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Im j0ining #eridanwar 0n the side 0f eridan
my bitchass ran outta weed from eating the fuckers like a kid in willy wonkas chocolate nightmare i dunno if the shops gonna be open when im finally free fuck dude im so fucked #substance
i dont have to answer that what are you a cop
any karkats wwanna be my bride slavve for a wweek wwe can do the wwhole sleazy marriage plot i mentioned ivve evven got my wwhite wwifebeater on standby
hi let me know if theres an acceptance let me just speed up the process actually @carcinoGeneticist#1380 @carcinoGeneticist @carcinoGeneticist#2443 @carcinizedGenesis @carcinoGarrulous @carcinoGeneticist#6799 @carcinoGeneticist#3241 @carcinoGeneticist#4881 @carcinoGendaydream @carcinogeneticist9890 wow theres a lot of them these are just the first that came up good luck!
it aint easy being an intergalactic sex symbol but i stay #humble about it #nsfvw
FIRST POST, WHO CHEERED?
BLAH BLAH BLAH THAT'S HOW MUCH I CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, DARE A KARKAT BE JOYOUS
I MAKE SENSE TO THE ONE PERSON THAT MATTERS, /MYSELF/, NOT AN ALT VERSION OF ME THAT ONLY SHOWS UP TO NITPICK AND BE DISGRUNTLED
ITS SO COLD TODAY. ALTERNIA WAS NEVER THIS COLD. #ADDMOREDATACENTERS #ENCOURAGEGLOBALWARMING
in honor of #eridanwweek i am wwantin to reconcile wwith those ivve wwronged and maybe evven hurt wwith my lusus killin antics if YOUVVE been orphaned by eridan then first wwrite a strongly wworded letter in red ink and take it to the tallest peak in the land SET THE LETTER ALIGHT sing a hymn as the ashes are blowwn dowwn the mountain pass finally fuckin do us all a favvor and FLING yourself off the cliff then and ONLY then wwill i entertain the notion of apologizin also fuck you and your ugly dead lusus
FUCK.. NOT THE HUMILATION KINK... #NSFW
:33 < You will never know why p3opl3 hated this >:3333
anyone else feel like those horns are kinda familiar
wweh
long time lurker first time poster im a lowwblood wwho tragically lost their lusus to a sad case of culling by our resident orphaner eridan AN EVVEN THOUGH IVVE been personally affected by his duty i cant help but wweep and cheer out in awwe at his presence #justlowwbloodthings
Fine, fine i'll post my tits! I hope this works... https://www.birdnature.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/great-tits.jpg
b00, we hate y0ur pussy.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ All this talk about a 'femboy' Karkat and I've never seen him, gotta assume it's some sorta mythical figure. ]
i dont knoww wwhy people are sayin such a thing but im not a bot 💜😳👀 im as real as the rest of you
frankly i think wwe should embrace the femboy programmer stereotype an put sol in the striped thigh highs instead sparin me
I WANT TO UTLIZE THE MESSAGING BOARD TBH. MAKING FRIENDS SOUND ACTUALLY FIRE
BUT YET IT STILL HAS IT
step 1: sit on the potty