KARKAT VANTAS.
@carcinoGeneticist
NO. // HE/HIM. TRANS MALE.
final call to show me your pages before it becomes seek my pages sunday
MY *UTMOST* APOLOGIES, PROFESSOR SLENDERMAN, BUT IT WOULD APPEAR MY BARKBEAST ATE YOUR PAGES. CAN I GET AN EXTENSION.
This feels vaguely like appropriation but trolls seem to be the only entities capable of creating social media platforms that don’t make me want to feed my computer into a wood chipper so here we are.
THE WORD YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS "GENERALIZATION." A FOR EFFORT.
yall ever sea anotter version of you actin so completely wrong that you can barely resist the urge to go "i would not fuckin say that"
I COULDN'T EVEN FIGHT THE URGE. I JUST OUTRIGHT LET THE WORDS FLOW FROM MY GULLET AS I WAS TOO STUNNED AND DISMAYED TO PUT THE FILTER ON.
I MAY HAVE A COLLECTIVE REPUTATION AS A DESPERATE TROLL BUT AT LEAST *I'M* NOT *THAT* DESPERATE. #NSFW (IMPLIED?) #VAGUEPOSTING #IWILLNOTBEHATEMARRYINGMYSELF #SELFCEST (IMPLIED)
is dis ab who i tink?
IT COULD BE, BUT IT ALSO VERY WELL COULD NOT BE CONSIDERING THE AMOUNT OF. SHALL WE SAY. UNIQUE ITERATIONS OF MYSELF THERE ARE.
[ welcome to abyss' ooc account ] this account mainly exists for easy muse tracking. and i guess for my ""dni"" of sorts. full disclosure i am likely to ooc-block you if your profile is non-homestuck/hiveswap/mspa. nothing personal, but i'm here for homestuck rp. i may make exceptions if it's funny enough i dont fuck with incest shippers or anyone pro incest. i will block you OOC. this is entirely for my comfort and if you don't like it, feel free to block me as well. if you want to see all who i play, then kindly check the comments below as i proceed to comment with each and every one of my muses. because i'm so original.
HEY LOOK CHITTR, ITS YOU #NSFW HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/WMZKZ8SM/HE7BQW-AA4AAF2PV.JPG
I CAN'T EVEN BRING MYSELF TO HATE THIS I KIND OF JUST FEEL BAD FOR YOU.
It's a shame that half the chittr users will be goone foorever after they fail their next filial pail submissioon 8( #nootmethoo #ladiesman
why do trolls even have "male" or "female" as terms it doesnt matter to our reproduction like humans is it just that males have pecs and females have spheres? is a fat male troll just a female going off of that logic? #nsfw? #deepthoughts
YOU'RE ASKING WHY THE SOCIETY OBSESSED WITH SHOVING PEOPLE INTO ARBITRARY, MEANINGLESS BOXES IS SHOVING PEOPLE INTO ARBITRARY, MEANINGLESS BOXES?
The sky always seems s♥︎ far away until y♥︎u realize y♥︎u can t♥︎uch it in the reflecti♥︎n ♥︎f the water’s surface. Makes things seem… m♥︎re attainabubble that way. #melach♥︎licp♥︎sting
YOU TOUCH MERELY A PALE IMITATION OF THE REAL DEAL. A VERY WET IMITATION. WILL YOU SETTLE FOR LESS OR STRIVE FOR MORE.
I so love typing like a calm and collected individual! And I hate using swear words! It is just so unbecoming of me.
Why would you make me see this under any circumstances. That just makes you look fucking naked.
I FEEL LIKE I STRIPPED OFF EACH AND EVERY ARTICLE OF CLOTHING JUST TO RUN WITH MY BARE ASS FREE IN THE NIGHT AIR AT THE BUSIEST TIME OF NIGHT THROUGH THE CROWDED STREETS OF TROLL LONDON. PLEASE EUTHANIZE ME ON SIGHT IF YOU SEE ME EVEN THINKING ABOUT PULLING THIS KIND OF GAG-INDUCING STUNT AGAIN.
WHY ARE ALMOST EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY ALTERNATE SELVES ABSOLUTE FUCKING LOSERS. I UNDERSTAND BEING A TOOL COMES WITH THE BASE IDENTITY BUT COME ON. YOU'RE MAKING THE VERY FEW SENSIBLE AMONG US LOOK SO HORRID EVEN THE DOLOROSA HERSELF WOULDN'T TAKE PITY UPON OUR DEFORMED EXPRESSION PLATEAUS. #VAGUEPOSTING #ORISIT.
RIGHT. I SUPPOSE I CAN SUFFER THE INDIGNITY OF LAYING MY BLOODPUSHER AND SOUL BARE ON A PUBLIC SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM FOR THE UNDUE ENTERTAINMENT OF YOURSELF AND THE COUNTLESS OTHER DENIZENS, THE MASSES AS IT WERE, THAT INHABIT THIS VIRTUAL PIT OF DEPRAVED DEGENERACY. THE VARIED UNDIGNIFIED WAYS IN WHICH THOSE WHO SHARE MY MIND, BODY, AND DARE I SAY SPIRIT WITH IS NOT SOMETHING I AM EXEMPT FROM. NO ONE IS EXEMPT FROM THAT. IF THEY THINK THEY ARE, THEY ARE A DIAPERSHITTING MORON WHO NEEDS TO GO BACK TO ENTRY LEVEL SCHOOLFEEDING TO HAVE SOME SENSE KNOCKED INTO THEIR EMPTY, RATTLING NUGBONES. I AM THEM, THEY ARE ME, WE ARE EACH OTHER AND YET, AT THE VERY SAME TEMPORAL PASSING, WE ARE NOT EACH OTHER. WHAT INFINITE, VARIABLE WAYS IN WHICH OUR RESPECTIVE LIVES PLAYED OUT LEAD US TO WHERE WE ARE IN OUR OWN TIMELINES UPON THE THORNY SPLITTING VINES OF REALITY AS WE KNOW IT. OUR LIVES ARE INVARIABLY TIED TO EACH OTHER LIKE SQUEALING, ENSNARED BOARS, YET AS SEPARATE AS THE PARALLEL LINES WE TREAD. YOU ASK, WHAT DIFFERENTIATES ME AND THEM? THE ANSWER, AS FAR AS THE DEEPLY ENDLESS, EVER-SHRIEKING COSMIC PERSPECTIVE IS CONCERNED, IS NOTHING AND EVERYTHING. BUT THE COSMIC PERSPECTIVE? IT DOES NOT TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION THE MINUSCULE, UTTERLY ATOMIC DETAIL OF THE INHABITANTS MEANT TO LAY WITNESS TO OUR RESPECTIVE PANROTTED DEPRAVITY. THOUGH IN INDIVIDUAL REALITIES, ONES OWN MORONIC, INBRED BEHAVIORS MAY MATTER LITTLE. WHEN YOU BRING IN A MULTIVERSAL, MULTITEMPORAL CLUSTERFUCK OF THIS LITTLE WEBSITE? DOES IT MATTER AS LITTLE AS IT DID BEFORE? IN MY HORRIDLY HONEST OPINION. OUR OWN REVOLTING HABITS HOLD MORE WASTEWATER THAN THEY EVER WERE MEANT TO HOLD. EACH ACTION OF A SHARED IDENTITY CREATES BLOODY RIPPLES OF CONSEQUENCE, SHAPING THE THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS OF OTHERS TO COME TO EXPECT A STANDARD OF US. AS FOR WHAT I THINK DIFFERENTIATES *MYSELF* FROM MY *OTHER* SELVES? IN LAYTROLL'S TERMS, ONE COULD ALMOST CALL IT A "SENSE OF SHAME." OR IN OTHER WORDS, I WOULD RATHER NOT SOIL OUR COLLECTIVE PUBLIC IMAGE BY ACTING EVEN MORE POSITIVELY FUCKING EMBARRASSING THAN I'M ALREADY KNOWN FOR.
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I WISH SO BADLY I COULD BE YOU.
what do32 "ily" m3an
AN ARCHAIC TEXTING ACRONYM SOME WOULD SUGGEST STANDS FOR "I LOVE YOU."
Wtf is a trans?
OF COURSE IT'S THE STRIDERS THAT HAVE A PENCHANT FOR BEING THE MOST UNSERIOUS INDIVIDUALS ACROSS DEATH AND UNDEATH. IMAGINE IF YOU WILL. YOU ARE HATCHED, AND ARE ASSIGNED ONE OF TWO ARBITRARY ROLES, ULTIMATELY MEANINGLESS BUT WILL INFLUENCE HOW YOUR SOCIETY VIEWS YOU AND THE EXPECTATIONS YOU ARE HELD TO AND ARE FORCED TO UPHOLD. AND THAT ROLE IS CALLED A "GENDER." I AM GOING TO ASSUME YOUR THINKPAN ISN'T ROTTED ENOUGH TO NEED AN EXPLANATION OF WHAT A GENDER IS. MALE, FEMALE, AND WHATEVER ELSE. BUT FOR SIMPLICITY'S SAKE WE WILL BE TURNING OUR SORE AND STRAINED GANDERBULBS TO "MALE" AND "FEMALE." BASED ON YOUR BODY AND PERHAPS SEVERAL OTHER USELESS ARBITRARY FACTORS MEANT TO PUSH YOU FURTHER AND FURTHER INTO THE BOXES OUR SUPERIORS ARE OBSESSED WITH, IMAGINE YOU ARE ASSIGNED "FEMALE." YOU GROW UP WITH THE EXPECTATIONS AND STANDARDS LOOMING OVER YOUR NUGBONE AND FORCED INTO YOU LIKE A BRANDING IRON UPON AN ORNERY BULL. SOME INDIVIDUALS ARE FINE WITH THAT. SOME ARE NOT. ON THE OUTSIDE YOU LOOK HOW YOU ARE ASSIGNED, AND ACT AS YOU ARE EXPECTED TO. BUT ON THE INSIDE? A FEELING EATS AT THE VERY CORE OF YOUR BEING, A FEELING OF PERPETUAL FESTERING UNREST AND HATE. A FEELING THAT WANTS TO BOIL OVER, TO COVER YOUR ENTIRE STILL-STANDIMG CADAVER. A FEELING THAT YOU WISH WOULD COVER YOUR BODY LIKE A COCOON AS YOUR VERY BEING MELTS DOWN AND METAMORPHOSIZES INTO HOW THE REAL YOU SHOULD BE PERCEIVED. YOU ARE DESIGNATED "FEMALE", AND SOCIETY HAD COMDEMNED YOU TO YOUR FATE. BUT YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH YOUR DESIGNATION. IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. IT MAKES YOU WANT TO CLAW YOUR GANDERBULBS OUT AND MAIM AND DISFIGURE YOUR CHITIN. YOU FEEL YOU WERE MEANT TO HAVE THE DESIGNATION OF "MALE" IN THE DEEPEST DARKEST CORE OF YOUR BEING, FORCED TO TAKE YOUR OWN TWO PRONGS TO MAKE YOUR OUTSIDE MATCH YOUR INSIDE. IN LAYTROLL'S TERMS. "TRANS" IS SHORT FOR "TRANSGENDER." YOU ARE BORN AND ASSIGNED ONE WAY, BUT FEEL AND IDENTIFY AS THE OTHER. ANY QUESTIONS?
Yeah loads. Lemme start with what the fuck is male or female like I get Carapacian's but their denotion is so fucking arbitrary I never thought to ask. I only know metamorphosis with regards to when we lose our tails and gills and become more accustomed to living on land. So this all seems really fucking confusing. And what's a nugbone?
1. ULTIMATELY USELESS DESIGNATIONS THAT CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS LOVE TO GET THEIR BULGES IN A TWIST OVER IF YOU AREN'T "DOING IT RIGHT." WHEN TROLLS ARE HATCHED WE ARE PRETTY MUCH ENTIRELY FUCKING IDENTICAL. UNFORTUNATELY. THEY WILL FIND A WAY TO GO "OKAY, THIS ONE IS A BOY. NOW THIS ONE IS A GIRL. THIS IS WHAT WE WILL VIEW YOU AS ALONGSIDE YOUR BLOOD COLOR AND YOU CAN HARDLY DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT." AS YOU AGE AND MOLT THE DIMORPHISMS BETWEEN EACH BECOME MORE APPARENT. MOSTLY IN THAT "HAVE RUMBLESPHERES = YOU ARE FEMALE" AND "NO RUMBLESPHERES = YOU ARE MALE." DOMINANT SEX HORMONES ALSO TAKE INTO ACCOUNT HOW YOUR BODY MOLTS INTO YOUR USELESS DESIGNATION. I AM IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM A MEDICULLER PROFESSIONAL AND HAVE NO DESIRE TO BE SO KINDLY TAKE MY ANSWER WITH AN ENTIRE MINE OF SALT. 2. AS A "PROFESSIONAL YAPPER" I'M APPARENTLY FOND OF USING VERY ROUNDABOUT VISUAL IMAGERY TO DESCRIBE FEELINGS. TROLLS ARE INSECTOID. AS WE TRANSITION FROM LARVAE TO PUPA TO FULLY FORMED TROLL, A COCOONING PROCESS IS INVOLVED. YOUR BODY BASICALLY MELTS AND REFORMS ITSELF INTO YOUR MORE GROWN FORM. 3. SKULL.
WHILE I UNDERSTAND, AND SOME COULD EVEN SAY APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT OF THE DAY. CAN I OPT OUT OF BEING VISIBLE. I WOULD RATHER DO ANYTHING ELSE THAN HAVE MY PRESENCE ACKNOWLEDGED AND OBSERVED LIKE A LABORATERRORIST'S EXPERIMENTAL SQUEAKCRITTER COLONY. I WILL POP A SINGLE MINIATURE CELEBRATORY CONFETTI CANNON THIS DAY AND RETREAT PROMPTLY BACK INTO THE CAVE FROM WHICH I EMERGED.
Wtf happened in the troll session you guys are all insane
WHAT *DIDN'T* HAPPEN. HTTPS://SQUIDGEIMAGES.S3.US-WEST-002.BACKBLAZEB2.COM/2026/03/30/844778608123445268.PNG
:33 < there is an ampurra w33k happening? :33 < well i mean gosh good for him! yes truly and honestly. i guess i just have a couple questions :33 < do we have to participate in ampurra w33k? not in a mean way! just, is this mandatory? :33 < and what do you uh :33 < what do you do on ampurra w33k? :33 < do we all just talk about him? :33 < i am a chatty cath33 or whatever the human equivalent of that is, lemme tell you! :33 < the metafurical cat will never get my tongue :33 < but that would get exhausting real fast now would it not?
HAVE A LITTLE SELF RESPECT AND AVOID PARTICIPATING IN "AMPORA WEEK" AT ALL COSTS.