♦ pitied by @askewArcheologist
To 8e honest, a M8spritship would 8e nice..
you guys evver yearn big on yearnin recently im in my yearn era #yearnmaxxin
If mmy kismesis knew that none of my 5 boyfriends were replying two my drunk ttexts he would neverl et me live it down #substance #whatthe #fuck
>([damn i #ave to go into t#e woods now cuz of t#is embed fail]
A shame I am not kissing anyone as of now.
^^ My favorite employee is a scrappy little rusty who drops whatever she's holding every time I look at her dead on, but don't tell her coworkers that. ^^
Human Bulge Review: 8/10 i Don't Know If All Humans Are Around The Size As The One I Dealt With, But It Was Just Smaller Than My Bulge And Too Stiff To Move As A Troll's Bulge Would. It Also Wasn't Tapered So Penetration Was A Significant Challenge. On The Bright Side, They Don't Produce Genetic Material To The Same Degree As A Troll So The Bucket Was Not Needed. All In All I Would Experience It Again. #nsfw
y'know it's funny, i spEnt morE timE on this sitE on thE days i was working than on my day off. wEird.
it's that time of day where most people are offline and rest of us are left for ourselves
all i need is a woman to top me while she scratches me behind my ear :P #nsfw
hate is a very strong feeling woah #vagueposting
theyre gonna WRING me for my GOOP
i accidentally clicked on eridan's profile without realising and for a minute there i thought my whole feed was nothing but eridan posts. the horrors i live through in day to day life would kill a god
im getting pity ratiod i fucking hate this site these new reaction dynamics are unfettered soggy swamp ass
((I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FENDED OFF THE EVIL TUMMY ACHE. CHEER FOR ME.))