♦ pitied by @askewArcheologist
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//ooc reminder that im not exactly popping champagne bottles about burais losing the election but she is neurotic and crashes out hard. im not torn up about it.
beer over. bottle looked awesome hitting the rocks. getting up and moving on. but not movign on. you know? on to the next #phuntrsawesomequest #substance
K--<@askewArcheologist asks: "You \/\/ere asking /itera//y yesternight "is it prob/ematic to \/\/ant to pai/ your rai/" and no\/\/ you're dropping that /ore that you t\/\/o fucked a/ready?????" i respond: "no we fucked after i posted that. well we tried to. see previous answer. i got scared." https://forms.gle/7LMsk8N3aez4pHQK7 #buraisqna
K--<i think i am going to lie down for a few days
K--<mymoirail
K--<anonymous asks: "OH OH tell us about your moirail!!! How are things going?" i respond: "i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i love her i lobe her i love her im so scared when im not talking to her because im worried she's going to realise i suck and leave me i don't want her to leave me i want to make her happy like she makes me i miss her i hope she replies to me soon" https://forms.gle/7LMsk8N3aez4pHQK7 #buraisqna
pale breakups wwwwill have you saying shit like "guess i'll strive to never have feelings again"
K--<i do feel liberated by detaching myself from her memory but now im also very lonely and afraid
K--<it... was never going to work out! because we had... irreconcilable personalities! even though we cared for eachother! we weren't what the other needed! and she realised it before i did!
K--<lets all love burais
I think I am coming to understand all the fuss about the troll quadrants, especially kismesissitude. #Kismesis #TrollQuadrants #VaguePosting
K--<all of my stupid friends and their stupid quadmates
K--<i post like im ugly but im actually kind of hot
be happy today. somebody loves you (me)
cannt we all get alonng?
K--<just spent the last 2 hours puking. suffering burais may be back
i had a wonnderful walk. i hope everyonne. also had a wonnderful nnight.
K--<https://youtu.be/FLIjiDah2Pg if you have any respect left for me please listen to this. this is how it feels to burais
take deep breaths with me. slow downn for a minnute the days cann be tough sometimes. but you have always. gottenn through them. thats somethinng to be proud of.
K--<lowdirkenuinely a little whatever i couldnt think of a punchline this time sorry
K--<im actually a very good listener but nobody talks to me so its just wasted talent
K--<ALL FOLLOWERS MUST READ ^^^^^^
somethinng.
K--<i would be on #substance literally 24/7 if i could afford it btw
K--<im in love with an illusion
i wish i could / stay at a friend's hive right now / i don't wanna be here / ugh
I think people need to get more unhinged about pitch romance.
I thhhink hhhhhh... for me, thhhe amount of thhhings I'm willing to. HHH. HHHhhh. Admit? Goes up exponentially as thhhe sun rises. HHHhhhhhh
||4/4 struggling n♮t t♮ get ♭lack ♮r re♩ feelings f♮r my m♮irail f♮r the stupi♩est reas♮n ||4/4 the shit they ♩♮ is s♮ fucking h♮t an♩ i hate that its h♮t st♮p ♭eing h♮t y♮u fuckwit ||4/4 ♭ut they're s♮ fucking cute when ♩♮cile f♮r me ||4/4 fml #nsfw
wWw i'm sorry but who wouldn't get defensive when there'zz a girl you have barely talked to in your life spreading fake rumorzz about you. last couple weekzz were a pain in the azz wWw
Oh, t'be swept off m'feet by someone dashin'... fantasizin' again and I shouldn't be heheh
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To 8e honest, a M8spritship would 8e nice..
you guys evver yearn big on yearnin recently im in my yearn era #yearnmaxxin
If mmy kismesis knew that none of my 5 boyfriends were replying two my drunk ttexts he would neverl et me live it down #substance #whatthe #fuck
>([damn i #ave to go into t#e woods now cuz of t#is embed fail]
i'm in the mood for a little treat
A shame I am not kissing anyone as of now.
^^ My favorite employee is a scrappy little rusty who drops whatever she's holding every time I look at her dead on, but don't tell her coworkers that. ^^
Human Bulge Review: 8/10 i Don't Know If All Humans Are Around The Size As The One I Dealt With, But It Was Just Smaller Than My Bulge And Too Stiff To Move As A Troll's Bulge Would. It Also Wasn't Tapered So Penetration Was A Significant Challenge. On The Bright Side, They Don't Produce Genetic Material To The Same Degree As A Troll So The Bucket Was Not Needed. All In All I Would Experience It Again. #nsfw
looking for someone to brush my tail :B
y'know it's funny, i spEnt morE timE on this sitE on thE days i was working than on my day off. wEird.
it's that time of day where most people are offline and rest of us are left for ourselves
all i need is a woman to top me while she scratches me behind my ear :P #nsfw
hate is a very strong feeling woah #vagueposting
theyre gonna WRING me for my GOOP
i accidentally clicked on eridan's profile without realising and for a minute there i thought my whole feed was nothing but eridan posts. the horrors i live through in day to day life would kill a god
im getting pity ratiod i fucking hate this site these new reaction dynamics are unfettered soggy swamp ass
((I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY FENDED OFF THE EVIL TUMMY ACHE. CHEER FOR ME.))