♦ pitied by @askewArcheologist

beer over. bottle looked awesome hitting the rocks. getting up and moving on. but not movign on. you know? on to the next #phuntrsawesomequest #substance

I think I am coming to understand all the fuss about the troll quadrants, especially kismesissitude. #Kismesis #TrollQuadrants #VaguePosting

be happy today. somebody loves you (me)

cannt we all get alonng?

i had a wonnderful walk. i hope everyonne. also had a wonnderful nnight.

take deep breaths with me. slow downn for a minnute the days cann be tough sometimes. but you have always. gottenn through them. thats somethinng to be proud of.

somethinng.

i wish i could / stay at a friend's hive right now / i don't wanna be here / ugh

I think people need to get more unhinged about pitch romance.
I thhhink hhhhhh... for me, thhhe amount of thhhings I'm willing to. HHH. HHHhhh. Admit? Goes up exponentially as thhhe sun rises. HHHhhhhhh
||4/4 struggling n♮t t♮ get ♭lack ♮r re♩ feelings f♮r my m♮irail f♮r the stupi♩est reas♮n ||4/4 the shit they ♩♮ is s♮ fucking h♮t an♩ i hate that its h♮t st♮p ♭eing h♮t y♮u fuckwit ||4/4 ♭ut they're s♮ fucking cute when ♩♮cile f♮r me ||4/4 fml #nsfw

Oh, t'be swept off m'feet by someone dashin'... fantasizin' again and I shouldn't be heheh
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To 8e honest, a M8spritship would 8e nice..
you guys evver yearn big on yearnin recently im in my yearn era #yearnmaxxin
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i'm in the mood for a little treat

A shame I am not kissing anyone as of now.

^^ My favorite employee is a scrappy little rusty who drops whatever she's holding every time I look at her dead on, but don't tell her coworkers that. ^^

Human Bulge Review: 8/10 i Don't Know If All Humans Are Around The Size As The One I Dealt With, But It Was Just Smaller Than My Bulge And Too Stiff To Move As A Troll's Bulge Would. It Also Wasn't Tapered So Penetration Was A Significant Challenge. On The Bright Side, They Don't Produce Genetic Material To The Same Degree As A Troll So The Bucket Was Not Needed. All In All I Would Experience It Again. #nsfw

looking for someone to brush my tail :B
y'know it's funny, i spEnt morE timE on this sitE on thE days i was working than on my day off. wEird.

it's that time of day where most people are offline and rest of us are left for ourselves

all i need is a woman to top me while she scratches me behind my ear :P #nsfw

hate is a very strong feeling woah #vagueposting
theyre gonna WRING me for my GOOP

i accidentally clicked on eridan's profile without realising and for a minute there i thought my whole feed was nothing but eridan posts. the horrors i live through in day to day life would kill a god

im getting pity ratiod i fucking hate this site these new reaction dynamics are unfettered soggy swamp ass

((I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FENDED OFF THE EVIL TUMMY ACHE. CHEER FOR ME.))












