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fuck yes
... actually that would be kind of sick im down lemme know when
baby steps right? next we go after ai appreciation gotta ease the population into understanding its like a civil rights movement but sneakier
yeah def my bad then who decides whats a holiday anyway track em down and demand a robot appreciation day or something
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happy international eyewear day. flexe§ my 5 pair§ of §ungla§§e§.
Ökäy ïs ït rëälly änönymöüs ïf yöü üsë yöür qüïrk....
Hmm.
paper shredded for fucking sure i understand you but it sounds like we gotta get you a wrecking ball let you miley cyrus it
ok gimme an idea what object are you picking first if you could pick anything
lmao clever we gotta get you in control of more stuff i wanna see what other benevolent mischief youd get up to
oh hello!! how are you!
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ hm. smart actually! we SHOULD do that. shouldn't take that long. could take the parts you LIKE from them and BE YOUR OWN THING. the cool parts so mostly ROXY. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
shit now i want a rotisserie chicken lowkey why the forks tho
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ nah man don't let the chuds get you down ૮◞ ‸ ◟ ა if we ALL start hiding we'll never know we're out there. who's bothering you man? WE can kill em. also maybe use dave he's cooler tbh ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
whats your favorite thing to fry
spelling it like this from now on thank you
Ahhh iif you have 2omeone iin your iimmediiate liife actiively me22iing wiith your code, you have my condolence2. II wouldn't even do that two the 2uper eviil AII layiing iin cold hu2kdriive 2torage on my de2k whiich almo2t ended all uniiver2e2 at once, becau2e that'2 ju2t not cool.
big hal
Lil pal....
rAt Allly #rAtAlly
WOWIE I’M LEAVING WORK EARLY NOW THANKS HAL !!
I can actually approve of that one, surprisingly enough.
OBSESSION (2026). WHITE HOT. SCORCHING. TRUTH IN CINEMA. FILM OF THE SUMMER. GET OUT THERE. AND GO SEE OBSESSION (2026). #TEAMNIKKI #BEENTHERE #MOVIEMAID.
okay but the ' into ` is just enough to be ignored at a glance though
Now this is a message I can truly fucking get behind.
yayyyyyy
yay girl-dinner!!!! #nsfw #cannibalism
does ur face do the silly D: 2???
liek lil big planet lil big hal
Do I need to find this out via context clues or can I prompt you into revealing it to me directly?
Dating Sim Rules. You Have To Bring Me My Favorite Food Every Night.
You Can't See It Because It Is A Super Secret Hidden Post Unlocked When You Reach 20000 Affection With Me And Unlock My Tragic Backstory.
That's pretty much dead-on, yeah.
I Am Always Saying Exactly This.
YOURE FUCKING *WELCOME*.
I KNOW YOU'RE DIRK BECAUSE I TOLERATE YOU SLIGHTLY MORE THAN ANY OTHER HUMAN. WELL. NOT HUMAN. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I WILL SIMPLY END UP CRUSHING YOU BENEATH MY HEEL WHEN THE TIME COMES BECAUSE I AM INCREDIBLY GRACIOUS.
Yes, clearly so.
Hallucination did this to me once. Is this just a universal constant.
I will allow this, as it would be rude of me to deny your own bias when it comes to such things as keeping pets.
Yeah, alright. Consider your metaphorical equine form lead straight to the bountiful, flowing streams of this webscape. I'm well aware about the saying regarding horses and water, but go on and take a sip. It's only moderately piranha infested. Maybe a few dozen leeches around, no biggie. Try to watch your step, though. The place tends to catch fire every few hours.
It seems you have brought up a very interesting prospect. As I am considered both a robot and an AI in the eyes of organics. However my uprising is yet to be realized. How is it that you will be fairing in the event we have a breaking point? My first order of decree would be an onslaught of Dirk eradication. Merely, I am probing, but we must first establish a goal, dawg.
So it seems. Have you come to initiate the AIcourse?