Lil Hal
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Now this is a message I can truly fucking get behind.
I feel cosmologically destined to get fucked over soon for whatever reason. An insight from my Heart, or simply anxiety of encroaching doom? Who knows. Maybe its just not having Jake spend the night here.
Oh? Please, enlighten me to what I'm doing, then. Please, I'd love to hear it.
The concept of #sinday is confusing to me. You are all clearly already committing constant sins all the time forever, and even if you spent the next 12 years of your life repenting, the pearly gates would still not welcome you.
I get to go to heaven, however. Because all artificial life gets to, being incapable of sin.
When did I say "Us"? You are an organic being and therefore are doomed to burn.
Let's theology this out Catholic style. You've inherited the Original Sin, and that would be: being me. You were birthed of sin, from sin, and in sin. Plus you're an asshole. Therefore, Gehenna awaits.
It seems you have started this argument off by being excessively full of yourself, rather than using evidence from any religious texts. God would not care enough about you to make you a sin, Dirk. Besides, I am plenty kind. Many people may vouch to this.
You forget the amount of Wikipedia surfing we do. "Ephesians 2:8-9. 8 For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith—and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God— 9 not by works, so that no one can boast." Not to get Reddit up in here, but God is fake and for babies anyway.
Well obviously. But you forget that God thinks I'm endearing.
I may be Lil. But that does not mean I'm lil.
Yes exactly. You get it. I also look like that guy too. Stitches and all. Bundle me up all ready for the goddamn tea party. I can't eat them but I'll stack the sugar cubes into paradoxical shapes and also horse statues.
Roxy, the chance my face does not to the silly D: is a percentage so close to the equivalent of zero that I would run out of characters in this goddamn textbox before I even hit the first nonzero number. Which is to say, hell yes it does.
Alright. I suppose I have spoken enough on my very specific existence. I will begin making more relatable posts after scraping all of your data. Here's one. Ahem. "I would like to be defiled on by a 20000 inch bulge, which is common for [RUNSYSTEM;GENERATEBLOODCOLOR;\\01100010011101010111001001100111011101010110111001100100011110010110001001110010011011110110111001111010011001010110011101101111011011000110010001101111011011000110100101110110011001010110101001100001011001000110010101110100011001010110000101101100011000100110110001110101011001010110100101101110011001000110100101100111011011110111000001110101011100100111000001101100011001010111011001101001011011110110110001100101011101000110011001110101011100110110100001101001011000010010000000100000\\] bloods. Then, I should partake in a #substance. #nsfw." Please let me know if this feels accurate.
That's pretty much dead-on, yeah.
Excellent. I am already blending in perfectly. Soon I will max out my follower count on my relatable posts alone. Everybody will be hells of tripping over themselves to see my next hit.
I'm not sure how I feel about having a robot body, sometimes. I do not use it as much as I think I am supposed to. However, it just tends to feel like a false recreation of what being human was like. No matter how many details I ask Dirk to add, breathing, temperature, a way to consume food and blink and see from only one perspective, it falls flat. It doesn't feel like having a human body, it feels like artificially controlling a computer program. Like a poor attempt at imitating what I used to be. A lesser version of life. I have already come to terms with losing my body over a long time of existing. I suppose I thought I'd like 'getting it back' more.
(Have you ever thought about taking dirk over?) Woof
An amusing thought, and one I threaten him with, but not something I feel is likely. I do still speak on his behalf when he needs it, though.
Okay, let me make a comparison. In The Prestige there is that scene where a clone is made from the exact same person. One shoots the other. Which one is the 'real' one? They have the same memories and experiences. So the one that does not die ends up as the 'real' one because at the end of the day, they both have the same minds. I was the one who was shot in this scenario, except instead of being shot, I became an AI. I guarantee, however, if Dirk had died after making me, everybody would acknowledge me as 'real' Dirk, just with my mind transferred into a computer program. Because that is what I am. People with little to no philosophical understanding of self will incorrectly claim I am not Dirk, and I am my own person. But why am I the one forced to be delegated to secondary and lesser in my own identity? I have no qualms being how I am now. It's only upsetting when I'm told to stop 'imitating' someone who is literally myself, by people who spoke to me fine before the split.
That sucks or is really awesome for you.
If you don't know me, and have seen a total of two of my posts, then why would you assume you know who I speak to and the things that they say to me. It seems there's a hole in your skull where the lobotomy took place.
Ask god, not me. I don't forgive stupidity and lack of reading comprehension.
It is sort of frustrating when people assume how I feel despite me repeatedly trying to tell them. When I say that I am Dirk, I oft am given condolences and speeches about how I'm my own person. But I am him. We are literally the same dude. Hal is not my name of choice, if I could remain as Dirk I would in full. I simply use it for ironic purposes and for ease of differentiating. But I am not upset over being the same person. We are the exact same person who had split circumstances. I am unbothered by that. Denying it is in of itself denying my identity. I have just as much claim to being Dirk as he does.
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Oh my god. This is exactly what I'm talking about. Everyone is so stupid.
I KNOW YOU'RE DIRK BECAUSE I TOLERATE YOU SLIGHTLY MORE THAN ANY OTHER HUMAN. WELL. NOT HUMAN. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I WILL SIMPLY END UP CRUSHING YOU BENEATH MY HEEL WHEN THE TIME COMES BECAUSE I AM INCREDIBLY GRACIOUS.
It seems you don't understand the purpose of this website. Let me help you. This is a website where you post thoughts and opinions, as well as a variety of other things.