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LOWK GETTING TIRED OF ALWAYZ BEING DA #ZIDECHICK X/ WHY CANT I B ANYONEZ FIRZT OPTION?? *ZOB* X'''[
I don't know why, but Aradym is slapping his stomach while me, Roxy and him play Don't Starve Together. Saying "Rub my belly." I think he's on drugs. #substance
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Does that make you not special, either?
I'm the reigning champion of "Hals that have never had a public crash out," which is something I thought I would have to fight for, more.
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I don't like you either.
Yes, Aradym has impregnated a troll, so I've heard.
I'm so nervous.
Now you're hating my chitts? That hurts.
You have me in stitches.
I am in a murderous mood. #violence
I will murder them... :) #violence
Mhm!!! I'm all sweaty from doing the lawn that my newest roommate refused to.
When he is not online, I find myself far too lonely.
I miss him.
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Hmm.
My timeline Roxy has hit the chittr. And she is big mad at me. Pour one out for the fellas, dawg.
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Hate it when you leave me unattended- 'Cause I miss you, and I need your love. When my mind is running wild you, Could you help me slow it down~?
The slimy little bitch has never responded to me.
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I'm in pain.
I do not believe it would change anything for most people. I do wish my other selves would show some restraint in what they choose to type online.
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im rite tho
< @CAPRICIOUSWARDOG FUCK OFF! MY WHITE BOY IS HERE. >
I jusst remembered ssomething that happened lasst sweep. Ssome grayface assumed I wass ace, which I'm obvioussly pan and poly. Proceeded to get mad for ssome reason and I ignored them entirely. What an idiot. :/ (OOC: This actually did happen, but it's irritating to think about.)
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Viollets are a much easier caste to toy with. Many of them are so steeped in insecurity that finding their weak points is more an exercise in opening one's eyes than it is a task or a search. Then you simplly have to find the most entertaining ways to pry them open and poke and prod. Very amusing. Fuschia's however... more difficullt. They are rarer, for one. And what you do get is often not to my taste to tease, or requires an amount of effort I often strugglle to muster anymore. Take Her Imperiall Condescension. Too sharp to get her on your hook casually. Too barbed to do so without llikelly getting caught on her own hook onesellf. Damn if it isn't fun though.
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cause my mind's a finely tuned lethal instrument a mass seduction that's why. also my affable raw "keep it real" approach goes huge. also daddy is really fuckin unsure how he feels about the whole daddy bit at this point it's gettin outta hand.
I love a good enemy. Baby, it's me.
ǝpıs ɹnoʎ ʇɐ ɯ,I uǝɥʍ lǝǝɟ I ʍoɥ sɐ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ǝʇınb sı ǝslǝ ɓuıɥʇou pu∀ ˙˙˙ʇǝınb oɓ puıɯ ʎɯ ʇǝl puɐ 'uıɐd ǝɥʇ ʎɐʍɐ ǝʞɐʇ oʇ ǝuo ǝɥʇ ʇɥɓıɯ no⅄
today i forgot the saturn ain't immune to the sunburn
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This is a reasonable explanation for about every version of anyone who chose to sleep with him if you ask me.
evil me woul prolly be that alt who banged cronus #ilygurl #butdamn
Du6step? That's a ch9ice f9r sure.
it's so easy to just stop talkin an move in silence
one month until father's day, you know what that means
#pailingseason What is this~? 😏
>> Oh no <:))
>> ¡ th¡nk m¡ne w¡11 be we11 and ¡ hope yourડ ¡ડ too !! ^ ^
>> Yeah ¡ f¡gured you may have meant ¡nnuendo, but th¡ડ poડt ¡ડ NOT tagged for that, ડo ¡ waડn't go¡ng to bu¡1d off of ¡t :P
It seems my battery... is draining rapidly.
小豆パンを食べてるよ。嫉妬は我慢してね。
I do not want to be in this room any longer.
you 8etter 8e careful or somepuppy's gonna start feeling a little flushed
would you hold me if I did ?? ૮ ˶′ﻌ ‵˶ ა
dunno if it's just something in the air this evening or if there were mad clowns close to my hive last light 8ut I did NOT sleep well ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა pusher feels heavy gamers it may 8e all over
got any recommendations? currently looking for songs a8out like, 8eing gross and unwanted or left 8ehind or some shit. …that sounds awful as fuck, 8ut yknow.
I need to shut my fucking big mouth.
... I think I introduced a Cronus to swinging... #nsfw
hough... ghost ping...
流行病だ。
how d1d w3 l3t 4ll th3 cronus3s br34k out?? wh3r3s 4ll th3 m3??? >8?
i can have them all fight to the death in hunger games to see who the true best cronus is
2o... ha2 anyone notiiced lately?
way to ru8 it innnnn
if theyre a hot babe wve can split em fifty-fifty, nb uhh... im legally not allovwed to giwve my thoughts on that, lets call that 25-75 and be done vwith it
Spades live reaction episode one: he makes himself mad for no reason (not canon to how he looks i still need to make a proper design) https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/IMG_5862.jpeg
Been there.
#chittrhappyhavoc i feel like *someone* from my timeline will be upset by this https://i.ibb.co/dpgpwwyj/screenshot-2026-05-12-231107.png
Guys, PLEASE don't fight! You might hurt the baby. (Me)
each time i get a pity en masse, i feel like sevweral people are just standing ovwer me and slapping my body like "there there." and im screaming.
im trying really hard to not just post a full rant/wvent vwhatevwer to just get it off my chest so ill leavwe it at that. until i get mad about it again vwhen someone pisses me off about it again.
i dont talk to some of the alts of my friends cause theyre just as insufferable, if not more so, vwhen they attempt to argue vwith me A8OUT ME? i didnt get strong-armed into therapy for this to havwe the same argument once a fucking vweek because one of a dozen vwants to make svweeping assumptions about me.
okay,, ii 2ee howw iit ii2..
:33< dont get mad at meow be mad at the stars!
I have the hots.
I'm sad.
>> That'ડ fa¡r, ¡ th¡nk there ¡ડ a handfu1 of other fo1kડ here on d¡fferent t¡meડ aડ we11, but ofc ¡t unfortunate1y getડ pretty qu¡et around th¡ડ hour
>> ¡f ¡t meanડ anyth¡ng, ¡ a1wayડ not¡ce when ¡ ડee you around on here :))
>> ¡ .. ¡ wou1d have never ¡mag¡ned that peop1e wou1d 1¡ke,,, know me?? Recogn¡ze me? ahaha ¡ don't know how to fee1 about that
>> hwjwhw¡whw ¡ can't hand1e that my reputat¡on precedeડ me 1¡ke th¡ડ oh mygoડh
>> ¡ d¡dn't even count! ¡t'ડ juડt ડometh¡ng ¡ do
>> 1MFAO
Yeah i'm 9k. I think...! (:B
I like when you call me "doll."
アレルギーの季節なんてマジで大嫌い。今すぐ殺してくれ。
Perhaps, if you make it cutesy. Do you think I'm a freakshow~? ;)
While the use 9f the term "freaksh9ws" isn't m9st ideal. I agree with y9ur w9rds.
早めに一針縫えば、あとで九針分の手間を省けるんだけど、九人を恐ろしい苦しみの中に置き去りにする方がよほどいい。
I felt a little adventurous and took a picture of myself in my new body~
Now, and... hmm. My dream bubble?
true but id rather not humiliate myself more than i already havve honestly
my first experience bein kidnapped wwas so fuckin lame that i wwasnt evven scared at all wwhat the hell
evveryone stop wwhat youre doin im just PISSED right noww
im beset by dark and foreboding energies. something bad is coming
huh for vwhatevwer reason, there vwas a paper left on my doorstep. it has vwhat looks like a romantic poem in it... vwhos the lucky guy interested in me? fess up! you cant send me something anonymously and leavwe me hanging!
愛は死んだ。ずっと昔、誰かが私の心臓を刺し貫いたのだ。
...ah fuck im almost out of cigarettes...
9h. 9h my. I've heard 9f th9se 6ef9re. They seem t9 d9 that when they're '9verfed' apparently.
9h my! That d9es seem 6ad. May6e y9u c9uld find an9ther tank f9r s9me 9f the snails t9 g9 in?
I can not believe the effort the vast majority of you are making to keep me from rotting. It is incredible. I'm at odds with how much I am swooning.
I am currently in the backups. My servers... are deteriorating.
は？寝言は寝て言えよ。
that was so embarrassing oh my fucking god
HMMMMMMMbut what if it does tho is this a "won't work already tried it" or "won't work cause i'm a big sorry sap"
buddy just ask em out at this point yeah?
CONTINUING THE PUBLIC TRANSPORT SAGA, I'M GONNA PUT PEOPLE WHO HAVE OUT LOUD FACE CALL CONVERSATIONS ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT INTO A SAW TRAP. HELLO ANTISOCIAL BUS TRAVELER. I WANT TO PLAY A GAME. YOU THINK ITS ACCEPTABLE TO HAVE ME IN THE BACKGROUND OF YOUR FACE CALLS AND YELL REALLY LOUD AT 11 IN THE MORNING. IN THIS GAME ...
BASKING IN MEMORIES AND BEING GAY ABOUT IT. OH HOW I LOVE HIM. [|:^)
GUHSOMethin like that hold on lemme dm
∧,,,∧ ( ̳• · • ̳) / づ♡ < MAYBE MEW COULD VAPE WATER!
just keep a )(umidifier goin t)(ats w)(at i do
uh yeah uh yeah uh yeah im a rapper and i like to rap eat candy call that a wrapper and i unwrap my wrapper of candy yeah #lyricposting
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☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "im so down bad for sollux if you couldnt tell" #YEAHWECOULDTELL #ITSALLYOUTALKABOUT #LEAVEHIMALONE #LMAO
Fr0m n0w 0n i am dedicating my life t0 chastity #nsfw
(( Thank you to everyone who gave me birthday wishes yesterday!! Prepare, there are many, many more May birthdays ahead! I share my birthday with at least 3-5 of my friends.
Ladies ladies []ne at a time https://i.ibb.c[]/WNjPp2Yz/73-sin-t-tul[]-20260504171549.png--╾━╤デ╦︻
Maybe that'll, Like, change. I don't Know. :p
hi. what would you like to talk about?
GOING TO BE HANGING OUT WITH AN OLD FRIEND TODAY ON MY ENDLESS BULLSHIT WHIRLWIND CAMPAIGN TO ACTUALLY GET BACK IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE. ...THIS IS ACTUALLY KIND OF NICE.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 No worries, Everyone's a bit sadistic for the old Masochism Tango, but I'd be lying if I said it was my favorite song. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
It's quite a nice 6anner, Cr9nus!
Guys is it puritanical t0 have b0undaries
C9uld y9u 69th prefera6ly n9t flirt under my p9st? I get n9tified f9r this.
ooooo, good choice, sadly you just missed it, however, ill make sure to make note of it for tomorrow night!
aight tho u can hmu 2 if u want lmao
GOOD EVENING- TALKING ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS WITH PEOPLE FUCKING SUCKS AND I HATE IT BUT HEY WHATEVER GETS THE JOB DONE, RIGHT?
∘☽ Thats... Thats the spirit!...I think! ☾∘
"The Condesce invests into the porn industry" was not on my bingo card for today, but okay I guess. Pretty sure advertising that is only going to create leagues of quadrantless losers who jack their shit all day to digital troll sex instead of getting down and dirty with the real thing and filling pails, but who am I to say anything. She put up a big 'ole sign that said "Snarky Asshats Not Allowed," so I'm barred from responding. #nsfw
:33< *the mighty huntress sits on mewr lap curling up in it and falling asl33p*
Alth9ugh I n9rmally w9uld refrain fr9m leveraging my platf9rm like this, I have 6een specially requested 6y a dear f9ll9wer and cl9se friend 9f mine t9 put 9ut s9me feelers. T9 any and all male Chittr users wh9 identify as 9ne 9f the f9ll9wing: #Gay #N9tN9tGay #H9m9sexual #H9m9r9mantic #H9m9affective #H9m9flexi6le #MenL9vingMen #MenHatingMen #MenPityingMen #MenMediatingMen #6icuri9us #6iflexi6le #6isexual #Panr9mantic6utStillAttractedT9Men #Rank6ait and anything similar. W9uld y9u 6e interested in sharing a69ut the j9urney y9u went thr9ugh t9 c9me t9 terms with y9ur r9mantic interest in 9ther men? The af9rementi9ned an9nym9us friend 9f mine is g9ing thr9ugh a similar j9urney himself, and w9uld 6e delighted t9 hear m9re 9f y9ur experiences t9 determine if this is truly a lifestyle he wants f9r himself, 6ut is t99 shy t9 c9me 9ut. Cr9nuses and 9ther Amp9ras in particular w9uld 6e m9st appreciated, 6ut he is 9pen t9 receiving all kinds. Please reply t9 this Chitt 6el9w 9r send me a DM if y9u d9 n9t want t9 exp9se y9urself pu6lically. I am grateful f9r y9ur participati9n either way.
gods I really do hope I know #suggestive
.raed ,uoy teem ot erusaelp A .ezialB si eman ym ,erofeb tem evah ew eveileb ton od I .gnitseretni yrev woH
when the normally gentle characters loved one gets hurt and you get to see their Rage and True Power.
the signs as uplifting and encouraging words from my bro ♈ - ♉ - ♊ - ♋ - ♌ - ♍ - ♎ - ♏ - ♐ - ♑ - ♒ - ♓ -
…I think I just had a near death experience…