KARKAT VANTAS.
@carcinoGeneticist
NUNYA. HE/HIM. TRANS MALE.
PERSONALLY SPEAKING, I WOULD *LOVE* NOTHING MORE THAN TO SMASH MY ALTERNATES. VIOLENTLY. WITH A COMICALLY SIZED MALLET. WHAT, DID YOU THINK I WOULD DESCEND INTO THE PITFALL EVERY OTHER KARKAT ON THIS SITE HAS DIVED INTO CARTILAGINOUS NUB FIRST? I HAVE STANDARDS.
IF I HAD A CAEGAR FOR EACH ALTERNATE VERSION OF MYSELF I HAVE SEEN THAT TYPES IN OUR ACCURSED GANDERBULB SEARING HUE I WOULD HAVE WAY TOO MANY FUCKING CAEGARS. WHICH CONCEPTUALLY DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A PROBLEM. I WOULDN'T MIND HAVING SOME EXTRA STRUTTING AROUND MONEY TO BLOW ON USELESS BLOCK-FILLING ITEMS AND EGREGIOUSLY OVERPRICED DELIVERY SERVICES. BUT THIS? LIKE *THIS*? I WOULD RATHER SOMEONE HAUL ME OUT BACK LIKE DECREPIT OLD YELLER AND FINALLY PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY FROM EVER HAVING TO SEE SUCH MINUSCULE NEURAL ACTIVITY BEING DISPLAYED TO ME UPON MY FEED EVER AGAIN. I'M NOT BOTHERING WITH TAGGING THIS AS "VAGUE." THIS IS TARGETED. AND EACH AND EVERY ONE OF MY SELF-BETRAYING ALTERNATES WHO SEEM TO HAVE MAGGOTS WHERE THEIR THINKSPONGES SHOULD BE.
MUCH TO THE DISPLEASURE OF MYSELF AND COUNTLESS OTHERS I'M SURE, MY BELLOWSACS REMAIN OPERABLE AND MY CORPUS REMAINS UPRIGHT, MY BLOODPUSHER CONTINUING TO FORCE MY BOILING AND VITRIOL-FILLED BLOOD THROUGH MY CIRCULATORY SYSTEM. THAT IS, TO SAY, I AM STILL ALIVE. AND IT VERY WELL COULD BE YOUR PROBLEM.
🎶 #NOWPLAYING — HIGH DEMAND - THE HAYMARKET SQUARES (LIGHT IT UP) HTTPS://MUSIC.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=KR45Z31_1YG&SI=PORM69041K42A-HF WELCOME TO THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON THE EARTH, FOR PRISON POPULATION WE COME IN FIRST! THERE'S ONLY ONE GROUP WE DON'T PROSECUTE, THAT'S THE BANKSTERS THAT MADE YOU DESTITUTE. YOUR OVERWORKED PUBLIC DEFENDER'S OKAY, 'CAUSE THE COPS WND THE LAWYERS AND THE JUDGES GET PAID, IT'S LOOKING GREAT ON THEIR RESUMES, WAGING CLASS WAR AND WINNING WITH EVERY CASE! #LYRICPOSTING
RIGHT. I SUPPOSE I SHOULD DO MY DUE DILIGENCE FOR THE OCCASION OF TODAY. FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY COLD AND ROTTING BLOODPUSHER I WISH THE MOST HAPPIEST OF HUMAN WIGGLING DAYS TO THE EGBERTS AND CROCKERS ACROSS THE VASTNESS OF PARADOX SPACE. AS WELL AS THE NON-EGBERT/NON-CROCKER JOHNS AND JANES. AND WHATEVER OTHER NAMES YOU ALL MAY GO BY. THE JUNES AND THE JINXS AND THE JILLS AND WHATEVER FIRST NAMES FROM THE ENDLESS LIST OF FOUR-LETTERED J-NAMES YOU MAY BE USING. PS: FUCK YOU. IT WOULD BE UNBECOMING OF ME TO NOT INCLUDE A BELLOWSAC ENCLOSURE JABBING INSULT.
EVEN "CONDITIONAL IMMORTALITY" WON'T KEEP YOU FROM DEVELOPING A LUMBAR COLUMN SO STIFF AND UNPLEASANT IT KEEPS YOU FROM GETTING ANY REMOTELY MEANINGFUL AMOUNT OF SLEEP. THUS EXACERBATING THE FUCKING PROBLEM.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ hAvE YōŌōŌōU HaD AcUpUnC7UrE? i7 WaS A CōŌōŌōMmŌōŌōŌn pRōŌōŌōCeDuRe fŌōŌōŌr 7He eLdErS BeFōŌōŌōRe...
I CAN'T SAY I'M EXACTLY KEEN ON THE CONCEPT OF SOMEONE JAMMING NEEDLES INTO ME AND I JUST HAVE TO TRUST THEY DON'T HAVE ULTERIOR MOTIVES. THOUGH THAT DOES GIVE ME AN IDEA. SURELY ELECTRICAL STIMULATION FROM A STRONG ENOUGH PSIONIC SHOCK COULD SOLVE MY PROBLEM. THAT BEING SAID I NEED TO GO BOTHER SOMEONE.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ aH YeS,YōŌōŌōU WōŌōŌōUlD NōŌōŌō7 WaN7 hAvE I7 dŌōŌōŌnE By jUs7 AnYōŌōŌōNe. I7 iS A DeLiCa7e pRōŌōŌōCeSs... I7 wIlL Be iN7ErEs7iNg 7ŌōŌōŌ LeArN If 7He pSiIōŌōŌōNiC ShŌōŌōŌcK WōŌōŌōRkS...
UPDATE: EXTREMELY TINGLY. THEN I FELT EACH AND EVERY OVERTIGHTENED MUSCLE IN MY LUMBAR COLUMN LOOSEN UP AND UNTIGHTEN LIKE SEVERAL SLIP KNOTS WERE BEING UNDONE AT THE SAME TIME. I WILL BE BOTHERING HIM AGAIN. SHOULD I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS AGAIN. WHICH I DEFINITELY WILL.
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NOT THIS JACKASS AGAIN. #VAGUEPOST? #YOUKNOWWHOYOUARE.
SOME OF YOU COULD BENEFIT FROM SHIFTING YOUR ATTENTION FROM YOUR FESTERING NEGLECTED CROTCHES TO SOMETHING MORE WORTHWHILE LIKE A FUCKING *HOBBY.* GO SKYFOWL WATCHING. TAKE A HIKE. DRIVE YOUR SCUTTLEBUGGY OFF OF A STEEP CLIFF FOR FUN. MAYBE PLACE A WRITING INSTRUMENT BETWEEN YOUR CLAWS AND FUCKING DRAW SOMETHING INSTEAD OF SITTING AROUND CONSTANTLY POSTING ABOUT HOW BADLY YOU WANT A SPINY DESERT TRUNK SHOVED INTO THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF YOUR SEEDFLAPS JUST TO GET A MINUSCULE FUCKING *IOTA* OF ATTENTION FROM YOUR CIRCLEJERK OF SLACKJAWED SKANKS. #VAGUEPOSTING #ORISIT #NSFW
Z. zomeone iz mad he cant join the circle jerk zo pathetic .Z
I MAY HAVE A COLLECTIVE REPUTATION AS A DESPERATE TROLL BUT AT LEAST *I'M* NOT *THAT* DESPERATE. #NSFW (IMPLIED?) #VAGUEPOSTING #IWILLNOTBEHATEMARRYINGMYSELF #SELFCEST (IMPLIED)
IT COULD BE, BUT IT ALSO VERY WELL COULD NOT BE CONSIDERING THE AMOUNT OF. SHALL WE SAY. UNIQUE ITERATIONS OF MYSELF THERE ARE.
trueeee there is a lot, but i feel liek ive only seen mayb 2 who r overly desprate one ofc being krabby lolz
I NEED TO HAVE MY FUCKING GANDERBULBS CHECKED BEFORE I START COMMENTING. #ICANTFUCKINGREAD
OBLIGATORY "APRIL FOOLS" POST OUT OF THE WAY. I'M GOING TO GO DROWN MYSELF IN AN ABATTOIR NOW.
I so love typing like a calm and collected individual! And I hate using swear words! It is just so unbecoming of me.
this better be an april fools post or im going to shit my pants
Why would you make me see this under any circumstances. That just makes you look fucking naked.
I FEEL LIKE I STRIPPED OFF EACH AND EVERY ARTICLE OF CLOTHING JUST TO RUN WITH MY BARE ASS FREE IN THE NIGHT AIR AT THE BUSIEST TIME OF NIGHT THROUGH THE CROWDED STREETS OF TROLL LONDON. PLEASE EUTHANIZE ME ON SIGHT IF YOU SEE ME EVEN THINKING ABOUT PULLING THIS KIND OF GAG-INDUCING STUNT AGAIN.
Will do, because frankly, seeing you streaking would've been less unsettling.
((welcome to part i don't know of me getting the ooc posts out of the way for my muses welcome to the world of ultimate gaming karkat here shares a timeline with my partner's sollux @twinArmageddons (both living on a version of alternia) things that will probably come up: #substance and #nsfw, #gore and #violence, his ever creative vocabulary and longwinded rants are bound to have those in some way shape or form LMAO post-game, god-tiered, typically doesn't care to talk about it gay trans guy, magic-transitioned by god tiering (he still has top scars though because i do what i want. they're gender.) he's also affiliated with my dave @timeskipGuydude because i have a disease he has a pet dogy :) jack russell terrier named alessia #ooc #pinned
WHY ARE ALMOST EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY ALTERNATE SELVES ABSOLUTE FUCKING LOSERS. I UNDERSTAND BEING A TOOL COMES WITH THE BASE IDENTITY BUT COME ON. YOU'RE MAKING THE VERY FEW SENSIBLE AMONG US LOOK SO HORRID EVEN THE DOLOROSA HERSELF WOULDN'T TAKE PITY UPON OUR DEFORMED EXPRESSION PLATEAUS. #VAGUEPOSTING #ORISIT.
RIGHT. I SUPPOSE I CAN SUFFER THE INDIGNITY OF LAYING MY BLOODPUSHER AND SOUL BARE ON A PUBLIC SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM FOR THE UNDUE ENTERTAINMENT OF YOURSELF AND THE COUNTLESS OTHER DENIZENS, THE MASSES AS IT WERE, THAT INHABIT THIS VIRTUAL PIT OF DEPRAVED DEGENERACY. THE VARIED UNDIGNIFIED WAYS IN WHICH THOSE WHO SHARE MY MIND, BODY, AND DARE I SAY SPIRIT WITH IS NOT SOMETHING I AM EXEMPT FROM. NO ONE IS EXEMPT FROM THAT. IF THEY THINK THEY ARE, THEY ARE A DIAPERSHITTING MORON WHO NEEDS TO GO BACK TO ENTRY LEVEL SCHOOLFEEDING TO HAVE SOME SENSE KNOCKED INTO THEIR EMPTY, RATTLING NUGBONES. I AM THEM, THEY ARE ME, WE ARE EACH OTHER AND YET, AT THE VERY SAME TEMPORAL PASSING, WE ARE NOT EACH OTHER. WHAT INFINITE, VARIABLE WAYS IN WHICH OUR RESPECTIVE LIVES PLAYED OUT LEAD US TO WHERE WE ARE IN OUR OWN TIMELINES UPON THE THORNY SPLITTING VINES OF REALITY AS WE KNOW IT. OUR LIVES ARE INVARIABLY TIED TO EACH OTHER LIKE SQUEALING, ENSNARED BOARS, YET AS SEPARATE AS THE PARALLEL LINES WE TREAD. YOU ASK, WHAT DIFFERENTIATES ME AND THEM? THE ANSWER, AS FAR AS THE DEEPLY ENDLESS, EVER-SHRIEKING COSMIC PERSPECTIVE IS CONCERNED, IS NOTHING AND EVERYTHING. BUT THE COSMIC PERSPECTIVE? IT DOES NOT TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION THE MINUSCULE, UTTERLY ATOMIC DETAIL OF THE INHABITANTS MEANT TO LAY WITNESS TO OUR RESPECTIVE PANROTTED DEPRAVITY. THOUGH IN INDIVIDUAL REALITIES, ONES OWN MORONIC, INBRED BEHAVIORS MAY MATTER LITTLE. WHEN YOU BRING IN A MULTIVERSAL, MULTITEMPORAL CLUSTERFUCK OF THIS LITTLE WEBSITE? DOES IT MATTER AS LITTLE AS IT DID BEFORE? IN MY HORRIDLY HONEST OPINION. OUR OWN REVOLTING HABITS HOLD MORE WASTEWATER THAN THEY EVER WERE MEANT TO HOLD. EACH ACTION OF A SHARED IDENTITY CREATES BLOODY RIPPLES OF CONSEQUENCE, SHAPING THE THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS OF OTHERS TO COME TO EXPECT A STANDARD OF US. AS FOR WHAT I THINK DIFFERENTIATES *MYSELF* FROM MY *OTHER* SELVES? IN LAYTROLL'S TERMS, ONE COULD ALMOST CALL IT A "SENSE OF SHAME." OR IN OTHER WORDS, I WOULD RATHER NOT SOIL OUR COLLECTIVE PUBLIC IMAGE BY ACTING EVEN MORE POSITIVELY FUCKING EMBARRASSING THAN I'M ALREADY KNOWN FOR.
"STREAM" THIS. "STREAM" THAT. THE ONLY "STREAM" WORTH "STREAMING" IS LOCATED IN THE VAST AND DENSELY FORESTED SECLUDED WOODLANDS WHERE A SPOTTED ANTLERBEAST IS CURRENTLY STOPPING TO TAKE A REFRESHING DRINK.
^^possiblY the truest thing i'Ve seen on this site!!^^
TELLING PEOPLE TO GO 'STREAM' YOUR FAVORITE MUSICIAN IS PROBABLY AMONG THE MOST PRETENTIOUS ACTS A TROLL CAN DO. DO YOU MEAN LISTEN? LISTEN WITH YOUR FUCKING HEAR DUCTS? I'LL KILL US BOTH IN AN ATOMIC FUCKING SUPLEX AS I PERFORM AN ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTE OFF THE DEEPEND PRONG IN UNLOVABLE PRONG. #VAGUEPOSTING #ORISIT.
WHILE I UNDERSTAND, AND SOME COULD EVEN SAY APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT OF THE DAY. CAN I OPT OUT OF BEING VISIBLE. I WOULD RATHER DO ANYTHING ELSE THAN HAVE MY PRESENCE ACKNOWLEDGED AND OBSERVED LIKE A LABORATERRORIST'S EXPERIMENTAL SQUEAKCRITTER COLONY. I WILL POP A SINGLE MINIATURE CELEBRATORY CONFETTI CANNON THIS DAY AND RETREAT PROMPTLY BACK INTO THE CAVE FROM WHICH I EMERGED.
"CAEGER BUSH IS NOW ON MORBIDEATS!" WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR. SOMEONE WHO CAN'T HAUL MYSELF OVER ON MY OWN TWO STRUTPODS TO THE NEAREST CAEGAR BUSH? COUNT YOUR FUCKING NIGHTS.
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