluring lady 8eside me. #casinonight
When the worst person you know, d8tes the second worse person you know. #dashwatching
I was not aware humans carried that many weapons on them. #casinonight
They were rather pleasant, but don't take that to mean your absence was not felt
No problem Arenea, missed ya, but understandable
The puppet who writes an onomatopoeia every hour.
Someone 8r8k that fucking clock already.
How amusing you say that, when an artist can simply discard of a 8rush for another anytime they deem necessary. Your placement is temporary, then, until they decide you no longer serve as an effective tool.
You serve regardless, just its opposition.
Given your current present8tion of imagery, that has already come to pass.
If you know what is good for you, you will o8liter8te the title you have presented openly here.
Evening, I seem to 8e long 8ehind on writing.
Let us anticip8te your eager sense of justice will prevail then. Such cargo deliveries are often deposited in certain areas, in which I shall attach a detailed map on how to loc8te it and the usual time deposits are rumoured to 8e offloaded onto the pier.
Search*
Such cargo does not rest within the hold, 8ut within the mind. Any questions you have may 8e forward priv8tely and I shall such the mental li8rary if anything may satisfy you.
It would 8e easier if you told me what you are looking for.
A detour can 8e arranged for any potential clients who seek such deliveries. Arrival can 8e expected within a few weeks, depending on the quantity ordered.
Well to repeat myself, some of the selections in said hold are Rum 8arrels, Wine crates, Salted fish, Dried meat, Coffee and Cocoa 8eans, To8acco 8ales, Flour sacks, Rice 8ags, Spices, Tea chests, Cotton 8olts, Wool cloth rolls, Leather hides. Tar and pitch 8arrels, Iron ingots, Copper 8ars, Gunpowder kegs, Cannon8alls, Flintlock muskets, 8lades, Lanterns, Candles and 8eeswax.
Does anyone require anything, I have quite the over a8undance of cargo.
https://i.postimg.cc/0ywQrzRj/Promo-4-13.png Now, given the fact the events hosted prior have 8een chaotic and devoid of organis8tion, I shall 8e introducing a series of nights dedic8ted with proper schedule throughout the 12th and the 14th of what many of you deem as 'April'. This will 8e a venue hosting gam8ling, so wrigglers are not welcome. Currency such as 8eforan/Alternian Caegars, Sgru8 currency such as Grist or 8oondollars are converti8le. Entry will 8e free, with a 8ar area to sport. As this we8site does not hold the technology to provide the equipment necessary, it shall 8e hosted in a venue where transport8tion is easier to supply. Get here early, if you want to particip8te so my security can approve your arrival ahead of time. The conditions: https://www.tumblr.com/ghostshipofficial/808396162870673408/join-ghost-ship-today?source=share #gambling #casinonight
>=>}#casinonight Here In The Lounge With Atlas!!! Or Uh @obliqueselenophile. Enjoying The Tea And CCompany, May Tonight Go On Forever! https://file.garden/adr2oz6hmw6ehcpu/casino%20night%20selfie%20with%20atlas.png -9-
ah, the temptations of having a body separate from my brother, even if only for a while, and in this odd little dream. oh well, plenty of chances when the time is right! #casinonight
>=>}Im Hearing About #casinonight And Im Deeply CCurious On Where This CCan Be Found. I CCould Use A Place To Meet Up With Some Folks For A Little. -9-
I find myself, for once, among guests rather than beneath the weight of expectation. How novel. This particular gathering has elected to dress chance in velvet and call it entertainment. I suppose I can appreciate the effort. There is a certain honesty to a place where fortunes are lost openly, rather than negotiated in quiet rooms with polite smiles. Do not misunderstand me. The outcomes here are no less inevitable. Still, I will lend my presence. Consider that an endorsement, if you are the sort who finds comfort in such things. Play your hands. Place your bets. Pretend, briefly, that the turn of a card is anything but foregone. I will be watching. I will not be playing. That would be too easy. #casinonight
I t)(ink at some point you s)(ould realize we're t)(e determinating factor in w)(at is s)(ameless and crass! 39) And sister, I'm s)(owing t)(at blue collar work is a t)(ing to )(ave pride in! S)(out out to all my janitors and maids 38)
oh! hehe, sounds fun.
casino night??
thanks aranea. :)
i have been procrastinating going to bed for 6 hours. time to fix that. good night everyone.
[a photo of an Alternian night sky. Very clear and free of fog, clouds or light pollution, and partially blurred with the distinct blur of a photo being taken by someone who cant hold the camera still enough. Bordered by the tiniest points of the treetops around the camera]
i figured it wouldn't link properly but thank you for letting me know anyway. i just wanted to make the joke heheh.
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THERE’S A #CASINONIGHT I WANT IN.
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https://info.sonicretro.org/Casino_Night_Zone ?
3833 < I'm gonna scare you, ok? > 3833 < Does this: > https://64.media.tumblr.com/f6767a4646e24d32c7613bcbd081f5e3/494bbc98fc719fdd-d8/s2048x3072/7851dc72956cf78bef5c46804842545aa6397bbf.jpg
Much appreciated. My rest was go+o+d, fo+r o+nce, no+w that I've eased up o+n trying to+ rush to+ finish all o+f my pro+jects. Thank yo+u fo+r asking.
ah yes. hyperb0lic time chamber f0r that 0ne in particular.
wELL OF COURSE, yOU ARE SEEN THAT WAY, i WILL KEEP THIS IN MIND FOR, tHE FUTURE THOUGH, tHANK YOU }:)
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W)(AT DO YOU M--------EAN YOU BOUG)(T A MILKMAID?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I still find myself reflecting on the photographs of the Artemis II that one of my alternates posted and getting a little 8it sentimental. It's wonderful watching earthlings slowly and gradually work their way through space. The last fly-8y around their lunar satellite was fifty years ago, and I find it really endearing how excited they were. It leads one to remem8er that at some point, even trollkind were taking their first few hesitant steps 8eyond our cosmos, and it's easy to take that 8eginning for granted when we were a starfaring civilization for hundreds of sweeps longer than humans. There was a time where, however 8rief, we looked up at the moon(or moons, depending on who you asked) and wished to see what we looked like from its perspective.
I'm running to+ be imperial elect o+f #freakyfriday at the mo+ment.
Freaky Friday? No. Fat 8east Friday. #fat8eastfriday https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/363209096134000652/1492173194419765301/20260409_004313.jpg?ex=69da5e14&is=69d90c94&hm=b60babd3cf695adcf233a2ebd5e88b59fea03eeb1a1ec522b19601dac2bc0acc&
Any time, blue and bashful.
This is SO cool. Amazing picture, amazing context... space is awesome. Thank you for sharing, Aranea.
what a lovely image! i’ve always foUnd myself fascinated by space, for perhaps obvioUs reasons. thank yoU for sharing, dear!
Wonderful picture, truly breathtaking.
I tho+ught it was interesting.
((contrary to what my muse thinks i think this is so fucking cool holy shit i love this thank you))
you better be careful saying nice stuff, or you'll wind up with a friendly ear and a warm drink!
It is such a lovely day outside, yet I cannot seem to shake the sleepy feeling overcoming me. I was hoping to run some errands, but I may have to put it off until the weekend. At least I managed to clean the manor.
pampering people is fun i like making people feel special and welcomed. like yeah of course you matter cmere.
|| & ggoodd morningg/afternoon/eveningg :> have a nice dday
No+ I was being genuine. Then I remembered ho+w ado+rable yo+ur pretty blue blush is and changed my mind.
Being single is nice. I refuse to+ be defined by o+thers. I'm my o+wn tro+ll.
Yes, well it has been a long road… lot a… roads less traveled situations But it seems to have work. The work is steady, and I have enough coin to live the life I always wanted, so that’s something I guess
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people say sleep is for the weak but what about the dream bubbles? what if i want to visit those huh??
all i need is a woman to top me while she scratches me behind my ear :P #nsfw
what's the event, serket? :O
OKAY. LET'S START WITH THE OBVIOUS TRUNKBEAST IN THE ROOM AND ADDRESS THE FACT THAT NO, I AM NOT THE FIRST 'ME' ON HERE. TRUST ME, I'VE WEATHERED THIS PARTICULAR STORM BEFORE. IT'S AN ODD, EXCRUCIATINGLY DISGUSTING FEELING BEING ONE IN A SEA OF FUCKING MORONS WHO CAN'T TELL BULGE FROM SQUAT, BUT I'M WILLING TO BE THE BIGGER MAN HERE AND TOSS MY COIN IN THE POOL. I'M ONLY HERE BECAUSE MY '''FRIENDS''' SAID IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO BE KEEPING TABS ON THE WIDER GOINGS ON OF PARADOX SPACE WHILE THE NEW WORLD STABILIZES, AND FOR ONCE THAT'S NOT THE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD. SO YES. HELLO. I AM KARKAT VANTAS, AND YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE LEVEL OF EXHAUSTION THAT I AM CURRENTLY OPERATING ON JUST HAVING TO WATCH THE VOMIT INDUCING FREEFALL OF ALT-IDIOTS CURRENTLY ON MY TIMELINE. LET'S ALL TRY AND GET ALONG.
They're calling it the backrooms...? I don't know anymore. I've been here like a day or so. I've lost track my watch doesn't work and my phone is almost dead. I found a more comfortable spot to lounge it. But there's been this creepy aura the whole time. Fuck. Im exhausted. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d8d4e6f6618f.webp
HERES A TIP FROM THE DRIP THIS EGG DAY BE SURE THE EGGS YOURE PICKING UP ARE NOT PART OF A DIFFERENT EVENT... OR BOMBS THAT THE MIDNIGHT CREW PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE EGGS AND THEN BLEW UP HALF THE CREW! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DRIPTIP THANK YOU AS ALWAYS #DRIPTIPNATION! DRIP TIP (C) IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN PART BY ME! BECAUSE I MADE THIS!
============== ==> Log on. Well. With the talk of public execution on the discussion podium tonight, you're going to disregard that trauma and log off. ============== #narration
ah, eridan is being crUcified? well, nothing of valUe will be lost :U
Do you have any idea what your world was like before the current reigning empress?
up at an unreasonably early hour just to announce i’ve scattered easter eggs across space and time, each one packed with zany little surprises and knickknacks. collect my #eggberts, and i’ll know who’s a real one … and who’s just a freaky frog. :B
i enjoy the taste of. an olive. whether it be a black olive or a green olive. i used to not like the taste of a green olive. but then i had some that were stuffed with garlic. those are real good. have you ever had em? try em. theyre really good. surprisingly good on a salad. you should try just getting some random stuff to put in salad. broccoli is really good in there, then you dont need as much lettuce. spring onion is good too. gotta have the croutons. and also other things.
peanuts and acorns and cashews and walnuts and pistachios and also other things
:33< meows at mew fur attention then when mew go to pay attention to meow i walk away furom mew
:33< meowrning
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sUch great insight! mUch of this corresponds well with my own general research on the game, bUt the specifics are certainly illUminating. i am somewhat limited on nearby items to Use, bUt i am sUre i can find something of Use.
i feel like my type is probably embarrassingly obvious if you were to take even a small glance at my recent posts and likes and stuff.
seeing as the day…and, i *sUppose* my brother……..begin oUr game, i woUld like to pose a few qUestions from those else of yoU who have played the game! for now i will start with one: what do yoU find woUld be the best sort of prototyping to Utilize?
i've never really thought about my type, but i haven't really thought about a lot. i guess nice people??
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:33< save meow women! :33< women save meow!
3833 < Glad I was too busy to go to #EridanWeek honestly... > 3833 < I don't have a personal hatred of Eridans, I just think that if your event has a drone swarm it might not be for me! > 38XX
of which there are many!!! girls stay winning!!
by the way i'm a lesbian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! girls!!!!!!!!!!!!! women!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ladies!!!!!!!!!!!!!! madams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #lesbian #yep
:33< good meowrning
I am the number 1 hater of #eridanweek I think I am finding out
Lapsang souchong with a touch of honey does the mind and body good. Especially with shortbread. #teaposting
Are you the Necronomicon? Because you're making parts of me awaken that should have remained dormant at a terrible cost to my immortal soul.
I Got One More Line! This Is For You @araneaserket ! are You A Washing Machine? Because I Want To Put A Dirty Load In You. #nsfw
...oh, whatever, i'll try one too. are you a movie? because i'd like to stare at you anywhere between an hour and three hours!
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I appreciate your thoughts. I'll ruminate on what you've said, and try to remind myself that for all that I have become a symbol to other trolls, I am still but a troll myself. Thank you.
The site crashing was penance for all of the Eridan Week posts. Either it dies, or the site does. #MakeYourChoice
yall ever sea anotter version of you actin so completely wrong that you can barely resist the urge to go "i would not fuckin say that"
There is no shame in having doubts, insecurities, or fears. I would like to share one of mine, so that you know you are not alone out in this broad reality of ours. Sometimes I find myself caught in my own reflection, wondering; Do I speak for the people because I am the Signless, or am I the Signless because I speak for the people? Where does the line between nature and action lay, and how broad is it? How blurred? I believe I am doing the right thing, and I believe I am doing it for the right reasons. But who am I to say how that defines my character to others?
Unsuspecting visitors at #feltmanor right now: https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-10-2024/ZGvaxO.gif
the sarswapagUs will call to me not far too long from now. in the spirit of the mischief of the holiday, i am more than open to reqUests for what …sUrprises he may awaken to!
I AM BEING SHOVED IN THE DARK GREEN ROOM FOR MY PRANKS AND JOKES I'VE PLAYED. IM SORRY ABOUT THE BEAR AND THE BOAR I RELEASED.
((It took me one day to break before I made her too, lol. Anyways, owner of @thegoodScratchdoctor and @unendingUroborus here! This account is for the Bloodswap Calliope, who is the sister of the latter- or Uraeus, if you want a way to differentiate her! As with Uroburos she doesn’t have much in the way of pre-existing lore, but any that develops over time will be added here. Some things about her: - She loves trolls and the cast of (her version of) Homestuck- in the possessive sense, where they are things for her to enjoy and “favorite characters” more than people in their own right. - Manipulative and deceitful, putting up a cheerful front and actively working to try to make people like her, even if her compliments and cheerfulness can sometimes be backhanded - Likes to sow discord by pitting those she has “befriended” against people she dislikes or who distrust her Also, for the record (and I don’t know if this matters in any way but I’m paranoid about things) I’m a guy IRL!
Rough oceans ahead. I will 8e contacta8le in priv8te messages only for a time. ================================================================================ THE CAPTAIN IS OFFLINE. ================================================================================
seeing so many variations on that which i know on this website since i joined has trUly been inspiring! so many new theories to make, so mUch to analyze and compare! so mUch more new fUel for my creative endeavors. a trUe treasUre trove.
If they were all romantic, the universe would have ended by now.
Well there is tell of a sort of mythical figure known as Patrick who some say was the first leprechaun! Though I don't know about all that! It's just sort of a day where we show our romantic affections towards each other! Cards and chocolate that sort of thing!
based on what i know about valentines, not exactly! there's some courtship aspects four SURE but it's also not as if every jape that happens today is romantic.
#dapperposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b48f116e2a04.png
i hope whoever likes that one couch in the manor is good with heights. or the tables... actually that whole room is gonna be fun. dont trip over the chandelier!
OH YOU ALL MUST GO AND SEE WHAT LIES IN THE LIME ROOM!
now, if you find yourself hesitating to open a door- like some sense of utter dread has taken you? not to worry! just open it. i promise there is not an avalanche of rubber bouncy balls behind it.
HERES ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! TODAY IS APRIL FIRST WHICH IS A DAY OF LIES AND PRANKS AND TRICKS AND MEANNESS! DO NOT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON THIS DAY FOR IT IS THE DAY KNOWN AS "APRILS FOOLED DAY!" IM PRETTY SURE ITS WHEN THE "APRIL" COLLECTIVE PLAYS "FOOLEDS" ON US ALL! STAY SMART #DRIPTIPNATION! STAY SMART AND STAY SAFE! THIS HAS BEEN ANOTHER #DRIPTIP! DRIP TIPS WILL ALWAYS BE REAL AND NEVER BE PRANKS OR JAPES OR EVEN RIDDLES!!! THIS IS THIS NOBEL REPORTERS HARD STANCE AND I WILL NOT COMPROMISE ON IT!
Take a moment to tell someone important to you that you love them. Life is too short to miss that opportunity.
h3yyyyy s3rkz!!!
3833 < It seems like a lot of people here don't quite know what timelines, timeline dooming, and timeline stability are, and I'm not a time player or the sprite of a time player, but I can say: > 3833 < If you see a stranger, you are probably not in the same timeline as them. Aliens, mutants, hybrids, humans—You will see a LOT of things that do NOT make sense to you! And honestly, you need to learn to cope with that. Why do we need to learn to cope with things we do not like or understand? > 3833 < Because you can't really do anything about it. You can scream, cry, beg, and thrash, but it will amount to nothing but misery for you. So consider giving fewer fucks and having a nap! It will do you a LOT more favors than trying to shoot at ghosts. > 38pp
Gotta say, the politeness is a breath of fresh air; good evening yourself, ma'am. Now I didn't choose it myself, it was given to me, but it's a weapon that's grown on me. Real versatile in and out of combat. Wouldn't trade it for anything else.
Another successful visit on behalf of the Bake-A-Wish foundation. Although I can't help but question the clouded judgment of some of these unfortunates. You're only going to get, what? Four or five more years out of your reanimated grandmother? Meanwhile, the alternative offering of the FULL Betty Crocker suite of household products will still be in your household fifteen years from now. Oh well. No accounting for taste.
Perhaps there will 6e a next time, d9n't w9rry.
Oh hey there cutie pie. Where you been all my life.
Oh fuck. I been out for 6 hours. The fuck? OH FUCK OH FUCK IT WAS THE SANDWICH.
It's o+dd to+ think that all Kankri needed was a feminist upbringing to+ beco+me the mo+st likeable tro+ll in the shared histo+ry o+f Alternia and Befo+rus.
oh so nooooooow you like my chit
A little bit o+f bo+th, perso+nally.
I am personally a late sleeper due to being able to withstand the sun, I hope you have a good one tbough Ego sum ira Domini.
mornins are inherently not good loaded statement
late sleeper in this case. all stircrazy!
For as many of my pals as there are afoot i have yet to see the most supportive and kindly of them all! If only dear erisolsprite were to turn up here i just know hed be giving me a proper talking to and all sorts of wisdoms and advice of which i would take promptly and to heart. He was such a good listener not a day goes by that i dont remember the great times we had like when he flipped me the bird and floated away or like when he raised his other middle finger and did the exact same thing a second time but in the opposite direction.
vwhy do you sound like a homeless guy vwhos just took a hit of salvwia in a parking lot? are you cats seeing this?
I'M MEANT TO SUFFER, BABY THEY'VE ALREADY DECIDED HOW THEY'RE GOING TO TORTURE ME MAKE MY LIFE A HELL #LYRIC #BLOWINGUPAFTERCHITTING
>([i made some s’mores, would anybody like one?]
Rareposting https://i.imgur.com/bxUcMe5.png
Just when one is to 8elieve the Orphaner is at the 8ottom of the 8arrel, he is smitten with the magical leprechauns.
Personally, I quite enjoy watching the 8uffoons from other crews discussing openly their plans for escape.
There are two conceiva8le readings of your statement. One posits that you somehow managed to 8oard a spacecraft departing from Alternia and, against all expect8tions, survived your f8te. The altern8tive suggests the opposite, that you are, in fact, wandering through the Dreamlands. Which is it?
The entirety of your caliginous offerings would merely 8e a torrent of online posts every few minutes? One must wonder whether you still retain a crew at your disposal, with you as its Captain I'd wager they're all that royal 8easts meal.
Outline the regul8tions you envision? Since the people of Alternia are not renowned for sparing those they vanquish. How injured are you willing to receive?
I am indifferent to perfumed meadows; I am a woman who plum8s the stark expanses of the sea, and with the cadence of my utterance I summon the thunder of cannon fire. Let the sylvan realms succum8 to rot and decay, tangled in putrid weeds. I do not linger there.
Which weapon tempts your inclin8tion, knife or sword?
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I shall confine my attention to a select su8set of my followers, steering clear of the primary posting arena until the overall morale improves and the stream is free of frivolous contri8utions.
3833 < Being 4'4" has its perks! > 3833 < I find coins and trinkets so much faster than my gargantuan compatriots. > 38pp
Hey baby, any inquiries about felt business and leprechaun can be found in my DMs. ;) I HAPPEN TO BE THE BOSS, IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW.
i am indeed! it's a part of me, always. what kinda deal is yours?
(( peak tbh
always nice to be appreciated!
The Orphaner admits that his self-portr8t was deli8er8tely co‑opted for the sole purpose of Imperial propaganda, and still there are those who are duped 8y said illusion of propaganda.
justD'd.
the rewward is that the number goes up
NEITHER HAVE I, SISTER.
"He taught that division is often taught first, because division is cheaper than chains and often times stronger." #WordsoftheSignless
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good morning everybody! sun is nice and bright today and i'm ready to get goin' :) hope all of you get a chance to get some fresh air today!!
lol, i mean thats the only solution i can think of but there's a decently enough solution other than that.
uuuuuh user an image linking platform that wvont quirk?
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Apologies if it's come off as insensitive. I've never understood *why* the lime caste was persecuted so much, and I can't really seem to get a straight answer anywhere, so I hoped a frame of reference for which is the hardest to live as would give me something to go off of.
Good morning. #Coffee #MyCoffee #FolgersCoded https://i.postimg.cc/kXZKYWmH/IMG-5921.jpg
(( Lmaooo lwk why I have my notes app up on my PC to ensure I don't sound like a fool in my post Ur doing a good job tho dw :3 I think its fitting
Day is absolutely stuffed with meetings. I'll see you all in approximately eight hours.
I do not believe we have post deletion as of yet.