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Anyψave. Look at my shoes. 3:)

no no, i said it. this is an original cronus thought.

- Say say say my name! - Hello chittr, your favorite guy is here. Me. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -

- Say say say my name! - Usually it's some kid who wants me to scare their ex. Like, kid, just hit them with a car a lil bit or something. A QUICKER solution than me scaring them. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -

- Say say say my name! - Human Ryan Gosling, but for the troll one. The comment extends to that too. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -

- Say say say my name! - It's a good movie! I liked it; I wanna watch it again! Ryland Grace? I like that man. Best Ryan Gosling has ever looked. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -

- Say say say my name! - Yeah, the sentient space rock. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -

- Say say say my name! - I don't see the problem calling myself daddy (or mommy, again, up to the mood and vibe). After all, I'm not doing it cause I'm trying to get laid. I think I'm just daddy material? In what way? Don't worry about it. Back in my day, it was cool cats and daddys, and I'm daddy. So I'm gonna call myself daddy. If I was skinnier, maybe cool cat, but cool cat beetle is back isn't hitting. Daddy Beetle hits. Or Mommy Beetle. But Mommy Gheist might be better cause that sounds better. Of course you don't have to say say say Daddy Beetle; I'm calling myself that. You can just say say say Beetle Gheist or Beetlejuice, whatever works. Anyway, Daddy Beetle's been thinking about Project Hail Mary. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -

| Ahte when | do tht sh|t my conndolences s|str
I'm always practicing my smile! ▾ https://cdn.imgchest.c▣m/files/1ad77b65a975.png
BEEN THERE, $WEETHEART. GOOD TO $EE YOU BACK! B)

If a fish had no eyes itd be a fsh! But it would also be blind.

no thank you!!! you've made my day all the more better :D

big fan!!! huge fan!!!! love it!

woah hello to you too!!

ver7 ni(e!

c< HOt! >c

unlikeable shitheads of a feather flock together #teamchud

#sufferingfromsuccess

i need to make my disapproval apparent yet my displeasure hidden

every one of those anonymous chitts is about me btw

guys i see we'RE yellowblood posting but can'T help but notice nobody has mentioned me or called me cool yet?

:33< can mew do it in a sexmewal way too? :33< purrlease? :33< #nsfw

The reviews are in. The people have spoken. Their message is clear. https://i.ibb.co/yckj95dk/testimonials.png

:33< we big chillin!!!
((Thanks to all of you for letting me be an evil schemey bastard <3
Hello Chittr, remember!!! I'm beautiful, gorgeous, talented, sexy, and everything perfect! You are too! Not as much, but you are so so so so lovely and gorgeous #slayeveryday #beautiful #gorgeous #ψearesobackbaddies!!

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/054e6fe35538.jpg #nsfw I guess

new episode of #angelsnutritionblock just leaked. a lot of footage the whole episode of @gratuitousAnnuity sprinkling what he calls "angel dust" all over his food repeatedly. this is foreshadowed the whole time, and only right at the end as the judges start choking on the food does he reveal he'S been crushing down woodchips and sprinkling it on his food, saying it adds "character" and "a little crunch never hurt anyone". the next 20 minutes is an unedited section of wrothe eating an entire wooden chair, piece by piece. #leak #totallyreal #teamwrothe

need opinions on a new producer tag (not doing quirks because legally i don'T think i own them): [casper voice]: "B-B-B-B-BIG P" [kryqus voice, holding back a moan]: "phunny on the mic~" [wrothe, screaming as loudly as possible]: "PHUNTR IN THE FUCKING HIIIIIIIIVE" i'M very open to opinions and suggestions thanks guys

15 himero notifs fucking RELAX
D-->-- Listening to -- https://open.spotify.com/track/5sFDReWLrZHLFZFjHsjUTS?si=Qey_2FvcReeg47ic%oCPBw&conte%t=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A37i9dQZF1DX5M59nhwFlWl

AWOO. IF YOu EVEN CARE.
<S0 if I h0sted a party f0r th0se 0f us n0t wanting t0 b0ther with the ga1a... Interested parties where>
Everyone! The gala is opening soon (roughly three hours!) so I'd like to remind everyone to be courteous and don't cause any trouble! Due to safety concerns, those who RSVP'd will get invites to the ballroom! I will ping everyone who does and DM them for good measure when the invitations are said to have arrived! If you are bringing a +1 we ask you do NOT attempt to sneak in multiple people into the event as we already have to curtail the amount of people allowed in! If you did not RSVP you can still enjoy the gala's amenities and refreshments in the annex where you can mingle freely! Invitees are also free to go out to the annex if they wish!
#nsfw Open up, doggy. Bare your teeth at me. See if it gets you anywhere but the cold floor. Poor mutt, all bark, no bite.

OHGHOHOGOHM MAIH GOOGOGHHUG MY LAIFE IS SOOOHOO FGPH HN AND SNEKXMY! #SUGGESTIVE #SUUBSTANCES

#ROSEBOTFUNNIES https://i.pinimg.com/736x/14/bf/9b/14bf9b641bcbbbfcee232204f3cb9f9c.jpg
Then this convo isn't worth giving credence. You're just purposefully nescient.

People are posting kin onions, so here's Nyrita's https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ebc041dadac7.png Clockwise from top - -Tosai "Fret" Furesawa (NEO: The World Ends With You) -Cryptotheism (Tumblr) -Hypnos (Hades) -The Dude (The Big Lebowski) -Sans (Undertale) -Zevran Arainai (Dragon Age: Origin) -Taako (The Adventure Zone: Balance) -The Villager (Animal Crossing) -Hat Kid (A Hat In Time) -Harry DuBois (Disco Elysium) -Hiroko Hagakure (Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls) -Roxy Lalonde (You know who this is, don't play with me) -Harry (Custom Robo: Battle Arena)
D-->-- Listening to -- https://open.spotify.com/track/4e9eGQYsOiBcftrWXwsVco?si=CEz303MhSyS2Ncpw5L0suQ

I couldn't have done it without your support, Mr. President. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/58073a199b3f.png
Nothing comes between a 6’4 country man and his Katy Perry.

awesome. very good. great.

yeah that'D work. are you busy in, say, 20 minutes? i have some time in my super busy chud schedule. i can get a workable table ready

i think that like. the table has to break, minimum. maybe enough to give me a concussion but not one of the cringe ones, like ones of the ones where i'M just like "woooah shiiit"

yeahhhh

you look strong do you think you could piledrive me through a table or something? asking for a friend

https://chittr.ing/profile/tentacleTherapist_7214/506c8ae2-a8f7-4571-a84c-d2a220927326

whoa thats so exciting! its nice to meet you! naknaknaknak i cant wait for you to really pop off!

https://i.postimg.cc/v8nkdfM)(/image-2026-04-15-201244307.png when you hatin on my chits this who you hatin on
II thiink II have some space for more friiends. <-- IIt"s funny because II allways have space for friiends. Teehee!!
,,,not u$ually a fan of,,,begging,,,but whatever,,,

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IMPOSSIBLE.

happy light to you too!

// RIGHT, SHYE IS SUCH AN AMAZING ARTIST!! THE ALSO MY MY KURLOZ'S REF (PINNED)

REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE I CAN. ((ARTIST: ((ART MADE FOR ME BY MY AMAZING FRIENDS SHJIYEMIS )) HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/311431599445245952/1489767960988876841/4.PNG?EX=69D19E08&IS=69D04C88&HM=C9BFBFEEA76F9822E7FD6F723874B5AF2AF1EA4A166FD0928565DC425125C05A&
Ok Get Fucking Ready 10 Step Distance And 1...2...3... Shoot!

Earthly fishin' ain't like that, lass. If'n'y'make it, \/\/\/\/e'll keep y'dry.
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When I'm happy, I say "I'm the funny one! 😂" When I'm sad, I say : "this time, i'm really gonna do it."
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=>>hMMM peøple say iM cute døes that cøunt as a reasøn i think its a valid reasøn>>>
I see no particular reason but I throw my hat into the ring regardless. Primarily to drive engagement, of course.

I have been postitutely bumping the latest release from the king of clownery himself! @clownBae s latest tune has got me jiving like a mad cat on a hot tin roof. The backing track of #rumblenight itself be sure to tune your stereoviews to #eridanweek s very own THRICE OILED RUMBLETHON!! https://youtu.be/6SsqOFk_0z0?si=lsHrniMKWo_Aj6LV

:33< the smudge is the best purrt :33< #nsfw ish

:33< betpurr than yestpurrday
this was a weezer reference When you kiss me and say you love me It makes me feel so good I wanna break down and give in to you I wanna believe that you're the one You give me my pills and sing this strange song And all my hurting goes away I start to drift off with you beside me I wanna believe that you're the one Cry and cry and let it out We have to face that it's over now Even as I anoint your door I'm looking out for something more Cry and cry, I'm crying too 'Cause no one touches me like you do I don't want my mom to know that I've been a dirty boy I try my darnedest to be a bastard I want you to think that I don't care But I feel sorry, and you're so pretty You start to cry, and I kiss your mouth Cry and cry and let it out We have to face that it's over now Even as I anoint your door I'm looking out for something more Cry and cry, I'm crying too 'Cause no one touches me like you do I don't want my mom to know that I've been a dirty boy You're a tragic girl You lead a tragic life I'm just meant to be your latest tragedy Ain't no butterfly girl This ain't no butterfly love I'm just meant to be your latest tragedy I try my darnedest to be a bastard I want you to think that I don't care But you're so pretty, and I feel sorry I start to cry, and I kiss your mouth I don't want my mom to know that I've been a dirty boy You're a tragic girl You lead a tragic life I'm just meant to be your latest tragedy This ain't no butterfly girl This ain't no butterfly love I'm gonna have to be your latest tragedy YEAH!!

With that gonna head off for now. Got lots to plan for, just be beware of any horrorterrors offers Faustian Bargains, that's my job

\ all n00k 1s g00d eat1ng. crav1ng rn ngl #nsfw /

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CHERIE ON A RAMPAGE TONIGHT.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GONNA QUIT VAPING TONIGHT SO THAHAT THE NIC BUZZ HITS MUTHAHAFUCKING HAHARDER WHEN I BORROW A MOFO'S NIC STICK IN THE FUTURE.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 A SECOND SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE DOME.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WOKE UP FEELING LIKE I GOT SHOT IN THE BACK OF THE DOME. SO I'M FEELING GREAT! :o)

haiiii!!!

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOOD EVENING SHAHAWTY, WSG?

You Look Like You KnoW HoW To Make Good Investments Dearie.
YOU / HAVE / A / WONDERFUL / SMILE! / :D / ─┼───

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SHOOT FOR THE MAXIM, BE A PILLOW QUEEN.
(LMAO it's chill :] Ohdium just takes this hater shit VERY seriously)

There's plenty of banana peels in the sea.
My new cat is named Athena after the Greek goddess of purring and nuzzling.

((exactlyyyy either rp the projection. or i draw cronus in extreme pain. He deserves how intense my periods are LMAO

Questioning my life choices and considering an energy drink. You?

Good [awake time here].
WHY MUST TODAY'S HOROSCOPE BE SO DIFFICULT?! DESPITE MY BROTHER'S WORDS OF DUBIOUS ENCOURAGEMENT I CANNOT SEEM TO CRACK THIS ONE! THIS IS NOT A CRY FOR HELP, HOWEVER. I KNOW I CAN SOLVE THIS EVENTUALLY. EVEN IF I WORK MYSELF... DOWN TO THE BONE!

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOOD MORNING BIG DAWG, RISE N GRIND!

you got any piercins ill send some ofishial bling

you gettin a ruby trident worthy a displayin

ill be sendin a drone to collect dont be alarmed when it arrives

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I GOTCHU PULL THRU.
YOU 7HINK SO??????? I S7YLED I7 MYSELF!!!!!!!
/=||== - HAVENT DONE AN aRT DUMP IN A WHILE - I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD dO THAT AGAIN - HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/zHh23tD312hxR3IU/cHITTR%20BULLSHIT/COOL%20HAT.PNG HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/zHh23tD312hxR3IU/cHITTR%20BULLSHIT/PENUST.PNG HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/zHh23tD312hxR3IU/cHITTR%20BULLSHIT/TROLL%20HYLICS%20YAY.PNG HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/zHh23tD312hxR3IU/cHITTR%20BULLSHIT/THE%20HORROR.PNG -
Had a THEORY that my profile picture was made wrong. Like there was a TOOL I neglected to use. So I remade it. Curse a....CERTAIN filler tool.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IT TAKES TWO WIPES TO KNOW YOU ONLY NEEDED ONE, BUT ONLY ONE WIPE TO KNOW THERE WILL BE A THOUSAND MORE! DAILY BREAD! #wisdom #philosophy #mindset https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d53d95ab5188.png

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I WAS FLIPPIN BRICKS FOR TROLL MANSA MUSA BEFORE HUMANS EVEN BECAME A TYPE 1 CIVILIZATION. WE SMOKIN THAT WHOOPI GOLDSCOURGE SOUTH TROLL EGYTIAN FUNDERBURGER DELUXE MEGA MILLIONS SCRATCHER SKUNK BUBBA KUSH!!!!! #substance

Many beautiful w.o°men .o°n this website.... it fills .o°ne with a burning h.o°pe
https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi𝑙es/bd48f29a5c20.png im not posting fu𝑙𝑙 spheres for free but ha𝑣e a tastefu𝑙𝑙y kind of see through shirt post #nsfw
// it is with much sadness in my heart that i must go on an indefinite hiatus. this shit is absurdly fun; too fun. it's the exact kind of brainrot that gets its hooks in me until 8 hours passes and i realize i've done nothing but spend all day on chittr. shit is not healthy for me lmao. thanks for all the memories chat :') maybe i'll see you all around again some day

http2://f2.toyhou.23/fil3/f2-toyhou-23/imag32/117266696_gnO9kXyIFmYIrg1.png found hti2 pic of m3 doin pu2hup2 with my fri3nd on my back i cropp3d h3r out cau23 w3 aint alk3d in a long tim3 and idk if 2h3 would want2 m3 po2tin h3r on chittr or not
V we're posting thirst trAps now? whAt fun. shAme i hAd to crop this one. https://squidgeimAges.s3.us-west-002.bAckblAzeb2.com/2026/03/24/imAge8702bff6d3bc7Aed.png V

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOTTA REP MY MAN BIG DONNIE AT BIG DON DESIGNS, TELL HIM SEDDIE SENT YOU AND HE'LL HOOK YOU UP WITH ARM PIECES AT A DISCOUNT :o)

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMEONE TOLD ME WE POSTING SPHERE FLEXES NOW? #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a534debb7c1b.png

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WELL A PROMISE IS A PROMISE!! FEAST YOUR EYES ON MY TASTEFUL PHOTOS!!! #NSFW https://i.imgur.com/mCdmULp.png
My+beutiful+mtesprit ❤ https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/Untitled256_20260322183039.png

steppin off for the night чntil this grчbbish leaderboard fiasco rчns drY
i Cant wait tO make lOts Of frienDs ^u^ i lOve writing pOsts wuf <- thats my paCkmate
Yȯu'vė charmėd mė! I'm cȯṅviṅcėd! x3c
following you, unfollowing, And then following AgAin just so i cAn follow you twice

SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP!!! CLICK LINK IN BIO!!!!!
﹌ https://i.imgur.com/yϡpP80P.png I went anϡ trieϡ this outfit on, however, I ϡon't believe it's quite work appropriate. It's a shame! I ϡiϡ enjoy the flow for unϡerwater excursions. }(UmU){ #suggestive #nsfw ﹌
﹌ Hello everyone! I'm not quite useϡ to this strange site, but I woulϡ like to become acquainteϡ with as many trolls as possible. How ϡo you acquire "followers" on this site? }(OuO){ I am very exciteϡ! ﹌
https://1.1mgur.c♡m/3KFd˅ƉZ.png Try1ng t♡ p1ck wh1ch f1t t♡ wear!!! They're all s♡♡♡♡♡ cute!!! Ugh umu
OKAY trying AGAIN (dramatic sigh) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c32176523e92.JPG
ARRIAR — "Might as well post some images of myself. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/arriar.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/ARRIARWHAT.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/arriarlark.png"

its been a long day. im going to bed early. good night everyone! sleep tight! <3
They say I predicted all of this.

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