Just for the record, and speaking extremely o8jectively, Jane is 8Y FAR the most fucka8le of the alphas. The lead she has on the rest of you is craaaaaaaazy. This is, of course, with Callie in consider8tion, for those of you at the edge of your seats. If we include Tavros and Eridan, Tavros just 8arely eeks out a win against Jane, and Eridan juuuuuuuust loses to Jape for 7th place! Sad. @adiosToreador @gutsyGumshoe @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror @caligulasAquarium @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 @uranianUm8ra#4373
Why are you questioning this decision. The judges have spoken.
Burst into laughter at my desk. Thank you, Callie.
DON'T ACT LIKE YOU WEREN'T ALSO FUCKING CONFUSED! ALSO NO ONE EVER SAID I DISAGREED. THIS IS JUST CRAZY FUCKING WORK.
That's high praise coming from you, Karkat. Thanks, 8uddy. Means the world.
by wwhat fuckin metric is this objectivve
You could afford to be a little less transparent in your bid to claim the coveted, yet nonexistent position for eigth alpha kid. Can't deny that you're schmoozing the right people, though.
thank yoU (or not?) for my ambigUoUs position in the middle of the pack, even if i have my reservations regarding the category of ranking.
