C. A. Carmine
@calicoGrievance
Just a troll that writes romance novels for shitty humans. Editor recommended that I join. He/him.
here i made something absolutely of my fucking free will, you can use it to get my wisdom (and most of you look like you need it.)
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really what everywhere?
oh boy, that gif makes me violent. at least your trolltag is fucking accurate.
i suppose i can write a story of wizard romance.
the ones with the long beards?
time to hit the hay everyone say bye dave
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somehow i think the other guy is fucking fine given everything.
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ayo what what what the fuck when did this happen
admittedly i’m not usually this fucking bold, it’s a bit beneath me but he does look more attractive on his knees and doing something more productive with his mouth than spewing on that hoofbeast shit he usually does.
‘we all know that the minions movie is peak cinema, but what are your thoughts on it’ you’re really asking me what i think about the minions movie @turntechgiveshead ? calling it peak cinema actually makes me wish that i could cry for you but my sense of disgust is getting in the way, pity. i’m going to send you a file with actual good cinema. feast your ganderbulbs on them and come back when you have a sense of true peak cinema. do not do this again or i will personally convert your rear wing into a commemorative collarbones-crushing device in the #violence type of way. i do however mildly find the fact that you exposed your trolltag impressive especially when the question is as fucking awful. oh and i didn’t watch it.
i'll watch one of urs if you watch minions this is non-negotiable
i expect a thorough review tell me all about the symbolism and themes what was the creator trying to convey with those little yellow assholes
i finally found the movie that i’ve been looking for, for actual months. like a physical copy. i should watch it with someone.
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just don’t expect anything so soon, my other job is time consuming and i have a partner who i’m not gonna ignore to sit on chittr dot ing.
whos the lucky partner
yeah aight sure
not a big fan of how you worded that strider, it’s true. here i looked up the definition for you “anonymity[a] describes situations in which the acting person's identity is unknown. ” because i’m that thoughtful.
WHO WANNA GO ON A DATE WITH ME, LOWKEY.
OKAY, I'LL BE EMBARASSING OUT LOUD.
that’s not what i fucking said shut your stupid fucking squawk gaper, you’re just sad.
i’m gonna be so gentle about this post, stop letting ‘health’ influencers fear monger you into buying their shitty diet pills. they use all the scientific names to scare you into thinking certain foods are bad and untrustworthy but lucky for you they have the solution! no they fucking don’t. they are trying to make money, do your own research. i was literally a personal trainer, so seeing personally these videos existing piss me the fuck off.
wait a second
absolutely not you’re not coming and going ‘i only eat those too, yum yum my protein chute loves this shit’, you fucking don’t.
nah just you were a personal trainer huh
it does give me a foot to stand on this type of shit, i don’t just decide to talk about things i don’t know, time to open my ignorance gash and spew random hoofbeast shit about topics i don’t know, wouldn’t that be fun and enjoyable for everyone involved? so i, yeah i’ve been one.
riiiiight right