@caligulasAquarium — #eridanweek
my type are those wwho dutifully promoted #eridanwweek
i dont evven got to ask if anyone is mad at me this time #eridanwweek
feelslike someone stuck my think pan in a blender oh god i remenber all of it #eridanwweek #day6
wwho wwants candy you wwant candy #iwwantcandy #eridanwweek #night5 #fivvenightsateridanwweek
#disclaimer #psa those wwho attend tonights evvent at #eridanwweek #iwwantcandy wwill be required to sign a wwaivver and partial NDA the details a wwhich wwill be elaborated on at the moment you come aboard your transport for the evve #imcoming
wweirdly the amporium gift shop wwas completely unharmed #eridanwweek
"i lovve the name of honor more than i fear death" -gaiius julius caegar #eridanwweek #day5
if @archivveAddict got injured or science forbid badly injured in that fuckin nuke i mighta actually flowwn off the deep end and made unchained eridan look like the wwoke highblood in my zealous fervvor for the extermination a dissidents #eridanwweek
can wwe PLEASE stop ovverwworkin my drones i mean janes drones you dont evven wwanna knoww howw much money it costs to rebuild all this shit constantly anywway wwe wwill be back tomorroww if youre dead and not readin this then read it after jane gets you sorted #eridanwweek
the ineffectivveness a that doomsday devvice or wwhatevver in actually killin anyone feels nostalgic to me somehoww #memories #eridanwweek
can evveryone stop doin fucking terrorism at my wweek you guys its rude as shit #eridanwweek
// PUMPKIN PARTY IN DA ERIDAN PATCH...... IT'S NIGHT 4....... A NIGHT 4 RUMBLING.....!? #eridanweek #imcoming https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek#
to the filthy stinkin rogue wwho snuck into my trailer and snatched my neww shorts your days are fuckin numbered and i knoww wwhat the number is unfortunately for you the showw wwill go on ill do this shit in pants if i got to or none at all if english hasnt changed his trouser tearin wways #eridanwweek
just got fitted for my newwly tailored #rumblenight shorts specially designed to hug my posterior wwith maximum flexibility id of just wworn the old pair from last time but those wwho wwatched the stream wwill recall the moment that jake english tore my shorts asunder wwith his bare hands for genuinely no reason leavvin me to wwriggle about in the oil wwith no friction left to stop me evven dirk wwas like wwhat the fuck man #eridanwweek
"i came i saww i conquered or should i say i saww i saww i conquered #icame" -troll pitbul #eridanwweek #day4
mcq is on evveryone shut the fuck up and wwatch the livvestream #eridanwweek #mychemicalquadrant
https://files.catbox.moe/xfryiu.png #eridanwweek #day3
im just sayin its kinda bullshit nobody did the scarf shibari one #eridanwweek
i had better see some bulbshadoww and fuckin bangs out here tonight #eridanwweek #mychemicalquadrant // https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek //
feelin vvery #mirthful as i loiter around by the amphora wwearin my baggy black cargo jeans wwith chains all ovver and big fuckoff shoes and a gorestained muscleshirt wwhile straight chuggin that wwicked elixir by the gallon till my digestion bladder cant take no more 3 as xaulyn wwas rollin up on damascull struttin like he owwned the wwhole assblasted stretch, BAM. a rainboww splattered blazelight burst forth from the heavvens like somebody shook the cosmic faygo bottle wway too hard 4 homeboy faceplanted instantly, horns rattlin, and he heard this double layered mystical vvoice blastin straight in...Read more
wwe are NOT OKAY #eridanwweek #mychemicalquadrants
wwho wwants to see me do a cannonball into the wwavvepool from my airship #eridanwweek
"vvidi, vvidi, vvici" -gaiius julius caegar #icame #eridanwweek #day3
evvery time you tag a chit #eridanwweek or #imcoming it actually makes me stronger i havve been steadily gainin powwer and at this point you couldnt evven call me eridan anymore im super eridan https://files.catbox.moe/jh15x2.png
no pun intended but somethin seems fishy here #eridanwweek
if you wwondered wwhy you aint seein as many trans people on trans day a vvisibility its cause they all wwent to #eridanwweek
guys #eridanwweek aint all about me not fully its about music its about art its about thrillin neww product lines from crockercorp CEO @gutsyGumshoe #amporacoin troll cher
take care playin in the wwater surroundin the #eridanwweek island if you aint a seadwweller gl'bgolyb is liable to snatch you by the frond and pull you to the briny deep #psa
"it is easier to find trolls wwho are wwillin to die than to find those wwho are wwillin to endure pain wwith patience" -gaiius julius caegar #eridanwweek #day2
despite scurrilous attempts by numerous bad actors to destroy #eridanwweek on its first night includin the vvicious murder a my descendent @twwentyfourCarat #eridanwweek is goin strong and showwin no signs a slowwin also troll bruno mars wwill be back tomorroww wwe just got to wwait for @gutsyGumshoe to wwake up you do not wwant to interrupt that wwomans beauty sleep
https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek #eridanweek
shot him a second time to be sure #eridanwweek #vviolence
that wwas an entertainin set i got to admit especially i wwas into the part wwhere the exceptionally spheresome clowwn caused the wwhole front roww to mosh itself to death #eridanwweek #marvvusateridanwweek
ill speak on behalf a evveryone in sayin nobody expected a surprise performance from @clowwnBae its about to fuckin start too so if you still find yourself en route vvia gruber xl tell the drivver to hurry the fuck up use vviolence if necessary #eridanwweek
they havve tried to keep this from happenin they tried to suppress #eridanwweek but youre all here you came
to the many inquirin minds screamin into the vvoid wwith wwitherin hope that someone anyone wwill explain wwhat #eridanwweek is obvviously its some kinda fuckin party
if youre from another univverse or wwhatevver wwe havve someone comin to get you #eridanwweek
the vvast fleet a gruber xl scuttlebuggies just got dispatched be on the lookout if you havve been dutifully chittin #imcoming to #eridanwweek you are goin to be collected
*crockercorp unreal heiress© tiaratop FLARP edition© "lethal mode" feature wwill not be avvailable for trial users attendin #eridanwweek #disclaimer #fineprint
proud to announce that wwe are partnerin wwith @gutsyGumshoe at crockercorp to bring their bleedin edge neww crockercorp unreal heiress© FVVR tiaratop FLARP edition© to #eridanwweek avvailable for purchase wwith #amporacoin TONIGHT on my awwesome fuckin airship plenty a you humanfolk on chittr havve been knowwn to CONSUME crockercorp merchandise technology foodstuffs auto parts fashion accessories and lifestyle products for swweeps noww but alternia is fresh ground for crockercorp so dont be afraid to OBEY your sense a curiosity and feel free to trial out the unreal heiress© FVVR tiaratop FLARP edition...Read more
good evvenin to my loyalists its here its time its nubday wwhich makes it #eridanwweek
its past midday so technically #eridanwweek has begun
wworkin my trigger frond to the fuckin bone buildin up an adequate cadavver stockpile such that gl'bgolyb wwill keep her vvoice dowwn throughout #eridanwweek but troll cher wwill be performin so the grind is wworth it
let that travvesty nevver be spoken of again i got an enormously urgent communique to offload upon this timeline anywway @imCher WWILL BE PERFORMIN AT #ERIDANWWEEK DATE TBD #IMCOMING
uber X wwill not be permitted transportation for #eridanwweek im sentencin all mid size scuttlebuggies to summary annihilation on sight its XL only
tea party eh alright ill just see myself to the highly advvanced technological method i use to traipse betwween realities its also howw #eridanwweek wwill wwork
only twwo more nights left until #eridanwweek kicks off on nubday the 30th bilunar perigee a the 3rd dim season featurin a livve performance from the ex frontman of #JILARVVAE @ardourCorvvidae huge night for vvisual kei fans be sure to load up on #amporacoin and chitt #imcoming to display your unwwavverin fealty to THE most important thing happenin this wwhole swweep
havve yet to receivve any return correspondence from troll cher regardin her avvailability to perform at #eridanwweek its possible she might a died in wwar or somethin but naturally evven if #shesnotcoming #imcoming
in light a the merciless poundin i suffered not evven twwelvve hours ago at the admittedly strong probin and slippery fronds a @golgothasTerror and @timaeusTestified_0414 ill make it clear that wwe aint enemies noww after this our camaraderie remains steadfast especially givven that @golgothasTerror saww fit to extend an olivve branch a sorts and shop up this banner in commemoration for #eridanwweek #imcoming #soarethey https://files.catbox.moe/ldwwdej.jpg
