@caligulasAquarium — #rumblenight
wwhile im not the biggest fan a the democratic process (monarchy ftww) this nevverendin strife ovver #dirkjake #jakedirk has spilled rivvers a blood ruined friendships and propelled incredible marketin campaigns for far too fuckin long therefore the wwill a the masses must be harnessed and the truth must come out i knoww i knoww wwe are shockingly bereft a the obvvious ERIDAN option believve me your complaints are heard for noww lets just get this human yaoi hullabaloo sorted out then wwe wwill get to the important shit #ivvoted #didyou? #dirkjake #jakedirk #rumblenight #rumbleindapumpkinpatch https...Read more
you all wwanted it literally evvery single one of you wwanted it so badly and it showws #itscoming #rumblenight #TWWO https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/90720f2d58b3.png #dirkjake #jakedirk #eridirkjake #rankbait
april 13th again time really tends to fly wwhen youre buildin the future dont it wwhat do you evven say in wwell wwishes to a one in ten billion vvisionary like jane crocker should i perhaps wwax poetic about the incredible wwork shes done steerin this companys capable and deservvin prongs into evvery aspect of our society e.g. baked goods lifestyle entertainment products automotivve parts arms manufacture survveillance hardwware (the list goes on) should i go in detail on her unmeasurable impact on my owwn life namely the fact i evven livve breathe and wwalk among you all to this day wwithout jane ...Read more
just got fitted for my newwly tailored #rumblenight shorts specially designed to hug my posterior wwith maximum flexibility id of just wworn the old pair from last time but those wwho wwatched the stream wwill recall the moment that jake english tore my shorts asunder wwith his bare hands for genuinely no reason leavvin me to wwriggle about in the oil wwith no friction left to stop me evven dirk wwas like wwhat the fuck man #eridanwweek