♣ mediated by @catabolicAlchemist
To whomever left their filial pail under the table in the employee recuperation block:〜〜〜〜〜 I will ask this one time for you to properly register it with the Situlogy Department. You have until the end of my shift to rectify this error.〜〜〜 If you do, I will not make a public post calling out the pitiful volume of your contributions. I recommend this course of action to spare yourself the mockery from your colleagues.〜〜 You have six hours. #nsfw #medchittr #cullchittr #fprjcc〜〜〜〜
#pailaddictixn #substance #substanceabusedisxrder #cxmpulsivecxncupiscence. - xx @resuscitativeNightingale #secxndxpinixn? - xx
>-8==— are you up to date on all your vaccccines?
When you're as old as I am, you donate a considerable amount of genetic material over the sweeps~. I like that in a woman, though~. #Suggestive
You want to see it detached~? Are some kind of pervert~? ~.~.~.Not judging if you are, by the way~. #NSFW #NSFWE
Wait~.~.~. yours grows back too~?
I DON’T KNOW. I DON’T KNOW. CAN YOU BOTH TAKE YOUR TOPS OFF AND COMPARE. ONEGAIIII. @twiceAnnihilated
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｢keh.... don't worry, maguro-chan! (*´∇｀)ﾉ megane is just going to rest his nubbies right here. (owo)｣ ｢*puts fingies on maguro-chan's aa's :3*｣
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CHOOSE YOUR #WORKWAIFU. #THEFELT. #APPLYNOW.
38*
thank fuck 1 a1nt lost my spark
cause 1 wanted you to sea 1t duh what a1nt cl1ck1ng old man
lmfaØ, yØu're such a hØrndØg man.
i went ahead and got the outfits ready, now i just have to pick a color... and we have to figure out how we're going to make thys happen! red or blue? hmm.... @antaresesGossamer @empyreansApothehosis @amorousChanteuse @casanovaArmada
GOMEN. IT'S MY FAULT. HE'S LIKE A BARNACLE. ATTACHED TO MY BULGE.
Be quiet boy I'm busy
I want to help people make the best of their free will, under my advisory. One leads to the other.
Being tamed is the best many can hope for.
Sometimes I wonder if the amount of you on here for the purpose putting your barely, or not at all disguised fetishes on display exceeds 50% or more of the total populace. #NSFW And unfortunately I am always working.
#GOTHNIGHT FITCHECK. #PORRIMLOOK. #AREYOULOOKING. #DONTYOUWANTTOCALLMEAPOSER. #ANDSHOVEMEAGAINSTTHEWALL. #PORRIMPICKUPYOURPALMHUSK. #PUBLICHUMILIATION. #GOTHGIRLONGIRL. #YURIFISHING.
I WAS ENJOYING YOUR DESPERATION DOWN THERE.
I retract all prior statements about my mangy be- I mean warmly regarded acquaintance Farhan Hadeed. He is a valued and, ah, yes! Very successful and important member of our Acquaintance and Upwards group. I will be sponsoring his posts from this point forward, I would appreciate it everyone would show him your support when he appears on your feeds. @catabolicAlchemist You are now under my jurisdiction.
Why didn't anybody tell me my mangy beast of an acquaintance caused a royal crashout? Not that I'm celebrating your suffering. But I think this means he's hit the proverbial big leagues.
girl what the fuck are yØu talking abØut, i'm literally Øn yØur side.
I'm not a prude. I'm not against sex. I'm against hearing about yours
Myself included, of course.
I swear, the amount of trolls in my group with a good pan on their thinkshelves must be... Three, four max.
Get some self respect you ingrate, good gods.
GR055
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A BEFORAN BATTERY WHO CAN SPEAK IN COMPLETE SENTENCES. HHHH. STAY WHERE YOU ARE. I'M ON MY WAY.
#G3771NG5QU1RMY
peØple like seeing grØwth. and alsØ that yØu have hØt friends.
smirks at the camera knØwingly because i just intrØduced him tØ shame.
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Øh are yØu nØt cØmparing yØurself tØ him? dude, are yØu shitting Øn @twiceAnnihilated what the fuck, what's wrØng with being like him?
Øf cØurse yØu did, yØu're like a dØg in heat.
Happy 8/8.
/notice how he got 2 tube-shaped ob𝐋ong breaded meat products rite there thas cuz he's thinking abt my doub𝐋eye yueppp yup he b doin shit in 2 cuz i got twins in him fr 𝐋mfaoooo eating for 3 fr 𝐋o𝐋
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
SHUT THE FUCK UP LET ME HAVE TH1S
Wage war. Obviouslly.