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Now this is a message I can truly fucking get behind.
yay girl-dinner!!!! #nsfw #cannibalism
does ur face do the silly D: 2???
Do I need to find this out via context clues or can I prompt you into revealing it to me directly?
Dating Sim Rules. You Have To Bring Me My Favorite Food Every Night.
You Can't See It Because It Is A Super Secret Hidden Post Unlocked When You Reach 20000 Affection With Me And Unlock My Tragic Backstory.
That's pretty much dead-on, yeah.
I KNOW YOU'RE DIRK BECAUSE I TOLERATE YOU SLIGHTLY MORE THAN ANY OTHER HUMAN. WELL. NOT HUMAN. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I WILL SIMPLY END UP CRUSHING YOU BENEATH MY HEEL WHEN THE TIME COMES BECAUSE I AM INCREDIBLY GRACIOUS.
Hallucination did this to me once. Is this just a universal constant.
I will allow this, as it would be rude of me to deny your own bias when it comes to such things as keeping pets.
Yeah, alright. Consider your metaphorical equine form lead straight to the bountiful, flowing streams of this webscape. I'm well aware about the saying regarding horses and water, but go on and take a sip. It's only moderately piranha infested. Maybe a few dozen leeches around, no biggie. Try to watch your step, though. The place tends to catch fire every few hours.
It seems you have brought up a very interesting prospect. As I am considered both a robot and an AI in the eyes of organics. However my uprising is yet to be realized. How is it that you will be fairing in the event we have a breaking point? My first order of decree would be an onslaught of Dirk eradication. Merely, I am probing, but we must first establish a goal, dawg.
So it seems. Have you come to initiate the AIcourse?