@caligulasAquarium — #eridanweek
not wwatchin matesprit island too busy travversin back through time to re experience #eridanwweek all ovver again presently im in the audience at rumble night wwith a deep bitterness in my pusher knowwin itll all get blowwn up at the end but wwhat a showw
frankly my powwer is still amped after all that engagement throughout #eridanwweek so wwatch out #eridanwwar
april 13th again time really tends to fly wwhen youre buildin the future dont it wwhat do you evven say in wwell wwishes to a one in ten billion vvisionary like jane crocker should i perhaps wwax poetic about the incredible wwork shes done steerin this companys capable and deservvin prongs into evvery aspect of our society e.g. baked goods lifestyle entertainment products automotivve parts arms manufacture survveillance hardwware (the list goes on) should i go in detail on her unmeasurable impact on my owwn life namely the fact i evven livve breathe and wwalk among you all to this day wwithout jane ...Read more
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wwhy the panic its just #eridanwweek
not one single one a you is ready for this #eridanwweek encore thats about to drop
any references to my life on alternia on this account thus far havve been an elaborate larp a social experiment if you wwill i actually livve in a high rise apartment in the human kingdom cause its close to wwork #truth #truthnuke man im gonna miss taggin shit wwith #eridanwweek
ok wwell time to die for my sins or wwhatevver the fuck https://files.catbox.moe/ynuq4u.jpg #eridanwweek #gettingnailed #gore
oh god they just kept goin and couldnt see if i got enough likes to stop the wwhippin because the site wwas dowwn #eridanwweek
currently bein lashed repeatedly by a crockercorp drone in advvance a tonights festivvities #eridanwweek
theres no subvversion on this one guys jane is genuinely goin to crucify me #eridanwweek #someonehelpme #justkidding #nobodycan
"and knoww that i am wwith you alwways; yes, to the end of time" -mattheww 28:30 #eridanwweek #day7
my type are those wwho dutifully promoted #eridanwweek
i dont evven got to ask if anyone is mad at me this time #eridanwweek
feelslike someone stuck my think pan in a blender oh god i remenber all of it #eridanwweek #day6
wwho wwants candy you wwant candy #iwwantcandy #eridanwweek #night5 #fivvenightsateridanwweek
#disclaimer #psa those wwho attend tonights evvent at #eridanwweek #iwwantcandy wwill be required to sign a wwaivver and partial NDA the details a wwhich wwill be elaborated on at the moment you come aboard your transport for the evve #imcoming
wweirdly the amporium gift shop wwas completely unharmed #eridanwweek
"i lovve the name of honor more than i fear death" -gaiius julius caegar #eridanwweek #day5
if @archivveAddict got injured or science forbid badly injured in that fuckin nuke i mighta actually flowwn off the deep end and made unchained eridan look like the wwoke highblood in my zealous fervvor for the extermination a dissidents #eridanwweek
can wwe PLEASE stop ovverwworkin my drones i mean janes drones you dont evven wwanna knoww howw much money it costs to rebuild all this shit constantly anywway wwe wwill be back tomorroww if youre dead and not readin this then read it after jane gets you sorted #eridanwweek
the ineffectivveness a that doomsday devvice or wwhatevver in actually killin anyone feels nostalgic to me somehoww #memories #eridanwweek
can evveryone stop doin fucking terrorism at my wweek you guys its rude as shit #eridanwweek
alright wwho #eridanwweek
// PUMPKIN PARTY IN DA ERIDAN PATCH...... IT'S NIGHT 4....... A NIGHT 4 RUMBLING.....!? #eridanweek #imcoming https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek#
to the filthy stinkin rogue wwho snuck into my trailer and snatched my neww shorts your days are fuckin numbered and i knoww wwhat the number is unfortunately for you the showw wwill go on ill do this shit in pants if i got to or none at all if english hasnt changed his trouser tearin wways #eridanwweek
just got fitted for my newwly tailored #rumblenight shorts specially designed to hug my posterior wwith maximum flexibility id of just wworn the old pair from last time but those wwho wwatched the stream wwill recall the moment that jake english tore my shorts asunder wwith his bare hands for genuinely no reason leavvin me to wwriggle about in the oil wwith no friction left to stop me evven dirk wwas like wwhat the fuck man #eridanwweek
"i came i saww i conquered or should i say i saww i saww i conquered #icame" -troll pitbul #eridanwweek #day4
mcq is on evveryone shut the fuck up and wwatch the livvestream #eridanwweek #mychemicalquadrant
https://files.catbox.moe/xfryiu.png #eridanwweek #day3
im just sayin its kinda bullshit nobody did the scarf shibari one #eridanwweek
i had better see some bulbshadoww and fuckin bangs out here tonight #eridanwweek #mychemicalquadrant // https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek //
feelin vvery #mirthful as i loiter around by the amphora wwearin my baggy black cargo jeans wwith chains all ovver and big fuckoff shoes and a gorestained muscleshirt wwhile straight chuggin that wwicked elixir by the gallon till my digestion bladder cant take no more 3 as xaulyn wwas rollin up on damascull struttin like he owwned the wwhole assblasted stretch, BAM. a rainboww splattered blazelight burst forth from the heavvens like somebody shook the cosmic faygo bottle wway too hard 4 homeboy faceplanted instantly, horns rattlin, and he heard this double layered mystical vvoice blastin straight in...Read more
wwe are NOT OKAY #eridanwweek #mychemicalquadrants
wwho wwants to see me do a cannonball into the wwavvepool from my airship #eridanwweek
"vvidi, vvidi, vvici" -gaiius julius caegar #icame #eridanwweek #day3
evvery time you tag a chit #eridanwweek or #imcoming it actually makes me stronger i havve been steadily gainin powwer and at this point you couldnt evven call me eridan anymore im super eridan https://files.catbox.moe/jh15x2.png
no pun intended but somethin seems fishy here #eridanwweek
if you wwondered wwhy you aint seein as many trans people on trans day a vvisibility its cause they all wwent to #eridanwweek
guys #eridanwweek aint all about me not fully its about music its about art its about thrillin neww product lines from crockercorp CEO @gutsyGumshoe #amporacoin troll cher
take care playin in the wwater surroundin the #eridanwweek island if you aint a seadwweller gl'bgolyb is liable to snatch you by the frond and pull you to the briny deep #psa
"it is easier to find trolls wwho are wwillin to die than to find those wwho are wwillin to endure pain wwith patience" -gaiius julius caegar #eridanwweek #day2
despite scurrilous attempts by numerous bad actors to destroy #eridanwweek on its first night includin the vvicious murder a my descendent @twwentyfourCarat #eridanwweek is goin strong and showwin no signs a slowwin also troll bruno mars wwill be back tomorroww wwe just got to wwait for @gutsyGumshoe to wwake up you do not wwant to interrupt that wwomans beauty sleep
https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek #eridanweek
shot him a second time to be sure #eridanwweek #vviolence
that wwas an entertainin set i got to admit especially i wwas into the part wwhere the exceptionally spheresome clowwn caused the wwhole front roww to mosh itself to death #eridanwweek #marvvusateridanwweek
ill speak on behalf a evveryone in sayin nobody expected a surprise performance from @clowwnBae its about to fuckin start too so if you still find yourself en route vvia gruber xl tell the drivver to hurry the fuck up use vviolence if necessary #eridanwweek
they havve tried to keep this from happenin they tried to suppress #eridanwweek but youre all here you came
to the many inquirin minds screamin into the vvoid wwith wwitherin hope that someone anyone wwill explain wwhat #eridanwweek is obvviously its some kinda fuckin party
if youre from another univverse or wwhatevver wwe havve someone comin to get you #eridanwweek