Farhan Hadeed
@catabolicAlchemist
deader than dead but thats how ive always lived / pharmassist / beforan
ok well so, 1 just saw a v1deo on chewtube and 1t really rem1nded me of th1s b1t of a gag 1d pull r1ght 1 made over 2,000 caegars a n1ght do1ng 1t, naturally, bc how else was 1 gonna get vape money how, may you ask? 1ts so easy, espec1ally 1f 1 can do 1t go to a bar 1n the uppers1de (place you dont frequent, but where the fujos do) w1th a good guy fr1end of yours. most 1mportant part 1s dress1ng to un1mpress (shorts, jersey) start a convo w1th some lad1es, normal and all, but you gotta gu1de the convo to the top1c of k1ss1ng other guys (1mportant). say youve never done 1t and that you cant be fucked to be pa1d to do 1t e1ther (hook) they'll offer left and r1ght to pay you but DONT take the f1rst offer, go h1gher, l1ke $100 m1n1mum or more for tongue (l1ne) take the money and k1ss your good guy guy fr1end (s1nker) go on to the next bar, r1nse and repeat at th1s rate be1ng broke 1s a cho1ce, you guys just gotta work smarter not harder or else youre not gonna make 1t far 1n l1fe
wow. crash1ng 2 wheeled veh1cles. 1 d1dn’t real1ze how much 1 m1ssed that actually
@recurr1ngRenegade 1’m gonna need to borrow the largest ramp you have
1m a love and peace k1nd of guy but those f1gures are k1nda crazy
haha uh oh, 1 d1dn’t expect her to actualy go through w1th 1t and make an account! haha th1s 1s scary
why 1s everyone here so fuck1ng horny. l1ke, 1 thought 1 was bad but th1s 1s just egreg1ous
🐾it's a lot! ehe, (( + hate react was accideNtal! darN fUmbliN' froNds, ooPs! )) hehe,
>> ડorry 😔 ¡ mean ¡ rea11y haven't even poડted anyth¡ng yet but 1¡ke, ¡'m there ¡n ડp¡r¡t.
don’t worry about 1t. 1 want to hope that th1ngs won’t get too we1rd but 1 have a feel1ng 1’m about to be d1sappo1nted
>> ¡'m ડure ¡t waડn't, but ¡ aડડure you ¡ am part of the prob1em
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wow 1 got left hang1ng. not a great f1rst exper1ence here
see1ng everyone here us1ng #’s rem1nds me of that #mynoth1ng b1t from so long ago. damn, k1nda m1ss those days. oh well mov1ng on
[ >SO BOLD TO ASSUMETH THE SOCIAL SPHERE HATH MOVED ON FROM THE WONDERS OF #MYNOTHING THOU HAST NOT SEEN THE LOVE OF #MYNOTHING UPON THIS ACCURSED WEBBED REALM_ ]
no no, not MY noth1ng. 1t was just someth1ng a fr1end used to say a lot
we may be talk1ng about d1fferent #mynoth1ng’s here but sure 1 guess
th1s place 1s fun. you can just say anyth1ng to anyone
how d1d 1 not get here sooner honestly 1’m k1nda shocked