KARKAT VANTAS.
@carcinoGeneticist
NUNYA. HE/HIM. TRANS MALE.
IF I HAD A CAEGAR FOR EACH ALTERNATE VERSION OF MYSELF I HAVE SEEN THAT TYPES IN OUR ACCURSED GANDERBULB SEARING HUE I WOULD HAVE WAY TOO MANY FUCKING CAEGARS. WHICH CONCEPTUALLY DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A PROBLEM. I WOULDN'T MIND HAVING SOME EXTRA STRUTTING AROUND MONEY TO BLOW ON USELESS BLOCK-FILLING ITEMS AND EGREGIOUSLY OVERPRICED DELIVERY SERVICES. BUT THIS? LIKE *THIS*? I WOULD RATHER SOMEONE HAUL ME OUT BACK LIKE DECREPIT OLD YELLER AND FINALLY PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY FROM EVER HAVING TO SEE SUCH MINUSCULE NEURAL ACTIVITY BEING DISPLAYED TO ME UPON MY FEED EVER AGAIN. I'M NOT BOTHERING WITH TAGGING THIS AS "VAGUE." THIS IS TARGETED. AND EACH AND EVERY ONE OF MY SELF-BETRAYING ALTERNATES WHO SEEM TO HAVE MAGGOTS WHERE THEIR THINKSPONGES SHOULD BE.
ooooh, red beam, red words, oooooh
(^･ω･^) < SOME NEW SHIPCOURSE, HOW DO WE F33L ABOUT ARANEA AND JAKE OR KARKAT AND ERIDAN!!! #SHIPCOURSE #ERIKAT #JAKENEA
HARD FUCKING PASS.
my bitchass ran outta weed from eating the fuckers like a kid in willy wonkas chocolate nightmare i dunno if the shops gonna be open when im finally free fuck dude im so fucked #substance
DID YOUR BITCH ASS ALSO NEGLECT TO REMEMBER FROM HOW UTTERLY COOKED YOUR THINKSPONGE IS THAT YOU ARE LITERALLY THE TIME TRAVEL GUY.
i dont have to answer that what are you a cop
i think there's just too many eridans. the descendants are wvhatevwer and the dualscars are also wvhatevwer but there's like 5000000000 eridans.
THEY'RE KIND OF LIKE COCKROACHES IN THAT WAY. OR A TUBE OF CRAFT GLITTER SPILLED ON THE CARPET. NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU VACCUUM OVER THE SPOT OF YOUR HORRIBLE GLITTER SPILLAGE ACCIDENT, IT NEVER GOES AWAY.
yes i think its time we start the #cancelkarkat tag… i didnt want to do this but i have no choice
HONESTLY I'M SURPRISED THIS WASN'T STARTED EARLIER.
any karkats wwanna be my bride slavve for a wweek wwe can do the wwhole sleazy marriage plot i mentioned ivve evven got my wwhite wwifebeater on standby
**HARD PASS.**
Teleports behind you
YELLS LOUD AS FUCK.
Continue To Hit The Amporas. #deserved
AS SOMEONE WHO USED TO BE "FRIENDS" WITH ONE AMPORA AND SUBJECT TO THE GHASTLY TORMENTINGS OF PLENTY OTHERS AMONG THE DREAMBUBBLES. ENDORSED.
EVEN "CONDITIONAL IMMORTALITY" WON'T KEEP YOU FROM DEVELOPING A LUMBAR COLUMN SO STIFF AND UNPLEASANT IT KEEPS YOU FROM GETTING ANY REMOTELY MEANINGFUL AMOUNT OF SLEEP. THUS EXACERBATING THE FUCKING PROBLEM.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ hAvE YōŌōŌōU HaD AcUpUnC7UrE? i7 WaS A CōŌōŌōMmŌōŌōŌn pRōŌōŌōCeDuRe fŌōŌōŌr 7He eLdErS BeFōŌōŌōRe...
I CAN'T SAY I'M EXACTLY KEEN ON THE CONCEPT OF SOMEONE JAMMING NEEDLES INTO ME AND I JUST HAVE TO TRUST THEY DON'T HAVE ULTERIOR MOTIVES. THOUGH THAT DOES GIVE ME AN IDEA. SURELY ELECTRICAL STIMULATION FROM A STRONG ENOUGH PSIONIC SHOCK COULD SOLVE MY PROBLEM. THAT BEING SAID I NEED TO GO BOTHER SOMEONE.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ aH YeS,YōŌōŌōU WōŌōŌōUlD NōŌōŌō7 WaN7 hAvE I7 dŌōŌōŌnE By jUs7 AnYōŌōŌōNe. I7 iS A DeLiCa7e pRōŌōŌōCeSs... I7 wIlL Be iN7ErEs7iNg 7ŌōŌōŌ LeArN If 7He pSiIōŌōŌōNiC ShŌōŌōŌcK WōŌōŌōRkS...
UPDATE: EXTREMELY TINGLY. THEN I FELT EACH AND EVERY OVERTIGHTENED MUSCLE IN MY LUMBAR COLUMN LOOSEN UP AND UNTIGHTEN LIKE SEVERAL SLIP KNOTS WERE BEING UNDONE AT THE SAME TIME. I WILL BE BOTHERING HIM AGAIN. SHOULD I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS AGAIN. WHICH I DEFINITELY WILL.
wh1ch celebr1t1ez d0 y0u th1nk had the1r h0rnz red0ne? #g0zz1p1ng
TROLL DOLLY PARTON. AND THAT'S NOT ME JUST THINKING. IT IS A KNOWN FACT. I HEAR SHE HAS HER HORNS INSURED FOR 500,000 CAEGAR.
Cronus: What are my fishy alts like Everyone else: Yeah, they're... mixed feelings, whatever ya know Karkat fucking Vantas: THESE ASSHOLES SUCK SO BAD AND EAT SEVERAL TYPES OF SHIT AND DONT EVEN GET MY FUCKING STARTED ON THEIR- Cronus: .... Cronus: jesus...
((he has big opinions and a barely functioning filter </3
vwhats y0ur 0pini0n 0n my alts? the vwi0let 0nes?
BY AND LARGE EACH AND EVERY AMPORA-FLAVORED CRONUS I'VE HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF COMING EXPRESSION PLATEAU TO EXPRESSION PLATEAU WITH, BE THAT PHYSICALLY OR DIGITALLY, HAS MADE ME FEEL SOMETHING BETWEEN A WHITE HOT FURY AND AN ALL-CONSUMING DISAPPOINTMENT DOING THE FUCKING TANGO IN MY ACID TRACT. THEY HAVE ALMOST ALL ENGIRELY BEEN DESPERATE AND NEEDY SELF-PROCLAIMED "CASANOVAS" THAT GREASE THEIR BRISTLES UP SO MUCH YOU COULD USE THEIR SAD POMPADOURS TO LUBE A SCUTTLEBUGGY'S TRANSMISSION AND STILL HAVE PLENTY LEFTOVER FOR THE TWENTY MORE WAITING IN LINE. TL;DR: THEY ALL SUCK AND MAKE MY INNARDS DO THE ELECTRIC SLIDE IN A LAST DITCH EFFORT TO CLEAR THE POISONS FROM MY BODY.
-^Yo∇ all are way too open abo∇t yo∇r sex∇al endeavors.^-
THE PEOPLE WHO OPENLY AND CONFIDENTLY DECLARE THE DEEPEST DARKEST DESIRES THAT YOU COULDN'T EVEN TORTURE OUT OF ME ON MAIN AND THE PEOPLE WITH LITTLE TO NO SELF PRESERVATION INSTINCT OVERLAP IN A NEAR-PERFECT CIRCLE.
:33< this juice is bangin yo!
IT'S PAINT, ASSHOLE.
Again, those in alt city, does it ever get confusing when there's like 20 other you's active
I FIND IT TO BE LESS CONFUSING AND MORE INFURIATING THAN ANYTHING. THE LACK OF TACT AND SENSE OF SELF PRESERVATION ON A CONCERNING AMOUNT OF MY ALTERNATES IS ENOUGH TO GIVE ME A NUCLEAR FUCKING ANEURYSM AS I TRY TO WRAP MY THINKSPONGE *AND* NUGBONE OVER HOW THEY COULD POSSIBLY BE A VERSION OF MYSELF IN THE FIRST PLACE AND NOT SOME KIND OF PROVERBIAL GLITCH IN PARADOX SPACE.
POWER CAT REPLACES POWER TOP FOR THE LEJIONS AND NO FURTHER EXPLANATION, HAVE FUN WITH THAT #NSFW
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE MADE A SEQUENCE OF WORDS WHICH MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. IN WHAT FUCKING *WORLD* DO YOU LIVE WHERE YOU CAN REPLACE THE "TOP" IN "POWER TOP" WITH "CAT" AND STILL HAVE IT MAKE A REMOTE LICK OF SENSE. THERE IS NOTHING TO EXPLAIN BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
FUCK OFF MY CHIT AND CHOKE ON A BULGE
START MAKING SENSE AND I WON'T HAVE TO INTRUDE ON YOUR PANDEAD WORDVOMIT.
I MAKE SENSE TO THE ONE PERSON THAT MATTERS, /MYSELF/, NOT AN ALT VERSION OF ME THAT ONLY SHOWS UP TO NITPICK AND BE DISGRUNTLED
IF YOU EXPECTED AN ALTERNATE *NOT* TO NITPICK AND BE DISGRUNTLED YOU HAVE GROWN NAÏVE AND COMPLACENT.
BLAH BLAH BLAH THAT'S HOW MUCH I CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, DARE A KARKAT BE JOYOUS
every time i look away to eat food theres weird stuff going on on my timeline!! what is going onn
EATING UTENSIL LOCATED IN MEALBLOCK.