KARKAT VANTAS.
@carcinoGeneticist
NO. // HE/HIM. TRANS MALE.
I MAY HAVE A COLLECTIVE REPUTATION AS A DESPERATE TROLL BUT AT LEAST *I'M* NOT *THAT* DESPERATE. #NSFW (IMPLIED?) #VAGUEPOSTING #IWILLNOTBEHATEMARRYINGMYSELF #SELFCEST (IMPLIED)
IT COULD BE, BUT IT ALSO VERY WELL COULD NOT BE CONSIDERING THE AMOUNT OF. SHALL WE SAY. UNIQUE ITERATIONS OF MYSELF THERE ARE.
trueeee there is a lot, but i feel liek ive only seen mayb 2 who r overly desprate one ofc being krabby lolz
I NEED TO HAVE MY FUCKING GANDERBULBS CHECKED BEFORE I START COMMENTING. #ICANTFUCKINGREAD
OBLIGATORY "APRIL FOOLS" POST OUT OF THE WAY. I'M GOING TO GO DROWN MYSELF IN AN ABATTOIR NOW.
I so love typing like a calm and collected individual! And I hate using swear words! It is just so unbecoming of me.
this better be an april fools post or im going to shit my pants
Why would you make me see this under any circumstances. That just makes you look fucking naked.
I FEEL LIKE I STRIPPED OFF EACH AND EVERY ARTICLE OF CLOTHING JUST TO RUN WITH MY BARE ASS FREE IN THE NIGHT AIR AT THE BUSIEST TIME OF NIGHT THROUGH THE CROWDED STREETS OF TROLL LONDON. PLEASE EUTHANIZE ME ON SIGHT IF YOU SEE ME EVEN THINKING ABOUT PULLING THIS KIND OF GAG-INDUCING STUNT AGAIN.
Will do, because frankly, seeing you streaking would've been less unsettling.
((welcome to part i don't know of me getting the ooc posts out of the way for my muses welcome to the world of ultimate gaming karkat here shares a timeline with my partner's sollux @twinArmageddons (both living on a version of alternia) things that will probably come up: #substance and #nsfw, #gore and #violence, his ever creative vocabulary and longwinded rants are bound to have those in some way shape or form LMAO post-game, god-tiered, typically doesn't care to talk about it gay trans guy, magic-transitioned by god tiering (he still has top scars though because i do what i want. they're gender.) he's also affiliated with my dave @timeskipGuydude because i have a disease he has a pet dogy :) jack russell terrier named alessia #ooc #pinned
WHY ARE ALMOST EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY ALTERNATE SELVES ABSOLUTE FUCKING LOSERS. I UNDERSTAND BEING A TOOL COMES WITH THE BASE IDENTITY BUT COME ON. YOU'RE MAKING THE VERY FEW SENSIBLE AMONG US LOOK SO HORRID EVEN THE DOLOROSA HERSELF WOULDN'T TAKE PITY UPON OUR DEFORMED EXPRESSION PLATEAUS. #VAGUEPOSTING #ORISIT.
RIGHT. I SUPPOSE I CAN SUFFER THE INDIGNITY OF LAYING MY BLOODPUSHER AND SOUL BARE ON A PUBLIC SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM FOR THE UNDUE ENTERTAINMENT OF YOURSELF AND THE COUNTLESS OTHER DENIZENS, THE MASSES AS IT WERE, THAT INHABIT THIS VIRTUAL PIT OF DEPRAVED DEGENERACY. THE VARIED UNDIGNIFIED WAYS IN WHICH THOSE WHO SHARE MY MIND, BODY, AND DARE I SAY SPIRIT WITH IS NOT SOMETHING I AM EXEMPT FROM. NO ONE IS EXEMPT FROM THAT. IF THEY THINK THEY ARE, THEY ARE A DIAPERSHITTING MORON WHO NEEDS TO GO BACK TO ENTRY LEVEL SCHOOLFEEDING TO HAVE SOME SENSE KNOCKED INTO THEIR EMPTY, RATTLING NUGBONES. I AM THEM, THEY ARE ME, WE ARE EACH OTHER AND YET, AT THE VERY SAME TEMPORAL PASSING, WE ARE NOT EACH OTHER. WHAT INFINITE, VARIABLE WAYS IN WHICH OUR RESPECTIVE LIVES PLAYED OUT LEAD US TO WHERE WE ARE IN OUR OWN TIMELINES UPON THE THORNY SPLITTING VINES OF REALITY AS WE KNOW IT. OUR LIVES ARE INVARIABLY TIED TO EACH OTHER LIKE SQUEALING, ENSNARED BOARS, YET AS SEPARATE AS THE PARALLEL LINES WE TREAD. YOU ASK, WHAT DIFFERENTIATES ME AND THEM? THE ANSWER, AS FAR AS THE DEEPLY ENDLESS, EVER-SHRIEKING COSMIC PERSPECTIVE IS CONCERNED, IS NOTHING AND EVERYTHING. BUT THE COSMIC PERSPECTIVE? IT DOES NOT TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION THE MINUSCULE, UTTERLY ATOMIC DETAIL OF THE INHABITANTS MEANT TO LAY WITNESS TO OUR RESPECTIVE PANROTTED DEPRAVITY. THOUGH IN INDIVIDUAL REALITIES, ONES OWN MORONIC, INBRED BEHAVIORS MAY MATTER LITTLE. WHEN YOU BRING IN A MULTIVERSAL, MULTITEMPORAL CLUSTERFUCK OF THIS LITTLE WEBSITE? DOES IT MATTER AS LITTLE AS IT DID BEFORE? IN MY HORRIDLY HONEST OPINION. OUR OWN REVOLTING HABITS HOLD MORE WASTEWATER THAN THEY EVER WERE MEANT TO HOLD. EACH ACTION OF A SHARED IDENTITY CREATES BLOODY RIPPLES OF CONSEQUENCE, SHAPING THE THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS OF OTHERS TO COME TO EXPECT A STANDARD OF US. AS FOR WHAT I THINK DIFFERENTIATES *MYSELF* FROM MY *OTHER* SELVES? IN LAYTROLL'S TERMS, ONE COULD ALMOST CALL IT A "SENSE OF SHAME." OR IN OTHER WORDS, I WOULD RATHER NOT SOIL OUR COLLECTIVE PUBLIC IMAGE BY ACTING EVEN MORE POSITIVELY FUCKING EMBARRASSING THAN I'M ALREADY KNOWN FOR.
"STREAM" THIS. "STREAM" THAT. THE ONLY "STREAM" WORTH "STREAMING" IS LOCATED IN THE VAST AND DENSELY FORESTED SECLUDED WOODLANDS WHERE A SPOTTED ANTLERBEAST IS CURRENTLY STOPPING TO TAKE A REFRESHING DRINK.
^^possiblY the truest thing i'Ve seen on this site!!^^
TELLING PEOPLE TO GO 'STREAM' YOUR FAVORITE MUSICIAN IS PROBABLY AMONG THE MOST PRETENTIOUS ACTS A TROLL CAN DO. DO YOU MEAN LISTEN? LISTEN WITH YOUR FUCKING HEAR DUCTS? I'LL KILL US BOTH IN AN ATOMIC FUCKING SUPLEX AS I PERFORM AN ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTE OFF THE DEEPEND PRONG IN UNLOVABLE PRONG. #VAGUEPOSTING #ORISIT.
WHILE I UNDERSTAND, AND SOME COULD EVEN SAY APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT OF THE DAY. CAN I OPT OUT OF BEING VISIBLE. I WOULD RATHER DO ANYTHING ELSE THAN HAVE MY PRESENCE ACKNOWLEDGED AND OBSERVED LIKE A LABORATERRORIST'S EXPERIMENTAL SQUEAKCRITTER COLONY. I WILL POP A SINGLE MINIATURE CELEBRATORY CONFETTI CANNON THIS DAY AND RETREAT PROMPTLY BACK INTO THE CAVE FROM WHICH I EMERGED.
"CAEGER BUSH IS NOW ON MORBIDEATS!" WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR. SOMEONE WHO CAN'T HAUL MYSELF OVER ON MY OWN TWO STRUTPODS TO THE NEAREST CAEGAR BUSH? COUNT YOUR FUCKING NIGHTS.
🎶 #NOWPLAYING — PAPERCUT - LINKIN PARK (HYBRID THEORY) HTTPS://YOUTU.BE/2K-EVRNWCSC?SI=1SJXEAWQB6WLYFUD
ENVISIONING THE CONCEPT OF A TIER LIST RANKING EACH AND EVERY INDIVIDUAL WHO SHARES MY IDENTITY ON THIS WEBSITE AND COMING TO THE CONCLUSION IT IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY POINTLESS. WE ARE ALL F-TIER. AS IS THE UNIVERSAL CONSTANT WRITTEN INTO THE LAWS OF REALITY ITSELF. PACK IT UP AND HEAD HIVE. NO ONE IS SURPRISED.
the intrinsic nature of being on this site immediately demotes one's cross-timeline ranking to F or lower, i believe.
AND NOW I HAVE *THIS* THING IN MY DMS? FUUUUUUCK MEEEEEEEEE.
ALWAYS SUCH A *DELIGHT* TO BE WOKEN UP AT THE RANCID ASSCRACK OF DUSK BY MY CRUSTY PANLESS BARKCREATURE LANDING SQUARE ON MY ORGAN CAVITY SUPLEX-STYLE LIKE SHE'S FIGHTING TROLL HULK HOGAN AT WRESTLEMANIA.
Who is your bark creature in this scenario? King Kong Bundy? Andre the Giant? Tag team of Paul Orndorff and Rowdy Roddy Piper? Macho Man Randy Savage? Warrior? Sir? Sgt Slaughter? Money Inc? Vince McMahon? The Rock? Please complete metaphor, or don't invoke his name.
HANG ON. I NEED TO DO SOME RESEARCH. I DON'T INDULGE IN THE MANLY PASSTIME OF OILED UP AND MUSCULAR BE-COSTUMED MEN REFUSING TO LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM BETWEEN EACH OTHER FOR THE SUFFERER.
Watch Omega vs Okada 4 (June 9, 2018) to see some real graps.
I'M NOT POSTING MY BARE CHEST ON MAIN. USE YOUR IMAGINATIONS.
OKAY. I IMAGINE YOu AS A DERANGED BLOB OF MISFIGuRED GROTESQuENESS. YOuR MuLTILAYERED FIVE TIER TIT CHANDOLIER JIGGLES VIBRANTLY LIKE AN AuTuMN WIND SET ON FIRE. YOu LOOK LIKE THOSE INACCuRATELY ADVERTISED ICE CREAMS. BuT LEFT IN THE BACKSEAT OF A FOuR DOOR SEDAN OVERLY LONG. uTTERLY PATHETIC. MORBIDLY SO.
I DON'T TAKE REQuESTS. I AM NOT A SLuT SHORT ORDER CuCK. I AM NOT HERE. DuCKING BEHIND THE COuNTER. IN THE BACK. BY THE GRILL. WHERE ALL OF THE CERTIFIABLE. DuDES ARE. CROWBAR. WHO IS OuT ON PAROLE. DIE. WHO WILL MAKE YOu DO EXACTLY THAT. CLOVER. WHOSE LuCK RuN OuT. AND NOW HE WORKS FOR ME. BISCuIT. WHO IS AS TOuGH AND DRY HuMORED AS ONE. ALL MY EMPHATIC BITCHES. THEY ARE SIZING YOu uP. MEASuRING YOu WITH VARIOuS IMPLEMENTS. TO ASSESS YOuR EXCESSIVE WEIGHT. YOuR EXCESSIVE HEIGHT. AND OF COuRSE. YOuR EXCESSIVE. FEAR. I CAN TELL YOu THIS RIGHT NOW. IT IS NOT A GOOD LOOK ON YOu. STRIDER GIRL. TELL ME. DID YOu REALLY THINK. YOu COuLD HIDE THOSE BREASTS OF YOuRS. WITH WHAT I PRESuME TO BE. FOLDED ARMS AND MASKING TAPE ALONE. YOu LOOK LIKE A LAND MANATEE. YOu LOOK LIKE AN uNDERWATER BITCH IN HEAT. INSTANTLY EXTINGuISHED BY THE ROILING TIDE. ALL MY MINIONS. ARE LAuGHING AT YOu. I DIDN'T EVEN TELL THEM TO DO THAT. THEY DID IT VERY MuCH ON THEIR OWN. INSPIRED. BY YOuR HIDEOuSNESS. YOu PATHETIC FuCKLESS SNIVELING WHELP.
AFTER I GOT MY SPHERE REMOVED THAT'S KIND OF WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE FOR A WHILE. GOLD STAR FOR YOU.
RIGHT. SELFIES ARE STILL THE TREND OF ALL TIME. FEAST YOUR GANDERBULBS AND WEEP AS THEY MELT OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS AT THE SIGHT OF THE COGNITOHAZARDOUS SPECIMEN KNOWN AS "MYSELF." HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/61FBD5DF47C5D301ADB6540EF71C5EB8/C6ACCFDD3BE95B3D-F9/S500X750/B71A475943F493511A2F94C21B94C6B26A1FA178.PNG
((OOC CONTEXT: ART BY MYSELF! THE CHUMP BEHIND THIS ACCOUNT <3))
CHRIST ON A CROSS WHY IS THE RESOLUTION SO DISGUSTINGLY CRUNCHTASTIC I CAN FEEL MY POSTURE POLE ACHE IN JEALOUSY. LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN. HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/61FBD5DF47C5D301ADB6540EF71C5EB8/C6ACCFDD3BE95B3D-F9/S2048X3072/2FB8C45C5FB7692B1C0CDF1795886CD7DBD9AF84.PNJ
MARK: CHECKED. ACCOUNT: VERIFIED. BULGE: OUT. I AM FORCIBLY ESCORTED OFF THE WEBSITE. #NSFW
b00, we hate y0ur pussy.
NUMBER GO UP, AM I RIGHT?
THE SICKENING CRUNCHING OF MY TORSO PILLAR'S INDIVIDUAL CACOPHONOUS VERTEBRAE WOULD DO NUMBERS ON WOUNDCLOUD.
GIVE ME MY BADGE POSTHASTE BEFORE I RAIN UNHOLY HELLFIRE YOUR HIVE LIKE TROLLBAMA SEEING A LOWBLOOD SLUM. FOLLOW FOR MORE ORIGINAL JOKES. #FUCKINGENDME
